stevedice
@stevedice@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Bank Workers, Rejoice! 3 days ago:
Life hack for renters: You can just steal from the bank.
- Comment on this gift stinks 1 week ago:
We had one at my uni and you could yell at people who got too close. Fun times.
- Comment on I said, LOOK at it! 1 week ago:
As it stands right now, it means “nobody said nothing”; your way it would mean “everybody said nothing”.
- Comment on I said, LOOK at it! 1 week ago:
Did she come out of the screen to tell you not to look at her butt?
- Comment on Hair rule 1 week ago:
For those weirdos like me who aren’t familiar with precambrian era sedimentation of precipitated iron oxide.
- Comment on i hate myself and i want to die lol 2 weeks ago:
Congrats! I dropped out halfway through. Kudos to you.
- Comment on Treat 2 weeks ago:
I find that oddly cute.
- Comment on If AI was all it was cracked up to be, it wouldn't be shoved in your face 24/7 2 weeks ago:
Fuck you’re just useless
- Comment on If AI was all it was cracked up to be, it wouldn't be shoved in your face 24/7 2 weeks ago:
That’ll teach me.
- Comment on If AI was all it was cracked up to be, it wouldn't be shoved in your face 24/7 2 weeks ago:
Literally just matching your energy, you overly sensitive whacko.
- Comment on If AI was all it was cracked up to be, it wouldn't be shoved in your face 24/7 2 weeks ago:
Sorry friend, but you’re both uninformed and delusional. And sadly confident about your wrong opinions.
- Comment on If AI was all it was cracked up to be, it wouldn't be shoved in your face 24/7 2 weeks ago:
Just like everything else I mentioned. You just don’t notice it because you don’t have a hate boner for deodorant.
- Comment on If AI was all it was cracked up to be, it wouldn't be shoved in your face 24/7 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, I see them all the time on TV. They’re also right behind the counter on 7-Elevens, and I can’t get some Tylenol at a pharmacy without seeing them. Are you saying perhaps my own bias has led me to believe advertisement for condoms is more prevalent than it is? Interesting.
- Comment on If AI was all it was cracked up to be, it wouldn't be shoved in your face 24/7 2 weeks ago:
Neither is AI, you’re just salty.
- Comment on If AI was all it was cracked up to be, it wouldn't be shoved in your face 24/7 2 weeks ago:
Let us replace “AI” in that sentence with: soap, toothpaste, toilet paper, deodorant, condoms, cars, supermarkets…
- Comment on If AI was all it was cracked up to be, it wouldn't be shoved in your face 24/7 2 weeks ago:
Shhhh. Lemmy doesn’t like it when you look outside their bubble.
- Comment on Where is modern Punk? 2 weeks ago:
4 non blondes are punk. Fight me.
- Comment on We gotta be more encouraging 2 weeks ago:
Guess it was just me. The game is amazing either way, though.
- Comment on Over 47% of Stop Killing Games Signatures Have Already Been Verified 2 weeks ago:
lol he’s from Blizzard?! I didn’t even know about that. Literally everything I know about the guy is that he tried to cancel MatPat and said some dumb shit about SKG.
- Comment on Space is beautiful 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, but it’d take us strictly longer than N years to place a mirror N light years away form Earth, so kinda useless.
- Comment on We gotta be more encouraging 2 weeks ago:
Kind of a lackluster ending, though. I don’t know why, but it kinda felt like very much not an ending.
- Comment on Man Alarmed to Discover His Smart Vacuum Was Broadcasting a Secret Map of His House 2 weeks ago:
I used to be on a mailing list where American companies offered money to people in the third world for menial manual tasks. Like sending pictures of random crap from different angles and such. One time I got an email offering 4 of these things and $100 and all I had to do was put one of them in my home and use it for a week and give the other 3 away. Goes without saying they’re clearly a privacy nightmare.
- Comment on Over 47% of Stop Killing Games Signatures Have Already Been Verified 2 weeks ago:
Gotta give it to that annoying guy with the fake voice and the greasy hair, I wouldn’t have known about this if not for him.
- Comment on We gotta be more encouraging 3 weeks ago:
The maths department in my uni receives (or did when I was there) several proofs every year on general formulas to solve equations of degree >5.
- Comment on Fictional 3 weeks ago:
I suspect what they actually meant is “I’m so edgy. Look at me. I’m so smart.”, but that’s just me.
- Comment on Banana 3 weeks ago:
Nah, your body gets rid of cyanide very quickly and you’d have to eat at least 15 apples in a single sitting before it even begins to do anything. This is assuming you’re some kind of extreme psycho who thoroughly chews each seed instead of just swallowing them like a regular psycho.
- Comment on This man is suffering 3 weeks ago:
This is exactly why I don’t go to Hooters. I can’t stand being surrounded by men like him. Sir, you’re like 50 and the waitress is barely 20. I miss their wings.
- Comment on mercy merci 3 weeks ago:
Wow, he deported the spider. Unbelievable.
- Comment on Banana 3 weeks ago:
I eat those too
- Comment on Banana 3 weeks ago:
What if I hire a bodyguard for the banana?
