ShinkanTrain

@ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty woman stepping on you⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Why did I read this in Columbo’s voice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Quell your rage" must be lesson 1 in how to internet⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it weird to show your son how to shave his pubes if he asked?⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if he also asks you to teach his friends

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Americans Can’t Buy the World’s Best Electric Car⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds great, when do we start?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨King forgot his crown⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on how bad you’re down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨King forgot his crown⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the only way this makes sense is that he’d start dating someone, say his birthday is coming up, dump then after receiving the gift and repeating the process.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moving away from physical currency has been very detrimental to the homeless industry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not even homeless people can escape landlords

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welcome to petty lane⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Love reading threads about driving cause everyone is very upset for no discernible reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parents who don't realize their kids listen to everything that they say⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does mom call you venison

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was surprised by these stats⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It takes at least two lines for that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lamplighter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That profession is called a gaslighter. It has always been called that. You must be going insane if you think it was ever called anything else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ways the Trump Administration Has Sabotaged America’s Broadband Future⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A clock spinning rapidly backwards is right multiple times a day though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this a threat?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I should neglect more language lessons

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So I put a salon 6 on my head, which was the style at the time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We live in a society or smth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Guess I’m throwing out all of my underwear

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam's Next Fests have grown into humongous battle royales, and June 2025's was no different⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  humongous ඞ

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastodon updates terms of service to ban AI model training on user data⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AI scrapers:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like I hear about this guy once every second

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She didn’t envision a lot of things

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: Non-violent protests are 2x likely to succeed and no non-violent movement that has involved more than 3.5% of the country population has ever failed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  100k Australians are the cause of the Iraq War 😔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: Non-violent protests are 2x likely to succeed and no non-violent movement that has involved more than 3.5% of the country population has ever failed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Basically⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “WHO TF GAVE THE (HARD R)S RIGHTS?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a guy who spent the first day of the Iraq war trapped in a police kettle

  BASED

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to get the attention of a low life not paying their bill⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Steve, I’m getting mixed signals. Are you gonna clean my pipes or not

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists discover that feeding AI models 10% 4chan trash actually makes them better behaved⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can blame Hollywood for a lot of things, including this, but sci-fi authors have been doing it for longer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a shot of vitamin M and keep fighting, Soldier!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Loses 50 HP

  Automatically uses 200 HP healing item

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Home alone? DIY time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice caulk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think they’re much better. British TV is what created the modern antivaxx people in the first place with the MMR Scare

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Owned (stocks)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Furries have very high standards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Shifts Xbox Gaming Handheld Ambitions to Third-Party Windows Handhelds, Postpones 2027 Launch Plans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the Vita, and you’re right, you can hack it to accept SD Cards, use native PSP/PS1 emulation in any game and a lot of homebrew ports.

  PS: If you’re willing to get third party PC Handhelds, the Ayaneo Air 1S is the closest thing the Vita form factor I know. 5.5" OLED screen, but the bezel is thicker.