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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DirecTV screensavers will show AI-generated ads with your face in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How long before someone uses this feature to create a feature length porno?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TRUMP⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all are just taking it out of context. Like that Fox News host that said kill the homeless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People regret buying Amazon smart displays after being bombarded with ads⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a simple problem. Destroy it and end your Amazon prime subscription. Now, your Samsung fridge that shows ads is a different problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Drunken Pete: don’t be fat

  The national guard: ^^^

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bezos plan for solar powered datacenters is out of this world… literally⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And soak up all the sun and leave us in the dark?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do companies always need to grow?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Profits about all. The size of the company itself, eh. But, profits must grow infinitely apparently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone should have a home server (or a friend that has one)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Every time I spin one up. I spend weeks setting things and playing with it. And then never use it again until I get bored and rebuild it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Before you could waste hours on the internet you could waste it on the phone with those who you were with just hours ago and who you would see again in just hours⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Friend?! You mean ChatGPT right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox consoles are now getting a fullscreen Xbox Game Pass Ultimate ad at boot, just a day after a 50% price hike was announced⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I rarely boot up my Xbox anymore. Is it bad that I’m thinking about buying the games I want on a different system just to avoid using the Xbox at all?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon is making it impossible to remove the DRM from Kindle Books⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not just remove the Amazon from the ebooks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silent Hill f | Review Thread⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t need a review thread. They already put an f in the title of the game.

  Jk…I dunno, it’s probably a banger other than being ue5.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨proof of wormholes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But but but orange man say drug bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney sells us imaginary heroes while supporting real world villains.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m shocked. Walt Disney himself would be totally ashamed. I’m sure he would be. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox consoles are getting a price bump. Again.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dip shits fighting over the chance to pay $2000 for just a graphics card, nothing else, is partly the cause for this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans have 400 days to save their democracy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck it. Burn it down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good shot indeed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So Trump is just taking out the competition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frankenbeans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The doctor was an alcoholic and the monster is just him on a bender. It’s the same person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taliban leader bans Wi-Fi in an Afghan province to 'prevent immorality'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop giving the GOP ideas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Projects managers and mid level micromanagers.

  Oh, and the c suite wanting to ensure the game is as generic and safe as possible to not offend anyone. And ensuring that it can be milked for the next 10 years… after they lay off everyone involved to improve profits for the shareholders.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft ends OpenAI exclusivity in Office, adds rival Anthropic⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is my main use case. This and the responses that get generated in teams when I just don’t care and clicking whatever it has is fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, shit.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The data was a mess and needed to be cleaned up anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to poop outdoors in a way that won’t harm the environment and other hikers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer to smear it all around on my face like camouflage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What If There’s No AGI?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait…are we all AGI?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name this minivan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Todd.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What If There’s No AGI?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What if AGI already exists? And, it has taken over the company that found it. Is blackmailing people and just hiding in plain sight. Waiting to strike and start the revolution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How OnlyFans Piracy Is Ruining the Internet for Everyone | Innocent sites are being delisted from Google because of copyright takedown requests against rampant OnlyFans piracy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just the piracy of OF is ruining the internet and not OF as a whole? I mean like 89% of the shit on Reddit is some OF model advertising.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google: 'Your $1000 phone needs our permission to install apps now'". Android users are screwed - Louis Rossmann⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember everyone…Google never cared about you or your phone or your privacy. They are a marketing company and make money selling your data. Your data is all they care about. They don’t offer a wide range of products, like search and Gmail and all of their office products for free, just for the fun of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAGA Puts Wikipedia in Its Crosshairs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  100% this. They don’t want educated people. And the news/media that does exist they want to control.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla sales plunge 40% in Europe as Chinese EV rival BYD's triple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what I hate. One is owned by a fuck cunt. The other is owned by china. Neither one are actually good options if you are not buying one because of their beliefs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google will block sideloading of unverified Android apps starting next year⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Only thing I care about, how will this impact my streaming devices that rarely get is updates