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• Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No thanks, I don’t want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.

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  • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Just tie it around your waist

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  • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You’re missing out. Why have a dick if not for dick flashing

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    • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Because I work at a preschool.

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    • Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Easy there, Louis CK.

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    • spykee@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You, I like you.

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  • blibla@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    :(

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• Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Need to get my girl some of these.

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Both these shorts are woefully bereft of cargo pockets.

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• AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ll wear the shorter shorts at home, but the way my balls are set up they will never be in the shorts. I’m sure someone wants to see them, but I don’t want folks seeing them while I’m out for a run. 😅

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  • Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Gyroscopic run stabilization

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  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I want to see them. 👀

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They have liners and shit on some of these shorties

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This post is lacking thicc thighs

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  • blibla@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    be the change you want to see in the world

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Old men at the gym approve.

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  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Talk about low hanging fruit

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• SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  More men need to show ass

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I need to find one first

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    • Damage@slrpnk.net ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Have you tried looking between your back and your legs?

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• HalfBakedChef@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Any pair of shorts with an inseam longer than 5" is homophobic

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• devolution@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fine on the females not so fine on the fellas.

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  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Using females. Oof

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    • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If he used males instead of fellas it would have been fine.

      If your going to use female you gotta use male. Else it’s just weird.

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    • altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fella fails.

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• UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not for me, but you can, as visual candy for me

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• FishFace@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why?

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s all situational. A skirt is better than both if you’re not doing anything where a seam is needed. But I’d rather hike or swim in something with trunks.

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  • LordPassionFruit@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But what about a skort?

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Worst of both worlds.

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  • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Are you forgetting about jorts?

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• HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  True

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• HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is more a “how-to” post.

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• Bruncvik@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  At first I thought I was on c/running and was about to agree.

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• gigachad@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wrong

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