thank you for your attention
I mean… sure, yeah… but… huh. Hmm…
thats all
Submitted 5 months ago by blibla@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Comments
niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 months ago
noxypaws@pawb.social 5 months ago
Briefs, jockstraps, or thongs for life. I’d rather go commando than wear either of these two fucking things as underwear.
polysexualstick@lemmy.world 5 months ago
They’re not underwear, they’re sports shorts
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Need to get my girl some of these.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 months ago
forget about your girl. you don’t control her, get them for yourself
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Oh of course I don’t control her, but I’m sure she’d be down. I’m also sure she’d enjoy me in a pair!
buttnugget@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I control my girlfriend. She only wears what I DEMAND.
Bruhh@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Be the change you want to see and get yourself a pair.
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 5 months ago
More men need to show ass
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I need to find one first
fonix232@fedia.io 5 months ago
A man, or an ass?
For the latter I recommend the zoo.
Damage@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
Have you tried looking between your back and your legs?
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Both these shorts are woefully bereft of cargo pockets.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
If you need cargo pockets while playing a sport (which are what these are for, all other options be damned), you need to reevaluate your strategies.
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Playing a sport? Ptsch these are for being comfy
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I think I carried stuff because of the cargo. When I left the cargo in the past, it was like a weight off my shins. I all of a sudden didn’t feel obligated to lug shit around. I was free
lovely_reader@lemmy.world 5 months ago
What do you carry in there?
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Cargo!
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Pizza bites
HalfBakedChef@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Any pair of shorts with an inseam longer than 5" is homophobic
AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I’ll wear the shorter shorts at home, but the way my balls are set up they will never be in the shorts. I’m sure someone wants to see them, but I don’t want folks seeing them while I’m out for a run. 😅
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 months ago
They have liners and shit on some of these shorties
stringere@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Why would you want shit on your shorts?
At least, before you wear them. Then shit on them all you want.
The pre-wear shitting is where I csn’t follow.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah, any tiny men’s shorts I have ever owned have had the interior hammock. Most of them were designed for exercising in, so they gotta be able to keep you from slapping around it’s not conducive to a good workout.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I want to see them. 👀
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Gyroscopic run stabilization
devolution@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Fine on the females not so fine on the fellas.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Using females. Oof
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
If he used males instead of fellas it would have been fine.
If your going to use female you gotta use male. Else it’s just weird.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Fella fails.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Old men at the gym approve.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Talk about low hanging fruit
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Worst of both worlds.
remotelove@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Are you forgetting about jorts?
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Not for me, but you can, as visual candy for me
Rooty@lemmy.world 5 months ago
No thanks, I don’t want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.
robocall@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I have a pair just like the green check ones, and they have a cockball holder. Any pair of short shorts I have has genital containment. Big fan of silkies.
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Just tie it around your waist
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
AKA “The First Season Sayan”
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
My waist is too wide to tie my balls around
blibla@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
:(
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You’re missing out. Why have a dick if not for dick flashing
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Easy there, Louis CK.
Rooty@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience.
spykee@lemmings.world 5 months ago
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 5 months ago
At first I thought I was on c/running and was about to agree.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 months ago
This is more a “how-to” post.
saltesc@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s all situational. A skirt is better than both if you’re not doing anything where a seam is needed. But I’d rather hike or swim in something with trunks.
LordPassionFruit@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
But what about a skort?
gigachad@piefed.social 5 months ago
Wrong
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
This post is lacking thicc thighs
blibla@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
be the change you want to see in the world
FishFace@piefed.social 5 months ago
Why?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 months ago
why not?
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
True
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 months ago
ok, sure. I don’t think the people on the train will appreciate my wrinkled old sack hanging out though…