Devjavu

@Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubba bubba⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually, since that’s 10% and the number of "HA"s is 80, that would be HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft confirms Windows 11 is about to change massively, gets enormous backlash - Neowin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually found pure Debian to be perfect for me as a newcomer a few years back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nextcloud plans to invest over €250 million in digital sovereignty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re just a hater.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth is way more fucked up than fiction⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tom Clancy didn’t write that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I didn't verify the headline.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL god is iron man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Refrigerator ads are finally here!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they do tgat I will mod it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If we ever find a planet with life in it, we could never set foot on it, because the interaction of the two biologies can have unpredictable consequences⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The dude commented on my comment with “No”, then deleted it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If we ever find a planet with life in it, we could never set foot on it, because the interaction of the two biologies can have unpredictable consequences⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  *'cause

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bank Workers, Rejoice!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost, it’s just now you also have to pay for renovations and stuff yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what I thought.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t. I barbequeue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What if ALL the sun’s power was focused in one place?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That one is excusable though, since it is laser and not lazer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What if ALL the sun’s power was focused in one place?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  *deadly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, so you got a glizzy between your cheeks and then what. Wait for it to hatch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean gone halfway through? Are you eating your hot dogs lime a sandwich? You gotta throat that bad boy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bum trumpet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, I don’t think you do. Farting is like breathing. Most of the time you don’t even realize you do it. It’s when there is big farts that you notice it. We always emit some amount of gas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nextcloud plans to invest over €250 million in digital sovereignty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a pretty nice webdav script for apache. It’s self hosting, but I’ve made it minimal and secure, so if you wish I can send it to you.

  Preferably I’d use a better protocol altogether, but that doesn’t really exist right now so here we are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pwned: do you pronounce it as "pohned" "pawned" or "owned"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “pfned”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turtle Wax⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What are you talking about? Being polish is just a nationality. There is no other meaning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eleven⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Helau? Raus!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3166: Big and Little Spoons⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I have to throw up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly same⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see beans. It’s been years…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Become unrecognizable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is bleach a form of water?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In my country we say ajajajajajjjj

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never ride in a car with a guy who just got dumped⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, spooks the shit out of ya I tell ya.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨iSweep⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It sucked you say?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palantir CEO Says a Surveillance State Is Preferable to China Winning the AI Race⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Future of Advertising Is AI Generated Ads That Are Directly Personalized to You⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you want to create a future that does not serve you. If my family tries to sell me dishsoap, I will stop them. If someone wants to push AI ads, I will block them. There is no known mechanism they have to force me to watch ads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never ride in a car with a guy who just got dumped⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, driving at that speed is safe. It is usually crashing where the issues arise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FBI Tries to Unmask Owner of Infamous Archive.is Site⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And it’s not like they’re gonna stop them anyways.