MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world
- Comment on The Plan is Immutable 2 weeks ago:
Why I’m a big fan of science fiction. Most is a subtle message or warning about humanity.
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- Comment on It's just a fancy new name for a lobotomy 2 weeks ago:
That’s brutal. Was this cosmetic or to breath better?
- Comment on A treat before bed. 2 weeks ago:
It was hard to find Putin with his ass spread open. 🤷
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- Comment on thats all 2 weeks ago:
Because I work at a preschool.
- Comment on #environmentalist 2 weeks ago:
How about bamboo?
- Comment on Do I detect a hint of Irish Spring? 2 weeks ago:
BJ Nom Nom is a prolific writer with such and extensive library of work.
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- Comment on Are you sure? 2 weeks ago:
Skooma is one hell of a drug.
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- Comment on Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd 2 weeks ago:
If it’s in space sure, but what if it’s on a person.
- Comment on Well do you? 2 weeks ago:
Well Uncle Mort did say he’s looking for his own place soon. Just recently we gave him a bit of cash to buy a suit so he can go job hunting. We do think it’s odd that his job interviews are always on Saturday nights downtown.
Come to think of I don’t remember seeing his new suit. Uh oh…
- Comment on life purpose 2 weeks ago:
I do feel like a dick sitting in my office going “oh my fingies is cold, burrr” in the middle of summer watching the laborers at office nextdoor tarring a new roof in the baking sun.
- Comment on Well do you? 2 weeks ago:
I’d like to not even know about it.
But Wednesday is like having an uncle you looked up to when you were young. But now he comes back as a alcoholic who lost his apartment and is staying with your family and you’re both older now and both changed.
You can’t avoid him when you visit your family because he’s digging through the fridge in his stained tightly whities well your sitting there trying to have coffee at the kitchen. You’d like to ignore him and remember the fun uncle of your youth, but there he is constantly digging in his ass and sniffing his fingers in your presence. So you feel like you might need to say a little something about his change. Like what the fuck happened to uncle Mort? I used to love Uncle Mort.
Wednesday is scratching her balls in front of me all the time retelling stories differently than how I remembered them. It’s a lot for me to take in. I’d rather remember them when I liked them.
- Comment on Well do you? 2 weeks ago:
I refuse to believe anything from the new Wednesday as canon. That bullshit is just using the Addams Family to sell dipping sauce at Wendy’s.
I’m not the target audience, but why couldn’t Tim Burton destroy some other franchise.
- Comment on Switch makes a weird sound when toggled. Any fixes? 2 weeks ago:
OH JESUS!
- Comment on funny little guys 3 weeks ago:
Cover your butt hole
- Comment on Built to last 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Built to last 3 weeks ago:
You have 71 days to share this picture with someone else. If you don’t Eggman will crawl out of this meme completely nude and covered in oil.
- Comment on Do deaf people know they have a deaf accent when speaking? 4 weeks ago:
I can hear this image
- Comment on ))<>(( 4 weeks ago:
That picture is shit.
- Comment on Saw this on a hike and immediately thought "Morning Wood?" 4 weeks ago:
Lot of people spotting this tree in the exact same position since 2017. Freaking crazy how many people keep finding this tree even hiking in 2025?!
- Comment on Just an FYI 4 weeks ago:
bend over he said I was a beautiful femboy show me your boy hole
- Comment on Oopsie Daisy 4 weeks ago:
Goes great with my big ole bowl of Garfield “Oops All Cancer” Cereal.
