MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world
- Comment on funny little guys 3 days ago:
Cover your butt hole
- Comment on Built to last 6 days ago:
- Comment on Built to last 6 days ago:
You have 71 days to share this picture with someone else. If you don’t Eggman will crawl out of this meme completely nude and covered in oil.
- Comment on Do deaf people know they have a deaf accent when speaking? 1 week ago:
I can hear this image
- Comment on ))<>(( 1 week ago:
That picture is shit.
- Comment on Saw this on a hike and immediately thought "Morning Wood?" 1 week ago:
Lot of people spotting this tree in the exact same position since 2017. Freaking crazy how many people keep finding this tree even hiking in 2025?!
- Comment on Just an FYI 1 week ago:
bend over he said I was a beautiful femboy show me your boy hole
- Comment on Oopsie Daisy 1 week ago:
Goes great with my big ole bowl of Garfield “Oops All Cancer” Cereal.
- Comment on Not kitten around. 1 week ago:
It’s that or skooma.
- Comment on Best stay away from that guy 1 week ago:
He could steal my purity ring any day
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Better than shitting someone else’s pants.
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- Comment on Working on my Halloween decorations 1 week ago:
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Got me, I did want to hug a toilet all night well the room was spinning.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
There needs to be more context to this story.
- Comment on The father, the son, and tails 2 weeks ago:
Same, makes me guffaw.
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 4 comments
- Comment on 1925 - It used to be did you kiss the guy on the first date 2 weeks ago:
Would be better if she answered “Oh no, don’t kiss men”
- Comment on get back here 3 weeks ago:
Under new management
- Comment on get back here 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 3 weeks ago:
Cunalingusius
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 3 weeks ago:
Don’t wear a hat and keep your ears clean.
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 3 weeks ago:
Ah that sucks! I got halfway up and my beam started sputtering, letting me go a little, and struggling to pull me up again. An angel flew down to warn me there could only be one person per beam due to weight constraints and realized it was just me.
They slowly lowered me back down, stuttering the whole way. Dropped me the last 5ft, than I heard a booming voice from the sky say “No fatties”.
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 3 weeks ago:
Yup, the skull fucking imps will be a part of the first wave of demons. Should get used to wearing helmets now to protect your skull.
- Comment on Mom!!!! Can we pls??? 4 weeks ago:
You need a dark matter to ethernet cable to stabilize the connection first. I got mine off AliExpress.
- Comment on labubu 4 weeks ago:
Just get a monchichi and look hip AND vintage
- Comment on Marketing Doesn't Work on Nerds 4 weeks ago:
As someone who works in marketing. We are not ignorant to how people operate and how to get in front of them. Go to the sentence that “Management makes most of the decisions”. We’ll be aiming for the people who actually buy things. Unfortunately in B2B sales that is usually the CEO/CFO/VP who has very little time to read and learn and would rather someone call and explain everything to make a problem go away. Typically they are of an older generation and hate digital media and wouldn’t be caught dead on Reddit.
That said, I always say honestly sells itself. Embellishing the truth or straight up lies will only get you so far and it’s typically short term gains.
Agency’s love scummy marketing tactics. This because it’s good numbers to them and they could give a fuck what it does to the client. They just want them to see that the graph goes up sharply for the first month and than silently bleed them dry as it flattens out and they can push more tricks or services to make graph go up again.
Inhouse teams (like me) can’t shit where they eat, so have a more genuine strategy for the long term. We are vested in the well-being of our company.
- Comment on New York City’s Rats Have a Secret Nightlife—And a Language Humans Can’t Hear 4 weeks ago:
Yes-yes. Your doom is coming, man-things.
- Comment on Video Games: 🙃 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Video Games: 🙃 4 weeks ago:
Yeah you can, they just exited out the back into a silent hill nightmare. Honestly I’d be kicking out the front windshield to get the fuck out of there.
