MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world
- Comment on The father, the son, and tails 3 days ago:
Same, makes me guffaw.
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- Comment on 1925 - It used to be did you kiss the guy on the first date 3 days ago:
Would be better if she answered “Oh no, don’t kiss men”
- Comment on get back here 1 week ago:
Under new management
- Comment on get back here 1 week ago:
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 1 week ago:
Cunalingusius
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 1 week ago:
Don’t wear a hat and keep your ears clean.
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 1 week ago:
Ah that sucks! I got halfway up and my beam started sputtering, letting me go a little, and struggling to pull me up again. An angel flew down to warn me there could only be one person per beam due to weight constraints and realized it was just me.
They slowly lowered me back down, stuttering the whole way. Dropped me the last 5ft, than I heard a booming voice from the sky say “No fatties”.
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 1 week ago:
Yup, the skull fucking imps will be a part of the first wave of demons. Should get used to wearing helmets now to protect your skull.
- Comment on Mom!!!! Can we pls??? 2 weeks ago:
You need a dark matter to ethernet cable to stabilize the connection first. I got mine off AliExpress.
- Comment on labubu 2 weeks ago:
Just get a monchichi and look hip AND vintage
- Comment on Marketing Doesn't Work on Nerds 2 weeks ago:
As someone who works in marketing. We are not ignorant to how people operate and how to get in front of them. Go to the sentence that “Management makes most of the decisions”. We’ll be aiming for the people who actually buy things. Unfortunately in B2B sales that is usually the CEO/CFO/VP who has very little time to read and learn and would rather someone call and explain everything to make a problem go away. Typically they are of an older generation and hate digital media and wouldn’t be caught dead on Reddit.
That said, I always say honestly sells itself. Embellishing the truth or straight up lies will only get you so far and it’s typically short term gains.
Agency’s love scummy marketing tactics. This because it’s good numbers to them and they could give a fuck what it does to the client. They just want them to see that the graph goes up sharply for the first month and than silently bleed them dry as it flattens out and they can push more tricks or services to make graph go up again.
Inhouse teams (like me) can’t shit where they eat, so have a more genuine strategy for the long term. We are vested in the well-being of our company.
- Comment on New York City’s Rats Have a Secret Nightlife—And a Language Humans Can’t Hear 2 weeks ago:
Yes-yes. Your doom is coming, man-things.
- Comment on Video Games: 🙃 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Video Games: 🙃 2 weeks ago:
Yeah you can, they just exited out the back into a silent hill nightmare. Honestly I’d be kicking out the front windshield to get the fuck out of there.
- Comment on Plump prophet proved perfectly precise 2 weeks ago:
Lot of questions, but mine is how do you set it down after taking a sip?
- Comment on From burner phones to decks of cards: NYC teens are adjusting to the smartphone ban 3 weeks ago:
Ok, got any mountains?
No take 10 damage and tap a creature in play.
- Comment on Guy's, it turns it it was a Jojo's reference 3 weeks ago:
People need to stop celebrating the shooter! I’m absolutely disgusted and ashamed by their actions. Charlie Kirk was doing nothing but sitting there giving a speech. This was in the middle of the day, there were clear sky’s and sun was shining directly on Charlie, as if he was chosen to deliver an important message. Than the shooter shot at him. I’ll say it as it is, nothing was between Charlie and the shooter that warranted this.
So how could the shooter miss the shot at Charlie Kirk’s large ass head and hit him in neck instead! Embarrassing, do better on the next fascist.
- Comment on Cinderella's Millennium Falcon 4 weeks ago:
Do the Kessel Run before 12 parsecs or it change back into a pumpkin.
- Comment on The Balance of Terror 4 weeks ago:
Dentist: Well thankfully I’m a woman in a male dominated profession.
- Comment on cat 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Naked Hiking Day!!! 4 weeks ago:
Somehow both better than when I got a tick on my taint. However because it’s an awkward spot, I had to lay on my back like a baby getting my diaper changed well my significant other tweezed it off.
Learned that ticks love warm spots before they dig in for a snack. Groins, armpits, behind ears. So check your taint, balls and ass after every hike.
- Comment on Canon accurate 4 weeks ago:
Looks like Batman likes to eat ass
- Comment on Fly, you fools! 4 weeks ago:
We delved too deep!
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 5 weeks ago:
Photo editors:
- Comment on Just to clarify 5 weeks ago:
Or is he still a lion if he was adapted by a mercat and warthog.
- Comment on I'm ready for spooky 5 weeks ago:
My body hair and excess blubber is perfectly adapted to low temperatures. I sweat nonstop when it hits + 70 degrees fahrenheit until it’s winter again.
- Comment on irl shiny 5 weeks ago:
I was in the Florida Keys sitting on the patio of a restaurant at night. Suddenly I saw a large mouse scuttling along the wall, but then it took flight and my brain went through several stages of “what the fuck”.
Yeah it wasn’t a mouse.
- Comment on Out of 10. Be specific! 5 weeks ago:
That looks like a fork at a snooty restaurant where they try to convince you that this fork is better than regular fork. Because you experience the chefs childhood struggles as you try scoop up your cashew foam and baked stick.
- Comment on Birds of peace 5 weeks ago:
I don’t trust them. I was at a bird sanctuary and a pelican was blocking the walkway. Every time I looked at it or tried to walk past it would turn it’s head sideways and look at me. Than open and close it’s mouth and make a loud snap.
After awhile of a standstill an employee there came by and said “oh don’t worry, he’s not going to hurt you, just walk by him he’ll move.”
Fuck that! Even with the assurance I was still like fuck no and decided to turn around.
