MeatPilot

@MeatPilot@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some medical procedures can be fun⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Once their spouse finds out the ring is lost. They’ll be in deep shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rule 34 rule⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Featuring Ant-Man as the butt plug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love bpd girls⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  One explanation for someone who is bipolar. Hypomania can express as hypersexual.

  My wife and past girlfriends have experienced this with me and to be honest it’s fun for the first hour but having a throbbing boner and inability to satisfy the urge stops being fun for both parties involved. Also makes woman feel horribly inadequate that they can’t get a man to cum. Add to it I try to do all sorts of uncomfortable things to us both to just nut.

  I’m sure that the bipolar woman go through what I have gone through it’s like eating nonstop and still being hungry even though your stomach is about to burst. You feel like a disgusting slob with every bite but can’t put the food down. All you crave is the sloppiest and nastiest food because anything healthy just doesn’t get you there. The regret afterwards is next level.

  Not trying to be a downer, but you did ask.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨healthy nutrition⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to edge my stomach as well. Got to get it all worked up for that big meal after just drinking coffee and energy drinks for two days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IYKYK⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or at least I will when I find another FWB 😅⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This dolphin has clearly had work done, but it appears that it did not alter it’s ability to swim and catch fish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or at least I will when I find another FWB 😅⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dolphins don’t have massive titties.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go on, keep them.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The ones they translated just talk about some asshole selling low quality copper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eye Bleach⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly to get the chance to hold a baby hummingbird, I’d let it piss on me too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Touchy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Over.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Orbhub!!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*your order is delivered*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I should call her.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨run⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Heckpuppy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This 81-year-old still works at Home Depot to support herself and her 90-year-old husband⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if I can strap dynamite to you first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Planet of the apes: Beginning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that a baby monkey she’s blasting?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valhalla awaits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does fisting count as combat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold: Vent Reznor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I heat myself today/ to stop the chill/ I focus on the warmth/ The only that’s real/

  Get you own Pretty Heat Machine at REZNOR’S HEATING today!

  “We’ll Heat You Like an Animal”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice cream⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For a good read, look for “For the Love of Insects” by Thomas Eisner who studied the bombardier beetle. The book doesn’t focus on bombardier beetles. But he does go over how he came to find out that it fired the chemical in pulses not a stream.

  Eisner was a wonderful scientist with a fascinating perspective.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The boy ain't right⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Noticed that too, artist probably stood back admiring his work and went “fuck me” for missing that

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨choice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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  How about this 10-yr old girl animal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not just buy a wifi probe instead of an entire grill? I’d rather a tiny thing stop working than being unable to use my grill at all because it’s jammed with too much tech.

  Truly do they do anything else worth it? I’m a plan charcoal grill person, so never wanted or looked into anything beyond that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Technology is enhancing our lives every day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyday we stray farther from the Lord’s light.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man, I hate it when this happens!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t as cute in the 1500’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes yes!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Dress for your day!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was all a lie, wasn't it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Changes in construction standards to increase hole ownership has lead mice to cut corners to increase holes and maintain profits from hole renters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people want wealth because it means power over others. Some people want wealth because it means they can minimize interactions with others.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I want wealth to become Batman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Europeans have a meter fetish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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