HowAbt2day

@HowAbt2day@futurology.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least Wilson was gone by this point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Not if Peckerhead Pete has anything to say about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Obscene!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  His name is Johnson.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  LUAP. That’s the sound the FIFA tongue makes passing over Trump churro cutter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had never heard of THIS before⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you the giver or receiver on this position?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fawlty towers?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Los Jaivas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Expecting a LLM to become conscious, is like expecting a painting to become alive⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a poster in ‘86 that I wanted to come alive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d also like to know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmm... tastes like chimkin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Horse shit with feathers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was gonna stop cornposting but then I saw this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit. I didn’t realize that is wasn’t composting until I read your comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “will never happen again.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this person not considering the 25th day of the 25th month of 2125?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silly goose⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My Daisy Duke shorts always get me a pass, even when I don’t get around to trim around the hedges.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who wets their face in the shower?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To ascertain the force of the stream, how far were from the knobs? Was it forceful enough to make a skin indentation, for example? Or remove eye crust?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t be like that, Imma.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New thing to ponder just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For their pleasure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope so :D⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rind-heart

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TFW you get the old gang back together⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grossest president too far.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where u at?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  EXCELlent observation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  New fetish unlocked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You just couldn't be satisfied with slow and easy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, thats a dildo? I thought it was the the arm of the hulk hogan runner wrestling doll.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your fusion of science and irony is split my side.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨green salad fingers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bloody pinky? (Not the British bloody, btw)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really is heart warming when grandkids teach their grandparents how to use the internet⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wicked cross-over indeed. Or it could be that Shaggy had a talk with one of the old dudes under the mask and found out that he was onery because he’s sacks were backed up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak sporting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  An absolute animal up in the paint!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That crossed leg position off of the top rope ad the look away is actually pretty dope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corcoran Group CEO says Gen Z’s housing market struggles mirror what boomers faced 30 years ago: ‘Stop buying Starbucks coffee,’ she advises⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll cost only 198 $USD in 2028 when you’re done paying 36th installment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corcoran Group CEO says Gen Z’s housing market struggles mirror what boomers faced 30 years ago: ‘Stop buying Starbucks coffee,’ she advises⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop buying everything. Trade shit. Food? Ok, buy that and nothing else. Let it all burn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thats all⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is more a “how-to” post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smells Great⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll have to keep moist and wet. Oh so wet.