HowAbt2day
@HowAbt2day@futurology.today
- Comment on Feeling the Joy on Christmas Morning 2 days ago:
Or she’s holding them herself.
- Comment on Chrizmuz 2 days ago:
Two bottles of wine, a book and a…a…hol’up…
- Comment on I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy? 3 days ago:
A lupus wall
- Comment on I started doing THIS years ago 3 days ago:
Because of what’s not under the coat.
- Comment on Nothing to see here folks 6 days ago:
This meme is corny.
- Comment on Of course there is. 1 week ago:
He moved his office to Germany. The number is 99-999-9999
- Comment on Nutjob or something? 1 week ago:
Seconds already? (Zohan)
- Comment on ad block block 1 week ago:
D Madness has entered the chat.
- Comment on what seeing even more political posts on the shitpost community does to a mfer 1 week ago:
- Comment on serious business 1 week ago:
How about if I replace a laugh for a “fuck outta he-ah”, look away to the side, look back with a smirk, cross my arms and tilt my head to the side and wrap it up with a “you mothah fucka you!”?
- Comment on know your worth 1 week ago:
That’s actually snot his name. It’s Booger. Snot is his nickname.
- Comment on We got em boys! 1 week ago:
Is Michelangelo wearing a Rolex?
- Comment on know your worth 2 weeks ago:
Username checks out.
- Comment on That one hurt 2 weeks ago:
Also sad: every Disney protagonist.
- Comment on Corn or something idk 2 weeks ago:
Nice try Ai Spy boy.
- Comment on idk abbout this one discord 2 weeks ago:
I’ll need to calibrate with some additional samples of titties before I can respond.
- Comment on idk abbout this one discord 2 weeks ago:
I can answer that but we’ll need to confirm your identify with a pic of your titties. /s
- Comment on Does this count? 2 weeks ago:
Sweet
- Comment on Iowa's state motto 2 weeks ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Ed Showering with Corndog 2 weeks ago:
Two corn dogs in shower.
- Comment on posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #2 2 weeks ago:
Being in the moment is wonderful. Especially when it comes with a succulent, warm, moist, long and salty corn.
- Comment on Mattress: not even once 2 weeks ago:
The USB port should’ve given away that it wasn’t an ice cream sandwich.
- Comment on 6🤷♀️7 2 weeks ago:
70 is when you each have half thumb in each others ass.
- Comment on At least Wilson was gone by this point 2 weeks ago:
Not if Peckerhead Pete has anything to say about it.
- Comment on How Obscene! 2 weeks ago:
His name is Johnson.
- Comment on wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize 3 weeks ago:
LUAP. That’s the sound the FIFA tongue makes passing over Trump churro cutter.
- Comment on I had never heard of THIS before 3 weeks ago:
Are you the giver or receiver on this position?
- Comment on fawlty towers? 3 weeks ago:
Los Jaivas
- Comment on Expecting a LLM to become conscious, is like expecting a painting to become alive 3 weeks ago:
I had a poster in ‘86 that I wanted to come alive.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I’d also like to know.
