HowAbt2day
@HowAbt2day@futurology.today
- Comment on TIL science has its own swifties 11 hours ago:
Thank you for your service for both 1) and 2)!
- Comment on TIL science has its own swifties 19 hours ago:
Two questions for you my brother in god;
- what were the connections that were made in maths class that got the prof so excited?
- how long did you wait before removing the ever expanding schlong for your ever expanding sfinxter?
- Comment on What do you think the PPE is for 23 hours ago:
OMy
- Comment on They're together now 4 days ago:
I think it’s balls out now. To accompany the dick which has been out for Harambe this whole time.
- Comment on Good one! 1 week ago:
I’m pretty sure that’s a Trailer Park Boy character.
- Comment on Good one! 1 week ago:
I hate you but you got me. And good. You brilliant somananbich.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 1 week ago:
I like the watermelon seeds hitting me in with corn husk and nut the rind.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 1 week ago:
But if you do, charge me 150 $USD for front row seats.
- Comment on They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation. 1 week ago:
I just buy the mix, Yukushima Seasoning.
- Comment on Kinky 2 weeks ago:
Identifying Diabético Debbie is gonna be a piece of cake.
- Comment on N. 5 2 weeks ago:
FukuShrimpA
- Comment on Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74 3 weeks ago:
Ctrl x c v
- Comment on Brainrot Tiktoker at the Kirk shooting 3 weeks ago:
Grifting off grifters is a double negative so all good.
- Comment on Brainrot Tiktoker at the Kirk shooting 3 weeks ago:
You’re right, definitely a Chilean move. 😅
- Comment on US officials plan to punish foreigners ‘making light of’ Charlie Kirk death 3 weeks ago:
Matthew 3:60 - “what goes around, comes around”
- Comment on A little memorial at the local dump 3 weeks ago:
And slow roasted I suppose because some of those couch fuckers won’t realize it’s a troll.
- Comment on Clock logic 3 weeks ago:
Back in, or back out? Please be clear or I’ll have to keep trying both ways. Over. And. Over. And. Over. Aaaannn…fffff.
- Comment on Awooga 3 weeks ago:
A mom that grew up with small ones. Ladies traumatize each other for that.
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 3 weeks ago:
I agree, that’s why I went with typically, but many aren’t allowed to live near the future “expats” so that property values aren’t negatively impacted.
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 3 weeks ago:
Typically because that’s where they’re ALLOWED to live.
- Comment on Lemmy Shitpost giving good advice 4 weeks ago:
I love the smell of fartmage, wouldn’t you agree Montgomery III?
- Comment on ISO 26300 4 weeks ago:
What do we do ir we want to be automática?
- Comment on PSA 4 weeks ago:
Too fucking late Doc, I’m farting essence of fried cabbage and cat meat until Thanksgiving’s giving.
- Comment on Captain's Log 4 weeks ago:
That level of comfort facilitates dropping a fully intact and curved “captain’s log”.
- Comment on I saw what you did there 5 weeks ago:
Like grip between his/her knees?
- Comment on Real believers know the signs that prove his presence in our lives 5 weeks ago:
Done. And as imma trifecta, I’ll appear on a burnt Cheetos-toast dingleberry for good measure.
- Comment on Have you?!?! 5 weeks ago:
JD (just dicks) FlatulANCE be looking chubby-cute.
- Comment on Gotta Smash 5 weeks ago:
A smattering of fucktrino and douchtrons, with an ensuing Asshole where not even shit escapes.
- Comment on Where have you been? 5 weeks ago:
There’s a lot to be said about the benefits is of low oxygen mountain sex.
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 5 weeks ago:
Who is this creepy creature in the distance?
