HowAbt2day

@HowAbt2day@futurology.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me after too long of a nap⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife after a 30 minute nap. Not the hairy savage part (most times), but rather the groggy disoriented part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The obvious criticism of Newton that everyone avoids⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That didn’t happen to this genius because he did pee pee sitting down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TINY⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Y es ❤️ (amor) is actually cute. PP Tiny, is actually cute too if you you’re into your lower intestines violated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Truth Is Out There⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same size hog most likely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Truth Is Out There⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Better. Bigfoot math.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chomp!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. Biting one is funny. Biting two is psychotic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not an addiction! I can stop whenever I want!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought these LSD tabs getting snorted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Loud-ge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You shall not cut!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Could’ve been cut this way based on weight of each pepperoni slice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender chicken⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve done it and mixing your noodle with the rest of them is divine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baby teeth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a good point. Maybe a “thank the lord” is in order.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jizzmania is just down undah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baby teeth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your children discard bones? Who’s exactly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baby teeth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean it’s pretty cool but is the “so proud” due to some effort that was put into it? I thought it was inevitable and an “about time “ is more appropriate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Iirc it’s a brunette. With some big ole tiddies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s actually a hat styled after a 16th British villager’s hairdo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More details: the greatest American football team in history.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That post-Thanksgiving deuce would like a word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ronny “Roid Rage” Rodriguez as the Umpire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Potential response: And I can’t bake a cupcake but I’ve eaten enough to know which ones are shitty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it fits...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they were referring to Not Acceptable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cuntry music⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Having David Cobb as a producer iirc is pretty cool. Must’ve been fun for him and some of the musicians to mess around with some of those songs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cuntry music⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Waylon is my second favorite country performer, right behind Wheeler Walker Jr.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wall People⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Resolve to stay off the broth in 2026.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They are German, of course.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The most you’re getting outta that is some miniature black hole and some short lived ejaculated antimatter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just like nonna used to make⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nonna has something special for nonno and is getting that will money early.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just like nonna used to make⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if that heat and moisture mainard some new and special goodies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good point⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And the breastmouse bird has joined the chat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling the Joy on Christmas Morning⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or she’s holding them herself.