HowAbt2day

@HowAbt2day@futurology.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨43 pregnant men⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s enough pubes gathered around shower drain to make two Turkish rugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So I can smoke them if I put shoes on them?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking party pooper

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oranges? In this economy?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pakistan to nominate Donald Trump for Nobel peace prize⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  IIRC they nominated him for the Piece of Shit Prize.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Art imitates life⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking Uncle Joey getting back to business.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McPenis⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Irish wish they were McHung like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨8999 BC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This fucking guy thinks he can just bring back a joke from 8998 BC and make it work!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What does Ricardo Demetrius Jackson have to do with any of this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t count if your blowhole isn’t exposed. They go together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Many people instantly know what THIS is. Others don't have a clue⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I kinda broke a ninja code by sharing this knowledge, but I love you guys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Many people instantly know what THIS is. Others don't have a clue⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a practice ninja star for little Japanese kindergartners?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump May Launch Wireless Phone Brand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no need to edit!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think he’s grokking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dyson Has Killed Its Bizarre Zone Air-Purifying Headphones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dyson Has Killed Its Bizarre Zone Air-Purifying Headphones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just hope they continue working on the air filtering butt plug because my friends and family are having a tough time being around me after dinner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhh...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All races welcome in this steroid fueled circle jerk. I like it. I really do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨world changes so fast⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You just rubbed one out looking at this poor patriot’s family foto, didn’t you? And you bust that nut in a flash!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Far-right websites got hacked and defaced; 6.5 terabytes of data got leaked.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh come on. You know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Running monkey⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nike is going to sponsor this little fella.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Down with the flu⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How much face work did Bob Barker get done? For 139 years old he looks tip top.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flipping the switch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Twice before lunch to be accurate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]

  …All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flipping the switch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Moms a real looker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta plans to use AI to automate up to 90% of its privacy and integrity risk assessments, including in sensitive areas like violent content⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not suitable for Lemmy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn Led Zeppelin and their Stairway to Heaven!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That elevator doesn’t skip the 13th floor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can some make a set of Bust-a-Nut bar earrings?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your brain thinks...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some would even say that these are the same exact crab and they can prove it by saying they’re using seeing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life hack⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Complimentary life hack: since practice makes perfect, you can just go the airport anytime to treat them like shit, without a ticket. That way, when you really need to, you’re all ready a pro.