HowAbt2day

@HowAbt2day@futurology.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They gonna cat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cute fridge magnets

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨essential vocab🫶⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The last 51 weekends told me. Burn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Preach, sister! And also show more boobs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As we see tit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But Alex, we just met! I'd be lying if I said I wasn't flattered though. Middle America would never understand.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mon mon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Talk about hat hair...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Adjacent: I wear no hat and no hair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GTA6 is gonna be crazy 🔥⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can it be Fascist and Furious? Please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🪿 go honk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And the STONK market is going BONK’rs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hisense TVs force owners to watch intrusive ads when switching inputs, visiting the home screen, or even changing channels — practice infuriates consumers, brand denies wrongdoing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t had a Tv in years but because I wanna be cool or some shit but I don’t want to have one of these intrusive machines in the middle of my house. I already have enough of those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Next up I'll deep fry your car keys⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Proper breading and overall shape retention. Optimus Fried

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨so cozy 🐟⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A stingstay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Giving credit to the people who maintain our roads⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If we set it on fire we can resolve at least three issues;

  1. The dark.
  2. Clearing the street.
  3. Needing more cones.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Claude Code deletes developers' production setup, including its database and snapshots — 2.5 years of records were nuked in an instant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Siri: “sure! I’ll go right ahead and permanently delete everything.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sausage party is such a fun movie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  …Ahhh…ah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sausage party is such a fun movie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks flirty IMO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You both agree that you made a mistake. Now it's time to correct it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just sent this meme to my kids. Let’s see if they start packing their shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In this house⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  After a quick search I only found some with ladies that where size 23 US shoes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Highly recommend this and can confirm that it works⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is good for forklift drivers. Coughing is bad for their work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reality-breaking reveal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Something about parking his peter or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In this house⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Step foot? 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In this house⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That sign is the highest quality object in the yard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In this house⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This could EASILY replace the “step” fetish that’s on its way out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good for meeting your FDA required minimum!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You got some of that good stuff in blue? I’m allergic to the green and taupe colored ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨W rizz skibidi⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I do worse than beat up goons, I mog them. They beat themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨calm down in the gulf guys i need to see my bf⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Taint

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The list is realistically so much longer.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless you’ve survived a Dutch Oven. #neverForget

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pornography depicting sexual relationships between step-relatives set to be banned⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking the same thing. It’ll be back to neighbors and brother’s best friend.

  We’ve got Therians and MOGgers to replace the steps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨long live my iud🫶⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that an Improvised Urinary Device?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i don't think he said that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those treats better have some fiber

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Docs used to be cool as hell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mike Tyson can pronounce the word for that ear hearing thingy.