niktemadur

@niktemadur@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop this tomfoolery at once⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey Farva! What’s the name of that restaurant you like?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine a sci-fi world, far in the future, where there are enough old unearthed pennies to be used as currency, but they are scarce enough to acquire great relative value.

  “Hey, that must have cost a small fortune!”
  “A hundred and twenty five pennies, to be exact.”
  “Damn!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨demon named racecar⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Majorana Superhero!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My playlist, everyone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Baby Shark & Wild Stallyns. Party on, dude!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My playlist, everyone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the matter ese?
  Don’t you know I’m goth-o?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice place to shop but sometimes gets sticky⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Food Lion
  Citi Trends
  Shoe Show…

  Yeah, this has the feel of some bizarro trickle-down generic capitalism alternate universe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mouse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And why is there Jennifer but no Jerryfer? Or Johnnyfer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pico de gallo is fruit salad⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pico de gallo is also the name of a fruit cocktail in my town in Mexico.
  Chunks of jicama, orange and… there’s another one I’m forgetting.

  You sprinkle salt and powdered chili on top, then squeeze the juice of a large lime on top. It’s all eaten with a toothpick, you spear the chunks of jicama, orange and the other one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone knows what first aid is, but what is second aid?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The blues singer character Mississippi Gary from The Kids In The Hall comes to mind:

  I got the blues so bad, I can’t even shut my eyes… I gotta call a friend on the phone and tell him - “Buddy, come over and shut my eyes for me, I got the blues”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now put them both together!
  And what do you get?
  A toxic regular person!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end is never the end is never the...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but can you handle clickbait homescreen wallpaper?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A bit of salt makes it taste more savory⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not just fascists, also those who empower fascists by sitting on their lazy ignorant smug asses on Election Day, bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe, who want some sort of collapse to happen… because they fancy themselves at the top of their imagined new food chain, I mean… look at their purity! Aren’t they so special and so above it all?

  They read things! On the internet! Wow!
  They reject anything that doesn’t fit their narrative. They LOVE having their hollow ego massaged in circlejerks and by bad-faith actors.

  God forbid anything less than perfect and pure crosses their medieval path, lest they feel offended and… oh yeah, they do nothing. Which is why we’re in this goddamned mess in the first place. They allowed racist, misogynistic fascism to take firm root, good luck weeding it out now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this is not satire this is not satire this is not satire⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe… i’M sUcH aN aNaRcHiSt HyUcK hYuCk HyUcK!!!

  It’s like these mentally lazy ignorant people look all around themselves, see how the horizon is basically at the same distance all around them, therefore conclude that they must be the center of the universe, then sprinkle in a few fashionable internet soundbites and catchphrases to “make themselves sound interesting” and “with it”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⭐ Enviar un regalo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Intergalactic spider-powered electromagnetic tentacled advertising droids!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elevated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Elevated

  …unquote.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The good old days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes… good ole-fashioned nazi Germany!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panic! on the trade floor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well… you keep on giving the most rabidly ignorant, recklessly greedy bigoted zealots the keys to the kingdom every 4-to-8 years, what did you expect?

  Then when Democrats can’t fix everything quickly while under constant zealot attack and sabotage, you reward the saboteurs with the keys to the goddamned kingdom again. All while you proudly proclaim that you’ve got it all figured out, because you read a blog post or tweet somewhere:
  bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe WhY bOtHeR vOTiNg?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When someone finally gives you the back story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  An elegant device, for more civilized times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which actor did not have a single bad film?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, this is the one I was scrolling down to find.

  Godfather. Godfather 2. The Conversation. Dog Day Afternoon. The Deer Hunter.

  All five Best Picture Oscar nominees, three winners.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just this! But also more...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And that’s all for today’s installment of “But Wait… There’s More!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean......if you really think about it.....⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The list of things I have seen now contains everything!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90s band alignment chart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there a way to put NIN into both extremes of Angry and Horny?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, in the 1980s we downloaded games from the radio⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  WiFi being in the microwave range of the spectrum, surely it packs information much more densely and efficiently than lower wavelength frequencies like radio ever can.
  But then WiFi can’t turn a goddamned corner and into another room ten yards away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3's grip looks the most comfy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The day I first gripped a #5, had there been clickbait thumbnails back then, mine would have read:
  This Changes EVERYTHING!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest and tell us what you see⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno… what do YOU think it is?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Divided and conquered⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s hypocritical republicans who LOUDLY incite and stoke any of the culture wars you refer to. Anyone with half a brain can see that since at least two decades ago.

  Yet another reason in a very long list as to why both parties are NOT the same. But that ship has sailed, I have lost all faith in the american electorate. Stubbornly ignorant, utterly misguided voters allowed the noisy felons back in, and they will NOT give up power on good faith. All while global warming continues to ramp up. It’s too fucking late.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I kinda do know but I'm posting this as a joke.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you mean jeans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Using the honor system⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  QR code for Patreon account!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hopefully, Future School Kids Will Have to Write Essays About This⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Archeologists: “This was probably for ceremonial use, in fertility rites”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it that in every movie podcast, when they happen to mention actor RALPH Fiennes, always say RAY Fiennes?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fiennes does seem to come from a posh background, doesn’t he?

  Then maybe a commoner trained in Shakespeare can and does develop that poshness, the ability to deliver it effortlessly.
  Was, for example, Peter O’Toole a noble or a hoodlum? Because there seems to be a bit of both in him at the same time.

  But then I take a look at the full Fiennes family name and oof… there’s some olde stubbornly blue roots in there, in plain sight. The kind of thing you would spy on the guestlist for the weekly Saxe-Coburg canasta evening.

  So is Rafe like the black sheep of his family, because he went prancing off to theater school and the bohemian lifestyle instead of a sturdy and dignified profession, like banking?