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  • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Most of what I learned about genetics is incorrect as when I graduated we thought DNA ran the show.

    We were also wrong about why the USSR fell (not a huge surprise)

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    • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why did we think think the USSR fell? Also DNA does run the show…damn, my genetics knowledge is shit. Apparently we graduated the same year 🤣

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      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why did we think think the USSR fell?

        The most common belief was that it fell because Ronald Reagan ordered Gorbachev to “tear down that wall”.

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      • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I graduated when people accepted Gaidar’s propositions whole cloth and now we blame Gorbachev a lot more than we did in 2000

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  • ninjabard@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I guess the big one for me is the whole Mozart for babies thing. It wasn’t Mozart’s music making babies and young children smarter, it was a combination of more affluent parents or at least parents with college plus educations having time and income to spend on enrichment activities.

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    • Eq0@literature.cafe ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh, thanks! That makes so much more sense!

      On a tangential note, I find hilarious which songs my toddler picks up and which ones are immediately forgotten. Somehow APT and Hey Jude are the shit, most of everything else doesn’t stick. Wonder why…

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      • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I think it’s just songs with the right kind of beat that they like. My sister’s kid is very partial to Uptown Girl, of course she doesn’t know the lyrics but she can sort of sing the tune. It took me a while to work out what it was.

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    • Joeffect@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, but that doesn’t stop baby toy markers from including that shit in every product

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  • RandomlyGeneratedName@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In the US, Trump would demand this site be “de-woke-ified” to remove “conservative bias” by having any conservative fact disproven removed from results.

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  • nuggie_ss@lemmings.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That whole “got milk” campaign was a load of bullshit.

    It turns out only about 30% of the global human population is able to even digest milk.

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    • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah but those avacadoes…

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    • Jason2357@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That, and most traditional dairy consuming European cultures never actually drank milk. They made cheese and butter, then poured the remainder in the pig trough to turn those calories into pork.

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      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They made cheese and butter

        The Nuer (a cattle-herding people from Sudan) would pour milk into gourds and add cow urine and leave it in the sun for months. I love eating food from around the world but that is one thing I would pass on. They never drank milk, but if they needed liquid calories they would poke a hole in a cow and drink some of their blood.

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      • Eq0@literature.cafe ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Absolutely. Mainly a problem of conservation of raw milk.

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      • minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The most delicious of calories.

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    • maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      man i cant even have my mocha frap without oat milk

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  • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nero linguistics programming

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    • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nero

      The dude who fiddled as Rome burned?

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Left brain/right brain pseudoscience

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It goes well with “we only use 15% of our brains”. Oh, OK, let’s remove 85% of your brain and see how things go.

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  • derry@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alpha wolf is a lie.

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Class of 2003.

    Food wheel was taught in elementary school. As were the taste bud “zones” and the American Dream.

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    • Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We had the Food Pyramid here in Canada, which is very similarly a lie pushed by the dairy and grain industries and not linked to any real health benefits.

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      • Eq0@literature.cafe ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I now refer to the […hsph.harvard.edu/healthy-eating-pyramid/](Harvard food pyramid)

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The reallity ist that you create a website with Google and it filled out automaticly your complete Curriculum Vitae from Birth to now.

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  • Randomgal@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That website is called ChatGPT lmao

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    • Speiser0@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No. It is called duckduckgo.com.

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  • ijon_the_human@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Inspired by xkcd, this is what I do:

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    xkcd.com/843

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      en.wikipedia.org/…/List_of_common_misconceptions

      The history list was most interesting in my opinion.

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    • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Obligatory “there’s a xkcd for anything, isn’t it?”

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  • crapwittyname@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Five senses; taste, touch, smell, sight, hearing, acceleration, temperature, body configuration, pain, balance, time, hunger…

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    • Overshoot2648@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You are missing CO² chemoception. Our lungs tell us if there is a lot stale air, but not if we are in a pure nitrogen environment.

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    • Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And interestingly: no sense for wetness.

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      • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Walking/riding in a thing rain coat, the sensation of rain telling your body you’re completely soaked, while dry as a bone underneath.

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      • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Getting the washing off the line…time to play “is it still wet, or just cold”

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      • crapwittyname@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Facts.

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    • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Acceleration, temperature, body configuration (positioning), pain, balance and hunger are all related to touch in one way or another.

      Time, however, is legit. Along with emotion. Maybe you could call the 6th sense cognition?

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      • Overshoot2648@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Proprioception (body config) is actually feedback from the muscles.

        Also they forget or were unaware of the most interesting sense: CO² chemoception. It is how our lungs tell if we need air.

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      • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        In theory we can break down the sense of sight into subcomponents, too. It’s only the visual cortex that processes those raw inputs into a coherent single perception. We have two eyes but generally only perceive one image, even if the stereoscopic vision gives us a good estimate of distance, and one eye being closed or obscured or blinded fails pretty gracefully into still perceiving a single image.

        We have better low light sensitivity in our color-blind rods but only have color perception from our cones, and only in the center of our visual field, but we don’t actually perceive the loss of color in those situations.

        So yeah, someone putting a warm hand on my back might technically set off different nerve sensors for both temperature and touch, but we generally perceive it as a unified “touch” perception.

        Similarly, manipulating vision and sound might very well throw off one’s proprioception, because it’s all integrated in how it’s perceived.

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    • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Isn’t acceleration just a sense of balance? Like you feel acceleration because the whatever fluid moves in your ears due to acceleration which is the same as balance.

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      • Djehngo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I was going to say you have a static sense of what orientation you are in, e.g. you can tell standing up Vs lying on your front/back/side without relying on other senses and that feels different to the sensation of moving…

        But thinking about it I guess the orientation sense is just detecting acceleration due to gravity?

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      • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        i’d say the somatogravic illusion being a think kind of proves you right.

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      • crapwittyname@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I guess so, but similar to how a lot of taste is actually perceived via smell? I suppose linear and angular acceleration could be two separate senses which encompass the sense of balance.

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  • dankm@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was taught that Canada has 10 provinces and two territories. That was proven false before I even graduated high school!

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    • scutiger@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because of Nunavut, or something else?

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      • dankm@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yup. Nunavut in 1999.

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who would be the arbiter of truth in this instance?

    Like it’s a cool idea, just practically impossible.

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    • pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Who would be the arbiter of truth in this instance?

      I generally settle for panels of scientists. Scientists aren’t prone to agreeing on things, but much of (not all, life is cool and scary) what they do agree on is a pretty safe bet.

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  • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or history that was not covered…

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  • homura1650@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    China is the most populace country.

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    • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      tbf when I was in school that was true

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      • Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That is what the post is a about. Not just facts that were always wrong, but ones that no longer are true

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  • GooseGang@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The food pyramid for sure. I’m not sure if it was taught outside the US

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    • Eq0@literature.cafe ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I went into a deep dive on the matter. Many countries have food pyramids, but they look potentially very different. For a laugh, look up the Italian one, with pizza and pasta at the base! I nowadays refer to the Harvard food pyramid, seems fairly legit to me.

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      • GooseGang@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The Harvard one looks better but I think I’ll be using the Italian one from now on 😂

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    • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This one is ongoing. It gets modified a bit whenever some industry or another pays enough, but it’s still misleading kids and educators to this day.

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  • qaz@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    yourschoolgotwrong.com

    Source (GitHub)

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    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There needs to be something about so-called “junk DNA” added to this.

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    • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mobile web design is my passion Image

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      • qaz@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m sorry, I forgot to test this on mobile after making some changes

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    • Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can’t say I’ve ever heard the one about classical music making people “smarter”, but it would not surprise me if some music is simply more distracting than others. Most classical music is inoffensive enough to the ears that it’s ok to use as background noise, and the lack of lyrics doesn’t distract language processing.

      What I’d be more curious about though is if there is any significant impact to quality of work during tests/study time/reading time with background noise like classical music versus just having dead silence.

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The economy works and real estate is always a good investment. Also, the best thing that can happen to a nation is to be defeated by the US, because the US will then rebuild their infrastructure. The only example that teacher would cite was Japan.

    Fm radio travels in waves while am radio travels in beams. This wasn’t a science teacher though. This was a media teacher’s wisdom.

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    • ubergeek@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fairly, land is always a good investment. Taking out predatory loans to buy land isnt.

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    • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The rebuilding thing was a plan specific to WWII. They wanted to avoid the issues that the end of WWI brought to keep another war from happening a couple decades down the line.

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      • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The US also wanted an ally in the area who was into capitalism. Similar to how SK got a lot of support in building their infrastructure, but they went even farther into capitalism. Both countries are really depressed now.

        He was trying to rationalize why Bush II’s wars were going to be bad for them. In both cases, completely ignoring the huge loss of life that incurred.

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  • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A short list of things you didn’t realize were false, stolen from the most recent episode of the You Are Not So Smart podcast:

    • “The original 1938 radio broadcast of The War of the Worlds lead to a mass panic.” – It did not. However, rumors of a panic spread via newspaper op-eds about how it was a bad idea to get your news on any other medium besides newspapers. Citation: slate.com/…/orson-welles-war-of-the-worlds-panic-…
    • “You can boil a frog in a pot by gradually raising the temperature of the water.” – This doesn’t work; frogs just jump out when they get uncomfortable. Citation: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling_frog
    • “Lemmings march off cliffs to their deaths because they blindly follow one another.” – They don’t. Citation: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemming#Misconceptions
      • “…but I saw it in a Disney documentary!” – Nope. Turns out the filmmakers paid local kids to capture a bunch of lemmings, spin them around to make them dizzy, then manually threw them off cliffs and filmed it. Citation: hyperallergic.com/…/white-wilderness-disney-natur…
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    • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The War of the Worlds broadcast didn’t cause mass hysteria, but it did cause some people to go outside and shoot at the nearest water tower.

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    • JargonWagon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      TIL Lemmings are an actual creature and not just from the PC game Lemmings! I’m guessing that’s why it’s named “Lemmy” and then has a logo of a rodent. I just thought it was a random name and a drawing of a mouse this whole time.

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    • PraiseTheSoup@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I actually learned the lemmings thing from the windows 95 era PC game “Lemmings”. This is also how I learned that lemmings have green hair!

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      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        PC game “Lemmings”

        Best game of all time IMHO. “I’ll just try one more level” followed by the sunrise.

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      • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah I saw lemmings die all the time growing up!!

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      • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        fun fact, lemmings was developed by a little studio called DMA designs, which later changed name to Rockstar North, and is nowadays most known for the GTA games.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They are skilled with bricklaying and mining tools too ⛏️

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      • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Let’s go! Door creaks

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    • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What about the BBc documentary with the spaghetti trees?

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  • Jhuskindle@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ill never accept that Pluto is not a planet! JUSTICE FOR PLUTO

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For me it’s the regions of the tongue thing. It never made any sense, and a 6 year old with a sugar cube could have disproved it. Yet they taught it in schools for years.

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  • deaf_fish@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your work improves the lives of others more than it will improve your own. Which others is determined by politics. Best to spread the improvement around so you can get more of it back from more people.

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  • Soapbox@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The mitochondria better still be the power house of the cell. Or we are going to flip some tables and burn the place down.

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  • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wash your chicken before cooking. Don’t do this, it just spreads salmonella all over your sink.

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  • the_q@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bears sleep for their entire hibernation and recycle their waste.

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  • logicbomb@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The one that immediately springs to mind doesn’t exactly fit the criteria, because it wasn’t even true at the time that I was taught it in public school in Texas. But my history teacher taught me that no real historian called it the “American Civil War,” and that it was correctly called “The War of Northern Aggression.” And, of course, although the Confederacy did want to keep slavery legal, their actual central reason for seceding was “states rights.”

    Like I said, both of those are simply lies. Only propagandists call it “The War of Northern Aggression”, and it was always explicitly about slavery.

    The sad thing is that I believed and repeated these lies for years after that. Note that, like most people, I didn’t have access to the internet to easily check things myself. Since at the time I had zero interest in reading about history, it was difficult to correct my knowledge.

    It has demonstrated, to me at least, the importance of keeping propaganda away from children. The more you lie to children, the harder it will be for them to become functioning adults.

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  • shplane@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The US south treated their slaves well. Even in high school, I was like “mmmm you suuuure about that?”

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  • moseschrute@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And the website looks like it’s from the year you input

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  • FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can think of a few.

    • That T-Rex’ vision was based on movement.
    • Feathered dinosaurs are a thing.
    • What we were taught as the ‘reservation’ system more closely resembled concentration camps, and indigenous people were given a choice between death marches and war. -That the US military was actually on the wrong side of nearly every civilian movement for greater rights, from suffrage, to labor, and now freedom of speech.
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