ChickenLadyLovesLife
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- Comment on Microsoft suddenly bans LibreOffice developer's email account, blocks appeal 7 hours ago:
The corporation built almost entirely out of copying Apple and buying up competitors to destroy them?
Ironically enough, their biggest failure to do this was when they let the iPhone (with the help of Android) bitch-slap Windows Mobile and Windows Phone out of existence.
- Comment on Microsoft suddenly bans LibreOffice developer's email account, blocks appeal 7 hours ago:
I got recruited by Apple some years ago because of my Stack Overflow account. I’m glad I ignored them, although there’s something to be said for an ungodly salary and Apple stock options.
- Comment on Microsoft suddenly bans LibreOffice developer's email account, blocks appeal 7 hours ago:
I don’t think anything in the software world has ever pissed me off as much as the fucking ribbon. “We’ve run out of ideas as far as the UI is concerned - just throw everything up there somewhere, menus, toolbars, whatever”. A close second was their genius idea of hiding unused menu items so the locations of the items you do use are constantly changing.
I don’t use MS products any more but my 90 yo parents do and it’s a fucking nightmare trying to help them with stuff. MS Office is certifiable elder abuse.
- Comment on Hertz' AI System That Scans for "Damage" on Rental Cars Is Turning Into an Epic Disaster 3 days ago:
That’s why the matching strategy is mergers to combine all the competitors into one company.
- Comment on workflow 4 days ago:
“What’s in the next sprint?”
“Stack more fucking rocks.” - Comment on mensa 4 days ago:
“I’m not fat, I just have a lot of adipose tissue.”
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 5 days ago:
That reminds me of when the Los Angeles Clippers (an NBA team, originally from San Diego, named after the famous clipper ships) had a mascot named “Scissors”. Very popular mascot up until they started using him to promote exercise programs for children, including the now-infamous “Run With Scissors”.
- Comment on The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image. 6 days ago:
This is a local observance and an expression of your privilege.
Here’s another local observance: you’re a pompous windbag.
- Comment on The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image. 6 days ago:
I grew up next to the Cuyahoga in the '70s and I don’t think people today could even begin to understand how nasty it really was. Old tires everywhere, rusting steel barrels full of god knows what, and a thick oily scum over any part of it that wasn’t moving. Factories along the edge had big drainage pipes that just emptied directly into the river (one of these factories made Oasis foam, that green shit florists stick flowers into). The real shocker was not that the river caught fire from time to time, but that it wasn’t on fire all the time.
- Comment on The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image. 6 days ago:
I’m still waiting for somebody to make a mashup of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” and The Prodigy’s “Firestarter”.
- Comment on The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image. 6 days ago:
The longstanding tradition in India is to wander around naked.
- Comment on Surprising no one, new research says AI Overviews cause massive drop in search clicks 1 week ago:
Pre-Facebook as the endpoint, sure. But mid- to late-90s was pretty cool, too.
- Comment on Surprising no one, new research says AI Overviews cause massive drop in search clicks 1 week ago:
I wouldn’t say it was designed with that in mind
In a sense it very much was. Al Gore as a young congressperson was shown the military version (Arpanet) and then pushed a series of bills that expanded this to the civilian world and created what became knows as the Internet. His explicit goal was to create an “Information Superhighway” that would allow for the free exchange of - wait for it - information. This phrase (popularized by Gore but probably not originated by him) was so well-known in the '90s that it because a standard joke format: “{fill in the blank} Superhighway” was sure to get a laugh.
Incidentally, during the 2000 presidential election cycle, Gore gave an interview where he said he “took the initiative in creating the Internet”, which was a perfectly true and reasonable statement for him to make. Months later, Bush advisor Karl Rove found this quote and mangled it into the “Al Gore claims he invented the Internet!” bullshit that so many people still think was real.
- Comment on Tesla Robotaxi Stops Mid-Intersection After Running a Red Light… The Influencer Onboard Calls It “Impressive” 1 week ago:
Fun fact: horseshoe crabs have like nine different types of eyes. Even that tail is one big photoreceptor. Sensor fusion is new technology - it’s only been around for 400 million years.
- Comment on Tesla Robotaxi Stops Mid-Intersection After Running a Red Light… The Influencer Onboard Calls It “Impressive” 1 week ago:
Ha ha. Guess what a car going 25 mph does to a bicyclist or a pedestrian?
- Comment on Tesla Robotaxi Stops Mid-Intersection After Running a Red Light… The Influencer Onboard Calls It “Impressive” 1 week ago:
It’s funny that nobody who follows influencers refers to themselves as an “influencee”.
- Comment on “You can't be expected to have a successful AI program when every single article, book or anything else that you've read or studied, you're supposed to pay for” Donald Trump said 1 week ago:
W was just pretending to be dumb as President. If you go back and watch clips of him when he was governor of Texas, he was able to speak like a normally intelligent, educated person, in complete sentences and coherent thoughts and everything (regardless of how foul what he was saying actually was).
The orange child rapist is pretending to be as smart as W’s President character.
- Comment on “You can't be expected to have a successful AI program when every single article, book or anything else that you've read or studied, you're supposed to pay for” Donald Trump said 1 week ago:
I mean, your point is accurate, but your point itself qualifies as “hate on LLMs”.
- Comment on “You can't be expected to have a successful AI program when every single article, book or anything else that you've read or studied, you're supposed to pay for” Donald Trump said 1 week ago:
You can’t defeat the fascist mental illness with logic.
More generally, you can’t reason people out of an opinion that they didn’t reason their way into in the first place.
- Comment on “You can't be expected to have a successful AI program when every single article, book or anything else that you've read or studied, you're supposed to pay for” Donald Trump said 1 week ago:
hope some dickhead didn’t just take it off the shelf and hide it in their study carrel
Or rip out some of the pages to fuck everybody else over.
- Comment on Itch.io is delisting NSFW games due to pressure from payment processors 1 week ago:
Gives a new meaning to the term “code smell”.
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 week ago:
Wars seem to predate oil by … a few thousand years.
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 week ago:
skeezy loser
Kinda ironic that a young Matthew McConaughey is the archetype of this.
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 week ago:
This is what wars are for. Young men slaughter each other while old men bang the young women.
- Comment on YSK Billionaire Rupert Murdoch owns Sky News, The New York Post, The Sun, The Times,Fox News and the Wall Street Journal. He is the most powerful businessman in the West 1 week ago:
His father was an S-tier douchebag as well. And he started his douchebaggery in fucking WWI!
- Comment on YSK Billionaire Rupert Murdoch owns Sky News, The New York Post, The Sun, The Times,Fox News and the Wall Street Journal. He is the most powerful businessman in the West 1 week ago:
Cocmast is not exactly better than Murdoch, though. Enshittification is a null-sum game.
- Comment on How Coldplay actually sounds 1 week ago:
I thought Interpol was music for girls. Only people I knew that listened to them were girls who worked for Red Bull.
- Comment on How Coldplay actually sounds 1 week ago:
Or Leaving Las Vegas.
- Comment on How Coldplay actually sounds 1 week ago:
what teenage sad-boys were listening to when they got bored of Radiohead and The Postal Service
I thought that was Snow Patrol.
- Comment on How Coldplay actually sounds 1 week ago:
U2 was for your great grandparents lol.
Jk. It’s impossible for people in 2025 to appreciate this, but when U2 first hit the scene, they were a fresh air alternative to the stale late '70s disco scene. And for kids like me with a burgeoning political awareness, they were heroes. Also, mullets. It’s very difficult for me to accept how they turned into a bunch of tax-dodging cunts who produced a fucking Spiderman musical, of all things (probably as a tax dodge).