crank0271

@crank0271@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  In a certain sense, I think many of us do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MK Ultra 2: Electric Boogaloo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not part of the administration, but could I get in on that first part, before the fentanyl?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’ve hit a wall with tech.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet, neither of those blues are quite… it, you know? Surely the next one will be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Signal' President and VP warn agentic AI is insecure, unreliable, and a surveillance nightmare⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Signal Foundation did? Or Moxie Marlonspike, who I don’t think is technically involved with them anymore? (Not calling you out, I’m not particularly sure of his status there anymore.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parents... Huh...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Having an awkward talk awkwardly: ew. Having an awkward talk openly: also ew.

  Good for your mother, though. I imagine you learned from her what many of us learned from the internet, books, media, peers, partners, and other sources.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The trolley made me fear for my life"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More accurately, you’re standing behind the trolley, well off the tracks. Do you step forward, in front of the trolley, so the worst people can create an amorphous and constantly shifting narrative to justify you shooting the trolly driver?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Worst in Show' CES products include AI refrigerators, AI companions and AI doorbells⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The hot new category at CES 2027 is going to be AI-powered auto door knockers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone, I'm thinking with multiple accounts, is downvoting EVERY comment I make. Mildly aggravating, mostly sad for someone like that. Can I find out who and just block them?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  falseWhite mass downvotes from accounts on at least three instances that I’ve seen. There are several others that I’ve noticed, but it hasn’t bothered me enough to look into it beyond that. I figure eventually these accounts will get banned for something or other, and it isn’t worth that much time or space in my head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US forces killed 55 Venezuelan, Cuban military personnel in Maduro raid: tolls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s 55 military personnel, but the last I saw the NY Times was reporting at least 80 casualties. So that’s at least 25 civilians.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s up with Myrrh being more prevalent?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Occasionally

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Transcribed text of Samantha Fulnecky's assignment, paper, and professor's comments⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Our new Director of Gender Enforcement

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solidarity⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How can you come after Spartacus for indulging in a tasty Choco Pie?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-harm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Building Deck: Such Magic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It Only Takes A Handful Of Samples To Poison Any Size LLM, Anthropic Finds⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the right answer here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ready to lift in the kamado⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t merely home improvement - it’s a full life upgrade. Looks beautiful!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pika Pika⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you afford to not get into photography, though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Introducing Proton Sheets⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m actually pretty excited to have another product to try to motivate friends and family to leave Google behind. Maybe this will do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I made a free & open-source cooking game with my friends⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks great! I’m looking forward to trying it out. Not many games have brought so much fun (and trauma) to friends and family as the Overcooked series. Just hearing the beep of the “food is ready, don’t let it spoil” sound spiked my blood pressure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crucial is shutting down — because Micron wants to sell its RAM and SSDs to AI companies instead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tomfoolery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An argument for using plastic straws:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno… is that surgical-grade silicone?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes. The classic Grower / Shower Paradox, illustrated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might not be efficient, but at least it... Uhhh, wait, what good does it provide again?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The left Twix has cocaine in it. The right one does, too, but it comes from the Right Cocaine Twix factory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But you know it’s going to instead be in PowerPoint (now with mandatory BioCoPilot AI™️)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony cracks down on Concord custom servers, issues DMCA takedowns on gameplay videos⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All five of us Mac gamers would have loved it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I see the points that you made to another commenter but SNES and Sega Genesis were 16-bit consoles. They were a dramatic improvement (and many games on them were the pinnacle as far as I’m concerned) over the 8-bit NES and Sega Master System. I’ll take well-designed 16-bit games over pretty much anything else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Air Tag Alternative⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks really cool. I’ve heard of Meshtastic but don’t know the first thing about it. Time to do some reading…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank me later...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And then replace it with a black garbage bag because it’s a Samsung fridge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank me later...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not on the chart but can we multiply by skydiving?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breakthrough gel can regenerate tooth enamel within weeks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally, my dream of making teeth anywhere you can imagine could be realized.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love fucking pasta⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone’s going to have to watch the video to confirm