crank0271

@crank0271@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a bridge over fucking water⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I have had it with this motherfucking water on this motherfucking plane!

  Samuel L. Jackson (the bridge) after being served Dasani

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was coming here to say this exact thing… I’ve never seen such an aggressively clueless population of drivers as those in Maryland. They will savagely cut you off in the left lane to go the speed limit or less.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Since the car wash is right down the street from you ChatGPT says you should just walk there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hand loaded and goated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Incidentally, we’re also out of stop signs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Double standards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hanging the bird upside down, cutting its neck (specifically, the arteries that are in the neck) and letting it bleed out is standard practice. The blood drains quickly and they die within a few seconds. It sounds horrible if you haven’t seen it done but this is how many (most?) farmers do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like your not getting a 10 meter run on bananas.

  Source? /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grapefruit Redbull⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy grapefruits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ad blocking is alive and well, despite Chrome's attempts to make it harder⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depending on the model of the pump, you can usually turn off the sound with one of the buttons on the right. The ones I have seen have four buttons on each side, and the second or third (or maybe bottom? I forget) button on the right will at least mute the ad. It’s worth a shot. It’s so obnoxious, it’s almost worth soaking it in gasoline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work smarter, not harder⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well hey, if it isn’t Mr. Manager of the banana stand

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Florida House Bill 1471, which broadens the definition of terrorist and calls for a domestic terrorist organization list, passed the Civil Justice and Claims Subcommittee by a vote of 14-3,⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Full text of the bill is here: housedocs.myfloridahouse.gov/…/loaddoc.aspx?FileN…

  I haven’t had a chance to read it fully, just skimmed, but there is some hand-wringing about “Sharia Law.” Maybe someone who is less prone to terminal eye-rolling can give a good summary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Los Angeles aims to ban single-use printer cartridges — new ordinance will target ink and toner that can't be properly recycled⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t print your homework? Back to the mine with you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Los Angeles aims to ban single-use printer cartridges — new ordinance will target ink and toner that can't be properly recycled⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Community ink tanks, with pipelines to transmit the ink from where it is mined to substations, and on and on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that a general strike is one of the most effective ways to push for change. There is a general strike in the works across the US for this Friday.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m all for this. My Tuesday meetings are the most annoying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Denominator, go Mercator⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All right, well first I may need to see a doctor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Denominator, go Mercator⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm, so the Mercator projection makes things look larger than they are? I think I’ve got an idea for another use for it… 😏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good question tbh⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We could have flying trains!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK - All song birds on the planet are descended from ancestors in Australia.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every morning they’re screaming “g’day, mate!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In a certain sense, I think many of us do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MK Ultra 2: Electric Boogaloo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not part of the administration, but could I get in on that first part, before the fentanyl?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’ve hit a wall with tech.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet, neither of those blues are quite… it, you know? Surely the next one will be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Signal' President and VP warn agentic AI is insecure, unreliable, and a surveillance nightmare⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The Signal Foundation did? Or Moxie Marlonspike, who I don’t think is technically involved with them anymore? (Not calling you out, I’m not particularly sure of his status there anymore.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parents... Huh...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Having an awkward talk awkwardly: ew. Having an awkward talk openly: also ew.

  Good for your mother, though. I imagine you learned from her what many of us learned from the internet, books, media, peers, partners, and other sources.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The trolley made me fear for my life"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  More accurately, you’re standing behind the trolley, well off the tracks. Do you step forward, in front of the trolley, so the worst people can create an amorphous and constantly shifting narrative to justify you shooting the trolly driver?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Worst in Show' CES products include AI refrigerators, AI companions and AI doorbells⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The hot new category at CES 2027 is going to be AI-powered auto door knockers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone, I'm thinking with multiple accounts, is downvoting EVERY comment I make. Mildly aggravating, mostly sad for someone like that. Can I find out who and just block them?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  falseWhite mass downvotes from accounts on at least three instances that I’ve seen. There are several others that I’ve noticed, but it hasn’t bothered me enough to look into it beyond that. I figure eventually these accounts will get banned for something or other, and it isn’t worth that much time or space in my head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US forces killed 55 Venezuelan, Cuban military personnel in Maduro raid: tolls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s 55 military personnel, but the last I saw the NY Times was reporting at least 80 casualties. So that’s at least 25 civilians.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s up with Myrrh being more prevalent?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Occasionally

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Transcribed text of Samantha Fulnecky's assignment, paper, and professor's comments⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Our new Director of Gender Enforcement

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solidarity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How can you come after Spartacus for indulging in a tasty Choco Pie?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-harm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Building Deck: Such Magic