crank0271

@crank0271@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oil rises to $110. Goldman Sachs says we’ll be in the triple digits for years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  So said “The Peace President”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. F-35 Makes Emergency Landing After Allegedly Being Hit by Iranian Fire - Reports⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This is so much better than paying off a few (hundred / thousand) college loans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dumb glasses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  1,000,000 lumen work light glasses. What kind of work, you ask? The Lord’s work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How I built Timeframe, our family e-paper dashboard - Joel Hawksley⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You may want to wash them first…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lenovo’s New ThinkPads Score 10/10 for Repairability— Repair goes mega mainstream with the launch of Lenovo's new T-series laptops⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who needs catalytic converters with all this RAM around?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Researchers Train Bacteria to Consume Tumors from the Inside Out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’ll do, too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The title case on Professional Boundaries Exist for a Reason is somehow the funniest part to me. It’s all set for !fakebandnames@lemmy.world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Diphalia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …all? Have you checked each of them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Docs used to be cool as hell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or conversely, gets a third of the population hooked on opioids and ruins their lives

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a bridge over fucking water⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have had it with this motherfucking water on this motherfucking plane!

  Samuel L. Jackson (the bridge) after being served Dasani

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was coming here to say this exact thing… I’ve never seen such an aggressively clueless population of drivers as those in Maryland. They will savagely cut you off in the left lane to go the speed limit or less.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Since the car wash is right down the street from you ChatGPT says you should just walk there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hand loaded and goated⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Incidentally, we’re also out of stop signs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Double standards⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hanging the bird upside down, cutting its neck (specifically, the arteries that are in the neck) and letting it bleed out is standard practice. The blood drains quickly and they die within a few seconds. It sounds horrible if you haven’t seen it done but this is how many (most?) farmers do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like your not getting a 10 meter run on bananas.

  Source? /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grapefruit Redbull⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy grapefruits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ad blocking is alive and well, despite Chrome's attempts to make it harder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Depending on the model of the pump, you can usually turn off the sound with one of the buttons on the right. The ones I have seen have four buttons on each side, and the second or third (or maybe bottom? I forget) button on the right will at least mute the ad. It’s worth a shot. It’s so obnoxious, it’s almost worth soaking it in gasoline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work smarter, not harder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well hey, if it isn’t Mr. Manager of the banana stand

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Florida House Bill 1471, which broadens the definition of terrorist and calls for a domestic terrorist organization list, passed the Civil Justice and Claims Subcommittee by a vote of 14-3,⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Full text of the bill is here: housedocs.myfloridahouse.gov/…/loaddoc.aspx?FileN…

  I haven’t had a chance to read it fully, just skimmed, but there is some hand-wringing about “Sharia Law.” Maybe someone who is less prone to terminal eye-rolling can give a good summary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Los Angeles aims to ban single-use printer cartridges — new ordinance will target ink and toner that can't be properly recycled⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t print your homework? Back to the mine with you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Los Angeles aims to ban single-use printer cartridges — new ordinance will target ink and toner that can't be properly recycled⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Community ink tanks, with pipelines to transmit the ink from where it is mined to substations, and on and on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that a general strike is one of the most effective ways to push for change. There is a general strike in the works across the US for this Friday.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m all for this. My Tuesday meetings are the most annoying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Denominator, go Mercator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All right, well first I may need to see a doctor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Denominator, go Mercator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm, so the Mercator projection makes things look larger than they are? I think I’ve got an idea for another use for it… 😏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good question tbh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We could have flying trains!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK - All song birds on the planet are descended from ancestors in Australia.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Every morning they’re screaming “g’day, mate!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In a certain sense, I think many of us do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MK Ultra 2: Electric Boogaloo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not part of the administration, but could I get in on that first part, before the fentanyl?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’ve hit a wall with tech.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet, neither of those blues are quite… it, you know? Surely the next one will be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Signal' President and VP warn agentic AI is insecure, unreliable, and a surveillance nightmare⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Signal Foundation did? Or Moxie Marlonspike, who I don’t think is technically involved with them anymore? (Not calling you out, I’m not particularly sure of his status there anymore.)