MelodiousFunk
@MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
- Comment on A last-minute SteamOS update has saved Doom: The Dark Ages on Steam Deck, and it runs surprisingly okay-ish 8 hours ago:
I’m getting a headache just thinking about it.
- Comment on A last-minute SteamOS update has saved Doom: The Dark Ages on Steam Deck, and it runs surprisingly okay-ish 8 hours ago:
I have fond memories of Hexen. But most of those are overridden by it being the unfortunate game where I finally realized that first person games make me motion sick.
“Oof, I don’t feel so hot. Let me keep playing to keep my mind off of it. Maybe a bite to eat. Back to the game, I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m…” running to the bathroom and honking up everything I just ate and then some until I’m dry-heaving. I didn’t eat hot dogs for a good five years after that.
- Comment on Oh god 1 day ago:
Same, except mine has a fan on it. 🪦
- Comment on Coincidence? 1 day ago:
5G makes people glow.
- Comment on Lemmy Shitpost 2 days ago:
What’s wrong with hard shell tacos?
takes one bite and the rest disintegrates
That’s what the fork is for.
- Comment on Nintendo reserves the right to brick your console following "unauthorised use", in bid to prevent piracy 4 days ago:
Because it’s not like these measures have been 100% accurate in the past.
This is the part that really frustrates me. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of the wording here. Account ban? Sure, against TOS, etc. But affecting the device is a whole other story. Especially when prior account bans have come under dubious circumstances.
- Comment on We'll have plenty of camps to have them sent to by then. 4 days ago:
As a cishet white male in the USA, anyone afraid of being “replaced” should actually be replaced. Net positive for the country.
- Comment on The Enshitification of Youtube’s Full Album Playlists 4 days ago:
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on glue.
- Comment on ‘AI is already eating its own’: Prompt engineering is quickly going extinct 1 week ago:
- Comment on ‘AI is already eating its own’: Prompt engineering is quickly going extinct 1 week ago:
I used to be good at googling. But then Google changed what googling did.
- Comment on We are the aliens. We alternate ten-thousand years in the dreamworld with 80 years here. And spend every moment here homesick, trying to turn the material world into the dreamworld. 1 week ago:
I do not wish, in any way, shape, or form, for my dreams to enter the material world. You ever have that dream where you spend hours picking chicken out of your teeth? How about the one where you need to pick up your great-grandparent’s remains from a firebombed warehouse that is simultaneously in the middle of the city and surrounded by swamp? Or the one where a turtle comes out from under the stove, a spider starts stalking it, and every time you look away and look back they get bigger, then the turtle is a beetle, and then the spider finally catches the beetle by impaling it on 4cm fangs?
No? Just me? Fair.
- Comment on Can't get better than this 1 week ago:
I tried getting into that one, but I noped out when it became clear that it was just a monster-of-the-week high school drama.
/s, but so big it blots out the
sunangel in orbit. - Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Can confirm, had one on semi-perma-loan for a few years. Bought a secondhand Canon from a friend and never looked back.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Those things were like the perfect compromise between frisbee and throwing star.
- Comment on What is this for? (Wrong answers only) 1 week ago:
It’s a butphor. Glad you remembered to bring it.
- Comment on Squint your eyes 👀 2 weeks ago:
Elbows up!
- Comment on So true 2 weeks ago:
Not just gaming, but the women and children too.
- Comment on So true 2 weeks ago:
Is that a Hawaiian coke can?
Man, now I want some Mexican coke. Fuck HFCS.
- Comment on Is it time to stop? 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Thx Pink Creature 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Thx Pink Creature 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on I want to rewatch again. 2 weeks ago:
I remember watching End for the first time. A friend and I were in my room, staring raptly at the low res AVI playing full screen on my computer monitor. Easily 25 years ago at this point, but it made such a lasting impression. Good stuff.
- Comment on I don't mind! 2 weeks ago:
ACAB.
(Assigned cat at birth)
- Comment on I don't mind! 2 weeks ago:
Sooooooo the kitten transitioned? Sounds pretty woke.
- Comment on Smh being fired for police work 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Whiplash from bouncing between shows 2 weeks ago:
Going right from Zeta Gundam to the sequel (ZZ/Double Zeta) breaks my brain, even though I know it’s coming. Zeta is played very straight and gets grim towards the end. The tone of ZZ eventually evens out a bit but those first dozen or so episodes of Ragtag Band Of War Orphans Clowning On Every Adult is like a mallet to the nads.
Yazan should not be comic relief. 😤
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
This is the way.
- Comment on something's got to give 2 weeks ago:
You don’t understand, I coulda had chill. I could have been a capybara. I coulda been somebody… instead of a human, which is what I am, let’s face it.
- Comment on something's got to give 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on In the future old Cisco network switches will be like pipe organs 3 weeks ago:
You will be shocked
…bet? 😂
I do not miss scrambling to cover someone else’s tech debt when an executive gets caught with their pants down.
