MelodiousFunk
@MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
- Comment on Getting older is so much fun 4 weeks ago:
It’s gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 4 weeks ago:
Or it was until it got bumped. And then trying to adjust it back bumps another one. And so on. Then you think you have it right, sit down, and realize shit’s not level anymore.
And then a year later one of the panels dies, and you get handed a replacement with the same screen size but a different bezel size.
The path to zero fucks given is slow but steady.
- Comment on marriage update 4 weeks ago:
I bet those towels have tons of nutrients.
- Comment on Guess this is where I’m at now 4 weeks ago:
Beyond lies “soaping while sobbing,” for the afflicted with a busy schedule.
- Comment on optimal amount of syrup 4 weeks ago:
Keep it up and you’ll be the next Waffle King!
- Comment on Model 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Newest Testament: So Hot RN 4 weeks ago:
Username checks out.
- Comment on Street Fighter 6’s Latest DLC Ending Is Upsetting Fans Because Alex Marries His Sister-Cousin 4 weeks ago:
I could never keep any of that stuff straight so I’ll defer to this confident-sounding reply.
- Comment on Street Fighter 6’s Latest DLC Ending Is Upsetting Fans Because Alex Marries His Sister-Cousin 5 weeks ago:
That’s when your dad marries your mom’s sibling’s daughter.
Roll tide.
- Comment on OS/2 isn't dead: ArcaOS update brings the 1980s-era OS to modern UEFI PCs 5 weeks ago:
I liked BeOS
I never had the chance to use it but those tabbed title bars were slick.
- Comment on Meta acquires AI agent social network Moltbook 1 month ago:
What the fuck is even this timeline.
- Comment on Paid for by...boobs? 1 month ago:
you were maybe just drily reminding everyone that there are also feet.
That was it really. I was confused about the discourse myself lol.
- Comment on Paid for by...boobs? 1 month ago:
There’s mystery? Women drive trucks all the time. They also, for the most part, have feet.
- Comment on Paid for by...boobs? 1 month ago:
Could be feet.
- Comment on Wharf 1 month ago:
- Comment on Charter gets FCC permission to buy Cox and become largest ISP in the US 1 month ago:
Just one more merger, bro…
- Comment on I'm sorry 1 month ago:
That looks exhausting.
- Comment on Amazon BUSTED for Widespread Scheme to Inflate Prices Across the Economy— Amazon, its vendors, and competing retailers are price fixing, hiking up prices for consumer products 1 month ago:
It’s pretty obviously a troll account.
- Comment on I love funsubs so much! 1 month ago:
Sometimes a stupid gag hits juuuuuust right.
- Comment on I love funsubs so much! 1 month ago:
Just according to kekkaku.
- Comment on I love funsubs so much! 1 month ago:
Not a fansub, but the pop-up references on the Excel Saga DVDs were great. It’s like reading two rapid fire shows at once!
- Comment on Can I get one of you to read this to me tonight? 1 month ago:
I’m partial to “One Fish, Two Fish. Three fish, Innsmouth.”
- Comment on Cup cake 1 month ago:
Whoops, I misunderstood then.
- Comment on Cup cake 1 month ago:
Pretty sure what you’re thinking of is the blasphemy called fondant.
- Comment on Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse - Announcement Trailer 2 months ago:
Wishes:
- Not exclusive to PS
- Not a rougelike
That is all, please and thank you.
- Comment on New flat earthers update btw 2 months ago:
Release order is the way to go. Like, I get why people prefer alternate orders, like by theme etc, but there’s a legit magic to the world building that gets glossed over when jumping around.
- Comment on New flat earthers update btw 2 months ago:
- Comment on I'm a delight 2 months ago:
c/unexpectedwaynesworld
- Comment on If vegetarians eat vegetables, and humanitarians eat humans, what do Bavarians eat? 2 months ago:
…my entire life has been a lie.
- Comment on Anybody Think That The Coconut Crab Is The Cutest Fucking Crab Ever 2 months ago:
If not crab, why crab-shaped?
