Midnitte

@Midnitte@beehaw.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨salty⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just your reaction to it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thoughts??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Also the tool available.

  Your business likely pays for Outlook… which means you get Excel for free and it’s probably installed by default.

  Otherwise, you’ll have to spend time convincing your manager and IT to approve some new installs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fat (5mL) eppendorf shaming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring them back!!!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, even the first movie reads that way.

  Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

  Meanwhile, the only reason the entire movie happened is because you idiots opened a money generating theme park.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐇 🐇 🐇⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lm(turtle_gender ~ temp, data = data_frame)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kimwipes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have when some monster opens the box from the bottom, or destroys the plastic liner so bottom sheets dont get pulled out and ready for the next person.

  I cant imagine the abomination that would use those…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reappraisal of the Geologic Time Scale: Evidence for a 6,001-year-old Earth⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I first went about the humane capture of the wildlife of C-100. A few peacocks were caught with bear traps, an iguana was captured via a falling piano, and a peacock bass was shot in the face with a shotgun, all in line with the standards set by the Florida Constitution [3].

  Truly gold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd be screaming too lmao⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep yep… Wonder if it’s this brand - not the same model since the button is a different color, but the tip ejector is similar.

  Guess I better be more careful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this thing fucking sucks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Since spacetime is compressing to a single point, is it really “falling”, or just being zipdrived?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd be screaming too lmao⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like he’s using an autopipette without a tip to perform the injection…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was only a fish!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  NOW IM FALLING ASLEEP AND SHES CALLING A CRAB

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From Hero to Zero (Budget)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The budget for posting Curiosity updates has been transferred to some rich dudes wallet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From Hero to Zero (Budget)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only robots you can have are the ones approving that questionable drug, sorry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Starfish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For I must feed and have no mouth… so let’s regenerate that quickly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tantrum & sulk seem to be a loop.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lose interest doesn’t seem to have enough connecting arrows

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jimmy Neutron was a sciencememes poster⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah just FCC grade

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For the little guys.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  See: the original penguin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's it. That's the joke.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry, taking cervical biopsy samples will still be full of pain - why would anyone need painkillers? There are no nerve endings, so there should be no pain

  closes ears to personal testimony

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That second image is approaching nightmare fuel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slower but cooler⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL someone trademarked it.

  Really demonstrates how broken our trademark system is.