Ketchup is a disgusting condiment loaded with sugar.
Ketchup alignment
Submitted 9 months ago by spicytuna62@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Nudding@lemmy.world 9 months ago
bluewing@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Ketchup is fine for small children and the infirm. But that’s it. Everyone else should be using mustard, (preferably with horseradish in it), or some other stronger flavored condiment. Be the adult you are!
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Nothing more adult than worrying your choice of condiment might be perceived as immature
GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 months ago
What a silly statement.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Mustard is gross af too, though. Horseradish is biological warfare, not edible food, and I will die on that hill.
I’m not a condiment person, even adding salt and pepper “to taste” is something I very very rarely do. Condiments are a waste of cooking skill and good ingredients. If I use anything it’s probably hot sauce or like sweet chilli or something actually transformative, or the food is barely edible without it (which I try to avoid). Everything else can go straight in the trash.
I like the actual taste of my food, no need to cover it up and make it taste exactly the same way every single time via condiments. Be an adult and experience subtle flavor variety.
Ofc maybe you need condiments because you are a shit cook. That’s ok too, but it doesn’t make you more adult than someone who prefers things differently.
zanyllama52@infosec.pub 9 months ago
Dang. I run prefer mustard, mayo, and ketchup, in that order, with my fries.
Horseradish on fries? Never tried it. With Prime rib? Sure.
fidodo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
There are so many no sugar added ketchups. They’re not hard to find.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee 9 months ago
BBQ basically is ketchup with brown sugar and other smokey flavor added in
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
I tend to avoid sweet stuff in general-- I don’t dislike it but I’m not often in the mood for it. I eat ketchup sometimes but I more often put sriracha on fries. BBQ sauce that isn’t disgustingly sweet is difficult to find, and I’d love more ketchup options to be widely available. There’s a reason heinz had 57 varieties dammit!
BorgDrone@lemmy.one 9 months ago
There are so many no sugar added ketchups. They’re not hard to find.
Unfortunately those usually contain artificial sweeteners and still taste way too sweet.
I finally managed to find one local (to the Netherlands) brand that sells ketchup without added sugars or sweeteners. The brand was actually started by a person with diabetes who wanted to cut out all sugar from her diet.
It’s so much better than the standard Heinz stuff. Much more savory, you can actually taste the tomatoes.
poppy@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Yes my favorite ketchups only have the original sugars from the vegetables used. And usually have some richer spices and more prominent vinegar.
lugal@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
TIL there is sugar in ketchup
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 9 months ago
No, there’s a bit of ketchup in the sugar
How could you not know that ketchup is sugar?!?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I’m not sure if the sugar part is meant to be evidence on how disgusting it is but I like sugar
muel@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Where’s the one where you suck ketchup straight from the packet and then toss some fries in your mouth?
GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Sex offender registry?
NaoPb@eviltoast.org 9 months ago
I thought you were gonna say… spit on the fries.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Where’s mixed with mayo on the chart?
smitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
That might also qualify as lawful evil, but it does really taste good
Nikls94@lemmy.world 9 months ago
True neutral.
Haagel@lemmings.world 9 months ago
What a sad life sans ketchup…
trslim@pawb.social 9 months ago
Ayee a no ketchup brother
simple@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I can do all sorts of condiments, but ketchup is just eugh. Just give me sweet chili and we’re good.
Apeman42@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Where is “putting some fries in your mouth, then squeezing ketchup into your mouth”?
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I think that’s the hidden “Chaotic Stupid” option.
crazybrain@lemmy.spacestation14.com 9 months ago
Pretty sure you’re supposed to put the ketchup first, then add the fries.
Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.world 9 months ago
A bowl of ketchup and a spoon with fries on top as garnish.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 9 months ago
Anger those weirdly elitist hotdog council people by putting on a hotdog you’re having the fries with
Filthmontane@lemmy.world 9 months ago
True Neutral gang
fizzydelta@lemm.ee 9 months ago
The eldritch entities beyond time and space: Fries with ice cream
bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 months ago
c6af-1432908606 Korea’s kfc be like
abrake@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I went to a hipster restaurant about a decade ago where they served fries with a shot glass full of chocolate milk shake on the side for dunking. It was really tasty ngl
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 months ago
This has been a thing for decades, via Wendy’s Frosty.
It’s also about as divisive as pineapple on pizza.
dumples@kbin.social 9 months ago
Sounds like you have never used a frosty as dunker for fries. Pro move is getting McDonald's fries with a Wendy's frosty
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Wendy’s fries and a chocolate frosty
Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 months ago
Where are the Aussie tomato sauce squeeze packs in this situation?
hammy@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
It’s an additional 1$ coin to include it
Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 months ago
Usually it’s about 20c, 30-40c to account for inflation
alekwithak@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That’s funny because I’m a CG on other charts as well.
Also hilarious you couldn’t find a picture of ketchup soaked fries but you could find a picture of ketchup in a hand?
Etterra@lemmy.world 9 months ago
TN unless the fries are shitty, in which case LN.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 9 months ago
If ‘ketchup on hand’ is chaotic evil, then what the hell is this?
Filthmontane@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Chaotic sexy
Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I regret clicking that
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 9 months ago
BBEG
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
That went both too far and not far enough. I didn’t expect the shovel but after it was introduced I thought literally everything was going to end up covered.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Cheers, buddy!
konalt@lemmy.world 9 months ago
how the fuck did you find this
Jerkface@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ask not the question that will bring sorrow when answered, for the peace lies in the unspoken.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 months ago
Somebody’s fetish most likely
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Pure evil … drinking ketchup straight from the bottle and chasing it with a few fries
Lightsong@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Using a ketchup packet to apply on the toothbrush, cover your entire teeth with ketchup, and then eat fries.
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Your comment made me physically uncomfortable. How can I delete it?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Rip the top off the packet and dip individual fries in the packet.
MxM111@kbin.social 9 months ago
That’s OCD.
Pulptastic@midwest.social 9 months ago
I feel like these alignment jokes are by definition a stretch. There’s always a couple good ones, some OK ones, and some terrible ones. The terrible ones ruin the whole thing for me. It would be better to have a reduced set or find another way to present the good ones I think.
NaoPb@eviltoast.org 9 months ago
Nice one.
I’ve recently learned to use the packets to apply to the fry just before I put it in my mouth. Makes it so there is always the same amount applied to the fry. Pretty nice actually
andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Mayo man
Skanky@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Just use the entire ketchup packet as a handy snack; you know, like a savory Gushers candy
Slovene@feddit.nl 9 months ago
"It’s your big day, ketchup. You’re an entree now."
- Gene Belcher, when they’re all stuck inside a cabin with not much other food.
HUMAN_TRASH@lemmy.world 9 months ago
What about if you get a bowl of ketchup and drizzle the fries on top?
yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 9 months ago
If I see you with kepchup on hand I’ll ape out
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
That’s good. So she doesn’t pick at your fries.
MisterD@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Where does ketchup on the wall fit?
aelwero@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’ve literally done every single one of these, so im thinking that’s true chaotic neutral on my part…
Mamertine@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You’ve filled your hand with ketchup? That’s a real thing?
limitedduck@awful.systems 9 months ago
How else are you supposed to maximize teeth coverage
aelwero@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Is it worse or better that I used someone else’s hand?
JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Lawful evil
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 months ago
No ketchup. Only chili.
aStonedSanta@lemm.ee 9 months ago
My best friends Mexican wife put ketchup on a fucking taco tonight. I am offended. Lmao
random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Right there with raw onion, pickle relish and garlic mayonnaise.
MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
garlic mayonnaise
I must learn more
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Fuck, this is my kid…
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blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 9 months ago
… That’s what he said. Chaotic evil. Aren’t all of them near that age?
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Lol pretty much
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Warms my heart to see there are still places with old arcade games hanging around. Do kids even want to play stuff like centipede or is it there for the parents??
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 9 months ago
About always kids. My kids played the hell out of them when they were young there.