Jerkface
@Jerkface@lemmy.world
- Comment on My friend Charlie is back.... 2 weeks ago:
It’s a liopleurodon! A magical liopleurodon!
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 2 weeks ago:
The network has a problem with some of the lyrics. Would you mind changing it to “what is like is I’d like to hug and kiss you?”
- Comment on They gonna cat 3 weeks ago:
“Bitch, you tryna tell me? I tell you.”
- Comment on Gaysadilla 3 weeks ago:
Impossible. There’s no markup indicating humor. How dare you try to make a fool of me.
- Comment on Pretty much it. 3 weeks ago:
… Okay but left shoe or right shoe?
- Comment on meirl 4 weeks ago:
realistically
Now, see, there’s your problem right there
- Comment on meirl 4 weeks ago:
That would be sick. My family goes to bury my body but they’re like “Oh my God, he was dead the whole time!” Get Shyamalon’d, Mom.
- Comment on Positive affirmations from your favorite captains 4 weeks ago:
Hey, if space-Jesus is going to make his omelet, he’s gonna have to break some eggs.
- Comment on Just one more square bro 5 weeks ago:
Now then, let’s not go mixing up then with now, then.
- Comment on commitment 5 weeks ago:
Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.
- Comment on commitment 5 weeks ago:
I can understand. Our ‘normal’ pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.
- Comment on US Government Deploys Elon Musk's Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of Vegetables 1 month ago:
Should I post the gif of Randy pooping out his mouth, or nah?
- Comment on Tacos for dinner 2 months ago:
If not, consider it seconded.
- Comment on How?!? 2 months ago:
Why am I craving 11 herbs and spices…?
- Comment on If only 2 months ago:
they make my ass look amazing too.
Prove it.
- Comment on dating 2 months ago:
Do what I did. Take psych for your social sciences. There were like three women for every man. Do not regret.
- Comment on dating 2 months ago:
You find a class or a club, not an open mic.
- Comment on Such a dreamy guy 2 months ago:
Would you look at that. It’s the jourth least populous state in the US.
- Comment on Such a dreamy guy 2 months ago:
Why tf I gotta ctrl+f to find ‘Jorth Dakota?’
- Comment on we need more users 2 months ago:
Hell yeah.
- Comment on we need more users 2 months ago:
Maybe we could join a webring
- Comment on we need more users 2 months ago:
Fully agree. Its user base is self selecting for the people who are most easily fed up with the mainstream platforms (i.e. Reddit). It seems like the most eager to jump ship set up camp first and it has resulted in an extremely sanctimonious community. They don’t want more users. They want everyone to be exactly like them.
- Comment on Adderall vape? 2 months ago:
“Look, that one blade is a little shorter than the rest.”
- Comment on Chasing the Elephant 4 months ago:
“Bah, I’ve already seen this one.”
- Comment on Feeling that groove 4 months ago:
You can add the waveforms together mathematically. Like if you go into a graphing calculator and plot a sine at 220 hz that’s an A note. Then add two more at 261(ish) and 329, baby you got yourself an A minor cookin’. That’s also what the groove would look like.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
All mine said was “gobble gobble,” I’m getting mixed messages here.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
I want to be eaten. Nobody’s doing anything about that.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Grok Goes Haywire, Boasts About Billionaire’s Pee-Drinking Skills and ‘Blowjob Prowess’ 4 months ago:
later
Okay, okay… But besides the bombing, the sabotage, the vandalism, the harassment, and the animal cruelty, what did he really do wrong?
- Comment on Windows 11 could actually become the same kind of mistake Sony made with the PS3 4 months ago:
I’ve come to the conclusion that Lemmy has the same thoughts in or out of the shower.
- Comment on I'm cooked, chat. 4 months ago:
Embrace it. When I started getting greys, I thought I was going to have a more difficult time getting the attention I wanted. If anything, it’s been the opposite. Good luck out there.