Jerkface
@Jerkface@lemmy.world
- Comment on 12 hours ago:
I’ve got a deer right here, lemme ask him if that’s true.
Edit: he says no.
- Comment on Dangerous crow 1 day ago:
Easy to mess up, hard to maintain.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 4 days ago:
The situation OP predicted wasn’t the one where she asks up front.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 4 days ago:
This play is regarded as a common ploy.
- Comment on everyone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted space 2 weeks ago:
slow clap
Even KenM would envy this.
- Comment on Don't 3 weeks ago:
Do n’t
- Comment on Check yourself before you rex yourself 3 weeks ago:
Suggestion: put your hands up flat, palms facing each other, and sort of tilt them with your head.
- Comment on Oh god 3 weeks ago:
Single digits, lol
- Comment on walter 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Never get a tattoo when you are drunk 4 weeks ago:
1/2 gallon
They’re only 1.5 qt. now. lol.
- Comment on Gosh darn it 4 weeks ago:
A young woman at work asked “You guys are adults, can you help me with this?” And that situation needed to be de-escalated.
- Comment on That's an impressive drop. Any ideas why? 4 weeks ago:
Im a millennial and I just spent the last 7 years at Uni/CC and I’m not seeing any of this. COVID had a huge impact, but in general things seem pretty much the same as when I was in school in the 90’s/early aughts, except they’re on smartphones instead of Nokias. They just seem normal to me.
- Comment on 9,000 years ago. Wonder if even way back then it was referred to as doggy 4 weeks ago:
So did just nobody help that poor woman stuck under the coffee table?
- Comment on China turns on giant neutrino detector that took a decade to build 5 weeks ago:
“Neutrino sellerYou can’t handle my neutrinos, traveller!”
- Comment on Good for plants 1 month ago:
Beautiful lake. I wonder where they filmed it
- Comment on Call 1-888-GOT-GUNK NOW! 1 month ago:
B-b-b-Benni and the Jets!
- Comment on I love bpd girls 1 month ago:
Sensation seeking, emotional intensity, and a certain lack of inhibition.
- Comment on NYC street names 1 month ago:
- Comment on off to learn themrodynamics and statistcial mechanics 1 month ago:
Try not to kill yourself, I guess.
- Comment on UK households could face VPN 'ban' after use skyrockets following Online Safety Bill 2 months ago:
That’s good. Everyone can read base 1.
- Comment on boredom 2 months ago:
He yearned for the mines.
- Comment on Interesting 2 months ago:
“Don’t know much biology…” -Sam Cooke some more
- Comment on What the fuck 3 months ago:
Don’t forget Super Hyper Ultra Pregnant II: Championship Edition
- Comment on A Researcher Figured Out How to Reveal Any Phone Number Linked to a Google Account 3 months ago:
You could just have them borrow one from whatever other library had it. Hell, you could just call the phone company and order the one you want yourself.
- Comment on Late 4 months ago:
makes awful whirring noise
- Comment on Amazonian tribe that received Starlink satellite internet sues The New York Times, TMZ, and Yahoo for $180M over defamation and more, claiming a viral 2024 NYT story smeared members as porn addicts. 4 months ago:
I’m having a harder and harder time telling them apart.
- Comment on “This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.” 4 months ago:
People in 1994 knew exactly how fucked this was.
- Comment on I will step on you and spill your food, my small friend 5 months ago:
He needs that nicotine fix as badly as you do
- Comment on Believe It Or Not, Black Licorice 5 months ago:
The Danish lore licorice
Damn. I was really looking forward to Danish licorice lore.
- Comment on Ever wonder how the term "pink slip" came about? This is how you were fired. A pink slip on your desk. 6 months ago:
Don’t keep us in suspense!
