Jerkface
@Jerkface@lemmy.world
- Comment on Ever wonder how the term "pink slip" came about? This is how you were fired. A pink slip on your desk. 2 weeks ago:
Don’t keep us in suspense!
- Comment on Oh NOOOO 2 weeks ago:
A few years ago an ice cream truck came down blasting the Super Mario Bros 2 title music and I damn near chased after it
- Comment on Late 1900s 2 weeks ago:
“Oh, no, not that late, actually.”
- Comment on EA has open sourced Command & Conquer: Red Alert under GPLv3 5 weeks ago:
That game seemed so underappreciated. I would be thrilled if I could have another LAN party with that game.
- Comment on We're in the endgame now 1 month ago:
Today, the primary responsibilities of
U.S. Marshals include protecting federal judges and witnesses,
transporting federal prisoners, apprehending federal fugitives, and
managing assets seized from criminal enterprises.
Oh, sweet.
The
President, with the advice and consent of the Senate, appoints U.S.
Marshals for a 4-year term.
Oh. Oh no.
- Comment on I want that job 5 months ago:
AUDIENCE
BOOO! BOOO!
NANCY (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)
I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me! I do as I please!
- Comment on I'm back with another great recipe 5 months ago:
How do you nominate for comment of the year?
- Comment on Japanese firm demos tech that makes any object a capacitive touch surface — stuffed cat on display, works with wood, ceramic, and plasterboard, too 5 months ago:
I don’t want to go back to cleaning mouse balls.