Jerkface
@Jerkface@lemmy.world
- Comment on Don't 2 days ago:
Do n’t
- Comment on Check yourself before you rex yourself 6 days ago:
Suggestion: put your hands up flat, palms facing each other, and sort of tilt them with your head.
- Comment on Oh god 6 days ago:
Single digits, lol
- Comment on walter 1 week ago:
- Comment on Never get a tattoo when you are drunk 1 week ago:
1/2 gallon
They’re only 1.5 qt. now. lol.
- Comment on Gosh darn it 1 week ago:
A young woman at work asked “You guys are adults, can you help me with this?” And that situation needed to be de-escalated.
- Comment on That's an impressive drop. Any ideas why? 2 weeks ago:
Im a millennial and I just spent the last 7 years at Uni/CC and I’m not seeing any of this. COVID had a huge impact, but in general things seem pretty much the same as when I was in school in the 90’s/early aughts, except they’re on smartphones instead of Nokias. They just seem normal to me.
- Comment on 9,000 years ago. Wonder if even way back then it was referred to as doggy 2 weeks ago:
So did just nobody help that poor woman stuck under the coffee table?
- Comment on China turns on giant neutrino detector that took a decade to build 2 weeks ago:
“Neutrino sellerYou can’t handle my neutrinos, traveller!”
- Comment on Good for plants 3 weeks ago:
Beautiful lake. I wonder where they filmed it
- Comment on Call 1-888-GOT-GUNK NOW! 3 weeks ago:
B-b-b-Benni and the Jets!
- Comment on I love bpd girls 4 weeks ago:
Sensation seeking, emotional intensity, and a certain lack of inhibition.
- Comment on NYC street names 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on off to learn themrodynamics and statistcial mechanics 5 weeks ago:
Try not to kill yourself, I guess.
- Comment on UK households could face VPN 'ban' after use skyrockets following Online Safety Bill 1 month ago:
That’s good. Everyone can read base 1.
- Comment on boredom 2 months ago:
He yearned for the mines.
- Comment on Interesting 2 months ago:
“Don’t know much biology…” -Sam Cooke some more
- Comment on What the fuck 2 months ago:
Don’t forget Super Hyper Ultra Pregnant II: Championship Edition
- Comment on A Researcher Figured Out How to Reveal Any Phone Number Linked to a Google Account 3 months ago:
You could just have them borrow one from whatever other library had it. Hell, you could just call the phone company and order the one you want yourself.
- Comment on Late 3 months ago:
makes awful whirring noise
- Comment on Amazonian tribe that received Starlink satellite internet sues The New York Times, TMZ, and Yahoo for $180M over defamation and more, claiming a viral 2024 NYT story smeared members as porn addicts. 3 months ago:
I’m having a harder and harder time telling them apart.
- Comment on “This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.” 3 months ago:
People in 1994 knew exactly how fucked this was.
- Comment on I will step on you and spill your food, my small friend 4 months ago:
He needs that nicotine fix as badly as you do
- Comment on Believe It Or Not, Black Licorice 4 months ago:
The Danish lore licorice
Damn. I was really looking forward to Danish licorice lore.
- Comment on Ever wonder how the term "pink slip" came about? This is how you were fired. A pink slip on your desk. 5 months ago:
Don’t keep us in suspense!
- Comment on Oh NOOOO 5 months ago:
A few years ago an ice cream truck came down blasting the Super Mario Bros 2 title music and I damn near chased after it
- Comment on Late 1900s 5 months ago:
“Oh, no, not that late, actually.”
- Comment on EA has open sourced Command & Conquer: Red Alert under GPLv3 6 months ago:
That game seemed so underappreciated. I would be thrilled if I could have another LAN party with that game.
- Comment on We're in the endgame now 7 months ago:
Today, the primary responsibilities of
U.S. Marshals include protecting federal judges and witnesses,
transporting federal prisoners, apprehending federal fugitives, and
managing assets seized from criminal enterprises.
Oh, sweet.
The
President, with the advice and consent of the Senate, appoints U.S.
Marshals for a 4-year term.
Oh. Oh no.
- Comment on I want that job 10 months ago:
AUDIENCE
BOOO! BOOO!
NANCY (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)
I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me! I do as I please!
