Jerkface

@Jerkface@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we need more users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we need more users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe we could join a webring

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we need more users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Fully agree. Its user base is self selecting for the people who are most easily fed up with the mainstream platforms (i.e. Reddit). It seems like the most eager to jump ship set up camp first and it has resulted in an extremely sanctimonious community. They don’t want more users. They want everyone to be exactly like them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adderall vape?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Look, that one blade is a little shorter than the rest.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chasing the Elephant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Bah, I’ve already seen this one.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling that groove⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can add the waveforms together mathematically. Like if you go into a graphing calculator and plot a sine at 220 hz that’s an A note. Then add two more at 261(ish) and 329, baby you got yourself an A minor cookin’. That’s also what the groove would look like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All mine said was “gobble gobble,” I’m getting mixed messages here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to be eaten. Nobody’s doing anything about that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk’s Grok Goes Haywire, Boasts About Billionaire’s Pee-Drinking Skills and ‘Blowjob Prowess’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  later

  Okay, okay… But besides the bombing, the sabotage, the vandalism, the harassment, and the animal cruelty, what did he really do wrong?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows 11 could actually become the same kind of mistake Sony made with the PS3⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve come to the conclusion that Lemmy has the same thoughts in or out of the shower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm cooked, chat.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Embrace it. When I started getting greys, I thought I was going to have a more difficult time getting the attention I wanted. If anything, it’s been the opposite. Good luck out there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth is way more fucked up than fiction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, he probably did at some point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The House Of The Guy Calling You A Libtard⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve spent a lot of time in similar living situations and I agree. What I see most of about this intersection is fear. I had neighbors that didn’t trust Democrats and almost certainly voted for Trump, but they sure as hell didn’t trust him either.

  In their case, I believe they were looking for an out. The previous Democratic president didn’t help them at all, in their view. And Trump probably wouldn’t, either. I mean, really. What an absolute doorknob. But from their perspective, maybe getting things off the rails might get them in a better position overall. Low chance of that ever happening, but the only one they had.

  Again, this my impression of their perspective from living nextdoor to them for years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There Comes A Time Where You Gotta Make A Choice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  SHIT LIKE A BITCH.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love fucking pasta⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bean footage isn’t so beautiful now, is it?

  tosses beans a towel

  Clean yourself up. You’re a mess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, let’s see … stupid cunt sales oil snakeperson?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  starts doing warmup stretches

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not saying that I agree with it, but it's understandable.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I wish I was big!”

  hands over card

  “You’re now Anthony Moriano, a 42 year old barber from Passaic. Enjoy!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Depression: Part Deux⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And by dog food they mean food made out of dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I used to be with it"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I recited a saga an hour ago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are We Living in a Golden Age of Stupidity? - Slashdot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Before LLMs it was emails to my professor. I’m actually really grateful to have a chatbot available any time of day for this very purpose. Even if I never hit send, it’s so much easier for me to type it all out if it doesn’t feel like I’m just shouting into the abyss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are We Living in a Golden Age of Stupidity? - Slashdot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They sure do. Just finished a CS degree and it’s still a popular device.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no my harvest is too bountiful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop, you’re gonna make me nux!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The C programming language is like debating a philosopher and Python is like debating someone who ate an edible⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve met more than one that thinks you speak Mexican

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discuss⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Get out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got a deer right here, lemme ask him if that’s true.

  Edit: he says no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dangerous crow⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Easy to mess up, hard to maintain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The situation OP predicted wasn’t the one where she asks up front.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This play is regarded as a common ploy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨everyone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted space⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  slow clap

  Even KenM would envy this.