Jerkface
@Jerkface@lemmy.world
- Comment on flirting 1 week ago:
I love it when you talk birdy.
- Comment on Boston Dynamics introduces a fully electric humanoid robot that “exceeds human performance” 3 weeks ago:
Jesus Christ, it’s like they made a new RoboCop out of the girl from The Ring
- Comment on ‘My hoo haa is gonna be out’: US Olympians slam Nike for skimpy women’s track kit 3 weeks ago:
cut to Dennis wearing the uniform
- Comment on humility 5 weeks ago:
I have used the following justifications in proofs on math exams
“By hope, prayer”
“By some vague understanding of what’s going on”
The second one got 7/10.
- Comment on degree in bamf 1 month ago:
Oh, right! She’s the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated!
- Comment on degree in bamf 1 month ago:
So, you’re saying she’s a firestarter? Twisted firestarter?
- Comment on launch him anyway 1 month ago:
I wanted a least squares solution, but all I got were these right triangles!
- Comment on Ouch 1 month ago:
Maybe he has another one somewhere.
- Comment on Bologna cup 1 month ago:
We would have accepted “get the fuck out.”
- Comment on I'm deaf 1 month ago:
Kind of like a bell, in a way. There’s the initial ‘slap’ when it hits the ground, or wall, or face of a child. But then there’s this distinct, hollow ringing that lives on until it’s caught or it bounces again.
- Comment on efficiency 2 months ago:
For comparison, that screenshot is 342kb, and Super Mario Bros is 40kb. The screenshot is more than 8.5 times bigger than the game it comes from.
- Comment on Mongolian. Like the barbecue. 2 months ago:
What? I thought it was the main one.
- Comment on Your honor this is bullshit 2 months ago:
Twist: his booger just happened to be under yours.
- Comment on Staff meeting 2 months ago:
Next time bring oxacillin.
- Comment on Guard of the Awwderworld 2 months ago:
I don’t understand how that is the most upvoted comment in the thread? Like, is that supposed to be facetious? What the fuck is wrong with Lemmy?
- Comment on Because you just don't understand and I can't explain it to you. 2 months ago:
Depends. Did you ever play Oregon Trail on it?
- Comment on It would be simpler 2 months ago:
QUwUeue
- Comment on It would be simpler 2 months ago:
Are you sure you’ve thot about this?
- Comment on Not getting me today, no sir 2 months ago:
Why don’t you challenge Steadman to a duel? Been awhile since I’ve seen a good duel…
- Comment on Comcast reluctantly agrees to stop its misleading “10G Network” claims 3 months ago:
Left guy: Eehhh? 👉👉 Right guy: Aahhh? 👈👈
- Comment on it is time 3 months ago:
My dude.
- Comment on $5 is a steal 3 months ago:
See, that’s how they get’cha. He brings his own but he charges by the inch.
- Comment on Ketchup alignment 3 months ago:
Cheers, buddy!
- Comment on Ketchup alignment 3 months ago:
Ask not the question that will bring sorrow when answered, for the peace lies in the unspoken.
- Comment on Ketchup alignment 3 months ago:
If ‘ketchup on hand’ is chaotic evil, then what the hell is this?
- Comment on First year CS student currently on vacations looking for programming course to follow. 3 months ago:
Do you know what classes you are going to be taking? If so, fnd the syllabus and take note of the topics and the text, if one is mentioned. See if you can find any mention of material your school may have used previously and get yourself a copy. Find the topics in the book and work through the exercises as you please.
- Comment on I swear... if any of you try to ruin this meme for me... 4 months ago:
Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, ba-bam…
- Comment on Lifehack for naive schoolchildren 4 months ago:
I know a there are a lot of replies already, but I feel like the best way to explain is it’s similar to trying to push a car while you’re in it.
- Comment on Removed from sale: Peter Molyneux's Godus and Godus Wars, never finished 4 months ago:
I’ve been trying out The Universim recently. It has a lot of the same ideas, but gets rid of many which I felt didn’t work. Most notably, there is no creature bound to your will. I think the game is better for the omission. Version 1.0 is slated for January, and is supposed to include interplanetary colonization.
- Comment on The Telecom Industry Is Very Mad Because The FCC MIGHT Examine High Broadband Prices 4 months ago:
75Mbit down / 10 Mbit up with a 1.2TByte monthly cap.: $30 a month.