Jerkface
@Jerkface@lemmy.world
- Comment on Chasing the Elephant 1 day ago:
“Bah, I’ve already seen this one.”
- Comment on Feeling that groove 1 week ago:
You can add the waveforms together mathematically. Like if you go into a graphing calculator and plot a sine at 220 hz that’s an A note. Then add two more at 261(ish) and 329, baby you got yourself an A minor cookin’. That’s also what the groove would look like.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
All mine said was “gobble gobble,” I’m getting mixed messages here.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I want to be eaten. Nobody’s doing anything about that.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Grok Goes Haywire, Boasts About Billionaire’s Pee-Drinking Skills and ‘Blowjob Prowess’ 1 week ago:
later
Okay, okay… But besides the bombing, the sabotage, the vandalism, the harassment, and the animal cruelty, what did he really do wrong?
- Comment on Windows 11 could actually become the same kind of mistake Sony made with the PS3 2 weeks ago:
I’ve come to the conclusion that Lemmy has the same thoughts in or out of the shower.
- Comment on I'm cooked, chat. 2 weeks ago:
Embrace it. When I started getting greys, I thought I was going to have a more difficult time getting the attention I wanted. If anything, it’s been the opposite. Good luck out there.
- Comment on Truth is way more fucked up than fiction 2 weeks ago:
I mean, he probably did at some point.
- Comment on The House Of The Guy Calling You A Libtard 2 weeks ago:
I’ve spent a lot of time in similar living situations and I agree. What I see most of about this intersection is fear. I had neighbors that didn’t trust Democrats and almost certainly voted for Trump, but they sure as hell didn’t trust him either.
In their case, I believe they were looking for an out. The previous Democratic president didn’t help them at all, in their view. And Trump probably wouldn’t, either. I mean, really. What an absolute doorknob. But from their perspective, maybe getting things off the rails might get them in a better position overall. Low chance of that ever happening, but the only one they had.
Again, this my impression of their perspective from living nextdoor to them for years.
- Comment on There Comes A Time Where You Gotta Make A Choice 3 weeks ago:
SHIT LIKE A BITCH.
- Comment on I love fucking pasta 3 weeks ago:
Bean footage isn’t so beautiful now, is it?
tosses beans a towel
Clean yourself up. You’re a mess.
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 3 weeks ago:
Okay, let’s see … stupid cunt sales oil snakeperson?
- Comment on She is making a GREAT point 4 weeks ago:
starts doing warmup stretches
- Comment on I'm not saying that I agree with it, but it's understandable. 5 weeks ago:
“I wish I was big!”
hands over card
“You’re now Anthony Moriano, a 42 year old barber from Passaic. Enjoy!”
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 5 weeks ago:
And by dog food they mean food made out of dog.
- Comment on "I used to be with it" 5 weeks ago:
I recited a saga an hour ago
- Comment on Are We Living in a Golden Age of Stupidity? - Slashdot 5 weeks ago:
Before LLMs it was emails to my professor. I’m actually really grateful to have a chatbot available any time of day for this very purpose. Even if I never hit send, it’s so much easier for me to type it all out if it doesn’t feel like I’m just shouting into the abyss.
- Comment on Are We Living in a Golden Age of Stupidity? - Slashdot 5 weeks ago:
They sure do. Just finished a CS degree and it’s still a popular device.
- Comment on Oh no my harvest is too bountiful 5 weeks ago:
Stop, you’re gonna make me nux!
- Comment on The C programming language is like debating a philosopher and Python is like debating someone who ate an edible 1 month ago:
I’ve met more than one that thinks you speak Mexican
- Comment on Discuss 1 month ago:
Get out.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I’ve got a deer right here, lemme ask him if that’s true.
Edit: he says no.
- Comment on Dangerous crow 1 month ago:
Easy to mess up, hard to maintain.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 1 month ago:
The situation OP predicted wasn’t the one where she asks up front.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 1 month ago:
This play is regarded as a common ploy.
- Comment on everyone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted space 2 months ago:
slow clap
Even KenM would envy this.
- Comment on Don't 2 months ago:
Do n’t
- Comment on Check yourself before you rex yourself 2 months ago:
Suggestion: put your hands up flat, palms facing each other, and sort of tilt them with your head.
- Comment on Oh god 2 months ago:
Single digits, lol
- Comment on walter 2 months ago:
