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Your standard friendly nihilist from Finland.
- Comment on Actual shitpost 3 weeks ago:
There is a porn squirt and then there is a vaginal discharge when some of the “natural lubrication” shoots out due to muscle contractions when your lady orgasms.
- Comment on what was the last game you played in 2024? 4 weeks ago:
Bought, played and refunded Foxhole
- Comment on Graphic Design Is My Passion 4 weeks ago:
Yes. You fucked up on the fourth section.
- Comment on Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is 4 weeks ago:
I have met people who have zero ability for 3D visualisation. I’m thinking this is one of those cases, plus a small panic after the second try.
- Comment on Longtime buddy of mine just got a gaming PC. What games would make up a good "welcome to PC" care package? 4 weeks ago:
Deep Rock Galactic
He can get used to mouse and keyboad, while you give cover.
As mentioned before, gift cards are good way to go.
- Comment on Plat plat plat 2 months ago:
Use cadavers for moist egg incubation due to numerous aquatic predators in closed environment with limited bodies of water?
That would require land scavengers to be quite rare.
If there were numerous frogs, payload delivery would only need few successful splat-and-runs and then just wait.
There would also have to be local hairless naked prey animals with big enough body cavities.
- Comment on Plat plat plat 2 months ago:
…and the rainforest frogs that excrete nerve toxins from their skin would jump on your exposed skin and try to paralyse you.
You only hear dozen little feet going plat plat plat SPLAT.
…after that you just helplessly stare at the sky till your lungs cease to function.
We only need a lab studying frogs and we have a movie.
- Comment on It's fire... Maybe concerning but fire still 2 months ago:
There’s a new contender to the “weird shit from Finland” scene
- Comment on Meta Opens Its AI Models for the (U.S.) Military 2 months ago:
Definitely no problem this company having your data /s
- Comment on Casio made an Oura Ring alternative that's everything but smart 2 months ago:
That’s so obscene I’m willing to trow some money at it.
- Comment on Threads is testing custom feeds for your favorite topics 2 months ago:
It was probably designed by a child like robot-man who feeds on your personal data, because if any graphic design company suggested that for my social media platform, I’d immediately kick them to the curb and blacklist them.
- Comment on Threads is testing custom feeds for your favorite topics 2 months ago:
I already forgot about the agressively colored pubic hair logo.
- Comment on Microsoft builds first datacenters with wood to slash carbon emissions 2 months ago:
Maybe it’s meant to let the sun in and save on the heating… in… a buildind that has significant excess of… nevermind.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
We’ll at least he already on the moon. Mentally at least.
- Comment on Pizza rule 2 months ago:
…and now I’m hungry.
- Comment on Has SpaceX Done Anything NASA Hasn't? 2 months ago:
In this case, should we measure maturity in the amount of money burned?
where are we at?
- Comment on Trump cosplaying 3 months ago:
Neiter do McDonalds workers
- Comment on Deep fried wiener 3 months ago:
I’m pretty sure, which ever way you do it, balls get dipped first.
- Comment on Get the hell out of my office 3 months ago:
Sorry, but I can’t. I’m your dream. You just had a stroke from all the stress and are lying on the street unconscious and a hobo just took your wallet. He’s gonna have good day, you won’t.
- Comment on You're going outside for decoration! 3 months ago:
Well stop eating all that excess vitamine D and giving him the chance.
- Comment on Voting third Party? Naahhh man, I'm voting the real stuff! 3 months ago:
*Merkel catches it, pops it open, and gives you that “I’ll see you later”-look.
- Comment on Using AI generated code will make you a bad programmer. 3 months ago:
Not a coder. I can understand most python code and powershell scripts that others have done, but I don’t remember syntax, if I need to make something from scratch. Doing that involves ton of googling and reading awful documentation that still leaves some things out. I do this maybe twice a year.
For someone like me AI coding is a god sent.
- Comment on When can we expect 500TB drives to be available? 3 months ago:
Did I just pave way to the greatest joke today.
- Comment on New word: "Moironic" 3 months ago:
Hello. Anyone hearing me? My simulation is broken.
Batshit crazy morons have a international voice and political power, instead of raving on some street corner with a tinfoil hat and bottle of anti-freeze.
Fix this glitch please.
- Comment on When can we expect 500TB drives to be available? 3 months ago:
About 5 years ago I pirated all the games ever normally published for my childhood gaming system and my friends different gaming system.
If I went to the past and told that to my younger self and that it all fits in a pinky finger nail sized medium, I wouldn’t have belived me. It’s just so far out there.
- Comment on When can we expect 500TB drives to be available? 3 months ago:
Do you have to archive all the porn in the Internet?
- Comment on Gender 3 months ago:
Copied it early on from that one guy who stuck his penis in my mom.
- Comment on The two types of jobs 3 months ago:
I’m doing both at the same time.
Production level fumes leak in to the office. Employer informed that it’s just a harmless smell.
- Comment on Smart TVs take snapshots of what you watch multiple times per second 3 months ago:
Yeah. My Samsung claws my firewall like a squirrel trapped in a box. It intensifies on certain hours of the day. I’m quite sure it also tries to send what devices are connected and filenames are in attached memory sticks. Maybe also some media file checksums.
- Comment on Lord, I was born a scramblin' maaaaan 4 months ago:
