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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Easter from the POTUS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You are faking it too intelligently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And they haven't been back since⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t have to land to come to that conclusion, but that would be a boring single frame cartoon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They look like my grandma was playing.

  “I don’t understand!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same as it ever was⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same as it ever was

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real questions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You should ask AI about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't understand why they fired me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t need drinks to look like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You see "him" everywhere including on ancient coins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nordic countries are just cock and balls. We are aware.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forever Skies 1.0 out now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have, but I’ve skipped buying it, because I was in the impression that it was severely incomplete and lacked real content.

  It’s either another early access scam or fast dedicated devs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hacktivism is back – but don't be fooled, it's often state-backed goons in masks: Military units, government nerds appear to join the fray, with physical infra in sights.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. Oldest authoritarian trick in the book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Castles Made of Sand in my ass”

  Sounds like normal evening after day at the beach.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨History never repeats itself but it rhymes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, actually racism isn’t necessarily about treatment. It’s about differentiating between races and ethnicities and putting labels on them.

  White can be racist towards white, it just matters less because you are also implicating yourself, so it masks itself to general criticism when it’s negative. If a white called white people something positive you would start searching your nazi label, just in case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spung bahb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Aww, Trumps spirit animal. Dickless and eats everyone elses eggs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨improved version⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In ant and bee hives individuals don’t have many neurons, but still all of them communicating, a collective intelligence. Hives can be surprisingly intelligent. Significantly surpassing individuals.

  Internet and social media has connected us all and the thing that has emerged is the stupidest and most vile piece of shit that has ever existed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sleep⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Try living in the arctic circle where the day lenght and amount of daylight is constantly changing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Email⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jabra working as usual

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to yeet your smartphone into the long grass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pass.

  I’m already on meshtastic following people testing their latest firmware update and that’s about 95% of the traffic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft starts testing Copilot Vision update that can “see” your screen and apps⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  … Copilot is going to drive the nearest Tesla over you…die die die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When someone finally gives you the back story⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I thought my mother was a freighter captain?”

  “No, she was Onlyfans content creator and now that your uncles farm is toasted, you’ll have to pick up where she left off. Stuff this in your ass and I’ll get the camera”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Golfing!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think it’s a bad thing that he’s in wide open areas that are hard to completely secure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy mistake to make⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of old Nokia Phones that went to hands free mode if you connected all the pins. It would answer incoming calls automatically without ringing.

  Nice impromptu listening device.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know the difference⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Butter makes a prettier color and doesn’t pop got oil in your face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bidet causes vampirism?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motorcycle knowledge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those metal ones were better than the modern plastic ones. Even though they felt cold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Geographical differences.

  Here they were rare. They mostly offered fore mentioned books, vacuum cleaners, home renovations. They were really aggressive in their sales tactics especially when it came to old people. That’s why they had a bit of a scammer reputation.

  It was common that many lonely old ladies had the same book series and shopping channel level crap devices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know the difference⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My culture tends to prefer lower and skip disney princesses, so +1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember the time when there were telemarketers and door-to-door salesmen selling dictionary, encyclopedias and history books. Always wondered who the fuck buys those from a shady dude at the door.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  3 point

  Last three on the list.

  Never actually owned dictionary or encyclopedia. somebody just left them at my place, because nobody wanted them, so I used them as a door stop. If they are considered my property, because they were abandoned at my property then just 1 point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm old⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That was significantly better than a touchpad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always guard against living in the world of fantasy rather than undeniable facts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed, you dumb fucks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  +1

  never fails