BallShapedMan
@BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
- Comment on Barbers HATE this one simple trick 6 days ago:
What the hell am I going wrong then? I’ve been bald for 3 years and I ain’t got jack shit!
- Comment on Unless users take action, Android will let Gemini access third-party apps 1 week ago:
Lol! ❤️ run on rants.
And I used to be quite overweight with a large gut. My kids used to say I was 19 months pregnant. The weight is gone but I kept the name.
- Comment on Unless users take action, Android will let Gemini access third-party apps 1 week ago:
Why? Curious.
- Comment on THIS describes too many people today 1 week ago:
Me bald with no beard looks like the under side of my big toe with eyes and a mouth. I think I’ll keep the beard.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Great timing! My wife and I are planning a trip for next winter right now. I can’t wait to show my wife!
- Comment on Vomiting Emoji 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Honey Badger hates silly meetings 1 month ago:
Just shared this in the team chat for this meeting. We started a competition and I had no idea how competitive these people are. Wow!
- Comment on My wife says it's thanks to wearing sunscreen and avoiding cigarettes 1 month ago:
Are the artists just getting older, like me? 50 was ew, now 50 is mmmm!
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 1 month ago:
My wife asks how my day was “great, or good, or whatever” then I ask how her day was she usually stops talking before bedtime. Works for both of us!
- Comment on Title 1 month ago:
Fuck…
- Comment on New Cars Don't All Come With Dipsticks Anymore, Here's Why 1 month ago:
Your first line made me laugh out loud!
And yes, the enshitification is real.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 month ago:
20 I unless it’s winter, then 21!? I wear a night cap for my cold bald head.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Simple: “We let you live–that almost didn’t happen–you owe us grandchildren!”
At least that’s what I tell my children.
- Comment on Take care of Your friend. 1 month ago:
I do this with my wife, I am not ashamed.
- Comment on i broke 1 month ago:
I had anger issues and was mad all the time at the dumbest things. The problem was my expectations were unrealistic. By changing my expectations I’ve solved almost all of my anger issues.
A simple example is teenagers are going to break rules. By not expecting them to be perfect I don’t get angry. That doesn’t mean the behavior is acceptable and will go unaddressed. Just expect they’ll break the rules and be ready for it when they do is all.
- Comment on i broke 2 months ago:
“If someone met your expectations would you be mad?”
“No”
“Then maybe your expectations are too high?”
- Comment on Anyone? 2 months ago:
When you refuse to give answers when tortured! You clearly are no rat. 🙌
- Comment on Auto Racing - crazypeople.online 2 months ago:
Hell yeah!!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
But what am I going to do without my tiny dick support vehicle? /s
- Comment on Do it 2 months ago:
This is the comment of comments 😂🤣🤣
- Comment on Do it 2 months ago:
I didn’t think that through very well 🤣
- Comment on Do it 2 months ago:
Maybe we can meet in the middle 😂
- Comment on Do it 2 months ago:
Who will save the princess now?
- Comment on Even the bravest retro gamer fears Sega Genesis' final form 3 months ago:
256x sounds sweet to me!
- Comment on I still love those little buggers 4 months ago:
That’s delightful to hear! As a layman I wondered how the book was for people in the field. I just read it for entertainment myself.
- Comment on I still love those little buggers 4 months ago:
Fuck cancer!
- Comment on I still love those little buggers 4 months ago:
Neutrophils are my favorite part of the immune system. I’m paraphrasing the book Immune–an amazing book that’s totally worth your time–with this example.
You’re breaking into a museum to steal art. A security guard spots you, calls out on the radio for more security guards and charges you screaming! The guard then rips its own organs and swings them at you as weapons. As the guard is pummeling you with it’s organs you can see it’s getting tired, all of the sudden it explodes into Spider-Man type web made up of it’s body to keep you from escaping as other screaming security guards start to hit you with their organs!
Metal AF right?
- Comment on Sounds like a fun place to work 5 months ago:
Lol no, manufacturing
- Comment on Sounds like a fun place to work 5 months ago:
This is going on the suggestion box at work.
- Comment on No beans, only dogs 5 months ago:
LMAO!! Like a Denver Omelette, never heard of it until it was on a movie. I lived here my whole damn life. People just be naming shit after is without our involvement.
