blanketswithsmallpox
@blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world
- Comment on I don't trust like that. 3 weeks ago:
We get lots of blue mud daubers where I live and I’ve seen people freak the fuck out over them.
Like guys, they will straight up never have business with you and their main prey is literally spiders if you have an irrational fear of them too
They’re the bros of the wasp world. The dudes can’t even sting, only the women, and they can take care of the young which is crazy rare. Yoi’d have to go out of your way to get bitten or stung.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalybion_californicum
Hell, many solitary vespids will fuck up other non-solitary wasps.
- Comment on Monkey business 3 weeks ago:
Hey guys, check out the dolphin fucker!
- Comment on The Atoms Family 3 weeks ago:
I see…
4 electrons for him…
5 electrons for her?
It looks like it’s probably 6 electrons and 6 electrons?
So they could be oxygen (O), sulfur (S), selenium (Se), tellurium (Te), and polonium (Po)?
They’re an O2 molecule.
I hope they dressed their little baby up as an oxygen then dressed up as hydrogen molecules.
- Comment on So bad it was actually entertaining 3 weeks ago:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=33zPlnhymCU
Jack McBrayer & Triumph Visit Chicago’s Wiener’s Circle | CONAN on TBS - 12 years ago
- Comment on Should you trust that doctor? 4 weeks ago:
The more anyone looks at this, the worse it gets.
Someone needs to fix this. But not me, I don’t have my doctorate in memeology yet.
- Comment on I know what I got. No low balls 1 month ago:
Weenioli weenioli don’t lewd the dragon loli.
- Comment on Dress Codes 1 month ago:
Hyper formal giving me some real Roland Deschain vibes in my head.
- Comment on Soup 1 month ago:
How bad is the doctors handwriting that even the devil can’t tell if it’s a l or p lmfao.
- Comment on Krillin 1 month ago:
… Yamcha.
- Comment on unwatchable!! 2 months ago:
Venom is transported through the fangs just so a bunch of children don’t go eating a bunch of venom glands…
- Comment on Distribution of English Letters 2 months ago:
Can anyone confirm if this is true sansdam?
- Comment on We are stardust. 2 months ago:
Stardust got everywhere…
- Comment on So babies grow on their own? 2 months ago:
I mean, for the most part yeah. With bare bones minimum interaction babies are pretty manageable.
Feed them five times a day. Clean five times a day. Pretty much watch them grow on their own until they gain proper sapience around that year mark. Get earplugs for the times when you really need sleep and keep to a schedule.
Then you gotta put in some more effort but even then, it really doesn’t matter near as much as the internet would have you think. Nature beats Nurture in almost all categories by a sound margin.
- Comment on DuckDuckGoose 2 months ago:
Yeah… But right to left or left to right… Lol.
- Comment on Cords 2 months ago:
What what’s a safe danger noodle then? I thought those were nope ropes.
- Comment on Aaaaah 2 months ago:
Me: Salty banana eating hydro homie still in fear of stretching too much in bed which will cause the calf or foot cramp.
Foot cramps are worse. Calf cramp pain lasts for days.
The bending or stretching doesn’t work if you don’t get to it fast enough. There’s only so much bending a muscle so taught Richard Simmons would give it a respectable nod from the afterlife.
- Comment on Centipedes Don't Fuck 2 months ago:
I don’t know how to boil the water ~~~
- Comment on Lemmy votes ARE public, should they be anonymous? 2 months ago:
In reality you should be able to get an anonymized reference number to show your vote was tabulated correctly though.
Right now it comes down to an actual official finding your paper ballot with hand marked tracking and presuming to the computer read it correctly on an overall vote total.
Being able to do this anonymously and securely is where the problems lie. Which is also why digital only voting still isn’t a thing anywhere.
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- Comment on Average femboy experience 2 months ago:
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You aren’t supposed to knead the pizza dough on your dog bro. Imagine all the hair in your pizza.
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- Comment on . . . 2 months ago:
Marcos is where it’s at.
People like to shit on little sneazers too but they’re pizza is made from the shame shit as their crazy bread.
Also all crust tastes fire when dipped in a vat of garlic butter.
- Comment on Close call 2 months ago:
In another wasteland… With the same enemies… Ghouls… And generic stories… Controls… HUD… Vats… Skills… Cheats… Exploits… Leveling…
- Comment on ISP to Supreme Court: We shouldn’t have to disconnect users accused of piracy 2 months ago:
It’s more likely you aren’t using popular freely indexable trackers on currently airing popular media.
Try torrenting a current episode of a top 10 watched show within a week of release and see how fast you get one lol.
- Comment on ISP to Supreme Court: We shouldn’t have to disconnect users accused of piracy 2 months ago:
… IP addresses are assigned to modems… They don’t assign IP addresses to… Cables going to buildings I guess lol but ok.
And if you’re in some fucked up place that has the entire apartment complex’s internet going to one modem, then God save your soul.
- Comment on Close call 2 months ago:
Racing games is just hockey on a track following an imaginary pack on a track.
Checkmate Sth Rogen.
- Comment on Close call 2 months ago:
In reality? He plays online and matchmaking requires it.
In fantasy holier than thou reddit and Lemmy world? Counter: Why buy Fallout New Vegas when it’s all just bullshit story and the same wasteland as 3?
- Comment on I've heard it clears up again after the first wave of divorces 3 months ago:
The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down.
- Comment on Inspirational quotes. 3 months ago:
Nah lemme consensually bust in that pussy every morning and we good. You don’t even need to be up. We got the contract for this.
- Comment on Kids 3 months ago:
And they tell you to get whiskey or rum, not Coors.
Or a Coors. Who cares. It’s alcohol.
Also how many whys does it take to get to the big bang and final we can’t know before popping we need better instruments or math so difficult it’s impossible for even mathematicians to pretend to make sense of besides ‘maybe, the math works anyway.’
