zanyllama52
@zanyllama52@infosec.pub
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
- Comment on Get good. 3 weeks ago:
According to Alfred Matthew Yankovic:
_There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box. All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks. Every night for dinner, we had a big ol' chunk of dirt. If we were really good, we didn't get dessert._
- Comment on If I lose the spread gun, I start over. 4 weeks ago:
This is fucking gold lol, nice share. Snow fields, get ready!
- Comment on Kotaku being Kotaku 2 months ago:
Showed this to my kids. Their reaction was:
Kid 1: bruh
Kid 2: Is that the guy from Peaches?
- Comment on Toot toot 2 months ago:
Well, I would love it if my tightly wound boss would pull something like this. Way out of character.
As a college student, I walked into the multi-use bathroom, and proceeded to a urinal. Strange, rhythmic, wet sounds were coming from the lone stall in use. I thought, “Okay, what the hell is this?” and tried to wrap things up quick, in case things got weird. Too late. I then hear another strange sound from the stall, something like crinkling wax paper. None of this made sense to my young mind. Then I hear a wet “plop” from the stall, and more crinkling wax paper noises. I quickly finish up, and turn to leave. On the floor of the stall I can see a partially eaten Subway sandwich. Unbelievable
This base human then picks up the sandwich, and continues eating.
To this day, I do not eat Subway.
- Comment on REANIMAL | Announcement Trailer 2 months ago:
Such a great looking trailer!
- Comment on I just wanted to take a moment to enjoy how clean the web can be 2 months ago:
Anyone else missing Bonzi Buddy?
- Comment on What's the oldest game anyone here has played in 2024? 2 months ago:
I guess the oldest would be Asteroids using emulation via MAME. If you’re talking about original hardware I would say Pitfall on the Atari 2600.
- Comment on Decentralised YouTube alternative Odysee no longer serving ads 3 months ago:
Great description, I may have to go chock this output. Any good android app for it, or is the mobile site a PWA?
- Comment on Google Search adds a “web” filter, because it is no longer focused on web results 5 months ago:
splat
- Comment on Rooster Teeth Shut Down By Warner Bros. Discovery 8 months ago:
I don’t know what rooster teeth is. Anyone willing to summarize?
- Comment on YouTube now suggests new content *by colour* 9 months ago:
This is the answer
- Comment on Ketchup alignment 9 months ago:
Dang. I run prefer mustard, mayo, and ketchup, in that order, with my fries.
Horseradish on fries? Never tried it. With Prime rib? Sure.
- Comment on Is there a term for someone that likes other people to smell their farts? 9 months ago:
Weird. Beyond me to consider an adult doing that.
- Comment on ...So I Finally Quit Spotify 10 months ago:
To enlighten our android-using brothers and sisters… xmanager.app is a good way to enjoy spotify if you insist on using it.
- Comment on ...So I Finally Quit Spotify 10 months ago:
This seems to be the standard music streaming experience
- Comment on How do I stop hating children? 10 months ago:
Have you ever spent any one-on-one time having fun with a kid?
- Comment on Taste the Pain! 10 months ago:
Xavier Renegade Angel, anyone?
- Comment on YouTube Says New 5-Second Video Load Delay Is Supposed to Punish Ad Blockers, Not Firefox Users 11 months ago:
Freetube on PCs, LibreTube on Android. Block that, fuck-o.
- Comment on For some reason, I'm doubtful. 1 year ago:
My emachines etower 566 is my daily driver, am i my alone here? It’s current year, and this thing is still not obsolete.
- Comment on today I was reminded how bad YouTube ads are 1 year ago:
Seriously, how are people able to consume YouTube content as well as their ads? Piped + SponorBlock + DeArrow and that’s a wrap, jack.
- Comment on PSA: If you still have a Mojang account for Minecraft: Java Edition, you have less than a week left to migrate to a Microsoft account to avoid profile deletion 1 year ago:
Soon we’ll all be drinking toilet water, and doingma live dress rehearsal for Mad Max.
- Comment on F-ZERO 99 - Nintendo Switch Online | Nintendo Direct 9.14.2023 1 year ago:
Truly, this is the answer lol. We’ve only been waiting since GameCube era…
- Comment on Imagine pitching Joust when nobody had heard of it before. 1 year ago:
Truly a unique game. The pitch must’ve been epic.
- Comment on The creator of Pixelfed announced an upcoming encrypted messenger for the fediverse that will work across the fediverse 1 year ago:
This seems highly sexual
- Comment on Recently picked up Chrono Trigger - Amazing Game! 1 year ago:
For me? As soon as I power on the SNES. For most folks I know? After you complete the intro (festival).
- Comment on Vigilante: A Home Port Comparison 1 year ago:
This is good stuff, reminds me quite a lot of RetroCore’s Battle of the Ports. Thanks for sharing!
- Comment on Google raising price of YouTube Premium to $13.99 per month 1 year ago:
Isn’t it interesting to consider what it must be like? I cannot imagine any scenario where I would pay for this.