Girl, you’re transgender.
bold words
Submitted 1 month ago by kali_fornication@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Girl, you’re -
Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Mine Bitcoin. Hold.
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Bitcoin. 120k. 2025.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Bitcoin. One hundred…
You just blew it.
Serinus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You buy 5 bitcoins for $450 each in 2016. It’s what you can afford. You sell them for $10,000 each in 2018, timing it decently just before a bigger drop.
Congrats on your $48k.
Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Look at this youngin, turning 18 in 2016. Enjoy your knees and shoulders while you can.
2009-2010, you hear about this “Bitcoin” thing for the first time. You remember some old fart telling you about it years ago, but you had no idea what they were talking about and assumed they had mental problems. You decide to download it and start mining it, it doesn’t hurt anything. It just uses your CPU to mine them. You let it run and quickly forget about it. Eventually, you get tired of it slowing your computer down. You have a few thousand coins by now, so you shut the miner down and put your wallet somewhere safe. Then you forget all about it, until about 2021…
d00ery@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sell bitcoin 2025.
lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Don’t preorder Cyberpunk.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve never understood why anyone would pre-order anything digital. Were you afraid they would run out?
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The last physical game I ever had trouble finding when it released was GTA San Andreas. I really couldnt find it for about a week maybe 2 which was nuts.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Distrust Peter Molyneux.”
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
ADHD not stupid
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Aww 🥲 yeah
communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 1 month ago
Bitcoin hits 120k
Mubelotix@jlai.lu 1 month ago
Bitcoin hits 277k
RidderSport@feddit.org 1 month ago
Not worth too much for me. Better is: Rheinmetall hits 1800€
wavebeam@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Move to europe
Samsy@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Get to France!
Wtf do I like Mike Oldfield in the future
Mubelotix@jlai.lu 1 month ago
Get on the french lemmy at jlai.lu
gergolippai@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Buy Bit Coin
SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
“you’re a girl”
ChocolateFrostedSugarBombs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sell Bitcoin 2025
This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I’ll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I’ll still be much better off.
lobut@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
damn, and I thought I was original …
I was even wondering if 2025 counts as one word for a while
jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string?
A1Z26 cipher 19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19
projektilski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Better is “Bitcoin sell 100000”
So you know to sell when it hits 100000$ whenever this is.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Math people make me laugh.
100000 is ‘one hundred thousand’. Your younger self would hear ‘Bitcoin sell one’ followed by confusing silence. Same goes for ‘Bitcoin sell 2025’, twenty twenty five, two thousand twenty five — both ways are too many words.
Widdershins@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sell bitcoin 2025.25. If that works you’ll have to break me off a piece.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Two thousand twenty five dot twenty five, twenty twenty five dot twenty five, two zero two five dot two five.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 month ago
I was just gonna tell me to kill myself but this one might be better.
Draegur@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
first choice:
PURSUE NUCLEAR ENGINEERINGrunner up:
YOU AIN’T MALEBigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
With you on 1 and 3, not so much 2…
When I was 18 ADHD was something kids had and you outgrew it. I probably couldn’t have been evaluated then. So nuclear engineering it is.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 month ago
2 was my first thought too, but maybe its better that I didnt had my egg cracking while I was still living with my parents (the funny thing is, that I still had my egg cracking while staying at my parents place between semesters) and going to school.
knightly@pawb.social 1 month ago
My egg cracked at 11, but enbys were almost entirely unknown in Texas back then so I masked so hard that I was basically living in denial. My 18yo self wouldn’t need gender validation, it’ll find kindred spirits for that in college, but “Colorado, not California” might push up my transition date by a decade, 'cuz my first attempt to escape Texas didn’t go well.
oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Maybe you could say “you’re a woman”, but you’re still male, unless you’ve had major work done.
Draegur@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Oh I’m not a girl either.
I’m an it: a THING. :3
The big revelation i had in recent years is that although i may not know what i am, i know what I’m not.
I wasted decades living like a fish who was tricked into thinking its life’s purpose was to climb trees.
I could have spared myself a great deal of inconvenience and confusion if i had realized sooner that I’m asexual and genderless because divesting of those labels has drastically reduced the discomfort of my existence in that i no longer feel bizarre self-inflicted pressure to fulfill archetypical roles toward which i never related and which I never understood in the first place.
A lot of social issues i had came from externalization of internal dysphoria. The deep, overwhelming disgust and discomfort I felt when merely even conceptualizing masculinity that purports to be ‘mine’, let alone any actual participation in such an identity. Being in “boy” spaces, being present for “boy” events, every stereotype and statistically emergent pattern associated with maleness, all of it–ALL OF IT–made my skin crawl.
The utter revulsion that overwhelmed me regarding masculinity spilled over into how I treated others, and that absolutely sucked. It’s not their fault they had an intrinsic understanding of themselves that felt intuitive and made sense to them…
…
And also even though I don’t particularly feel interested in pretending to be a girl either i know i definitely would be more comfortable in a more androgynous body. I even want bottom surgery, not for anyone else’s sake but because it feels less wrong conceptually.
(Not holding my breath though)
I just sometimes think back to the 90s and wonder if i could’ve had more room in my head for more useful considerations if I hadn’t been preoccupied with an intrinsic inability to embody societal expectations and roles that, it turns out, had nothing to do with me. If i didn’t waste so much effort trying to care about something that i hated and turned out to not matter at all, goodness, i could’ve known myself so much better, been at least somewhat more comfortable in my own head if not in my own skin.
If future me had conveyed the message convincingly in just those three words that no good would come from struggling to participate with that miserable dead-end charade… maybe i could have better focused on things that did matter.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Buy $0.01 bitcoin.
BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s six words, no?
___@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Buy penny Bitcoin?
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s two words, everything else is numbers and a symbol, I’d argue I’m well within the limits of the rules to add another word if I wanted.
AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
when Bitcoin was $0.01 could you even buy it with dollars? and then there was the mtgox hack so even if you did, if you didn’t self custody you would lose it.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Stop taking this seriously, it’s a time travel hypothetical.
RelativePlatypus@piefed.world 1 month ago
It gets worse
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Invest in Apple.
mrnobody@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Invest in
Nvidiayourselfaltphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
They said 3
IratePirate@feddit.org 1 month ago
Jensen, that you?
lumettaria@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Leave him dumbass
SparrowHawk@feddit.it 1 month ago
You ADHD transgender
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe “you’re” so it doesn’t sound like name-calling?
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
i think it is meant to be name calling, just in a cute way, perphaps add a :3 to the end
Gorgeous_George@lemmy.world 1 month ago
but “you’re” is two words
Someplaceunknown@leminal.space 1 month ago
You’re a girl
exu@feditown.com 1 month ago
Four words technically
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
then say “Your a girl”
not like they’d notice
icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Your dong wrong.
Someplaceunknown@leminal.space 1 month ago
Lmfao this is the funniest thing I’ve read all week
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You’re a bottom.
Vespair@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Just be punk.
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Two would be enough, “buy bitcoin”.
pulsey@feddit.org 1 month ago
what says that you wouldnt have sold it e.g. when the price doubled? like from $10 to $20?
thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
18yo me would be living in the early 2000s; any of these would set me up for life: “Bitcoin hits $100K” “Buy Tesla shares” - this also would work for any of the big brands Netflix/Nvidia etc.
But this one would probably change my life in a much more meaningful way: “Don’t lose her.”
toddestan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’d be better off saying something like “sell bitcoin $125k” (we’ll just assume “$125k” would count as one word). That you should then buy it when it’s cheap would be implied.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Good point.
“Buy Bitcoin, hodl”
bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t do it
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Suck. My. Balls.
(He’d think it’s fucking hilarious)
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Transgender, AuDHD, (secret third thing)
…I’m sure my 18 year old ass would process this information in a calm and reasonable manner, lol
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
AuDHD
Gold Dihydrogen dioxide?
AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Let’s see…
don’t sell bitcoin don’t sell doge don’t buy restaurant don’t date XYZ don’t date ABC don’t buy restaurant don’t quit place
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ok, but if you DID buy a restaurant, what kind and why?
AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I wanted to exit tech and thought bars might work.
They didn’t. Even loving what I did in bar-land, it ultimately led to substantial debt that I’ll be paying on for years.
I was happier in general, but the financial viability was impossible.
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Buy All Bitcoin
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Buy some bitcoin
jj4211@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Instructions unclear, sold it when it doubled.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
“bitcoin peaks 2025”
piranhaconda@mander.xyz 1 month ago
[deleted]osanna@lemmy.vg 1 month ago
I’d go with autieness for me, personally. If I’d known i was autie at school, they may have been able to help me more than what I got as an adult. Holy shit, I feel so let down by society because i wasn’t dx’d as a kiddo.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s-A-Me!
totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Quick! You must—
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I don’t wanna be your enemy 😁
totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Don’t worry, I am already my own worst enemy!