kali_fornication

@kali_fornication@lemmy.world

• What a courageous manlemmy.world ↗
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• This guy gets itlemmy.world ↗
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• it's a long distance relationshiplemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i bought a jar of olives at the store yesterday for this exact purpose

  olives > cooked meal

• Gonna be here a whilelemmy.world ↗
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• Is such a thing even possible? Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.lemmy.world ↗
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• Invest now before it's too late!lemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grok floods X with sexualized images of women and children: Grok generated an estimated 3 million sexualized images, including 23,000 of children in 11 days⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it was just one guy who was like

  for num in range(3000000): if num < 23000: Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = True) continue Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = False)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Many parents cab probably relate⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s what the pinewood derby was llike at my school. all the kids with engineer dads had the fastest cars. hmmmm i wonder why hmmmmmm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just the Browser: tools to remove AI and other bloatware from Chrome, Edge and Firefox⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  given what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11

• They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  so true. if you walk up to me in the middle of the night and ask me if i will have sex with you, i’ll probably say yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE arrested a Navajo man and dismissed all the proof he presented of his identity, claiming he faked it and that they'd "get his family next".⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Says here you’re from…NEW MEXICO! HAH! GOTCHA! I KNEW YOU WERE A MEXICAN!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not an addiction! I can stop whenever I want!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  hang on let me check my frogs folder

  ninja edit: i have 684 frogs in my frog folder

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨science rules!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  neil “the grass” tyson

• science rules!lemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry to disappoint you⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  know what’s extra hard? those common words that are like a verb + a preposition like “find out”. i convince myself that the preposition i’m thinking of is wrong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Onion forgets the satire (again)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So tired of these “Christians” who think “Christianity” is about “Christ”. Where the fuck would they get that idea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨who's gonna tell him?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  elon being funny? gotta be fake

• who's gonna tell him?lemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s doable. make a bar that plays music but everyone has to listen to it with headphones. so if you wanna chat you just lower the volume. you’d pay extra for the headphones, but imo it’s worth it, i got the 'tism so loud noises are a major trigger for me.

• she just doesn't understand melemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy's active userbase has been stable since September 2025⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i’m no line expert but i see a teeny tiny downward trend

• Anon has his special daylemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨u WoT m8⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a feeling that all the OpenAI employees switch to Claude once they leave work

• really makes you thinklemmy.world ↗
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• might be hard to lose the weight, thenlemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drink some water. NOW!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  i sensed this post coming, that’s why i got a tall glass of water before reading it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨embrace your true self⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  one thing i’ve learned about brain damage is that it’s not all bad. i got a traumatic brain injury three years ago and it actually made me more normal. it even got rid of my alcohol cravings for me.