BenLeMan

@BenLeMan@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the thing from the thing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Netanyahu: Finally, we have a solution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys on dating sites be like:⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s because we get unmatched most of the time if we don’t steer the conversation this way. Then again, maybe most men who try this approach get unmatched as well; I’ve only ever tried writing friendly, interested messages.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  18 or 3, for summer and winter respectively.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some great retro games that I can play with my 5yo?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man, Micro Machines was great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best way to drink coke?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr. Schubert? Is this you?

  My first department head during my apprenticeship had a mug like that for his Coke Light. Takes me back a quarter of a century. Damn, I’m getting old.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weekly Recommendations Thread: What are you playing this week?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried Two Point Hospital? It’s the same thing, just better. Even has the insane PA announcements from Theme Hospital.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ads are a brainwashing technique designed to turn my baser instincts against myself for someone else’s gain. And they’re unwanted content that disrupts the flow of the content I’ve chosen to watch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anna-mazing pun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people are Anna-Maniacs, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Onion be onioning again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Floaters greatly lessen my enjoyment of hot tubs as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cities Skylines 2, Kerbal Space 2, Planet Coaster 2, Frostpunk 2... What Went Wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would be inclined to agree with you, except that the simulation is one of the weakest parts of the second game.

  But also part one did not have the same ludicrous number of game-breaking bugs on release.

  CS2 has gotten better for sure, and will keep doing so over time, but I’ve given up on wanting to buy it because it seems fundamentally worse than its predecessor.

  If they ever add DLCs for true simulation of the economy and for showing fire, police, and ambulance crews at work as well as re-adding bicyclists I might reconsider.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will step on you and spill your food, my small friend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost Looks like a Page out of the Constitution (or pretty much Any Text from that era).

  Perhaps they’re harkening to that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, Frikandel then? Sorry, I was thinking about Austria, where Bosna is a similar snack. But yeah, swamp German should have tipped me off. 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bosna?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  #1 looks like it’s for kids.

  #3 & #4 aren’t dry-fined enough.

  A cross between #2 (weird end) & #5 (weird tip) would be perfect. In fact, I think mine at home is like that (on vacation right now so can’t check).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  YES.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perplexity CEO says its browser will track everything users do online to sell 'hyper personalized' ads⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And I used to recommend it to people over ChatGPT. 😭 Because it doesn’t require you to log in. Enshittification really is everywhere now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please choose one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mario? Screw that guy. I’d tip for Luigi, though. Luigi winks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Controversial question⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s bad for your metabolism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just for the record, I didn’t downvote you. I think that would be unkind.

  And I hope you can forgive my joke; you’d be surprised how little the average European knows about the history of Iran.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone knows

  Yes, everyone knows that if Gudenni, the Prince of Hadenach had just married Essane, the Princess of Hawali, all the bloodshed could have been avoided. Instead, they formed the Caliphate of Ultigo and their iron-fisted rule led to the siege of Khobenar, which left their kingdom in ruins.

  Or maybe you overestimate everyone’s knowledge. 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HowdoyouKEN!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, this is missing “who are you, Ken?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fingerme⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image Finger bang bang into your life!

  Seriously though, my experience with requesting a name change from the university IT dept. has been very positive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨place yer bets⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, I liked Far Cry 3’s poker minigame better. Or, from memory, RDR1.

  Yes, the atmosphere is great. But te stacks are just so low, players give little action, and the overall game flow is glacial in RDR2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nuked from orbit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa, whoa. How dare this uppity woman talk like that to Dr. Bradley D. D. Wentworth, PhD., an internationally renowned expert on footballogy and beeristics? His accolades include frequent beating of his wife, a penchant for racial slurs, and living in a trailer down by the river.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  More like “pnease net go”. 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How likely do you think there will be a run on the banks?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When the government tells you that you can’t trust the government, you better believe them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why the Epic Games Store was hated during it's early existence?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  6. They sell games that are unpatched and out of date.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨uninvited⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Administered by autocorrect, as always?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨uninvited⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He’d probably adore this admirable abundance of alliterations.