BenLeMan

@BenLeMan@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please choose one⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mario? Screw that guy. I’d tip for Luigi, though. Luigi winks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Controversial question⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s bad for your metabolism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just for the record, I didn’t downvote you. I think that would be unkind.

  And I hope you can forgive my joke; you’d be surprised how little the average European knows about the history of Iran.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone knows

  Yes, everyone knows that if Gudenni, the Prince of Hadenach had just married Essane, the Princess of Hawali, all the bloodshed could have been avoided. Instead, they formed the Caliphate of Ultigo and their iron-fisted rule led to the siege of Khobenar, which left their kingdom in ruins.

  Or maybe you overestimate everyone’s knowledge. 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HowdoyouKEN!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, this is missing “who are you, Ken?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fingerme⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image Finger bang bang into your life!

  Seriously though, my experience with requesting a name change from the university IT dept. has been very positive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨place yer bets⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, I liked Far Cry 3’s poker minigame better. Or, from memory, RDR1.

  Yes, the atmosphere is great. But te stacks are just so low, players give little action, and the overall game flow is glacial in RDR2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nuked from orbit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa, whoa. How dare this uppity woman talk like that to Dr. Bradley D. D. Wentworth, PhD., an internationally renowned expert on footballogy and beeristics? His accolades include frequent beating of his wife, a penchant for racial slurs, and living in a trailer down by the river.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  More like “pnease net go”. 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How likely do you think there will be a run on the banks?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When the government tells you that you can’t trust the government, you better believe them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why the Epic Games Store was hated during it's early existence?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
  6. They sell games that are unpatched and out of date.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨uninvited⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Administered by autocorrect, as always?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨uninvited⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He’d probably adore this admirable abundance of alliterations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Europe’s leaders plot to stop Trump from taking Greenland⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cackling and rubbing their hands together as they prepare to defend themselves against foreign aggression.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EU grocery shoppers 'fooled' by 'maze' of food labels: audit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps. But unlike nutritional facts, the fair treatment of workers/farmers, the sustainability of the company’s product sourcing, or the ethical treatment of animals are extremely difficult to monitor and evaluate. All too often, even respected labels do not represent the truth.

  I remember a TV report about ethically sourced cobblestones a few years ago. Reporters showed through painstaking research in the source country that the stones had in fact been hewn by children working in a dusty quarry without any form of protective equipment…

  The only way around this is probably to buy local whenever possible, and that is something which is truthfully indicated on the package.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EU grocery shoppers 'fooled' by 'maze' of food labels: audit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bullshit. All the information you could ever need is on the packaging already.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BACK IT UP⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And a healthy swig of bleach for good measure. Cheers!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Absolute Units⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Prevent predation? Seems like the orcas didn’t get the memo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gender⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It is what it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm going insane⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But you can’t kiss a duck on the lips from the word go. Just ask Neil Degrasse Tyson.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is a parody of himself⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what happens when you forget but keep trying and then make a new post about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Effort require Effort⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what doesn’t take effort? Writing stupid list like that for other people to follow.