Samsy
@Samsy@lemmy.ml
- Comment on [deleted] 3 hours ago:
After I was present at the birth of my four wonderful children, my wife asked if I would give birth to them in another life…
And I just said: never f*cking ever. If I were a woman, I wouldn’t want children.
Huge respect to all women who seriously consider squeezing out a watermelon. As men, we can only be eternally grateful for this.
- Comment on They'd just appear out of nowhere 8 hours ago:
I was just making bad jokes, but thx for the facts.
- Comment on They'd just appear out of nowhere 9 hours ago:
Eye-Tapeworms better see a doctor.
- Comment on help 14 hours ago:
Make only pictures with that sus barcode-scanner app which want all permissions on the phone. /s
- Comment on Selfhosting Sunday - What's up to date, selfhosters? 1 day ago:
I have never understood the hype surrounding proxmox. What makes proxmox so irreplaceable?
- Comment on 3 days ago:
Back in my day we drive the highway in wrong direction when the time to go has come. /s
- Comment on 100% vegetarian 3 days ago:
Hmmm, vegetarians.
*drooling Homer
- Comment on 100% vegetarian 3 days ago:
“we don’t know… they just are.” Could be a slogan for the whole meat industry.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Ah shit, we all know where that ends
- Comment on Leaving religious people speechless 6 days ago:
- Comment on Starbucks asks customers in South Korea to stop bringing printers and desktop computers into stores as workers transform cafes into remote offices 6 days ago:
“Workers”! Luck, they didn’t mean our (W)-LAN-Party.
- Comment on Tried naming the states from memory as a European 6 days ago:
The mongols, morons… Ahh I give up. Even my spelling checker can’t find them.
- Comment on 185k view 1 week ago:
What? Looks like there are good keywords. Depression for example.
- Comment on Lol DuckDuckGo AI assist! 1 week ago:
Barron still the hottest daughter.
- Comment on Crypto group reportedly says it planned sex toy tosses at WNBA games 1 week ago:
Ah damn, not this freaky timeline again.
*opens portal.
- Comment on Honda Zonda 1 week ago:
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 2 weeks ago:
Murica. I bet toiletpaper has a screen, too.
- Comment on Piss Post 2 weeks ago:
Elvis-Mode?
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 2 weeks ago:
Jack Quaid
That Guy is everywhere.
- Comment on The woman in the center of this pic is Dead 3 weeks ago:
If you have to think about what a shitpost is, you are definitely wrong about what a shitpost is.
- Comment on PSA on privuhcy 3 weeks ago:
Yes
- Comment on PSA on privuhcy 3 weeks ago:
There are URL shortener Apps on F-Droid. Simple share the link to this app and get a short link without this privacy mess.
- Comment on Reitti (v1.1.0) Update: Family mode, faster processing, colors! 5 weeks ago:
Means what?
- Comment on Women come, women go 5 weeks ago:
Nah, that’s not an …apple.
- Comment on You can only bring back one. Which do you choose? 5 weeks ago:
Sure? Thought they are now called Smyth’s or something.
- Comment on We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud. 1 month ago:
Gunter Schnapsholder
- Comment on goodbye plex 1 month ago:
Long time Jellyfin user here, welcome on board. I think biggest hurdle I should newbies warn about is the lack of availability on TizenOS.
Its possible but needs some extra steps.
- Comment on goodbye plex 1 month ago:
Maybe, Streamyfin? its the only iOS App with Downloads and Offline-Mode
- Comment on Yes, this is what people did back then 1 month ago:
Calling friends and talk to them for hours.
- Comment on Yes, this is what people did back then 1 month ago:
Too early
