Widdershins
@Widdershins@lemmy.world
- Comment on Man Alarmed to Discover His Smart Vacuum Was Broadcasting a Secret Map of His House 1 day ago:
I live in a prefabricated home that is a different color than my neighbor’s. Can I gift them one of these robots to get a blueprint of their house? It is already easily googled but I feel that making a robot do it keeps them lower on the food chain.
- Comment on FACTS 4 days ago:
I saw them live and Gavin was lip syncing but it only became obvious when he climbed the barrier to run through the crowd during a song.
- Comment on Republican? Democrat? There is a third option: 2 weeks ago:
Original isn’t up but an MSPaint of paramedic clothes and CPR has been added to make it less obscene.
- Comment on How much viagra does a Tijuana donkey need for the second show of the night? 2 weeks ago:
I think they could just get another donkey
- Comment on When you say you don't like linux on Lemmy 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Salmon 3 weeks ago:
SaLmon in the fish tacos, Hank!
- Comment on Are Street Racers "bad people"? 3 weeks ago:
Street racing i have no opinion about but street crashing i am against
- Comment on What's the most offensive word I can use that isn't a slur? 4 weeks ago:
Niggard/niggardly sounds like a really, really, awful choice for a word to describe someone cheap like Scrooge. It’s not a slur it just sounds way too much like one. The use of the word is controversial despite the only connection the two words share is how they sound.
I wouldn’t use the word around people though. Explaining how a word that sounds racist isn’t racist makes you appear to be more racist. It isn’t a slur but gets treated as if it was one.
✓ quite offensive ✓ not a slur X you probably still shouldn’t use it
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- Comment on Thanks for the memories 4 weeks ago:
I’ve been busy tribulating did I miss the rapture?
- Comment on how do school shooters know how to use guns? 1 month ago:
Kids know computers and just like guns it is a point and click interface
- Comment on Hosting a WebSite on a Disposable Vape 1 month ago:
I like to think that the website is only accessible when someone is hitting the vape.
- Comment on When real life generates the shitpost 1 month ago:
[Insert name here] says Michael Richards is ‘actually a little better’ than Jerry Seinfeld
- Comment on My favorite board game! 1 month ago:
Was Connect Fork too much of a stretch?
- Comment on OpenAI’s Sam Altman Expects To Spend ‘Trillions’ On Infrastructure 2 months ago:
No matter what denomination of bills or coins it could be I’d rather see sam shove all that money up his ass. It could take a week or a month or even possibly a year and I wouldn’t want to miss a minute of it.
- Comment on Avatar (the one with the blue aliens) is such a weird franchise 2 months ago:
I watched about 5 minutes of it in an electronics store before getting bored. If I’m not mistaken it is Dances with Wolves in space. There’s also a big blue guy who hangs dong.
- Comment on How does one become a clown? 3 months ago:
I had a good friend who was a clown. I drove a car small enough to call a clown car so I drove for a lot of gigs after we met. He would “clown up” and go to public events(concerts, festivals, karaoke, any excuse really) and be silly and most importantly have fun. He networked and had a few yearly gigs. Some paid but he was in it for the clowning and the cash was just a bonus. Don’t quit your day job and all.
As a person he was great company. Friends with everyone and woke up every day looking to have a good time. One yearly gig we did was a three hours away neighborhood wide garage sale. It was one of the few that paid. After a day of making balloon animals he stood in a chalk circle and I handed kids water balloons and kept the tip jar mostly empty. We made well over $100 each those days.
His backstory is a little more fucked up than the average clown I would guess. His primary networking was AA meetings and back in the 80s he was an alcoholic crackhead living in Detroit sleeping in dumpsters. The dude knew how to hustle. He told me the story of how his daughter had to come up with some cash and the chalk circle and water balloons show(?) outside bars solved her money issues overnight.
He had no formal training so don’t get hung up on some expensive day camp. If you have it in you you can be a clown. Getting a degree from a clown college is just a vanity project. A real clown, at least to me, hung out with Joe C watching wrestling and smoking weed while Kid Rock and the rest of the gang partied after shows. Be larger than life and you can be whatever you want to be.
- Comment on Tesla Will Now Let You Finance Your EV Repairs… With Interest Rates as High as 36% APR 3 months ago:
Throwing a brick through a tesla windshield sounds 36% more interesting now.
- Comment on Sable is free on Epic until tomorrow 3 months ago:
I have a problem with the character’s animation framerate. I want to like the game but can’t look past that.
- Comment on When you work for a company owned by a A..hole 3 months ago:
Take a picture? How are they going to smell or taste it? Either shit at work and don’t flush or shit on the floor at work if you want to flush.
- Comment on Me when I'm posting here 3 months ago:
- Comment on Taking screenshots of everything is no different than elders printing out emails. 3 months ago:
Sometimes I screenshot and crop a picture I want to save if there is no alternative to saving it as a .webp
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Fiber is solid so eat a whole box of Fiber One bars
- Comment on Mexican lawmakers vote to ban dolphin shows 3 months ago:
Nah they can’t buy enough LSD to do that again
- Comment on Ask the crickets 4 months ago:
I feel like parentheses don’t belong in explaining math if they aren’t used appropriately.
- Comment on Why do some people hate drinking water? 4 months ago:
I appreciate your advice and will do that as soon as new job insurance kicks in but I am a sweat machine doing a physical job in increasing heat. Its a birth defect I was born with that had pediatricians warning my parents it could be a sign of cystic fibrosis. I am in OK condition currently and far past the CF terminal years. Back in gradeschool I would have salt on my cheeks after recess from dried sweat.
If I step out of my fan zone at work I’ll be sweating in under half a minute and beads will roll off my face two minutes later. I’ve been wearing my winter coat at work in the heat to remain comfortable while in the fans. I am not always standing in my fans.
I also started back on nicotine vapes. Everybody at work smokes cigarettes and I’d rather have firsthand smoke as opposed to secondhand smoke. When in Rome and all. It sucks and isn’t the wisest life choice but that’s the breaks.
Thanks again for your concern. If I didn’t have a litany of ways to lose weight going on I’d be more worried. I’m not doing anything I don’t have to do to lose it. I was over 200lbs from being a couch potato for a year. Now I’m only a potato 2 days a week and I bought a new chair.
- Comment on Why do some people hate drinking water? 4 months ago:
I drink as much water as I can handle at work so I can go take a leak and have my phone out and not risk getting in trouble with the boss. I don’t eat breakfast or lunch. Since starting work 3 months ago I lost 30lbs. I’ll eat anything for dinner and I haven’t been trying to lose any weight.
I will add that moving to first shift after over a decade of second shift has been hard on my system and I’ve vomited in the mornings before work more often than not. It’s like clockwork. I have learned that I’ve got a window of about 4 hours after work during which I can eat. Sticking to that keeps morning nausea at bay thanks to an empty stomach in the morning.
Anyways water is great. The other guy at work brings cases of bottled water which I try to understand. The water quality here is quite good and a majority of my water at work comes out of the tap. I have no complains and I wouldn’t spend a dime more than I am now for what I get in addition to microplastics.
- Comment on Tunic is awesome and I wish more people talked about it 4 months ago:
I got stuck at either a boss or miniboss. Game’s a lot of fun and has good spirit but I didn’t have enough mana to fight a flying wizard. I don’t think that’s too much of a spoiler. This Zelda-like game has flying wizards and you can cast magic spells.
I either couldn’t backtrack or didnt trust my ability to return to that arena to advance the game. Whatever the case was after stalling out and putting it down I have found it difficult to get my head back in the game. At this point I’m waiting until I forget more of the game so I can start fresh again one day.
- Comment on *pat pat pat* 4 months ago:
At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.
- Comment on As The Outer Worlds 2 hits $80, director says "we don't set the prices for our games" and wishes "everybody could play" Obsidian's new RPG 4 months ago:
The only thing that stands out thinking about the game is the dialog choices you get when you play through the game with really low intelligence. I think it gets the best ending.
