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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨kali_fornication@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
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    • osanna@lemmy.vg ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’d go with autieness for me, personally. If I’d known i was autie at school, they may have been able to help me more than what I got as an adult. Holy shit, I feel so let down by society because i wasn’t dx’d as a kiddo.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The best one

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  • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s-A-Me!

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  • EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You need therapy.

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18. Turkish : Sorguluyamyacaklardanmiscasiniza protestolara katil.Translation : Participate in the protests as if you were one of those who could not be questioned

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  • Zikeji@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cherish them more.

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    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oof. Yeah.

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  • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    invest in bitcoin!!!

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  • JeffreyOrange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Stop lifting weights. Your childhood injury will flare up and ruin your life for a couple years.

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    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also you’ll forget how to count words

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s still fucked.

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    • sphericalcube@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your 18 year old self being really confused because you basically used 4 words so the message that arrives is just “It’s still…”. Just imagine what weird stuff your 18 year old self would do because it thinks it found the secret of your message.

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      • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A contraction is still one word, even if it’s the combination of both

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  • LilithElina@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t have children.

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are you a mom?

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      • LilithElina@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yes, but not a good one. Having children made my mental health so much worse, we would all be better off if I had chosen differently.

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  • T13URF@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Take the LSD now

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  • AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do not piss

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  • attero@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    won’t get better

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You fucking dumbass.

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  • three@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Take depression medication

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  • zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Buy bitcoin soon

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hold bitcoin decades

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It really depends on when at 18. On my 18th birthday: “mom’s headaches cancer”. A few months early wouldn’t necessarily save her, especially given the few years chemo bought her, but they might. If it’s after the cancer is caught I’d say “come out soon” and point to myself.

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t marry Sarah!

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  • EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Brush teeth more

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  • Nooodel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mom has leukemia would have been a good move

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  • MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “ALIEN INVASION SOON”

    I do a little self-trolling :)

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bitcoin exceeds 100000

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    • engagewithzorp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s 4 words

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      • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        bitcoin five zeroes

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  • bravesirrbn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    go to gym

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Rude.

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      • bravesirrbn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s only because it turns out I really enjoy going to gym and wish I’d learned that earlier

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Buy Apple Stock

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Notice your happy.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      welp. there it went.

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  • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t figure out how to prevent 9/11 in 3 words. So, I’ll just say “Programming Language: Haskell”.

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    • ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why?

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      • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I wish I learned the lessons from that language 12 years earlier than I did. I still prefer to write personal code in that family of languages, and it made me a better coder even in Java, JavaScript, Python, even C.

        Also, that year is actually the first year it was available and my first year in college; it might have focused me enough to actually go to grad school and start a PL research career. I don’t know if that would be better, but it would be different.

        The people calling out BTC is also a pretty good idea, but I made a little money on BTC, and I’m not sure too much more money would be a positive change in my life. It could be, but I think it might have made me more covetous and more isolated.

        But, I often choose to program instead of playing video games these days, so it’s clearly something I enjoy, even if I don’t currently monetize it.

        Thanks for asking.

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  • bold_omi@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Point at him and say: “Gay. Invest Zoom.” He’ll figure it out.

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  • Generica@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Stop touching yourself

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    • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why?!

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She’s not it.

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  • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re a girl

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