It’s-A-Me!
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Submitted 2 weeks ago by kali_fornication@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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BenLeMan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You need therapy.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18. Turkish : Sorguluyamyacaklardanmiscasiniza protestolara katil.Translation : Participate in the protests as if you were one of those who could not be questioned
Zikeji@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Cherish them more.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Oof. Yeah.
damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
invest in bitcoin!!!
JeffreyOrange@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Stop lifting weights. Your childhood injury will flare up and ruin your life for a couple years.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Also you’ll forget how to count words
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It’s still fucked.
sphericalcube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Your 18 year old self being really confused because you basically used 4 words so the message that arrives is just “It’s still…”. Just imagine what weird stuff your 18 year old self would do because it thinks it found the secret of your message.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A contraction is still one word, even if it’s the combination of both
LilithElina@literature.cafe 2 weeks ago
Don’t have children.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are you a mom?
LilithElina@literature.cafe 2 weeks ago
Yes, but not a good one. Having children made my mental health so much worse, we would all be better off if I had chosen differently.
T13URF@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Take the LSD now
AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Do not piss
attero@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
won’t get better
ikidd@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You fucking dumbass.
three@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Take depression medication
zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Buy bitcoin soon
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Hold bitcoin decades
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It really depends on when at 18. On my 18th birthday: “mom’s headaches cancer”. A few months early wouldn’t necessarily save her, especially given the few years chemo bought her, but they might. If it’s after the cancer is caught I’d say “come out soon” and point to myself.
mech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Don’t marry Sarah!
EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Brush teeth more
Nooodel@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mom has leukemia would have been a good move
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“ALIEN INVASION SOON”
I do a little self-trolling :)
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Bitcoin exceeds 100000
engagewithzorp@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s 4 words
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
bitcoin five zeroes
bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
go to gym
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Rude.
bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s only because it turns out I really enjoy going to gym and wish I’d learned that earlier
GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Buy Apple Stock
Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Notice your happy.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
welp. there it went.
bss03@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
I can’t figure out how to prevent 9/11 in 3 words. So, I’ll just say “Programming Language: Haskell”.
ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Why?
bss03@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
I wish I learned the lessons from that language 12 years earlier than I did. I still prefer to write personal code in that family of languages, and it made me a better coder even in Java, JavaScript, Python, even C.
Also, that year is actually the first year it was available and my first year in college; it might have focused me enough to actually go to grad school and start a PL research career. I don’t know if that would be better, but it would be different.
The people calling out BTC is also a pretty good idea, but I made a little money on BTC, and I’m not sure too much more money would be a positive change in my life. It could be, but I think it might have made me more covetous and more isolated.
But, I often choose to program instead of playing video games these days, so it’s clearly something I enjoy, even if I don’t currently monetize it.
Thanks for asking.
bold_omi@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Point at him and say: “Gay. Invest Zoom.” He’ll figure it out.
Generica@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Stop touching yourself
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Why?!
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
She’s not it.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
You’re a girl
piranhaconda@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
osanna@lemmy.vg 2 weeks ago
I’d go with autieness for me, personally. If I’d known i was autie at school, they may have been able to help me more than what I got as an adult. Holy shit, I feel so let down by society because i wasn’t dx’d as a kiddo.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
The best one