An oopsie occured

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this a late stage capitalism?

  👨 🫴🦋

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• LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  0.3 away

  Away what? Apples? Eggs?

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    .3 of a delivery, duh.

    As in, they were .7 away when they crashed.

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Most well universally known measurement system is likely light years, so probably that

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    • mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      The SI base unit for length is the meter, so they crashed 30cm (12 inches) away from you.

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  • UltraBlack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    0.3 away from yous

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  • Babalugats@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Seeing as everything else in the notification seems to be about money, I’m guessing 0.3 dollars.

    Surprised they didn’t suggest getting another delivery driver for half price to bring it the rest of the way.

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    • ultrahamster64@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can send flowers to the hospital room tho

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Denny’s
    Texas Ave

    Miles.

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    • human@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yep. Looks like College Station, Texas.

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• Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is fake?

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  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The real nightmare is you can’t even tell anymore.

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    • Avicenna@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      my exact feelings, I am more horrified at the fact that I am still not sure if this is fake or not (without actual fact checking ofcourse)

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    It may be the one dude that does nothing but come up with dystopian UIs

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  • night_petal@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This particular image may be, but this is a real thing that happens of the dasher is in a wreck while completing your order.

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• AlphaOmega@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At least there’s still a chance for profit, just got to sell some flowers

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Your flower delivery driver crashed 0.3 away from your food delivery driver. He can still crawl through the fog of pain to the flowers but they might be fucked up beyond all recognition.

    Send chocolates to your flower delivery driver’s hopsital room!

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• TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Clean up any bloodstains with cold water.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  “Would you like to call an UberAmbulance?”

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• plm00@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This looks like a Soren mockup.

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• Keeponstalin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Did you tip?

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  • ultrahamster64@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah I’m against the tipping culture

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    • Keeponstalin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Me too but unfortunately I live in America

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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah - put the whole thing in, not just the tip.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I can’t feel a difference…?

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