Is this a late stage capitalism?
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An oopsie occured
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ultrahamster64@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Rooster326@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
No lats stage would have you, the person whom ordered the food, responsible for the gig workers hospital stay - as you are their employer.
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Click here to begin crowdfunding your dasher’s ER visit.
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
it would probably be more along the lines of you having to pay potentially lost profits directly to the company, while the driver has to pay his own bills… and the driver has to pay for potentially lost profits too
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Always has been
No seriously, the term “late stage capitalism” is so old, it has existed longer than capitalism exited before its coinage. So if this really is the last stage, this last stage is already longer than the stages before were.
QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Last stage, so far.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I need to make sure you know this is a joke photo composed with digital tooling. You do know that, right?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Only the "send flowers’ is the joke part.
Magnum@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
No, looks like a man releasing a butterfly to me.
Gladaed@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
This is fake?
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The real nightmare is you can’t even tell anymore.
Avicenna@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
my exact feelings, I am more horrified at the fact that I am still not sure if this is fake or not (without actual fact checking ofcourse)
randomblock1@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It had me until the flower button. Doordash would never
criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It may be the one dude that does nothing but come up with dystopian UIs
night_petal@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
This particular image may be, but this is a real thing that happens of the dasher is in a wreck while completing your order.
matlag@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It was. But now, if the idea makes it to the right executive…
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Yup
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Double oopsie! Your driver delivering flowers to your other driver was in an accident! Would you like to deliver flowers to the driver who was delivering flowers?
bampop@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Would you like to leave any feedback to your driver? If you purchase a funeral wreath we can print your comments on a card and attach it
matlag@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
“Your dasher crashed, but based on his tracking, he’s still crawling towards you. This could induce some delay. If you go meet him on the way, you can get a rebate on your tipping fees!”
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
“Would you like to call an UberAmbulance?”
brap@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ahem, an Ubulance.
eah@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Oopsie woopsie. It wooks wike your uwu dwiwu was in a wiwwy bad caw cwash. Would you wike to caw and abuwance?
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Too expensive, I think I’ll go with a Waymo Autonombulance. The Dasher can do self-CPR
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It’s a trap. Like in the famous documentary, ‘The Santa Clause’, if you examine the crash site the drivers body will disappear and YOU will become the Door Dasher, and be required to fulfill all of their commitments.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
“sEnD fLoWeRs tO yOuR dAsHeR’s hOsPiTaL rOoM” 💀
doenerpate@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
this isn’t real right? lol
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Nope
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Yes its real, its a leaked screenshot from 2027 #ComingSoon
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Sir you can’t be on this side of the police tape. Unless you related to the deceased?
No, but I’m just going to snag my food right quick and I’ll be out of your way.
robocall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“your Dasher has died in a collision but here’s a pin drop in the chance you can collect your order from the wreckage”
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
0.3 what away from me? Miles? Kilometers? Meters? Units matter - I’m not driving to the other side of town just to pick up a bloody pizza.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
bloody pizza
It said it might be damaged. We don’t know how bad the accident was and how much blood was involved
TeddE@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you can’t be bothered to step out of your comfort zone and travel .3 AU to pick up your food, I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe you want the crippled driver to spoon feed it to you.
(/s, obviously)
Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Obviously nautical miles
drcec@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Parsecs, obviously.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
According to Star Wars, Parsec is a measure of time not distance
AstroLightz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
0.3 Hamburgers of course!
genuineparts@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
It’s not blood… it’s uhm… Marinara Sauce! And that’s not an eyeball that’s just… a lychee from… another order.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
0.3 volleyballs away
AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
At least there’s still a chance for profit, just got to sell some flowers
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Your flower delivery driver crashed 0.3 away from your food delivery driver. He can still crawl through the fog of pain to the flowers but they might be fucked up beyond all recognition.
Send chocolates to your flower delivery driver’s hopsital room!
Alberat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
the dasher delivering your flowers to the previous dasher’s hospital room, has gotten into and accident
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
“Oh my god is he ok?”
“Yes your food is 50% ok!”
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I hate capitalism.
Taldan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I actually had this happen once. Dasher got in an accident
The app just showed his car going in circles around the point he crashed
bampop@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Probably hit a fairground carousel
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
I wonder what % of people seeing this think it’s real? People really gotta keep an eye on the community and understand what shitposting means
Ontimp@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Honestly, online service platforms have come up with so many odd and manipulated behavioural patterns they shove down their customers’ throat as long as it makes them money…
If an A/B test actually showed that offering to pick up your food from a traffic accident site led to better customer satisfaction outcomes than just cancelling the order I seem them doing this 100%
Snapz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Needs instructions for in person pickup.
“Your dasher wears a medical bracelet identifying his next of kin. To expedite access to the crime scene to retrieve your order (1x bagel bites, 4x lubricant and 1x grain alcohol) dash++ members can unlock this name to then pose as a direct relation when authorities ask.”
TomMasz@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Clean up any bloodstains with cold water.
plm00@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
This looks like a Soren mockup.
Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Did you tip?
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
The application let’s you send flowers to your “dasher’s” hospital room
Taking about dystopian.
We don’t care about that motherfucker that damn near killed himself and inconvenienced us, but hey, that’s why we do the gig thing so we don’t have to insure them! But hey, YOU totally should send him flowers!
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
If I wanted to go outside in the freezing cold I wouldn’t have ordered out, jackdash.
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m not going outside in this weather. Especially if I have to put pants on. They should just send a second driver to pull my Arby’s out of the burning wreckage and finish the delivery without me having to tell them.
TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Grim
robocall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
nO tIp No TrIp 😂
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Away what? Apples? Eggs?
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
.3 of a delivery, duh.
As in, they were .7 away when they crashed.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Image
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Most well universally known measurement system is likely light years, so probably that
mech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
The SI base unit for length is the meter, so they crashed 30cm (12 inches) away from you.
Babalugats@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Seeing as everything else in the notification seems to be about money, I’m guessing 0.3 dollars.
Surprised they didn’t suggest getting another delivery driver for half price to bring it the rest of the way.
ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You can send flowers to the hospital room tho
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Miles.
human@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Yep. Looks like College Station, Texas.
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I accidentally 0.3 away. Is this dangerous?
UltraBlack@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
0.3 away from yous
adj16@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
0.3 “inspect element”s away from you
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Liters