Mouselemming
@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on channeling your sexual aggression 2 days ago:
She’s like, “not bad, a little to the right and faster”
- Comment on 3 days ago:
Between this and the way you’re keeping HorseMemes alive, I’m beginning to suspect you’re actually a horse, OP
- Comment on And that's final 4 days ago:
Plastic fangth
- Comment on dating 4 days ago:
I was raised going to UCC churches, it was standard practice at all of them. Many also used King’s Hawaiian Bread for Communion.
And they’re one of the LGBTQ-friendliest denominations, although because they’re non-hierarchical the individual churches vary. You can see if there’s one near you.
- Comment on dating 5 days ago:
It’s sad things like this that make me think, it’s too bad church is all fucked up with religion. Because “Entire families, plus any single individuals, get washed and dressed up, then join under the stained-glass windows to sit and stand and sing and go through the motions, while all the eligible sweeties pretend they’re not checking out all the other eligible sweeties, and have a whole hour to think of something to say to them over the coffee and cookies afterwards. Repeat weekly” is pretty much how a lot of people found partners for generations. Especially those whose families couldn’t afford ballrooms and country clubs.
- Comment on You shall not cut! 5 days ago:
Have you considered the possibility Dad ASKED each person how many peps they wanted before he started cutting? Or he gives the kids peps according to their ages?
- Comment on What a great idea 5 days ago:
It’s less random people and more likely people who live in the same building or whose kids are on the same team/at the same school etc. I don’t want to be expected to converse, and I don’t like when others do it.
- Comment on What a great idea 6 days ago:
Could we ban conversation between cart-holders? Two people shopping together, same cart same list, is fine. But anything beyond “Hi, nice to see you” between two carts clogs the aisles
- Comment on It's so heartwarming to see some parents refuse to give up on their children even when they are severely disabled, meanwhile some parents wanna disinherit their children for neurodivergence... 6 days ago:
Hold onto the anger, it will keep you alive. Find a professional to help you learn how to navigate the normie world, because your parents clearly won’t. Find your success in your own terms.
- Comment on And the cold in particular. 6 days ago:
Points for penmanship
- Comment on Butter 1 week ago:
I think it’s more like 4-5 pancakes. Pancakes spread on each bottom as you cook/flip them, so there’s a narrower “waist” that can make one seem like two in a stack. It’s still a reasonable amount of butter, and I’d use more because I’m not fond of syrup.
- Comment on France delays G7 to avoid clash with White House cage fighting on Trump’s birthday 1 week ago:
Maybe the Undertaker will hit him with a chair
- Comment on Why do we have shampoo, conditioner, and body wash soaps? 1 week ago:
Scalp is skin so any wash that’s safe for one is okay for the other. Hair is a different beast entirely. The ends of long hair are much older than the cells on your skin, and they need moisture plus detangling. However if you have very short hair the damage done by using a cheap 3 in 1 product will be cut off before it becomes noticeable.
- Comment on France delays G7 to avoid clash with White House cage fighting on Trump’s birthday 1 week ago:
Here’s hoping the other 6 will get together and collude to castrate our disgusting felon in cheap.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Condoms are cool, all the ladies love a man who uses condoms.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
It sounds like fun but having gone through it for a couple of years, it’s not. There’s times of abstinence and times when it’s all about impregnation, not spontaneity or fun. She’s constantly watching her cycle, and every period is extra depressing. And that’s not counting any infertility treatments like hormones fucking with emotions. Our now-adult offspring are amazing and I’m glad we did it, but it wasn’t just “fuck a lot.”
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Look into freezing sperm now while you’re young and it’s squirmy and spermy and healthy. Then you can get the snip (or the no-snip method) and when you do want kids you won’t be ruining your sex life with scheduled sessions. She can get inseminated when the ultrasound shows an ovum is waiting and it’ll have a better chance of conception. Go in with her if you can and she’s comfortable with that. Just as you will for the birth.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
The woman should be ABLE and ALLOWED to protect herself against pregnancy, yes, but the responsibility isn’t all hers. Every unwanted pregnancy starts with sperm. Her ovum was just sitting there, innocently drifting down the fallopian tube, staying inside her body.
Any man who doesn’t accept his full responsibility for preventing pregnancy, or for the consequences of a pregnancy occurring, is a shit.
Female-centered methods that are invasive like IUDs or rely on hormones like the Pill have common side effects like intense pain, personality changes, increased stroke and heart attack risk. The only reason women tolerate them is because the consequences of pregnancy are higher for them. The side effects of vasectomy are temporary pain and bruising, and sperm granuloma. Sperm quality diminishes quite slowly and sperm can be frozen beforehand, so it’s still possible to father a wanted child.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
You could get a vasectomy…
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 1 week ago:
Oh I love that idea!
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 1 week ago:
It’s usually dulce de leche (caramel) but sometimes coconut milk. There’s a bakery in my area that does Cinco de Leche as a special for Cinco de Mayo. They also do a Mango tres leches. Yes, I’m going to go check them out this weekend…
- Comment on Is this even a question? 1 week ago:
Fiege, Waldron, are you listening? You need this scene.
Although to be fair the Waffle House staff would more likely be on the same side as the Avengers. Save their asses with a chair to Thanos’ head or something.
- Comment on big-tiddy goth birbs beware 2 weeks ago:
What about poverty-stricken big tiddy goth birbs? According to the tiny words, they’re safe.
- Comment on Avocado toast time 3 weeks ago:
Two is enough avocados to share, if someone brought tortilla chips and someone brought salsa
- Comment on Happy late Christmas 3 weeks ago:
Whose mom, red sweater kid’s? Oh, so it’s his own imaginary friend that he doesn’t get along with. And she’s crying because… her child is insane? Or because he’s mean… Okay.
- Comment on Happy late Christmas 3 weeks ago:
Did he just banish the green-shirted kid’s blue-shirted imaginary friend?
- Comment on Vince Zampella, video game developer behind 'Call of Duty' franchise, killed in mountain road crash 4 weeks ago:
First, I’m sorry for all the people who will miss him, which includes a lot of lemmings. And I’m sorry for both him and his passenger, it’s a painful way to go.
But Angeles Crest Highway is notorious for Ferraris and Lamborghinis speeding crazily while fans film them, zooming past people who are just trying to get safely up and down the mountain.
In real life, dead is dead.
At least they didn’t hit another car. And the car didn’t fall down into a ravine, potentially sparking a wildfire and/or putting rescuers at risk retrieving the bodies.
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 4 weeks ago:
I’ve sauteed it to softness before, along with onions and celery, so I think it will be fine.
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 4 weeks ago:
Yes, different chemicals
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 4 weeks ago:
Ah, I can see this! Gonna try it.