Mouselemming
@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on If restaurants just microwave their food can I just get the frozen version and cut out the middle man? 12 hours ago:
Not them, but mashed potatoes! You’ll need to add more milk than if you boiled the potatoes, but that’s good calcium you’re getting. Could also be an ingredient for gnocchi. It would freeze fine, because you’re gonna smoosh it around after thawing anyway.
- Comment on How do you pronounce "centaur" and why? 2 days ago:
I’ve never heard it that way but I get it. A combination of (the relevant bits of) suture and jaguar. Only problem is, it’s not spelled centuar, it’s spelled centaur.
However, until one shows up to personally correct your spelling and pronunciation, I think you’re free to call imaginary creatures whatever you call them.
- Comment on happens every single time 5 days ago:
Just checking for infection of the perineum, doc!
- Comment on Heroic dog 5 days ago:
You’ve heard of putting a steak on a black eye, haven’t you?
Yeah, that’s what they tried first for his gruesome injury.
He ate the steak.
The ham will remain until he’s hungry again.
Please donate to help cover the cost of his continuing medical care.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Hitler Youth
- Comment on Child support 1 week ago:
Mother of the year
- Comment on Definitely wasn't late to work making this 1 week ago:
Oh neato! I thought that one was for when you had black paper. I do remember using plain wax crayons on easter eggs though.
- Comment on Hey, do americans just want to take a break from normal politics for a bit and focus all our efforts solely on the wild boar problem? 1 week ago:
Lulz, I think I just found a collective noun for Republicans
- Comment on Hey, do americans just want to take a break from normal politics for a bit and focus all our efforts solely on the wild boar problem? 1 week ago:
That’s probably why wolves prefer to live in packs. Just to be more evenly matched.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 1 week ago:
It’s adorable! 🐑❤️
- Comment on Why aren't there mass protests in the USA? 1 week ago:
That’s a big “assuming.” It wouldn’t be treated like Jan 6, those were his friends.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Yeah I was thinking, what’s in those big green silos? Probably a good option.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
At least a wind block on the edges
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Looks like someone was farming it before, OP should contact them first since they will know about the potential and problems. Maybe make a percentage-of-profits deal rather than a lease. The timing is good for a crop, if they move quickly.
- Comment on I'm missing an entire hour of my life. AMA. 3 weeks ago:
Just like the present incumbent to grift an hour from each of us. He’s probably pocketed them all to give himself 340 million hours!
- Comment on Whose bright idea was it to give the morning people enough power to set the "business hours" anyways‽ 3 weeks ago:
And then of course after checking the alarm you find yourself back on Lemmy…
- Comment on Fucking leeches 3 weeks ago:
Nobody likes a cheater.
- Comment on Somebody stabbed this repeatedly 4 weeks ago:
Congratulations!
- Comment on YSK: Gas stoves cause cancer 4 weeks ago:
If it’s flat enough to connect. My pan has a raised 16 inch outer ring, well outside the induction area, and about a 2 inch diameter circle in the middle that touches the glass.
- Comment on Victory after all 4 weeks ago:
Cool, but for a different kind of victory, go for the slow deliberate blink. And hold it closed for a second before opening. To a cat this says, “I’m so not scared of you I can close my eyes.” Which translates to “I like you and we can trust each other, in this moment at least.” Try it a couple times, see if you can get them to blink back.
- Comment on YSK: Gas stoves cause cancer 4 weeks ago:
Regular old coil electric stoves will be fine with, for instance, your old rough-bottomed cast iron pan. And despite no flame, the coils glow red hot like a horseshoe at a blacksmith’s, to hit that emotional spot.
Note: If you have spilled, especially grease, be sure to lift the whole stovetop to clean underneath, nobody taught me that at first.
- Comment on check it before you wreck it 5 weeks ago:
A quick Google shows it’s not only not just a turn of phrase but it’s an apt pop (RHOA) reference to men refusing women their appropriate agency. Her title is facetious, but here’s a real one:
- Comment on check it before you wreck it 5 weeks ago:
This is true. As an old non-techie woman on Lemmy, I miss a lot of them.
However, “Who gon check me, boo?” was comprehensible (and funny) to me even though I have no reference for it. Combined with the rest of the title, especially adding the profile images, her point is abundantly clear. I don’t need to know where it came from to chuckle at it.
- Comment on ‘It’s blackmail’: Ukrainians react to Trump demand for $500bn share of minerals 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, 100% on-brand for the Grifter-in-Cheat
- Comment on How do I stop laughing at stupid shit all the time 1 month ago:
“Sometimes I just think funny things.”
If they insist,
But what were you thinking that’s so funny?
“No,that is it. It’s a quote from Arthur, (do a drunk voice this time) sometimes I just think funny things.”
It’s not that funny but it’s clean and reusable.
- Comment on What job do you need this hard hat for? 1 month ago:
I agree, but I fear that would require a comically large exterior. Ten gallons, as it were.
- Comment on What job do you need this hard hat for? 1 month ago:
Is it because the strength of the arch is diminished by the crease? Or because it could channel a falling sharp object into rather than away from one’s skull?
- Comment on YSK in the U.S., you can buy produce directly from black farmers and they will ship it to you. It can cost less than your supermarket and will piss off people in power. 1 month ago:
Or they might welcome assistance from someone who knows how to do it, since their expertise is in farming and they don’t have a lot of money for web design. Such assistance could possibly qualify as a tax-deductible donation.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Ain’t driving 400 miles to Sacramento when there’s a perfectly good Federal Building within a mile. Also it’s not the State of California I’m mad at.
- Comment on US egg prices expected to climb further as farmers strained by bird flu outbreak 1 month ago:
That’s right! Get rid of those brown female hens and stock those coops with white male hens!
“Because I have common sense.”
Makes as much sense as dumping water out of dama that won’t get within a hundred miles of the fires that the recent rains put out.