Mouselemming

@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sow sow sow⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s terrible for you and the squirrels but some apex predator’s babies are getting really well nourished. Or it’s also possible many squirrels noped out of the area after a few were devoured.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too tired for a witty title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you Maxxus, it’s been a long night and you just made facing the day worthwhile

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too tired for a witty title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look how EFFICIENT you are!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too tired for a witty title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Usually when I do that it’s more like who’s the klutz.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too tired for a witty title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a coffee preferer myself, I think if you have tea you’d be allowed a compensatory biscuit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too tired for a witty title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It did say “probably”! I think that’s your loophole. Just pick a “Vic #1” type target.

  (As in whodunnits where everyone has a motive to kill THAT guy)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trading seats with Silent Bob.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could my daughter, who is a lawyer, defend my son’s girlfriend, who killed my cousin’s family in a DUI accident?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why “daughter” and “child” then? Not daughters, age 16 and 2, or daughter and son? If it were the reverse I’d assume the teen was nonbinary but it’s unusual in a toddler

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could my daughter, who is a lawyer, defend my son’s girlfriend, who killed my cousin’s family in a DUI accident?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your cousin’s daughter was made pregnant and gave birth at 14, then she and her toddler were killed by a drunk driver? I sincerely hope this story really is hypothetical. Otherwise my deepest sympathy to her, and condolences to anyone who loved those poor children.

  Oh, and your daughter should refer the case because whether or not it’s legal, she could be forced into a position that destroys her relationships in the family.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Destroying the habitat for endangered desert species

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is time to dispel all of the disinformation surrounding the life & death of Charlie Kirk.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you meant “reserved” but I got an interesting mental image from “assassination is reversed”!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They gonna cat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Might as well put it back down on the table where it will be stable and Fluffy can curl up comfortably. It’s got a lid after all. Or better yet, put it on the floor. For cats, low is boring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy 3.14 Day⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay I vote we get ein stein of beer with our pie!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t going to cure tides, you know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They didn’t post their vagene.

  Feel free to wear a seethrough shirt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glorious cracked out wall kitten returns with more wisdom for the masses.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I back into my spot when I get home as a gift to Future Me. She’s always in a hurry.

  Also, as a short person driving a raised/lowered minivan (floor is lowered so the whole is raised until it kneels as the ramp comes down) with a rear camera, it’s easier to back in exactly all the way than to see down over the hood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smoke⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what? I think I’ll go tell him exactly that! Use the stupid for good. Not only because kids should have to use their own initiative to get addicted to drugs, but it’s also too much plastic and sugar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I assemble a metal building by myself?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boy is this exactly the sort of “go down to that parking lot and hire a couple of ‘Mexicans’ (whatever country they really come from)” scenario that Trump is ruining in the US.

  Should you live somewhere else, there’s probably unskilled day workers who would hold the other end for a pittance and a lunch, and skilled day workers who would be more expensive but would have the whole thing done by lunchtime if you’d just get out of the way, dinnertime if you help.

  I say crack that box, and/or look online to find the instructions. If you know how to do what’s required, hire the cheap guy who will just do what you say. Still better than drunk friends who will argue with you. And he needs the money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Hole⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, that’s a very good point!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Hole⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Be very careful, boys (and others) have been killed by collapsing sand holes. No matter how fast their friends tried to dig them out. The sand is not just cutting off your air, and filling your mouth and nose if you try to inhale, it’s also a crushing weight on your lungs, much more than avalanche snow for instance. If you want to dig a hole deeper than your chest, do it in more-solid dirt, not sand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Fate of the Reptiles of the Leningrad Zoo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Star tortoise lifespan is 35 to 80 years, better care longer life, and the fact it handled the cold and deprivation so well suggests it was an adult to begin with. So it probably lived awhile longer and then died a natural death, and some nuance shifted in the translation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨women⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t read the linked article but from skimming the intro, it seems they found that unprovoked men are more likely to be violent but hell hath no fury like a provoked woman?

  I initially connected your previous sentence, so I incorrectly thought it was the victim statistics that evened out, and the disparity was because the male victims were provoking, i.e. asking for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pls respond⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fortunately they’re allatime swishing with salt water

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fat labrador topilogy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Given it also has a mouth-to-anus tube, is there a name for a double torus? Genus-2 torus I guess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You trying to give me a heart attack? I have warrants for chrissakes!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All songs with sirens should start with an advisory, like in the lyrics by the lead singer, with the opening chords, so it plays every time.

  “Yo, motherfuckers, we got sirens comin’ up in this bitch, so crack a window in case the popo sneak up on your ass during the chorus.”

  (Hello fellow kids do we still say popo?)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you arrange your bromo bricks to form circles or just go wackadoodle?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The people who believe "progressiveness is just a fad that one grows out of" are the same people that grew up getting brainwashed into regressive politics. The belief is only true for them.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As an oldster who becomes more progressive (and shorter) every year I have to disagree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3212: Little Red Dots⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  RELEASE THE CATEN!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Arizona is not on the West Coast

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5,000-year-old bureaucracy: Over 7,000 prehistoric seal impressions uncovered in western Iran⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, I guess those pinnipeds were large and in charge

  (If this is a no jokes place give me a bunch of down votes and I’ll delete it. But that is how my lazy brain read “seal impressions,” like fossilized tracks or toothmarks or bones)