Mouselemming
@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 22 hours ago:
That’s protective padding!
- Comment on *squints* 1 day ago:
It’s like they’ve never set foot on the floor. The only heels I’ve ever seen with such thin skin are on a person who’s been quadriplegic since birth, and even his feet are more flat on the bottom, more foot-shaped.
- Comment on What kind of locomotion is that? What is the evolutionary advantage? 2 days ago:
Close, but not sideways, no cheek-skritch action
- Comment on What kind of locomotion is that? What is the evolutionary advantage? 2 days ago:
Your premise is mistaken. The cat is rubbing its scent glands/scratching its cheeks on the stairs edges, to satisfy an itch and mark its property simultaneously. Sliding down the stairs is merely a benign side effect.
- Comment on PRAISE HIM 3 days ago:
He raises my voice, high unto the Heavens!
- Comment on 4 days ago:
I’m living food storage to myself.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
Oh the abductors ’ connected to the Thigh bone,
The adductors’ connected to the Knee bone,
And they’re both connected to the Pelvis bone
I have no idea what I’m doing!
Doot-doot-doot doing!
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
No, that’s ICE!
- Comment on Is anyone NOT steaming their Music? 1 week ago:
I get my music from KCRW.
I do donate, but it’s not necessary if you can’t afford to.
- Comment on They're coming. 1 week ago:
I’m trying to figure out how they’re supposed to get to Los Angeles without crossing through San Diego. I guess hop a plane to LAX and go to Disneyland?
- Comment on Basket stinkhorn 1 week ago:
Well? Was it stinky?
- Comment on Being a dude sucks 1 week ago:
Buddy system says we both go, except where someone has to keep the door from slamming shut and trapping us.
- Comment on What if we were *just a lil evil*? 1 week ago:
I’m going to go give my dumb thermostat a li’l pat on the head. It does everything I need all by itself.
- Comment on Is there a drink with taste of energy drink without caffeine? 1 week ago:
In my grocery store it’s called Sour Salt (there’s no salt in it) and it’s in the Jewish section near the jars of borscht.
But another way would be to squeeze a slice of lemon into it.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
One thing that won’t get shut down is ICE, which means some marginalized people will be afraid to get to and from food banks. So along with helping them stay stocked, you might see if there’s anyone organizing deliveries and join that.
- Comment on There Are More Robots Working in China Than the Rest of the World Combined 1 week ago:
There’s 773,880,000 humans working in China, in case you were curious (I was)
- Comment on Should you copy a person's accent when pronouncing their name? 1 week ago:
The name owner is the only authority that counts about how to pronounce their own name. Asking them is always the best place to start, even if it seems obvious. Especially if you say you often mangle names and appreciate being corrected whenever you get it wrong. That’s helpful when you haven’t interacted in awhile and forget, because you can just do your best guess, with a questioning tone, and they will correct you if it’s bad enough to bother them.
- Comment on Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic 2 weeks ago:
Exquisitely disgusting! Serve each slice between two pieces of store-brand white bread spread with Miracle Whip.
Oh, but it’s spelled Bundt.
- Comment on Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic 2 weeks ago:
That’s actually a misspelling of “Bundt” because it’s been molded in a Bundt cake pan.
- Comment on Stolen from WallStreetBets 2 weeks ago:
Tylenol causes Diamond Hands?
- Comment on PUT THE TRAINS IN THE BAG 2 weeks ago:
You-know-who oughta be grateful he only had to stumble through pronouncing acetaminophen.
- Comment on PUT THE TRAINS IN THE BAG 2 weeks ago:
I assume the gray gaps are due to red states refusing to get on the Tylenol/Autism Train, but I can’t believe, if the Autist Party were in power, they wouldn’t insist on connecting ALL the dots.
- Comment on China bans negative online posts and ‘sensational conspiracy theories’ 2 weeks ago:
Donald in the corner with a sharpie scribbling notes.
And then drawing boobs on them, out of habit.
- Comment on BlackRock CEO Larry Fink said America could dodge a ‘retirement crisis’ by encouraging people to work longer 2 weeks ago:
Hey that’s gonna be another savings, let’s keep that up! Postponing COVID shots until you’re 75 should help with that!
- Comment on The internet doesnt really spark any joy. Sure the stuff can be funny but mostly just feels me with dread that for this cat meme I have to watch others suffer. 2 weeks ago:
You won’t be able to avoid being informed about the bad stuff, it’s in your face every day.
Keep the feeds open that give you hope we’ll survive it all, and the strength to do what you can. And the cute sweet stuff that gives you a joyful reason to go on.
You already know to avoid the fascist propaganda, and you can head on over to the factual sites or turn on NPR whenever you feel up to a dose of grim reality.
- Comment on The internet doesnt really spark any joy. Sure the stuff can be funny but mostly just feels me with dread that for this cat meme I have to watch others suffer. 2 weeks ago:
Maybe prune your feed a bit, block the communities you dread.
- Comment on Frankenbeans 2 weeks ago:
Maybe if it’s entailed to the inheritance.
- Comment on Frankenbeans 2 weeks ago:
An abusive parent is still a parent. Unfortunately. The Creature doesn’t have to keep the name, but should be the heir to whatever is left of the family fortune and fortress.
- Comment on Get ready to see ads on your… Samsung refrigerator 2 weeks ago:
Oh fuck no.
- Comment on Halloween is fast approaching. Remember to buy candy! 3 weeks ago:
LOL
I think they might have been from kitchen-cabinet moths, unless they were from eggs laid on the grapes as they grew.