Mouselemming
@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Avocado toast time 1 day ago:
Two is enough avocados to share, if someone brought tortilla chips and someone brought salsa
- Comment on Happy late Christmas 4 days ago:
Whose mom, red sweater kid’s? Oh, so it’s his own imaginary friend that he doesn’t get along with. And she’s crying because… her child is insane? Or because he’s mean… Okay.
- Comment on Happy late Christmas 4 days ago:
Did he just banish the green-shirted kid’s blue-shirted imaginary friend?
- Comment on Vince Zampella, video game developer behind 'Call of Duty' franchise, killed in mountain road crash 1 week ago:
First, I’m sorry for all the people who will miss him, which includes a lot of lemmings. And I’m sorry for both him and his passenger, it’s a painful way to go.
But Angeles Crest Highway is notorious for Ferraris and Lamborghinis speeding crazily while fans film them, zooming past people who are just trying to get safely up and down the mountain.
In real life, dead is dead.
At least they didn’t hit another car. And the car didn’t fall down into a ravine, potentially sparking a wildfire and/or putting rescuers at risk retrieving the bodies.
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 week ago:
I’ve sauteed it to softness before, along with onions and celery, so I think it will be fine.
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 week ago:
Yes, different chemicals
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 week ago:
Ah, I can see this! Gonna try it.
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 week ago:
Sauteed sliced fennel would have a similar bite and sweetness, but with that added licorice aroma and without the onioniness. In a pasta sauce where dried fennel seed would be normal anyway, it seems pretty genius to me. I’m going to pick some up and try it next time I get to the grocery store.
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 week ago:
I don’t mind the flavor but I hate that I’m an onion/garlic sweater. For days after eating garlic or most onions, I stink so badly no perfume or deodorant or antiperspirant can control it. As a girl growing up, it was a real problem, and once I was old enough to do my own cooking I started leaving them out, or using sweet onions when they were too important to exclude.
- Comment on Quentin Tarantino probably got into movie making after misunderstanding what film footage meant. 1 week ago:
Corn and beans have been around for centuries…
- Comment on The REAL news 1 week ago:
A stale bagel is like granite. When a NYC builder wants to skimp on construction costs, they lay the foundation on a mixture of cement, used coffee cups and stale bagels.
- Comment on [Redacted] 1 week ago:
Redact them with corn
- Comment on Attitudes 1 week ago:
Remote is great but you might want to polish up your resume while the company is still semi-solvent, since it’s easier to find a new job while you’re still employed.
- Comment on Attitudes 1 week ago:
So wait, you’re one of those people who helped humanity survive?
Thanks a lot.
(That’s both sincere and sarcastic)
- Comment on Attitudes 1 week ago:
Management Team is here for the petty power boost
- Comment on Bed head 2 weeks ago:
I would think in most bedrooms they could just walk in (they’re already on tiptoe) and lick. They’re tall enough, I mean.
- Comment on It Only Takes A Handful Of Samples To Poison Any Size LLM, Anthropic Finds 2 weeks ago:
Gloppy raising haircut.
- Comment on It Only Takes A Handful Of Samples To Poison Any Size LLM, Anthropic Finds 2 weeks ago:
Steve Martin them, talk wrong.
- Comment on Don't leave home without it 2 weeks ago:
I prefer PWWEEK!
Phone, Wallet, Whistle, Egg, Egg, Keys
Remember, it’s three short blasts on repeat for ICE, or if you fall down the well again.
- Comment on cluckthulu? 2 weeks ago:
It’s raw, ready for the oven. I bet they didn’t post After pics because they burnt the tentacles.
- Comment on There's ads on an apple 2 weeks ago:
In my head the connection is “Abbot Elementary… teachers… maybe I should get an extra apple for my kid to give the teacher.” Honestly, back when I was a teacher, I did love a nice apple for a snack. Not so much the apple-themed tchotchkes.
- Comment on There's ads on an apple 2 weeks ago:
Great, now we got ads for picture frames in the Lemmy comments
- Comment on I’m tired of cornposting 2 weeks ago:
No he’s over at Wendy’s
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- Comment on Transliterated country names into Chinese Language use pre-existing characters that already has its own meaning, therefore native Chinese speakers have a subconcious impression based on country names. 2 weeks ago:
Nether means low in English and Nederlands is mostly below sea level, but I wonder why it’s plural?
- Comment on Happy Holidays!🎁🛍️ 3 weeks ago:
Sure, looters aren’t asking me to lie about how it looks on them, nor scan and check them out and print a gift receipt, and I don’t have to wrest off the shoplifting clamp-tag, they’ll take care of it at home. Other shoppers see a crowd and think we’re incredibly popular so they come in and buy whatever is left. … Profit!
- Comment on Just browsing Lemmy and then this sequence... 4 weeks ago:
Well yes you are 💯 correct.
Tbh, I was attempting low humor bc he’s being compared to the top which is more cockeyed but not as twisted as him. And then with the “Bubba” email, he’s not just on the bottom he is a bottom.
- Comment on Just browsing Lemmy and then this sequence... 4 weeks ago:
God what’s with the weird eye positions on the picture of the bottom
- Comment on I was diagnosed with early onset dementia and alzhimers. Is there safe guards I can put it up so I don't screw or kill anyone? Like who do I contact about being denied to own a gun? 4 weeks ago:
Gosh, I’m so sorry this is happening to you. Yes you should do what the others have said about getting someone trustworthy in charge of your legal affairs while you’re still able to sign them over.
Yeah, might be a good idea to get on the Don’t Sell list. Otherwise a person in your situation might give in to the urge to commit Dumpicide and either use their diagnosis as a defense or be shot by the Secret Service and spared the long decline.