Mouselemming
@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Covfefe 19 hours ago:
I scoop using the lid of the grinder. Level to the top of the grinding bowl: One.
Obviously ymmv, but next time, AFTER your first cup of coffee, look in your drawer and count the number of scoops you usually use into whatever measuring cups it fits. That becomes your scoop. One.
- Comment on Durge 6 days ago:
Don’t be ridiculous, that’s a warm-blooded killer!
- Comment on Asshole Lab Rat 1 week ago:
Good idea, but she’s immortal already
- Comment on Asshole Lab Rat 1 week ago:
;•3
- Comment on Asshole Lab Rat 1 week ago:
Assuming reincarnation, who do you think he is?
- Comment on aerodynamics 1 week ago:
Wouldn’t a lobster technically be waterodynamic? Or eaudynamic?
- Comment on why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest? 2 weeks ago:
Oh c’mon, I just had the sudden urge to say “irregardless!” and decided not to resist it for once.
- Comment on why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest? 2 weeks ago:
Irregardless!
Don’t use nose tissues as toilet paper!
They’re made stronger for sneezes, not designed to “dissolve.”
They’ll gunk up your pipes !
- Comment on Internet and smartphones have increased people sitting in their cars for extended time, but people suspicious why someone is sitting in a car for an extended time has not decreased proportionally. 2 weeks ago:
Yes. The key is to turn off the motor, and get out before you start to worry about the battery.
- Comment on Clever, clever 2 weeks ago:
There might be a way to fix that. Determine whether the glass is invisible or mirrored (or becomes so, as the sun moves). If it’s males attacking “rivals,” letting light shine out might help. If it looks like you could fly through it, closing blinds might help. The neighbors might be willing to try, if they’re tired of being startled by thumping birds.
- Comment on Internet and smartphones have increased people sitting in their cars for extended time, but people suspicious why someone is sitting in a car for an extended time has not decreased proportionally. 2 weeks ago:
Not a ritual but I’ve occasionally arrived home in the middle of an NPR story or a piece of music 🎶 that I’ve let finish before going inside.
- Comment on I hate that that happens 2 weeks ago:
Pig
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And
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Whistle
- Comment on When life gives you things 2 weeks ago:
You know, they COULD mean the plastic lemon-shaped squeezable squirt-lid container, rather than a fresh lemon. Would explain “thing” since it’s not exactly a bottle
- Comment on Clever, clever 2 weeks ago:
That’s smart predator behavior! Culls the stupid and injured. Saves energy and reduces risk. Live long and prosper.
- Comment on Did fasfa change or something because trying to get student aid I get an FSA thing? 3 weeks ago:
I, on the other hand, am such a pedant I will point out that twats is plural, not possessive, so it doesn’t get an apostrophe.
- Comment on A TikTok alternative called Loops is coming for the fediverse | Users own their content, and Loops doesn’t sell or provide videos to third-party advertisers or train AI on them. It will be open source 3 weeks ago:
Headline should say coming TO the Fediverse.
“It’s coming for you!” has a more aggressive meaning.
- Comment on A TikTok alternative called Loops is coming for the fediverse | Users own their content, and Loops doesn’t sell or provide videos to third-party advertisers or train AI on them. It will be open source 3 weeks ago:
Headline should say coming TO the Fediverse.
“I’m coming for you!” has a very different meaning
- Comment on Did fasfa change or something because trying to get student aid I get an FSA thing? 3 weeks ago:
Thank Time I’m so old both i and my offspring are done with all that, but looks like it’s delayed again this year…
- Comment on Louisiana forces relocation of homeless camp before Taylor Swift's New Orleans shows 3 weeks ago:
I’m going to assume those italics indicate you know this isn’t the fault of the Swifties or Taylor, who gave the city an entire year’s notice of the concert. And has given large donations to food banks everywhere she’s toured.
- Comment on Disposable vapes to be banned in England and Wales from June 3 weeks ago:
But not disposable lighters?
- Comment on Have you ever had a shit that smelled like a hair salon? 3 weeks ago:
Perms and hair removal products both contain chemicals that smell like sulfur, often described as “like rotten eggs” (my experience with rotten eggs is miniscule so I can’t confirm). Cruciferous vegetables contain sulfur, as do eggs of course. Thinking back on what you ate, remember it could be more than 24 hours ago, or it could be gas from tonight getting ahead of the poop.
Some diseases can also make poop smell different so it’s worth trying to come up with a more accurate description before searching the Internet. Also take into account how you feel in general.
- Comment on We need to build an Yggsrasil 3 weeks ago:
We can’t even take care of that, how could we care for an Yggdrasil?
- Comment on We need to build an Yggsrasil 3 weeks ago:
We had the Amazon Rainforest…
- Comment on Large Boeing Satellite Suddenly Explodes Into Pieces 3 weeks ago:
Smithereens!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Agreed on most points but any political “swag pinned to your bag” would be illegal within 100 feet of a polling place
- Comment on Ouch my texicles 3 weeks ago:
Oh I could only see the cheese before, gotcha.
- Comment on Ouch my texicles 3 weeks ago:
I see texun, texurger, texato, and texickles, but where’s the texuce?
- Comment on Op, Op op op 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on My parents never did any extravagant trips like to Disney world or Sea world. Knowing what I know now I'm kinda grateful for that. 4 weeks ago:
Ah, but you’re forgetting, there’s a population of 200 TNR cats at Disneyland! Oh wait, I’m not sure if DisneyWorld has cats too. In California, cats have been there longer than Sleeping Beauty’s Castle.
- Comment on Why do residential skyscrapers always seem to include balconies that never get used? 4 weeks ago:
I don’t sit on my balcony despite the table and chairs I have out there, but I have lots of plants that soften the view and spark joy.