Mouselemming
@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on How do I stop laughing at stupid shit all the time 3 days ago:
“Sometimes I just think funny things.”
If they insist,
But what were you thinking that’s so funny?
“No,that is it. It’s a quote from Arthur, (do a drunk voice this time) sometimes I just think funny things.”
It’s not that funny but it’s clean and reusable.
- Comment on What job do you need this hard hat for? 1 week ago:
I agree, but I fear that would require a comically large exterior. Ten gallons, as it were.
- Comment on What job do you need this hard hat for? 1 week ago:
Is it because the strength of the arch is diminished by the crease? Or because it could channel a falling sharp object into rather than away from one’s skull?
- Comment on YSK in the U.S., you can buy produce directly from black farmers and they will ship it to you. It can cost less than your supermarket and will piss off people in power. 2 weeks ago:
Or they might welcome assistance from someone who knows how to do it, since their expertise is in farming and they don’t have a lot of money for web design. Such assistance could possibly qualify as a tax-deductible donation.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Ain’t driving 400 miles to Sacramento when there’s a perfectly good Federal Building within a mile. Also it’s not the State of California I’m mad at.
- Comment on US egg prices expected to climb further as farmers strained by bird flu outbreak 2 weeks ago:
That’s right! Get rid of those brown female hens and stock those coops with white male hens!
“Because I have common sense.”
Makes as much sense as dumping water out of dama that won’t get within a hundred miles of the fires that the recent rains put out.
- Comment on USA | Doctors say they’ve unfairly taken on job of preventing patients’ medical debt 3 weeks ago:
They’re upset that they’re being hamstrung by profitseeking algorithms and wage-slaves.
- Comment on China Wiretaps Americans in 'Worst Hack in Our Nation's History' 2 months ago:
I guess you’d have to hack 'em back
- Comment on China Wiretaps Americans in 'Worst Hack in Our Nation's History' 2 months ago:
Consider it backup.
- Comment on Dinosaurs Still Live 2 months ago:
Thank you! Now I have learned something even MORE interesting, and can still enjoy the cool Hoatzin!
- Comment on You know what, fuck you [un-Jags uar icon] 2 months ago:
You’d probably get fewer of the lazy tldr down votes if you put quotation marks around “gone woke” to distance yourself from it.
- Comment on Trump confirms plan to declare national emergency, use military for mass deportations 2 months ago:
passed*
“We passed that point”
“We’ve passed that point”
“We’ve gone past that point”
“We’re past that point”
The past tense verb of pass is passed. The adjective is past.
But it might be hard to fix without losing your link, so we’ll give you a pass.
- Comment on BIOMES 2 months ago:
Chaparral?
- Comment on Mastodon Says App Downloads Up 47% on iOS Amid Twitter Exodus 2 months ago:
Considering that every post about Mastodon has supporters who get the spelling wrong, it might be a little much to expect the general public to figure it out. BlueSky is pretty much the VHS to Mastodon’s Betamax.
- Comment on Covfefe 2 months ago:
I scoop using the lid of the grinder. Level to the top of the grinding bowl: One.
Obviously ymmv, but next time, AFTER your first cup of coffee, look in your drawer and count the number of scoops you usually use into whatever measuring cups it fits. That becomes your scoop. One.
- Comment on Durge 3 months ago:
Don’t be ridiculous, that’s a warm-blooded killer!
- Comment on Asshole Lab Rat 3 months ago:
Good idea, but she’s immortal already
- Comment on Asshole Lab Rat 3 months ago:
;•3
- Comment on Asshole Lab Rat 3 months ago:
Assuming reincarnation, who do you think he is?
- Comment on aerodynamics 3 months ago:
Wouldn’t a lobster technically be waterodynamic? Or eaudynamic?
- Comment on why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest? 3 months ago:
Oh c’mon, I just had the sudden urge to say “irregardless!” and decided not to resist it for once.
- Comment on why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest? 3 months ago:
Irregardless!
Don’t use nose tissues as toilet paper!
They’re made stronger for sneezes, not designed to “dissolve.”
They’ll gunk up your pipes !
- Comment on Internet and smartphones have increased people sitting in their cars for extended time, but people suspicious why someone is sitting in a car for an extended time has not decreased proportionally. 3 months ago:
Yes. The key is to turn off the motor, and get out before you start to worry about the battery.
- Comment on Clever, clever 3 months ago:
There might be a way to fix that. Determine whether the glass is invisible or mirrored (or becomes so, as the sun moves). If it’s males attacking “rivals,” letting light shine out might help. If it looks like you could fly through it, closing blinds might help. The neighbors might be willing to try, if they’re tired of being startled by thumping birds.
- Comment on Internet and smartphones have increased people sitting in their cars for extended time, but people suspicious why someone is sitting in a car for an extended time has not decreased proportionally. 3 months ago:
Not a ritual but I’ve occasionally arrived home in the middle of an NPR story or a piece of music 🎶 that I’ve let finish before going inside.
- Comment on I hate that that happens 3 months ago:
Pig
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And
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Whistle
- Comment on When life gives you things 3 months ago:
You know, they COULD mean the plastic lemon-shaped squeezable squirt-lid container, rather than a fresh lemon. Would explain “thing” since it’s not exactly a bottle
- Comment on Clever, clever 3 months ago:
That’s smart predator behavior! Culls the stupid and injured. Saves energy and reduces risk. Live long and prosper.
- Comment on Did fasfa change or something because trying to get student aid I get an FSA thing? 3 months ago:
I, on the other hand, am such a pedant I will point out that twats is plural, not possessive, so it doesn’t get an apostrophe.
- Comment on A TikTok alternative called Loops is coming for the fediverse | Users own their content, and Loops doesn’t sell or provide videos to third-party advertisers or train AI on them. It will be open source 3 months ago:
Headline should say coming TO the Fediverse.
“It’s coming for you!” has a more aggressive meaning.