MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Father sues Google, claiming Gemini chatbot drove son into fatal delusion 17 hours ago:
IDK, if I punched someone they would feel that.
- Comment on The list is realistically so much longer. 1 day ago:
Don’t forget about…
Agent Orange Camp Lejeune Vietnam Vets exposed to dirty medical equipment
Had neighbors and relatives that have been effected or died from all of these.
- Comment on wild 2 days ago:
Well two people get naked and rub their genitals together. Fluids spill out. Sometimes thick chunky ropes shoot into a baby making hole and it makes a baby. Sometimes fluids go in other holes or externally on body parts and you need a towel.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I love the subtleness of the dolphin mom looking at her child like “Don’t stare.”
- Comment on Small little shenanigans 1 week ago:
Front Towards Enemy
- Comment on Unlimited Power ⚡ 1 week ago:
- Comment on I can see the family resemblance now! 1 week ago:
Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You Hear?
No
- Comment on Roblox Hit With Multimillion-Dollar Suit By Los Angeles, for Creating Largely Unsupervised Online World That Enables Predatory Pedophiles and Give Them Powerful Tools to Prey on Kids 1 week ago:
I think this sums it up. Regardless of your opinion as a parent you have to trust and respect your children. This is multipled by how many “other kids” get to do a thing.
You can’t lock them away. Unfortunately this has become the current generations social platform and entertainment. If you don’t have it, you’re a weird kid.
There is this razor edge of control and freedom you have to dance as a parent all the time, not just with Roblox.
- Comment on Fancycles 1 week ago:
Just have to go balls deep to get there.
- Comment on *yelling at scientist about imaginary apes-noises* 1 week ago:
He’s weaponized stupidly.
- Comment on Hazardous substances found in all headphones tested by ToxFREE project 1 week ago:
The one joy I have everyday is listening to music with my headphones on at work, so I don’t have to hear my co-workers.
Can I please have one thing that’s not giving me cancer?
- Comment on misleading cover 1 week ago:
I didn’t even have to search much…
My motto is if it has a hole or a pole someone wrote about fucking it.
- Comment on *yelling at scientist about imaginary apes-noises* 1 week ago:
I think about this everytime someone reference this buffoon.
Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his podcast is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works
“glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow” but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like
“Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong” and people just nervously go
“oh-oh ok h-Haha yeah i guess so”
“Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and arrow, but Joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe”
- Comment on The sun is a deadly laser... 2 weeks ago:
That or a giant space turtle with elephants holding a flatten rock on it’s back.
- Comment on Why didn't the mother just use her private doctor on her yacht? 3 weeks ago:
True, everyone ignores that obvious fact and here we are. Thousands of years of history repeating itself. The systems have evolved, but not the people.
So all we did was get really good at oppression and making everyone else think it’s the victims problem, so the power stays at the top.
- Comment on Why didn't the mother just use her private doctor on her yacht? 3 weeks ago:
This is what I think truly turns people into law breakers, I won’t say criminals. When the system works against you, why work with the system?
Low income people get pushed down so hard for trying. I’m am not at all surprised when they turn to illegal income to just try to have a little piece of what other people are born into.
All her children are learning that lesson. They are learning “No one is going to help you and the system is only there to hurt you.”
- Comment on An oopsie occured 3 weeks ago:
Sir you can’t be on this side of the police tape. Unless you related to the deceased?
No, but I’m just going to snag my food right quick and I’ll be out of your way.
- Comment on sleepmaxxing 3 weeks ago:
The right to be bare and armed.
- Comment on EVE Online - the Ikitursa Haeav Assault Cruiser helping clear out a wormhole 3 weeks ago:
Besides being expansive “space themed” MMOs. The two games are wildly different.
Elite Dangerous is more “fly your ship in first-person”
Eve online is more “click click tactics”
TMI:
I played Elite more than EVE. So I’m biased in I liked Elite better. But it was just too big it felt empty. I think what finally killed Elite Dangerous for me was trying to make the trip Sol to Sagittarius A (galactic center). Was a challenge, but on the way back my game crashed right as I entered a neutron star system and I got pulled into the cone.
I was so pissed, I just haven’t touched it since.
- Comment on The developers of PEAK, explaining how they decided on pricing for their game. 3 weeks ago:
I thought this was age instead of price until I got to 0.
- Comment on How ICE is watching you: A rundown of some of the tech the government is deploying to identify and spy on us 3 weeks ago:
I’ve fed on memes and shitposts for decades.
- Comment on How ICE is watching you: A rundown of some of the tech the government is deploying to identify and spy on us 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on What kind of stupid rule is that? 4 weeks ago:
Don’t worry, they probably wrote it to themselves for internet likes.
- Comment on Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News 4 weeks ago:
Thank Jim West
- Comment on The Truth Is Out There 4 weeks ago:
Bigfoot would like to address your concerns. First of all Bigfoot only met with Hillary Clinton to discuss if America was ready for a cryptid in office and in 2016, America was just not ready.
Since then I have met with representatives from the DNC and it was decided my policies and imagine would be better accepted in a post-Trump Democracy. Bigfoot can promise federally legal marijuana laws and common sense abortion laws that put human females first.
As for Bigfoots US citizenship. I think there was some confusion since my address is a Redwood in the middle of Northern California. But I can assure you I was born here and the woodland creatures can provide evidence of that.
I think this opens up a conversation about recent ICE misconduct. Under my administration, I would rebuild ICE and DHS with stronger policies that would never allow the abuse e see today. After all my best friend Chupacabra immigrated here from Mexico, he has been a fine example for how immigrants can strengthen our economy and communities. Chupacabra went from scuttling amongst rocks and sucking on goats in Mexico to a entrepreneur in America in the real estate and investment sector.
I can promise you Bigfoot will stamp out corruption in 2028.
- Comment on The Truth Is Out There 4 weeks ago:
People are already making merch. At least I’d know Bigfoot would be pro-conservation.
- Comment on Macaw 4 weeks ago:
Think my math was incorrect.
1/3 hotdog, 1/3 parakeet, 1/3 Timothy
- Comment on ...is this retro? 4 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Do people eat this? 5 weeks ago:
