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- Comment on The power of AI 1 week ago:
Never seen that one, thanks!
- Comment on The power of AI 1 week ago:
I know that this is a low bar, but seems like that’s where we are on internet grammar: I’m proud of you for correctly using two different forms of “its”.
- Comment on It's a trap! 2 weeks ago:
Does Uranium decay when it’s in compounds with other elements? What happens to the bonds when it turns into some other element? What happens to the compound?
- Comment on 🐛 🐛 🐛 3 weeks ago:
Shrimps is bugs
- Comment on Brow raising article 4 weeks ago:
Honestly guys I think we should just let her have this one. I think she needs it.
- Comment on natural sciences be like 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Civilization is just a human zoo 5 weeks ago:
You joke but I bet someone could make that argument in an American court
- Comment on As requested 2 months ago:
Going after the rich for being wasteful with their money and hurting the environment is like the opposite of a boomer mindset…
- Comment on Your meal has been delivered 3 months ago:
Wait I have something to contribute here!
Thank you UPS, very helpful 👍 Image
- Comment on It’s a mood and a lifestyle 3 months ago:
Ha! Not bad. Thanks for the link
- Comment on It’s a mood and a lifestyle 3 months ago:
Drink fast & lift big 💪
^or^set^it^down^occasionally^like^the^other^commenter^said^idk
- Comment on It’s a mood and a lifestyle 3 months ago:
Honestly if they could make a beer bottle weigh 30-40 lbs I could really be into this idea
- Comment on You may want to wear sunglasses though 3 months ago:
Six for Sneeze, Nine for Nuke
- Comment on Russian roulette brownies 3 months ago:
I’m constipated and sober so this sounds like a win-win to me
- Comment on Where did the exploding-heads people go? 4 months ago:
Woof bro, there’s still time to delete this cringey shit
- Comment on A cargo plane flew 50 miles with no pilot onboard using a semi-automated system. An aviation expert says the technology could address the pilot shortage. 4 months ago:
😆
I think you’re spot on
- Comment on Shit story 5 months ago:
Lollll, I could tell she must be Australian just by the way she held her mouth while speaking
- Comment on Shit story 5 months ago:
It’s me. I’m someone
- Comment on Bought a used cart for my wife for Christmas, but thought it needed a case to wrap. Think she'll notice it's not legit? 5 months ago:
!aneurysmposting@lemmy.world
- Comment on Dude, get out of here 5 months ago:
🤣
- Comment on Apple just discreetly launched a raft of new machine learning tools, and they’re free 5 months ago:
Well I’ll be…learned something new today !
- Comment on fact 5 months ago:
This is a high-quality shitpost
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- Comment on Skip brushing your teeth by combining it with breakfast 5 months ago:
the Colglizzy
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Painful read, as it resonates with me. I think I’m pretty hot shit but was humbled by the interview processes a few years back.
But in unrelated thoughts, found myself laughing at this reply in the comments:
Peter Lindberg 9 months ago
This reminds me about the time I almost got fired. I was at work, playing an intense round of table tennis, when the CEO burst out of his office. “This is it everybody!” he yelled, running over to the Big Wheel. He gave the wheel a spin, and then hurriedly explained “I’ve got a linked list and I need to know if it contains a cycle!”
I watched the wheel slow to a stop and panic set in as I realized the pointer was on my name. All eyes were on me as the whole team rushed into the Coding Room. I opened our communal laptop and started up notepad, which was the only application it was capable of running. The CIO loved to brag how he had cut 1% of costs by eliminating laptop and IDE purchases. Everyone watched intently as I started to implement a linked list in C, which I needed to do before starting on the actual problem. I was pretty sure I knew how to solve this problem, so I started banging out some code. Then I hit a mental block. Someone behind me said meekly “couldn’t we just google this?” The crowd had barely begun to gasp and murmur at this suggestion when the CEO shouted “No! That’s not how we do it!” I began to sweat. “How much time do I have left?” I said. “Five minutes!” was the panicked reply from one of my teammates. Suddenly I remembered the final part of the solution and frantically began to type again. “What happens if he runs out of time?” someone whispered. “Nobody knows… But do you really want to find out?” someone else said. I knew I’d be fired at the very least. “Done!” I said confidently, and the CEO peered over my shoulder at the screen. After a few seconds, his eyes narrowed. “Ssssyntax error” he hissed. My heart raced as I scanned the code for the error. I found it just in time! A missing semicolon. Everyone sighed in relief and resumed their ping-pong and foosball games. I chuckled to myself and thought “this is why they pay us the big bucks!” We’re not actually sure what the company’s product is. Whatever it is though, it relies exclusively on things like sorting and searching algorithms, and somehow doesn’t need data storage, infrastructure, networking, apis, or any of that amateur stuff.
- Comment on Lemmy disproves the stereotype that Germans lack a sense of humor 6 months ago:
!are_the_straights_ok@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on Sus 6 months ago:
Holy shit, it’s happening! I finally understand a !risa inside joke. I just started watching Lower Decks
- Comment on this is the fediverse, and we are the federation 6 months ago:
I am deeply offended and highly amused
- Comment on The fastest ever human-made object keeps breaking its own speed record 7 months ago:
The related Wikipedia page, in case anyone else was curious
- Comment on FBI indicts three in insider trading scheme that utilized Xbox 360 chat to hide comms | Ringleader could be looking at as much as 165 years in prison 7 months ago:
Hates the right
Actively advocating for capital punishment