What even the fuck is it? A phone? Just a case for a phone? Soms sort of new bullshit wallet?
No it won’t
Submitted 1 day ago by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 hours ago
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
it’s a high tech wallet promoted by YouTubers, the metal frame grinds through your pants and car upholstery, it’s a feature.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 hours ago
Some sort of new bullshit
Yes
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 10 hours ago
i used to have this wallet. it’s a wallet with a metal frame. it’s not very comfortable to carry. i bought it after searching “most durable wallet” and getting one of those seo bullshit ad sites before i knew better in 2018
Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 hours ago
I use a duct tape wallet. Simple. EZDIY. Lasts pretty long (not forever), and easily replaced/repaired.
Rooster326@programming.dev 7 hours ago
Why do you need an extra durable wallet?
Do you have extreme pockets, or something? Fill em with rocks?
What is there to even break in a wallet?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
Another tracking device for us human cattle, that we buy ourselves. Probably a wallet, if not some AI generated crap.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 4 hours ago
“THIS IS A (bs overexpensive dumbass gadget for suckers) BLA PHONE 22XTS IN OUR ANTIDROP CASE!!!”
Jumps off a cliff
fucking dies
edinbruh@feddit.it 1 day ago
What is that? It looks interesting but it also might be an AI image of something that doesn’t exists
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You ever scroll down to the bottom of a news article and see the dozen or so clickbait ads with weird (and very frequently ai generated) images designed to make you go, tf is that?
Rooty@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Visiting a news site without an adblocker At this point news sites look like the TV from idiocracy. There is not a force in the world that would force me to visit one without at least three digital condoms.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If you’re asking in earnest:
EDC - “Essential daily carry,” just a loosely defined but also self-explanatory term. My keys are part of my EDC, so is my wallet and my pocket knife, because I use them every day so I carry them with me.
Over the past few years, the EDC community has formed a little cottage industry where things aren’t EDC because they’re carried every day, they’re EDC because they say they are and they’re designed to be that way. Tactical here is just a marketing term here to appeal to some kind of utility beyond a normal wallet
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I always heard EDC means EveryDay Carry
echodot@feddit.uk 11 hours ago
I don’t think I’ve carried a wallet in about 5 years. I just have my phone in my pocket, if I need to buy something I just use my phone.
edinbruh@feddit.it 1 day ago
I wasn’t entirely earnest. A more precise question would be “why the fuck an EDC tactical wallet”
Rooty@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I’m disappointed that I haven’t yet seen an EDC picture that features a buttplug.
Cowards
Bongles@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
what the fuck is an EDC tactical wallet?
EDC being everyday carry, tactical at this point has lost any real meaning - pants with a few extra pockets, this wallet, any knife you might take outside of a kitchen, a water bottle holder that you can attach to something, anything that they put those little loops that are normally on military backpacks (actually there’s another example, all those “EDC” backpacks that are 150 bucks).
Nugscree@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
This maybe? www.dangoproducts.com/…/t01-tactical-wallet I saw mentioned that Dango is the brand.
WhirlpoolBrewer@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I’m convinced this is AI. If you assume the wallet folds at the back, there is no way to get your card out. Also they have stitches and bolts presumably into a metal plate, but you don’t stitch into metal. Fake
edinbruh@feddit.it 14 hours ago
It might be real, just bad. The stitches might just be holding the folded rim of the leather, while the bolts might be holding the leather onto the metal. Still, the bolts look small for the purpose.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
You don’t want an AI generated non-descript thing?
zewm@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s not AI generated. I’ve had this wallet for like 3 years now.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
show us a picture then. or reply when people ask you what it is with a name and brand.
of course people think you’re full of shit when you don’t reply to them with anything but vague bullshit
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I have seen AI gadgets in clickbait ads.
Cool-looking cubes with lots of controls and stuff, but with meaningless symbols and “words” for labels.
It reminds me how influenced I am by advertising, that I kind of want something that doesn’t exist or have a purpose, just because it looks gadgety.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
I’m reminded of a few projects I’ve seen here and there where a dad with some electronics skills builds a control panel for his kid with a bunch of knobs, buttons, lights, switches, gauges, displays etc. that makes suitably impressive industrial noises as you mess with the controls because what kid doesn’t want that? I want that.
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
It is the promise of mystery, discovery, unknown functions that could end up being truly fascinating. The less clear the workings of a device at first glance (down to some minimum threshold), the more it evokes that sense of wonder and curiosity.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 17 hours ago
It will be when it’s 19:71 o’clock (look closely)
drasglaf@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
That’s the date duh!
19th day of the 71st month.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I’m pretty sure it’s 19 weeks, 71 seconds
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
That’s the year you came from and the year you’re going to.
It’s obviously a Time Machine.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
Is it just me or does the long thingy on it look like a turd to anyone else?
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 15 hours ago
I’d rather not have a wallet covered in dead skin. They make all metal ones that function similarly.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I love my cork one. It’s been holding up for many years now. Metal is ofc the only choice if you care about RFID protection though.
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I have a cork one and its durable AF.
Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 hours ago
Dead skin wallets can be made more renewably than metal
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
I’m rounding year 15 with a nylon one. I’ve never had a leather wallet last that long.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 7 hours ago
covered
This is metal underneath
Nalivai@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Human skin is even more renewable, we have billions of those motherfuckers munching about
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
Not exactly a wallet, but I got one of these several years back and I like it: www.ekster.com/products/ekster-cardholder
I think it’s the only thing I’ve ever purchased after learning about it in an internet ad.
echodot@feddit.uk 11 hours ago
All metal what? I can’t even work out what it is. Given the fact that I don’t know what this is, I’m reasonably confident that I don’t want it.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Its clearly a time machine. The left side displays when you are and the right when your going to.
potatopotato@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I always love these AI generated “interesting looking objects”.
What we have here is some plastic, aluminum or pot-metal frame with a piece of obviously fake suede screwed to it with undersized screws so that it’ll rip off at the slightest provocation. It then has some sort of shitty OLED display crammed inside of it for…reasons?
zewm@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s not fake lol. I’ve had one for like 3 years now.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 15 hours ago
This can only mean one thing: you’re a bot!
Million@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
It’s a Starbucks gift card not an oled screen.
Seems the product, ore one variation of it is called “Dango M1 MAVERICK”
MTK@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Just the picture made me cum!
subterfuge@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m definitely going to tie that “tactical” rope (I know there is a more official name, can’t think of it) to my suit jacket pocket.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I think it’s called paracord, strong useful rope, and that is a cobra knot, which is a useful way to carry relatively a lot of rope in a small aesthetic package (but it’s a pain to undo/redo).
Practically useless for evey day use. I doubt anyone who ever bought one of those cobra knotted paracord in bracelets or keychain has ever used the rope in an emergency.
that being said, it’s the insecure male version of a friendship bracelet.
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
550 cord is great, and people should have some in their vehicle, or a pack while traveling.
The cords on stuff like the wallet bother me though because even with the space reducing knot, it’s a comically small amount of cord that’s almost purely a fashion statement. A significant amount of 550 cord on a roll, spindle, or just in a ziplock bag is far more practical.
I’ve known some outdoorsy people who’ve made their own 550 bracelets, but when it comes to storebought ones it’s pretty much 100% people that never go in the woods wearing them in my experience.
Cort@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I kept one in my car and actually used it to tie down patio furniture while helping a buddy move houses.
I just wadded it up into a ball and put it into the trunk when I was done with it. Haven’t used it since tho.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
…hottest regift this year
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 20 hours ago
All the little screws give me Pareidolia
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 17 hours ago
Pareidolia is seeing faces and other stuff. Do you mean trypophobia?
toynbee@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Maybe they resemble a very unusual face to this person.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
isn’t coal one of the hottest gifts you can get on Christmas?
Sunflier@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Depends. Is it actually ignited? Or, is it just sitting on its own somewhere?
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Liquid Hot Magma
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Hot Pocket guts
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
shove a cut grape in the microwave for high temperature plasma, but were losing the Christmas theme
socsa@piefed.social 1 day ago
What if it comes with a bag if thermite?
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
The one with a bag of plasma is a hotter gift
Cort@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Couldn’t possibly beat the heat from the gift that came with a bag of plutonium.
NewPerspective@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I bought that wallet. You don’t want it. If you want something like it, try Code 118.
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 23 hours ago
I looked up code 118, I hate it.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
What’s this? A phone case pretenting to be an organizer pretending to be a wired phone?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
a metal wallet with a bunch of lanyard loops?