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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Answer May Surprise You⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  ft.com/…/fce77ba4-6231-4920-9e99-693a6c38e7d5 and of course Ed Zitron’s article mentioned in another comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gabe³ half-life 3 confirmed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Missed opportunity to do a goatse gape cube

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I didn't verify the headline.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all can laugh at this, but I tried it and it worked (not even trans).

  Thing is, I am now stuck with this homeless god. Anyone has any idea what to do with it? Can I properly recycle it somewhere?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I knew it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know the Steam machine came with furniture, that’s cool!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would? 😲⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  wat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yarr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Long John Silver, is it you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Way⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure is, it’s so cold over there both upper and/or lower balls have frozen off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy "Subscribed" page loads slower than "All"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I remember,or figure out which ones, I’ll let you know, thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy "Subscribed" page loads slower than "All"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same, thought it was just me or my instance (feddit.nl), started after some update. Unsubscribed from a lot of communities and switching to limit posts per page helped a bit. Te-subscribing made it somewhat worse again. IIRC it is some instances or communities specifically.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i don't even know what to say⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the black unmarked helicopters are already circling over your house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most Americans say country is on the wrong track, blame Trump for inflation, disapprove of the president and say he is going too far to expand power of presidency⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would hope so, but current experience in my EU isn’t that great and authoritarians are on the rise everywhere else too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most Americans say country is on the wrong track, blame Trump for inflation, disapprove of the president and say he is going too far to expand power of presidency⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only 6 in 10 say this. You gotta pump those numbers, or the gangrene (ganorange?) will never clear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to check your kids candy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cobalt-60, actually. Nasty stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD, you dog.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But does it have … a reflection?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD, you dog.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  he wat now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you even old enough to remember number 1?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same, number 3. Still have the original phone number even!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But what about… 35 pieces of flair?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just spent my entire rent money on vintage 240p JPEG files of soup, and I've never been happier. AMA.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My boi, make NFTs out of them and sell them at insane prices, peak Sam Altman Status awaits you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm blue ba da ba da dee da ba dieee⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, Gargamel made her out of blue clay, Papa Smurf did the “beautification”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all getting this wrong, the kid is just a flagophile.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm blue ba da ba da dee da ba dieee⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They do not reproduce (setting aside Smurfette, who is technically a Golem) and they also do not die… they must be DIVINE MANIFESTATIONS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a "Jerk Hut?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or, and this would make actual sense, an isolated space where you can put your arsehole family members during your vacations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a "Jerk Hut?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A wank bank, a jack shack, a toss schloss, een trekhut, ein zieh-zug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nicely decorated living room with Jesus checking out the time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My brother in christ, it’s a second hand / antiques store. If it was a living room I’d be a very worried about the inhabitant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dawg...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why so blunt?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨google maps⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahhh should that not be Mr…. Wang?

  I guess I will see myself out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oopsie Daisy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The legal limit for plutonium is 0, so the meme is technically correct, which, as we all know, is the best kind of correct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You would not believe it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When life gives you humans :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s… apt? Appropriate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First day on the job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  meme/joke aside, what am I actually seeing here?