FreddiesLantern
@FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
- Comment on Meta's latest subscription move is an attempt to offset its AI bets 19 hours ago:
Keep it up asshole, keep pissing people off.
- Comment on Google pays $68M to settle claims its voice assistant spied on users 19 hours ago:
NOT ENOUGH.
- Comment on Can we have a boring and uneventful week for a change? 20 hours ago:
Ah I feel we’re getting towards Janeway on a barely cohesive Voyager level of damage report soon.
- Comment on Why are americans taking health advice from a former heroin addict ? 1 day ago:
Yeah but he has such a smooth velvety voice, who could refuse?
(No offense to decent people with “textured” timbres)
- Comment on I'm good, thanks 1 day ago:
Goddamnit Sarah Conner!
Fate is predetermined by physics!
- Comment on Inside Xiaomi’s near-fully automated factory that assembles a smartphone in 6 seconds 2 days ago:
Ok, unlimited phones in a world that’s already flooded with the damn things….now what?
- Comment on Telly has only delivered 35,000 of its free televisions with always-on ads 4 days ago:
“Honey I’m home!
sits down
Work was great today sweety, we made some great ads, and not just any old boring ad. Genuine addiction inciting, mouthwatering, shake-em-down kind of ads!
Yeah we do great things at the ad factory.”
- Comment on Thanks 🙏🏻 4 days ago:
I know a dog called mister Dingleberry. Mister DingleBerry likes to Dingle his berries. In dingling his berries he takes such delight, if he could he’d dingle his berries day and night.
One time, I remember it well, he dingled his berries so hard, he tripped over them and fell.
In dingling his berries he takes such glee, they say he dingles his berries mercilessly.
He dingles and dangles his berries berry hard. One time he got got completely dingleburried under em and let out a fart.
The end.
- Comment on shut the hell up 6 days ago:
Oh I think you forgot to activate the focus mode, it’s some thing like “hey listen up CIA! I know where the spy is hidden!” or something along those lines.
- Comment on Microsoft CEO warns that we must 'do something useful' with AI or they'll lose 'social permission' to burn electricity on it 1 week ago:
How can you lose social permission that you never had in the first place?
- Comment on AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns 1 week ago:
Come on guys, the copilot button is right there… getting nervous Any moment you want! Hehe. sweating intensely Just right there for the clicking to improve your life. Looks over his shoulder at the pile of money that’s burning to a pile of ashes
- Comment on YSK you can turn off Google's personalised advertising. This prevents them from using things like your browsing history, search history, or personal data to serve you customised advertisements. 1 week ago:
That’s how you start.
Welcome to the resistance.
- Comment on Sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that! PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch 1 week ago:
Wtf kind of insanity is this? Run out of battery then asshole.
- Comment on Things used to be simpler 1 week ago:
Lacks penis tho…
- Comment on X down – latest: Twitter and Grok not working in another major outage 1 week ago:
Let’s fucking GO!
- Comment on Leaked Windows 11 Feature Shows Copilot Moving Into File Explorer 1 week ago:
Oh you holding out for those few microtransaction storefronts that are SO much fun?
- Comment on Musk says Tesla is moving Full Self-Driving to a monthly subscription 1 week ago:
Well you know, you gotta phase these things out before sweeping them under the rug.
If you cut it off cold turkey everyone will be like “I did Natzi that one coming”.
- Comment on Musk says Tesla is moving Full Self-Driving to a monthly subscription 1 week ago:
Guy fully mummified in plaster in a hospital bed groaning: “well I wanted to test it out to see if it works for a 100 bucks…”
- Comment on Musk says Tesla is moving Full Self-Driving to a monthly subscription 1 week ago:
“Oh think I’ll treat myself to a month of gamble driving”
- Comment on Leaked Windows 11 Feature Shows Copilot Moving Into File Explorer 2 weeks ago:
On the one hand this is getting old, we know MS shit the bed and it’s gonna be MS copilot featuring Windows soon.
On the other,… man is this a spectacular way to run a company into the ground 🤣
Ok, we could put this into the category of W8 with its tile system. They try something new, it backfires, back to square one. (The menu button moves back to the lower left corner). But I dunno, despite there already being rumours an option to fully disable copilot “rolled out to administrators” soon.
I don’t think they’ll just try and sweep this one under the rug as quickly after all this disastrous doubling down.
- Comment on Jensen Huang says relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has "done a lot of damage" 2 weeks ago:
Cry harder.
- Comment on Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AI 2 weeks ago:
“It’s extremely hurtful”
Not enough tho.
- Comment on Cheapest way to back up a *lot* of data? 2 weeks ago:
Install W11… your data will be backed up…just not the way you want it.
- Comment on Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney argues banning Twitter over its ability to AI-generate pornographic images of minors is just 'gatekeepers' attempting to 'censor all of their political opponents' 2 weeks ago:
TimSweeney.pdf
- Comment on Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney argues banning Twitter over its ability to AI-generate pornographic images of minors is just 'gatekeepers' attempting to 'censor all of their political opponents' 2 weeks ago:
At first I was kinda issues that they turned their backs on the unreal franchise in such a disrespectful way.
But at this point that feels right. Current Epic doesn’t deserve to be associated with Unreal.
- Comment on Hurry pls it's urgent 2 weeks ago:
To quote a certain mr. Carlin.
“They aren’t rights if they can be taken away.”
- Comment on "Microslop" trends in backlash to Microsoft's AI obsession 3 weeks ago:
They worked hard for it, and earned it.
- Comment on Meetings 3 weeks ago:
Those same meetings, always:
“So does anyone have any suggestions, ideas or feedback?”
Fucking don’t, it’s a trap.
- Comment on Microsoft Office has been renamed to “Microsoft 365 Copilot app” 3 weeks ago:
MS every single day: ooohooh! We got some great news, you’re gonna love this!!
Actual people: lemme gues it’s more AI bs?
Ms: more AI bs!
- Comment on The Trump phone just missed another release date 3 weeks ago:
YOU WOULDN’T ROLL a TATTY