FreddiesLantern
@FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
- Comment on "Microslop" trends in backlash to Microsoft's AI obsession 2 days ago:
They worked hard for it, and earned it.
- Comment on Meetings 2 days ago:
Those same meetings, always:
“So does anyone have any suggestions, ideas or feedback?”
Fucking don’t, it’s a trap.
- Comment on Microsoft Office has been renamed to “Microsoft 365 Copilot app” 2 days ago:
MS every single day: ooohooh! We got some great news, you’re gonna love this!!
Actual people: lemme gues it’s more AI bs?
Ms: more AI bs!
- Comment on The Trump phone just missed another release date 3 days ago:
YOU WOULDN’T ROLL a TATTY
- Comment on Na Na Na Na Na Na 2 weeks ago:
Ive genuinely felt the urge to get into politics to get a law passed that any radio station can’t play songs more than once every two days.
This is a matter of mental health for anyone unfortunate to be exposed to this cruel torture.
- Comment on HDD prices spike as AI infrastructure and China's PC push collide — hard drives record biggest price increase in eight quarters, suppliers warn pressure will continue 3 weeks ago:
Theory: the push to get everyone and everything on clouds where they can control it just “happens” to coincide with this development.
- Comment on No it won’t 4 weeks ago:
“THIS IS A (bs overexpensive dumbass gadget for suckers) BLA PHONE 22XTS IN OUR ANTIDROP CASE!!!”
Jumps off a cliff
fucking dies
- Comment on This song, it's infectious 4 weeks ago:
Reason 1: my kid loves it.
Reason 2: it genuinely is good music.
Reason 3: it’s a good movie. Watched it along multiple times by now and it still is entertaining.
Reason 4: this movie pisses of conservative religious nutcases.
Reason 5: it’s a wonderful story about forgiveness yourself and others, inclusivity, overthrowing evil tyrants, overcoming differences, growing,…
Reason 6: somehow this movie pisses of conservative religious nutcases.
- Comment on Samsung reveals first tri-fold phone 5 weeks ago:
You know, it’s like 3 screens, so they can push you triple the amount of ads and bloat ware! Yay!
- Comment on Windows 11's adoption is much slower compared to Windows 10, claims Dell 1 month ago:
Good.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Ooh, I wonder what delightful pretzels the Christians are going to acrobat about this one.
- Comment on This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important 1 month ago:
Wait, you guys don’t dip your balls in isopropyl?
I mean they’re clean AND dry afterwards…
- Comment on So now that it's that time of year again in the US, what are some tips and tricks for dealing with that one relative who goes on about the same bullshit for hours and won't shut the fuck up? 1 month ago:
I managed to get out of a Christian cult and I just wanna say that the wagon metaphor is painfully accurate.
- Comment on Microsoft finally admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken 1 month ago:
It doesn’t understand the concept of “no means no”.
- Comment on Microsoft finally admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken 1 month ago:
So when will we see W12?
Oh right, never mind. 🐧
- Comment on Screw it, I’m installing Linux 1 month ago:
In general:
W11: fire up office, oops wait, it wants to set itself as default and for some reason needs you to buy a one drive subscription for that. How about some copilot? Are you sure? How about we wrap it in edge? Oh, but you can install OpenOffice by all means, but it’s not going to be the default app right? RIGHT?!!!
Oh you want to save the file to your harddrive? Look, how do I put this,… there is no more harddrive.
Linux: type one line in the terminal and there you go. Write a novel if you want.
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 1 month ago:
Her: I’m gonna listen to the village people full blast in the bedroom. Don’t disturb me.
- Comment on The Guy Claiming That You Have TDS 1 month ago:
Every republican accusation is a confession.
- Comment on They even do Price Discrimination on video games now 2 months ago:
Determination to install Linux on ps increases.
- Comment on She is making a GREAT point 2 months ago:
Alright men here’s what we do:
1: Once you had your kid(s), if you want to have them someday, get snipped. It’s no big deal and you’ll both be A LOT more relaxed.
2: Don’t be a fucking rapist.
Why tf are we talking about the pills thing.
- Comment on Pronouns history 2 months ago:
“They didn’t have no gosh darn pronouns in the buybuhl!”
Jesus: I am he.
- Comment on An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’ 2 months ago:
Yeah sure why not, it’s not like they’re trying to be taken serious anymore…
- Comment on it 🆗 2 months ago:
Looking by the hair braids/earrings I’m guessing this is from Werewolf the apocalypse (or the old French skirmish game “Confrontation” possibly?)
Anyway this is meme perfection ❤️
- Comment on Banana 2 months ago:
Ray Comfort: DID SOMEONE SAY BUNANUHR?!
- Comment on And I'm not sorry. 2 months ago:
Romantic historical drama or crime thriller?
- Comment on THE CRAZY PILLS 2 months ago:
And the baby then sang “Baby, baby, baby, noooooo”.
- Comment on I finally decided to go full piracy against big companies 2 months ago:
Unpopular take: I’m just gonna quit gaming for a while. If I really need to piss away some time I got a bunch of wad files or newgrounds. F it.
- Comment on Truly 2 months ago:
Fuck yeah, no telemetry or tracking on those things. You go geezers!
- Comment on The level of discourse in the US right now 3 months ago:
Ah man, I had no idea evangelical preachers have been such avid Garfield fans.
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 3 months ago:
Leviticus commands us to stone the false prophets.
These assholes are just out for free weed.