FreddiesLantern
@FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
- Comment on If you are rich, white, male and say "Jesus" enough, you can get away with anything. 23 hours ago:
Some rich jack off gets caught in a scandal. 2 months later he’s on the Christian shopping channels telling how he’s finally found the lard. Like ffs how many times do we have see this episode again?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
If you think the logo is the problem then you gotta reevaluate your priorities.
- Comment on Microsoft patents system for AI helpers to finish games for you 2 days ago:
Sure, burn the planet for a gamegenie.
- Comment on What do your teeth taste like? 3 days ago:
Al dente. 👌
- Comment on Paging SpaceCowboy 4 days ago:
Hah memes are funny.
deep sigh
- Comment on Nearly Half of Europeans Want X Banned if it Continues to Break the Law 5 days ago:
Yesterdaythe moment the sink carrying cancer walked in. - Comment on Dear Meta Smart Glasses Wearers: You're Being Watched, Too 6 days ago:
“Nah it’s fine, big companies would never do such a thing. Besides they’re beholden to the governments.”
Right.
- Comment on Windows 12 release date in 2026 possible, with AI features that may force CPU upgrades 6 days ago:
I check the stock markets daily just waiting for that fkn line to drop even further.
- Comment on Stubborn, maybe, but if it ain't broke 1 week ago:
Yeah for real, being that tense while eating can’t be good for your digestive system.
- Comment on bold words 1 week ago:
She’s not it.
- Comment on The script is mysterious and important. 1 week ago:
Oh I’m not knocking it, I thought it was a good movie. Hell I should watch it again sometime.
Will Smith has that particular balance between a huge blockbuster story but bringing it with his particular comedy factor. I don’t like him as much in serious tone stuff. In that regard he probably made the right choice with the Matrix.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 1 week ago:
I wish I had an account so I could have the satisfaction of deleting it right now.
- Comment on The script is mysterious and important. 1 week ago:
Nah sure, giant mecha-spider in the Wild West is a more straightforward I guess.
(Speaking of which Kevin Smith did a ride of a story about a superman movie that never got made, which ties into that very same Mecha-spider)
- Comment on Apple brings age verification to UK users in iOS 26.4 beta - Users who don’t verify their age may not be able to download or purchase apps. 1 week ago:
Apple has done a fantastic job surrounding their privacy reputation. Problem is, they absolutely bent the knee and kissed the ring.
The only way out is either going with custom roms on an android or a Linux phone, … anything along those lines (you know, IT stuff that let’s you actually do stuff). Or don’t participate.
- Comment on Goddammnit you magnificent bastards! 1 week ago:
Oh great, now I’ve got that to worry about which in turn will have me eating even more of this non-curry. Which will only make it worse.
Better hurry…
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- Comment on Zuckerberg’s “Fix” for Child Safety Could End Anonymous Internet Access for Everyone 2 weeks ago:
Saving the children vs creating a dystopia where your phone tells you what to do, what to think,…
Now add a few years, were running out of food and water, the planet is on fire. Guess who’s getting acces? Only people with a phone that says they’ve been good obedient peons who have no opinions of their own.
Take a wild guess which is of more importance to the big club? They’ve already proven they’re PERFECTLY ok working with pedofiles. Hell, a lot of them ARE the pedofiles.
- Comment on You ever wake up and question, "am i the bad guy"? 2 weeks ago:
Kid: Always analysed things pretty neutral and not afraid to question myself.
20’s-30’s (in a xtian cult): everyone is the worst all the time but Jesus …(blablablabla)
Meanwhile internally: IM GONNA DIE AND BURN FOREVER!!! FFFFUUU……
40’s (10 years an atheist now): I’m ok. I may not have been perfect so far and I’ll never be. But that in itself is how it is and it should be. I live as loving and compassionate as I can and that’s all I can expect from myself and others.
( /s I mean think of all the times I didn’t take someone else’s life)
- Comment on YSK: 'It turned out to be a tougher one': Trump says he was wrong about ending war in Ukraine 2 weeks ago:
Why does he always want to sound like a cowboy?
Ffs he doesn’t even wear a single cowboy item.
He really should though, being the second hand car dealership scam artist that he is…
- Comment on Ad companies are the ones destroying civilization 2 weeks ago:
Oh yes, I hadn’t thought about that! Having something on your liver is an expression that’s native to the Dutch language (afaik).
Meaning something that’s annoying, bothering you, gnawing at your conscience, pissing you off,…
- Comment on Ad companies are the ones destroying civilization 2 weeks ago:
I was thinking about this earlier today.
It’s amazing to me that in my lifetime, ads went from a thing that companies got to do as an extra once they had succes all the way to a thing that runs everything everywhere.
Nowadays if you don’t have ads in some form abusing the algorithm (which is in itself designed to be abused) then you get nowhere.
- Comment on Tesla Robotaxis Reportedly Crashing at a Rate That's 4x Higher Than Humans 2 weeks ago:
Rogan: so eaaauhm, yeah that’s definitely a thing huh? But you know all progress must go uphill without breaking a few eggs…right?
Musk: makes that stupid nazi face where he’s smoking weed So we’re going to make Grok a subscription model that watches you sleep in your car as we plug you into the bio battery of your Tesla. Then your mind gets used to train AI models as your driving. But you know, I’m expecting that to work last month, give or take a year or 10.
Rogan: Pluggin in huh? How’s that work?
Musk: Either a port in the back of your arm or an arm up your back, not sure yet.
Rogan: Wow, … so anyway wanna do some dmt?
We can plug it in if you want.
- Comment on If you called someone "skinface" it would feel like a huge insult even though it's meaningless and people's faces are made out of skin. 2 weeks ago:
You with the sentience.
- Comment on grrr 2 weeks ago:
Oh we’re already there. Recently came across a clip of some douchbag asking someone on a livestream “what’s wrong about raping kids?” Like it was some kinda gotcha mic drop moment.
Nazis do need their punches…
- Comment on do it right now 2 weeks ago:
Carlin: “I think I’ll do a little reading in the closet today.”
- Comment on Am I a joke to you? 2 weeks ago:
Why tf does this guy’s clothing perfectly blend with his environment? It’s like he went out shopping with a picture of this building and went “I need something that’ll have this colour palette”.
- Comment on YouTube adds new hurdles for ad blockers, and there's currently no way around it 3 weeks ago:
Damn, they’re really upping their game.
- Comment on Acciracy 3 weeks ago:
Thank you.
- Comment on Spotify says its best developers haven't written a line of code since December, thanks to AI 3 weeks ago:
Ah man, in my mind I was definitely thinking of some weird sci-fi experiment that has developers in jars with liquid…
- Comment on Spotify says its best developers haven't written a line of code since December, thanks to AI 3 weeks ago:
Reads as: we here at Spotify are a bunch of naive and gullible halfwits who have diluted themselves into being proud of it.
