FelixCress

@FelixCress@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thilk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Disgusting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on my level⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But we can at least do the conversions.

  And he usually doesn’t need to, since the civilised word is using metric system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨News keep on getting weirder⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How is the news screenshot not suitable for work? 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on my level⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  C/opisafuckingidiot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you ever feel guilty for trying to sign up for government assistance programs?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, because I never did - I have two hands and a brain to support myself, usually.

  That being said, if I was unable to work for whatever reason, I would apply and I wouldn’t feel guilty for it.

  At the end of the day I paid taxes for number of years to contribute.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chatbots Make Terrible Doctors, New Study Finds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  … You don’t say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨congrats to Egypt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it real?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that men who smoke cigarettes are 30% to 50% more likely to suffer from erection problems that men who don't⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak for yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they honk and get mad? Usually with the middle finger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billie Eilish and "stolen land"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. Now read again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billie Eilish and "stolen land"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the English - spent 800 years learning from the Irish how to oppress, murder, exploit, and enslave others

  Say what now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whether you saw it during it's first run or in reruns⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … Or a bigger dick for AMoralNihilist@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whether you saw it during it's first run or in reruns⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not really. Bigger tits would be preferable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lightbulbs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only warm white. Any other colour is for sociopaths.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If vegetarians eat vegetables, and humanitarians eat humans, what do Bavarians eat?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your wife.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you don't believe in tipping then don't go out to eat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why don’t you just do it? You know, like every (or almost every) other country in the entire world?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you don't believe in tipping then don't go out to eat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you also tip your landlord? Your plumber? Your electrician?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The more revealing of the 2 is OK and the less revealing is bad?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  tag it as nsfw,

  Why? Are you working in a church?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you don't believe in tipping then don't go out to eat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about demanding living wage instead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-driving cars, autonomous robots and drones, and other AI systems get hijacked by custom road signs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is actually hilarious 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the United States of America was renamed, what should it be?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And your being a xenophobic piece of shit not respecting what a country wants to be called.

  I don’t give a flying fuck what USians want to be called. It is like one country claimed name “Earth” and insist only them to be called Earthlings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the United States of America was renamed, what should it be?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “USians”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the United States of America was renamed, what should it be?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Biggus Dickus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the United States of America was renamed, what should it be?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This one would actually be funny 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the United States of America was renamed, what should it be?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you referring to Southern Canada?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Telly has only delivered 35,000 of its free televisions with always-on ads⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t remember this one? I remember one where a woman with an implant is forced to “play” commercials.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the United States of America was renamed, what should it be?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It kind of bothers me that it’s called America

  It is not called “America”, this is just what USians like everyone to call it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the United States of America was renamed, what should it be?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trumpland

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Telly has only delivered 35,000 of its free televisions with always-on ads⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Orwellian.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im stupid but have money⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can give it to me. I will manage it for you.