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• EveningPancakes@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You shut your dirty whore mouth

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Exactly the kind of lively discussion I was hoping for!

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  • reptar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well, that’s that. Close the thread

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Agreed. Close thread.

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Happy cake day!

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hang on a minute, baby, someone is wrong on the internet.

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Same types of people think pineapple don’t belong on pizza. Fucked in the head is what I call em.

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• kvasir476@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  There are virtually infinite things to shit on us Americans for, and most of them deservedly so. But this one ain’t it.

  Give me peanut butter and chocolate or give me death.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    gives you peanut butter and chocolate

    That being said, this regeme might still give you death if you happen to be too brown.

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      peanut butter brown
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      chocolate brown
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  • Darnton@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure it is ragebait written by an American. Non-Americans don’t really care about this at all.

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  • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Isn’t that the same? If you’re eating peanut butter and chocolate together frequently, you’re probably not long for this world…

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  • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I was going to comment exactly this, except I’m not American

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  • maccentric@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    and banana!

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• Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’ll make it even better! Chocolate, peanut butter, and a sprinkle of salt

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sub the salt for a thick piece of crispy bacon. Thank me later.

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    • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Whoever wrote this is wrong and they know it.

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• GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The same idiots that say this are the ones who think Nutella is some transcendental ambrosia even though it’s more palm oil than either hazelnuts or cocoa.

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  • ynthrepic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nutella mixed with the cheapest American peanut butter is heaven. Thank you globalisation.

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sometimes the greatest sins can become part of our most beloved miracles

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  • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Thank you. People love it or hate it but don’t seem to understand it’s just bland palm oil. I want to like it. I’m their core demographic in many ways but there’s not enough flavor to like or dislike, and why would I eat palm oil?

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• ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I laugh my ass off when every few years someone combines peanuts and jelly on the Great British Bake-off and literally every single time all the other British people are like “wow, you have invented literally a brand new innovative and delicious cuisine”.

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  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There was an episode I remember where they explored Mexican cuisine and a contestant said ‘Gacky-molo’ for ‘Guacamole’ and that has stuck with me since.

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I thought I knew what a bad taco was before that episode. They proved me wrong.

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• tiny@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This and avoiding taxes are the reasons why your tea is in the harbor

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Mostly the taxes thing, but this didn’t help

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• FridaySteve@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t like this food.

  Ok, there’s lots of stuff I don’t like. Why not grab a Snickers?

  It’s an abomination!

  Whoa there, it’s just a Reese’s cup…

  phillistine depravity!!

  Look, that’s excessive, isn’t it? And there’s only one L in phi-

  AMERICA BAD!!!

  Calm down, psycho! Holy shit touch grass!

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• Ibaudia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Abysmal take. Chocolate ice cream with frozen peanut butter swirled in is proof that god loves us.

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  • dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    as Katt Williams would say: god made that

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• Chrysanthemum@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  To whom it may concern:

  Please be advised that your meme will be slathered with creamy peanut butter and drizzled with melted chocolate. Afterwards, you may immediately go and pound sand.

  Should you decide to spread this misinformation further, we will be forced to place a bounty on you. When you are captured, you will be taken to Hershey Park and doused with Hershey’s chocolate syrup in front of many peanut  butter & chocolate lovers.

  For good measure, the public will be armed with crunchy peanut butter balls dipped in milk chocolate if you attempt to escape (dark chocolate covered peanut butter balls sold separately).

  Sincerely,

  The American Committee for Chocolate & Peanut Butter Advancement

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  The Reese’s Foundation

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Barbarism! Coating the villain in Hershey’s. You are an animal, not fit to live among civilized men!

    Maybe some dark chocolate?

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    • Chrysanthemum@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Dark chocolate sold separately, my friend.

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Tar and feather then, but use chocolate sauce and roasted peanuts!

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• simulacra_procession@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’ll assume this is a very European take, and point out that Europeans don’t even ever eat peanuts or peanut butter anyways as it was written off as colonist fodder unfit for their ‘queenly’ pallette. They also don’t like corn, which has the juice, so like yea man we know their tastes are stuck in like the 18th century. Go on darling, have your fermented herring and duck pate 😬 we’ll continue actually using the spices and flavors from the new world

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  • FishFace@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Europeans don’t eat peanuts? Or chocolate?

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  • rockstarmode@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Why not have both? I’ve lived in the western US my entire life, but I think pickled herring is delicious, and I made rillettes (which is like a pate) just the other day.

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    • VicVinegar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Eastern US checking in. Three cheers for pickled herring! Can’t get enough!

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• psycotica0@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Woah Woah Woah. I’m Canadian and peanut butter and chocolate is also a thing here. Peanut butter may be my favourite thing. Why am I catching strays?

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  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Canada is part of America, just not the USA.

    Peanuts and Cocoa are distinctly American, if you can distance applying the term American just to the USA.

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    • Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah because when I’m aboard ppl always assume I’m Canadian or from Honduras when I say I’m American

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    • TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No, I cant

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Deep-fried Reese’s cups. You know you want it.

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  • MonkeyTown@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’ve genuinely never understood how people can stand chocolate and fruit together. Or fruit and coffee for that matter. Chocolate and coffee taste kinda similar to me though so those mix well…

    But fruit with either is just super nasty to me.

    All that said, the best chocolate I’ve ever had was some imported thing that tasted vaguely of raspberry, but wasn’t actually supposed to. It was just chocolate that got stored with other candies.

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    • proudblond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If chocolate and coffee taste similar to you, I can see why you wouldn’t like it with fruit!

      I like chocolate with my fruit (berries, apple even) but I don’t care for fruit in my chocolate bars, funny enough.

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’ve executed drone strikes in 3rd world countries for less than the absolute anger this post makes me feel

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  • redhorsejacket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeah, but you execute drone strikes in 3rd world countries all the time, CIA_chatbot, how can we tell when you’re doing it out of genuine anger?

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      …. You know, that’s a good point.

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• CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  When I was a kid, my family went to go visit some extended family in rural southern France. It was going to be over Halloween, and since the French don’t celebrate it, we brought some American Halloween candy for them to try. To our surprise, they loved it, especially the Reese’s cups. We had expected them to find it gross, since they had much higher quality chocolate in Europe.

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  • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A bar of Hershey’s, you can really taste the butyric acid that forms during their unique process. In a Reece’s cup, the high sugar content of the filling (it’s not really even peanut butter) overpowers it. I actually like Reece’s but Hershey’s is a last resort chocolate.

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Peanut and choc you said?
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• BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Counter point - Justin’s dark chocolate peanut butter cups 🤤

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• Hegar@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is so undeniably, objectively true.

  Peanuts end up in everything because they're very cheap, not because they're that good.

  Peanut butter is ... fine. That's all you can honestly say. PB&J is edible at it's best, and then only rarely. Reese's is a testament to how easy it is to sell coagulated sugar and salt. Bougie peanut butter cups are just polished turds.

  Thai is the only cuisine that knows what to do with peanuts.

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  • protist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    undeniably, objectively true

    proceeds to provide personal opinion

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And an undeniably, objectively false one at that!

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    • Hegar@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The peanut mania that grips this nation and blinds people to objective fact has you in it's tentacular grasp.

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “Objectively” is the new “literally”. People are just out there throwing it in sentences without knowing what it means

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  • jodanlime@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sometimes I put peanuts on top of my peanut butter toast.

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    • Hegar@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You sir are worse than hitler.

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  • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Get out.

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Reece’s is NOT peanut butter. Not even the same flavor profile.

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    • Hegar@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      they hated jeebus

      It ok, I forgive them, they know not what they do.

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I just ate some choco covered peanuts. Here, have a choco peanut cookie.

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• D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A gazillion years ago I was in a shop that had an american aisle, so I bought some some american chocolate that had peanut butter in it. Reese’s, I think?

  Anyways it tasted slightly like chalky chocolate vomit with peanut butter on it.
  I thought I’d got a bad batch so the next time I saw some I got something from Hershey’s. Again, chocolate vomit.
  Never had any of that shit since.

  Cadbury’s in the UK have been adding extra things to their chocolate bars for years now. My cynical brain tells me it’s to mask the fact that they’ve changed things and lowered the quality of their products.
  When did this happen? A few years after it was sold to Kraft, an american ‘food’ company…

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  • BlueAure@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The common explanation is that Hershey’s chocolate contains some amount of butyric acid which tastes/smells like vomit. Adam Ragusea on YT did a pretty solid video on it.

    Why Hershey bars taste like vomit (and I love them)

    Not all US chocolate tastes like Hershey.

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    American regular grocery store brands of chocolate are horrible. Hershey’s and all the rest. Of course it’s the cheapest ingredients drowned in sugar to cover the otherwise poor taste. Cadbury’s now tastes waxy to me. Used to be pretty good. All in the name of profit.

    Aldi in the US actually has really decent chocolate, their Choceur label for milk chocolate is quite good. Good luck finding it, I think the tariffs killed the availability, haven’t seen any for weeks.

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• dmasterp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yeah but… Reese peanut butter cups 😍

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• DearMoogle@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Idk how other countries do peanut butter, but ours is usually sweetened. Goes great with candy, dessert, acai bowls, milkshakes, pancakes, crepes, etc. etc

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Peanut butter is an abomination. Change my mind.

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t want to upvote anyone and want to downvote everyone.

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• FishFace@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I dunno about that, but I do know Reeses cups taste bad. Too much sweet and salty.

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m not American, but here’s what I know about them.

  They’ll put chocolate on everything, ranch with everything, deep fry everything (but jot at home bc they can’t cook), put coffee in their melted icecream

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is truly a shitpost. That man is wrong and should feel bad for ever having uttered that nonsense.

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• VicVinegar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I think we think it goes together because of Reese’s. Like we see it as some classic combo. Ill say I’ve tried the combo several other ways and it really only works when the peanut butter is extremely, extremely sweet.

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Real. Peanut butter in general is so ass. Basically every other nut butter is superior yet Americans love to shove that gross, musty shite into everything.

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