Submitted 5 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7badbb54-eb32-473e-a2cf-0cd36714c88a.jpeg
This is so undeniably, objectively true.
Peanuts end up in everything because they're very cheap, not because they're that good.
Peanut butter is ... fine. That's all you can honestly say. PB&J is edible at it's best, and then only rarely. Reese's is a testament to how easy it is to sell coagulated sugar and salt. Bougie peanut butter cups are just polished turds.
Thai is the only cuisine that knows what to do with peanuts.
they hated jeebus
It ok, I forgive them, they know not what they do.
Get out.
Reece’s is NOT peanut butter. Not even the same flavor profile.
Sometimes I put peanuts on top of my peanut butter toast.
You sir are worse than hitler.
undeniably, objectively true
proceeds to provide personal opinion
“Objectively” is the new “literally”. People are just out there throwing it in sentences without knowing what it means
And an undeniably, objectively false one at that!
The peanut mania that grips this nation and blinds people to objective fact has you in it's tentacular grasp.
I’ve genuinely never understood how people can stand chocolate and fruit together. Or fruit and coffee for that matter. Chocolate and coffee taste kinda similar to me though so those mix well…
But fruit with either is just super nasty to me.
All that said, the best chocolate I’ve ever had was some imported thing that tasted vaguely of raspberry, but wasn’t actually supposed to. It was just chocolate that got stored with other candies.
If chocolate and coffee taste similar to you, I can see why you wouldn’t like it with fruit!
I like chocolate with my fruit (berries, apple even) but I don’t care for fruit in my chocolate bars, funny enough.
Idk how other countries do peanut butter, but ours is usually sweetened. Goes great with candy, dessert, acai bowls, milkshakes, pancakes, crepes, etc. etc
Counter point - Justin’s dark chocolate peanut butter cups 🤤
There are virtually infinite things to shit on us Americans for, and most of them deservedly so. But this one ain’t it.
Give me peanut butter and chocolate or give me death.
I was going to comment exactly this, except I’m not American
I’m pretty sure it is ragebait written by an American. Non-Americans don’t really care about this at all.
Isn’t that the same? If you’re eating peanut butter and chocolate together frequently, you’re probably not long for this world…
and banana!
gives you peanut butter and chocolate
That being said, this regeme might still give you death if you happen to be too brown.
peanut butter brown
or
chocolate brown
?
Hang on a minute, baby, someone is wrong on the internet.
Same types of people think pineapple don’t belong on pizza. Fucked in the head is what I call em.
I’m not American, but here’s what I know about them.
They’ll put chocolate on everything, ranch with everything, deep fry everything (but jot at home bc they can’t cook), put coffee in their melted icecream
You can totally deep fry at home with a Fry Daddy. My experience is that no food is worse deep fried and some foods are substantially better. Saltines? Not worse. Bacon? A bit better.
As with most stereotypes the amount people eat like you describe is overstated for humourous effect, as is often the case it’s a question of how frequently one over indulges. Eating at a buffet occasionally is delicious. Eating at a buffet regularly is bad.
Yeah no I was joking too. Obviously just making a vast sweeping statement for humourus effect.
I’m willing to give you 1 out of 3. No we do not put chocolate on everything. No we do not put ranch on everything, but some unhealthy individuals put it on every vegetable. Yes we deep fry everything and goddamn does it taste good.
Damn Americans can’t live without their affogato /s
I forgot about affogotos 😭
I just meant the 1000 calories coffee drinks
EveningPancakes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
You shut your dirty whore mouth
reptar@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Well, that’s that. Close the thread
shalafi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Agreed. Close thread.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 months ago
Happy cake day!
ickplant@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Exactly the kind of lively discussion I was hoping for!