Chrysanthemum

@Chrysanthemum@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discuss⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dark chocolate sold separately, my friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discuss⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To whom it may concern:

  Please be advised that your meme will be slathered with creamy peanut butter and drizzled with melted chocolate. Afterwards, you may immediately go and pound sand.

  Should you decide to spread this misinformation further, we will be forced to place a bounty on you. When you are captured, you will be taken to Hershey Park and doused with Hershey’s chocolate syrup in front of many peanut  butter & chocolate lovers.

  For good measure, the public will be armed with crunchy peanut butter balls dipped in milk chocolate if you attempt to escape (dark chocolate covered peanut butter balls sold separately).

  Sincerely,

  The American Committee for Chocolate & Peanut Butter Advancement

  and

  The Reese’s Foundation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah! OP should definitely crosspost it there!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can we consider degenerating from maga.place and hilariouschaos.com?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  omg, there are languages?! TIL… Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would stop you from switching to a flip phone (or dumbphone) in 2025?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lmao! i love it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would stop you from switching to a flip phone (or dumbphone) in 2025?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, please tell my bank and doctors’ office. Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨chicken statutory⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i’ll be over in a few minutes with whino

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨chicken statutory⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  chicken scarpariello? it sure looks like it. yum!