AnUnusualRelic

@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes sense, they’re waiting to see how your civil war is going to turn out first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny toy things being sold at Walmart⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  "We need a manager to unlock the vibrator and butt plug cabinet in aisle 12, thank you "

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'No one can find him': Trump drops from public view again after 'slurring' military speech⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Otoh, a lot of people find Trump charismatic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I find it boring with money too. The main difference is that you lose money instead of fake money. So I still like it better in games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨does the quality of downloaded youtube video increase after being downloaded?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As they mature on your disk, the quality slowly increses. Although after a while, videos get overripe and eventually dissolve in a mess of macro blocks. That’s why it’s important to know when to move them to cold storage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HÖNKHALT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, I figured it out. You have to hatch them in the bags! That’s the trick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What if we were *just a lil evil*?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When Nest thermostats came out, they seemed interesting, then I saw that they required an outside connection and I immediately forgot about their existence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump memorandum brands anti-fascism and opposition to capitalism as “domestic terrorism”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He just wears the mustache on the inside.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HÖNKHALT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think there’s a practical way to actually put swans in ikea bags.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whats your dumb purchases?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I realise that it’s probably a highly technical question, but is there a difference?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hyperbaric oxygen chamber⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, zombies live forever. Kinda.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hyperbaric oxygen chamber⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  90% sounds about right. We’re two legged supports for our bacteria. Without us it would take them ages to go places. That’s why we shit at least once a day. Toilets are our bacteria’s malediction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hyperbaric oxygen chamber⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a complicated time when life switched to oxygen. We still have life without oxygen btw (mostly in the depths). But those damn plants fucked up a good life for everyone back then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair.

  I closed my apple subscription at the time because I don’t have any apple devices, but I’d close it again if I could.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very important update: it's up to 14 poptarts!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hopefully not. Dogs shouldn’t eat that kind of thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get ready to see ads on your… Samsung refrigerator⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Much better than my current Samsung fridge where that obnoxious Samsung rep has to come every week to plaster a new ad on the door. At least it won’t leave glue all over the floor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's date is 3²/4²/5²⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's date is 3²/4²/5²⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  (In the US)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'An embarrassing failure of the US patent system': Videogame IP lawyer says Nintendo's latest patents on Pokémon mechanics 'should not have happened, full stop'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can get a licence from Nintendo if you like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft still can't convince folks to upgrade to Windows 11⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the biggest selling feature of Windows is its ability to be backwards compatible and run on older hardware

  Really? I thought it was supposed to run older software, I don’t think hardware comes into it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft still can't convince folks to upgrade to Windows 11⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a non windows user, I don’t get to interact with Microsoft systems an awful lot, but to me windows 10 felt like a complete system while windows 11 always feels like an early beta for some reason. It has some kind of unfinished, wet paint quality to it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those guys are professionals and it shows. Amazing work in just a few hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uh Oh: Nintendo Just Landed A ‘Summoning’ And ‘Battling’ Patent⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shouldn’t take them long to patent the concept of “game”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it just me or does this look more appetizing than a watermelon?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there a Vaterwellon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plex got hacked.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, but what if it’s only hashed 80 000 times? Should I sue my provider?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, we have a favourite rapper?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plex got hacked.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was securedly hashed! We used ROT13! Twice!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 tomatoes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think AUs are just meant to mean “far away (like much further away than the pub)”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3138: Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The tree was 2x4, I’ve no idea what they’ve done with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, shit.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, so that’s what the Delete button does.