AnUnusualRelic

@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The D.E.N.N.I.S ship⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  No sleeping in space! It’s the law!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Front Brake Lights Could Drastically Diminish Road Accident Rates⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This would seem quite risky to use on US roads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI company files for bankruptcy after being exposed as 700 Indian engineers - Dexerto⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Their Turks were actually Indians. They were deceiving their investors!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This new 40TB hard drive from Seagate is just the beginning—50TB is coming fast!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re not really meant for desktop use, so not really an issue. Also don’t keep your servers under your bed, the ventilation is quite bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Klarna’s AI replaced 700 workers — Now the fintech CEO wants humans back after $40B fall⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s because they forgot to also replace the CEO. Beginner’s mistake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This new 40TB hard drive from Seagate is just the beginning—50TB is coming fast!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Seagate Exos is usually ok.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll drink to that!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t have any harmonicas, would this work with a trombone?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google claims users find ads in AI search 'helpful'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  According to Google, most users find a swift kick in the nuts “refreshing”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd choose 4 tbh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, many followers really means that. It also implies that you’ll need a much larger bathroom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monty Python predicted social media⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Possibly because you’re actually thinking of “confuse a cat”, which can happen as it’s late.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And that’s what you’re waking me for?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, like skin colour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you rather die in your sleep? Or with your balls crushed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought US people didn’t have any ID.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Common British L⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Water, mostly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warhammer 40,000 Maker Games Workshop Is Doing So Well It’s Giving $27 Million to Its Staff⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Heretic!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Full-Self Driving Veers Off Road, Hits Tree, and Flips Car for No Obvious Reason (No Serious Injuries, but Scary)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ve had it forever. Tie a rope to the wheel. Presto. Autopilot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft bans words like "Palestine", "Gaza" and "Genocide" in all company emails and fires the employee who protested Microsoft during event.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “It’s like there’s been a genocide on our sales in Gaza (Palestine)!”

  What?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it so hard to buy the same toothbrush twice?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I fully expected someone to chime in with some variant of “you should make your own shoes anyway, it’s trivial with a dead badger and a bottle cork and two pieces of string… kids these day don’t know anything no more!”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people have it worse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You dug your bed, now lie in it ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$80 for Borderlands 4 too costly? Randy Pitchford says, "If you're a real fan, you'll find a way to make it happen"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought Borderlands was lots of fun, but not four games (for now) and a movie (for now) worth of fun. Even two games was pushing it a bit. You can only stretch things out so much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still booting after all these years: The people stuck using ancient Windows computers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But it’s all in poetry, unfortunately.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No I will not take risk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Compiz I think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you gotta go, you gotta go law.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I suppose sometimes you just can’t wait.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump officials reportedly consider TV gameshow with US citizenship as prize⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do the losers get shot or just deported to a tropical interment camp?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you gotta go, you gotta go law.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not always true. I saw two people go in one once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Kids Online Safety Act Will Make the Internet Worse for Everyone⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kids should go to the Internet with the penguins and let the grown ups do shady stuff in peace.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT does not fuck around⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Building traditions vary a lot depending on the location.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netflix will show generative AI ads midway through streams in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is your egg too expensive?
  Look no further. Our egg is much smoother and can be worn with most garments.

  EggEgg. For your egg.