I want to know what name came in second.
Please tell me
Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 months ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Daddy’s Milk”
GladiusB@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Milk from Diddy parties
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sleepy milk
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
That’s real Cambodian
watson387@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
I only drink the finest breast milks
hperrin@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
That’s when you accidentally milk a bull.
EldenLord@lemmy.world 10 months ago
rumba@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Cows with Mad Cow Disease
Ceruleum@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Delicious prions
watson387@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Terrifying
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Well, it’s got lots of vitamin D.
x4740N@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Vitamin Dick
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I don’t seem to be getting my daily does. Where does one get a supply?
MTK@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.
Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don’t imagine it)
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
speak for yourself, pervert.
that’s the only way I drink milk. frothing at the mouth for every bowl of frosted flakes.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
That fully depends on the animal. Humans are animals, and suckling a human breast is socially acceptable. Maybe not while they’re lactating, but I’m not one to judge.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Goatmilk fresh from the udder is just 👌
And009@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Just the right warmth
Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Humans are fucking disgusting and I suck their tits all the time
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 months ago
It’s just tit juice. Why does it need to be any more freaky?
Iapetus@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
It already is freakier than that. It’s tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 months ago
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
yes, as we’ve done for thousands of years.
Denjin@lemmings.world 10 months ago
Delicious
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They milked the bulls for this…
DFX4509B_2@lemmy.org 10 months ago
That looks like it came straight out of Sausage Party.
oo1@lemmings.world 10 months ago
It is high in crowtein.
AreaKode@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Don’t get that on your skin!
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
PLEASE DRINK ME
She nasty. I like it
GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Same thing as Soylent Green. Or maybe just their milk.
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It says right on the package.
High Vitamin D
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Between that and the “100% Grass” half-and-half next to it…I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’ve done that by simmering milk with the ABV and straining. It’s a little barbaric but it does work.
Better than expected too!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Its milk, but from bulls instead of cows.
nonentity@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Nut milk comes from male cows.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Idk but during my holiday at the farm I learned that bulls give tasty milk too!
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
High in Vitamin D…
x4740N@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ick
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It is pretty weird though I personally love cheese which is even more grim. That being said, do you know that milk probably developed from sweat? That makes it even weirder imo.
protist@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Literally every organism on earth survives off of other organisms. Well, except lichen, that shit can eat rocks
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lichen takes a likin’ to those minerals.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Looking into nature… No… No there are far weirder things than that.
floop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Yet, incredibly delicious
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 10 months ago
…you know the majority of our species straight up eats other species.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So do most other species.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Calling udders “breasts” is pretty weird bro.
I like to call them “long nipples”.
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Details shmetails. A teat is a teat. Would you prefer “mammary milk” to be technically correct?
Fun trivia: Did you know, the only other animals to have 2 thoracic and no other teats, besides anthropoids, are elephants and anteaters?
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You still got figure who was the first human to see them utters and decided they wanted to try that there cow milk. I mean did they suck straight from the utter like the calves? So basically yes those are cow breast.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled “Liquid Death”.
What the kitten actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 back of 500ml bottled water
This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
mika_mika@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This isn’t an actual product just fyi it’s done by an artist.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it’s such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It’s always disappointing to them and that’s what I feed on.
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Delightfully devilish, Seymour
Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Liquid Death is just an overpriced can of water, right?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
In essence, yes. It fills a small niche and a can isn’t as bad as a plastic bottle but in the end it’s water in a can.
the_beber@feddit.org 10 months ago
Everyone who died had water in them. Really makes you think…
glups@piefed.social 10 months ago
No joke, their Dr Pepper imitation is delicious and 10 calories per can.
They also have an iced tea called Death to Billionaires which I appreciate.
AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I normally am against outrageous branding, especially in the overly masculine or nationalistic area, but I think they are pretty solid. Good product, they lean right into the ridiculousness just enough for it to be a little comical, seem to have good messaging, and it’s just good. Expensive for what it is though.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
“Made by combining Ganges river water, Mexican tap water, and samples directly from the Fukushima reactor, Liquid Death won’t just slake your thirst, it will slay it for the rest of your life.”
alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.
And it was originally created because drinking water isn’t cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.
VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I saw 6 bands during 2 concerts last week, three of them kinda rock/blues, three of them metal. All of them drank water from normal water bottles while on stage. No one cared.
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Only in America does the coolness of drinking water ever factor into anything, coca cola successfully brainwashed the entire country lol
ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Liquid Death isn’t bottled, it’s canned. They’re whole gimmick is “death to plastic” which is a little ironic considering that aluminum cans have a plastic lining.
Still, it’s a great product. They’ve eliminated 99.9% of the plastic, so I think the slogan still works.
waitaminute@midwest.social 10 months ago
They have a plastic lining!?!? Crazy.
Okokimup@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Omg I haven’t had canned water in 20+ years, that shit was amazing!
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My bad, I’m just used to saying bottled, not canned. Fixed 👍
db2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Must be really nice beneath that rock your friend has been living under for literally years.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Maiq@lemy.lol 10 months ago
Soylent White?
mechoman444@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Face from nick jr.?
marzhall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Christ you pulled that memory out of a basement I didn’t even realize I had
mechoman444@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m 39 I watch the crap out of it when I was a kid…