It says right on the package.
High Vitamin D
Please tell me
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bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Between that and the “100% Grass” half-and-half next to it…I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’ve done that by simmering milk with the ABV and straining. It’s a little barbaric but it does work.
Better than expected too!
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 day ago
It’s just tit juice. Why does it need to be any more freaky?
Iapetus@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
It already is freakier than that. It’s tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
yes, as we’ve done for thousands of years.
Denjin@lemmings.world 1 day ago
Delicious
mechoman444@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Face from nick jr.?
marzhall@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Christ you pulled that memory out of a basement I didn’t even realize I had
mechoman444@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I’m 39 I watch the crap out of it when I was a kid…
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They milked the bulls for this…
EldenLord@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Calling udders “breasts” is pretty weird bro.
I like to call them “long nipples”.
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Details shmetails. A teat is a teat. Would you prefer “mammary milk” to be technically correct?
Fun trivia: Did you know, the only other animals to have 2 thoracic and no other teats, besides anthropoids, are elephants and anteaters?
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You still got figure who was the first human to see them utters and decided they wanted to try that there cow milk. I mean did they suck straight from the utter like the calves? So basically yes those are cow breast.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 day ago
…you know the majority of our species straight up eats other species.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So do most other species.
protist@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Literally every organism on earth survives off of other organisms. Well, except lichen, that shit can eat rocks
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Lichen takes a likin’ to those minerals.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Looking into nature… No… No there are far weirder things than that.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It is pretty weird though I personally love cheese which is even more grim. That being said, do you know that milk probably developed from sweat? That makes it even weirder imo.
floop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Yet, incredibly delicious
hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
That’s when you accidentally milk a bull.
MTK@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.
Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don’t imagine it)
Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Humans are fucking disgusting and I suck their tits all the time
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Goatmilk fresh from the udder is just 👌
And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
Just the right warmth
hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
That fully depends on the animal. Humans are animals, and suckling a human breast is socially acceptable. Maybe not while they’re lactating, but I’m not one to judge.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
speak for yourself, pervert.
that’s the only way I drink milk. frothing at the mouth for every bowl of frosted flakes.
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
PLEASE DRINK ME
She nasty. I like it
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Cows with Mad Cow Disease
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I want to know what name came in second.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
“Daddy’s Milk”
DFX4509B_2@lemmy.org 1 day ago
That looks like it came straight out of Sausage Party.
oo1@lemmings.world 1 day ago
It is high in crowtein.
AreaKode@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Don’t get that on your skin!
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Well, it’s got lots of vitamin D.
x4740N@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Vitamin Dick
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
I don’t seem to be getting my daily does. Where does one get a supply?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Its milk, but from bulls instead of cows.
nonentity@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Nut milk comes from male cows.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Maiq@lemy.lol 1 day ago
Soylent White?
alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
High in Vitamin D…
x4740N@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ick
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Idk but during my holiday at the farm I learned that bulls give tasty milk too!
GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Milk from Diddy parties
Agent641@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Sleepy milk
GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Same thing as Soylent Green. Or maybe just their milk.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled “Liquid Death”.
What the kitten actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 back of 500ml bottled water
This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.
And it was originally created because drinking water isn’t cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Only in America does the coolness of drinking water ever factor into anything, coca cola successfully brainwashed the entire country lol
VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
I saw 6 bands during 2 concerts last week, three of them kinda rock/blues, three of them metal. All of them drank water from normal water bottles while on stage. No one cared.
ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Liquid Death isn’t bottled, it’s canned. They’re whole gimmick is “death to plastic” which is a little ironic considering that aluminum cans have a plastic lining.
Still, it’s a great product. They’ve eliminated 99.9% of the plastic, so I think the slogan still works.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My bad, I’m just used to saying bottled, not canned. Fixed 👍
Okokimup@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Omg I haven’t had canned water in 20+ years, that shit was amazing!
waitaminute@midwest.social 1 day ago
They have a plastic lining!?!? Crazy.
glups@piefed.social 1 day ago
No joke, their Dr Pepper imitation is delicious and 10 calories per can.
They also have an iced tea called Death to Billionaires which I appreciate.
AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I normally am against outrageous branding, especially in the overly masculine or nationalistic area, but I think they are pretty solid. Good product, they lean right into the ridiculousness just enough for it to be a little comical, seem to have good messaging, and it’s just good. Expensive for what it is though.
the_beber@feddit.org 1 day ago
Everyone who died had water in them. Really makes you think…
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
“Made by combining Ganges river water, Mexican tap water, and samples directly from the Fukushima reactor, Liquid Death won’t just slake your thirst, it will slay it for the rest of your life.”
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it’s such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It’s always disappointing to them and that’s what I feed on.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 1 day ago
Image
This you?
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Delightfully devilish, Seymour
Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Liquid Death is just an overpriced can of water, right?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
In essence, yes. It fills a small niche and a can isn’t as bad as a plastic bottle but in the end it’s water in a can.
mika_mika@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This isn’t an actual product just fyi it’s done by an artist.
db2@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Must be really nice beneath that rock your friend has been living under for literally years.