mika_mika

@mika_mika@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eminem is still the goat!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Perish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were dropped into a pool of people's spit and prevented from getting out, would you melt to death?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If it were a pool of e-girl saliva I would willingly drown before the saliva could melt me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨new religion just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Since the things are 14$ a box I’ve had to downgrade my happiness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Viruses are millennia-old nanobots from ancient aliens that went astray over time with their corrupted replication-programming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the 'wow you're really annoyingly explaining simple items with complex words cause you're a nerd' starter kit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That is a measuring tape. They typically look like that for tailoring and clothing alterations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shinji, I'm begging you. Please get out of the robot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was potty training a toddler the little guy would, with a serious face, would say he had to poop, only to start smiling and laughing at me with no intention of going once his naked bum was on the toilet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clippy had the best suggestions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Note: in my experience this does NOT work if you are a clean-cut looking person. You will be assumed to be the police and/or you will be threatened. You get your girlfriends to buy the drugs for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clippy had the best suggestions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was in my early 20s a grindr arrangement showed up at my place and something was clearly wrong. tweaking with a meth pipe asked me if I wanted any.

  I was insulted, but let him jerk off to me anyway in exchange I got to toss his drugs and paraphernalia. Nothing against drugs, but hope that dude in particular stayed clean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that Elena Kostyuchenko is an extraordinarily brave woman.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing online ever did happen though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨until next year⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a psychiatrist once who was a fan of One Piece and when I had him explain it to me, it didn’t sound like he enjoyed the plot as the main course per se but enjoyed that the characters were consistent. That he could pop in around any arc at random and have an idea of what’s going on. Luffy is rubber, Zoro has his sword, etc.

  He viewed it more like a soap opera you could tune into, rather than something you view from start to finish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨elixir of a god⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi! I take my prescription amphetamines but still self medicate with caffeine and nicotine, how did you make the switch instead of just stacking?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These are the same people that got their knickers in a twist about microwaving water for tea. Logic is not found in these types, only vibes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a horrible ethical argument. It has about as much logic as anal sex being legitimate before marriage because of the loophole of it not being traditional penetration. Just have sex. Just use viable human cells. Who cares.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can fix her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #2⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta accept that benign tweets in general do not for a good shitpost make.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI finds errors in 90% of Wikipedia's best articles⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hehe 67

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll call your bet and say that Sweeny is right. I think AI will become so commonplace that there will be no way around it and the market has already been streamlined in this direction.

  I would love it if my “feels” could be seen. But that is not reality. This battle is already long lost. Lemmy and the like can rage about it til their flames die out but it is a lost cause.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in favor of the disclosures for my own personal reasons, but I see a lot of people who are anti-AI usage based on “vibes” and that does not sit well with me. If people are disregarding the positive benefits of the technology because “vibes”, it makes me doubt the validity of those opinions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tattoo Ink Moves Through the Body, Killing Immune Cells and Weakening Vaccine Response⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I should schedule a new tattoo appointment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The level people are willing to delude themselves into their poor habit in this thread is breathtaking to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m seeing a lot of excuses in this thread for their poor habit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“You heard wrong” - users brutually reject Microsoft's "Copilot for work" in Edge and Windows 11⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There will be mainstream adoption of Open Source Software but you’re dreaming if you think it will remain free. Marketing alone to get the masses to adopt these options will have a cost that people will be paying for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Apple originally announced the first version of Halo in 1999, Xbox apparently called Bungie and said "'Steve Jobs can't have that. We're going to buy you.'"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have only played 1, 3, and Infinite. My halo experience has been great and I never really felt the burnout or lack of innovation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … 😡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insulin⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have mental health disabilities in the USA and my meds are at zero cost because I literally have had absolute zero income for the past 5 years.

  You wouldn’t believe how much those mood stabilizer/antidepressant cocktails stack up proportionally when I was able to scrape by on $15 an hour.

  The system set me up to fail with how shitty it is, if healthcare wasn’t crap I could be contributing to society without crippling myself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please tell me this is shopped.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got hit with the ketamine after an episode in the hospital and all I did was start chanting slavery hymns until it wore off and I was normal again. I don’t think Elon’s pathology is due to ketamine as funny as it is to say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dopamine!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bought some cubic zirconia earrings and to my surprise when I opened the box there was a little stud on the backside of the jewelry that no one will ever see, but it makes me happy to know it’s there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Proton mail charges to be compatible with Thunderbird I tried that already.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sensory issues⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Congratulations you have Sense Perception if you haven’t received a formal diagnosis you’re probably just normal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sensory issues⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Big doubt this person is on the severe on the autism disorder spectrum and is just a social media user seeking engagement.

  No one likes obnoxious tags.