AreaKode
@AreaKode@lemmy.world
- Comment on Study Featuring AI-Generated Giant Rat Penis Retracted, Journal Apologizes 5 weeks ago:
If their dongs were proportional to their nuts, that wouldn’t be far off!
- Comment on Seven Diabetes Patients Die Due to Undisclosed Bug in Abbott's Continuous Glucose Monitors 1 month ago:
A times B times C equals X…If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don’t do one.
- Comment on Winner takes all 1 month ago:
The spice must flow…
- Comment on no corn 1 month ago:
Malcolm isn’t in the middle! He on top!
- Comment on Swap is just reverse memory cache. 1 month ago:
Did you just… Download RAM?
- Comment on Every Christmas I make sure to include a special message from Santa's little helpers. 1 month ago:
Best kind of joke. Gotta teach them young.
- Comment on How come hypothetically if I make meth in my home. Knowing full well it could explode and take out my neighbors houses, why am I not charged with attempted murder? 1 month ago:
More importantly, youd have to convince a jury that the intent was there.
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- Comment on HDD prices spike as AI infrastructure and China's PC push collide — hard drives record biggest price increase in eight quarters, suppliers warn pressure will continue 1 month ago:
Due to “human rights” laws, we have to pay the slaves these days!
- Comment on It's quite impressive that most English speakers across the world understand each other, despite variations in accents/dialects 1 month ago:
I live in the US Midwest with almost no accent. Anytime I go somewhere where people have strong accents, my brain really has to work to understand them. It’ll take a couple of days of immersion before I really start to understand people.
- Comment on Literal shitpost 1 month ago:
You forgot your corn.
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 1 month ago:
17
- Comment on How Obscene! 1 month ago:
Yeah, sorry about that. The guys and I will open the curtains next time we’re at your mom’s house.
- Comment on The President of the United States of America 2 months ago:
Nap time is back!
- Comment on Waiting for Capitalism to collapse, so we can get this over with so we can reverse climate change and have nice memes, technology and the good end 2 months ago:
If history tells us anything… Image
- Comment on Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth 2 months ago:
These facts don’t align with my feelz.
- Comment on Bondi's Latest Press Briefing 2 months ago:
It’s right next to the bullet hole in his ear. I can’t find it either!
- Comment on Not to get all religous but was not Jesus pissed for people making money in churches? Didn't he flip tables and everything? Then how do churches nowadays explain the collection plate? 2 months ago:
The pastor never reads that passage. His job is to make people feel better about themselves and to enrich the church! If people start feeling bad about themselves, they’ll stop coming!
And don’t ask about why people don’t read the bible. That sounds hard…
- Comment on Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more) 2 months ago:
“It’s not a lie… if you believe it!”
Just like couchfucker.
- Comment on Sony’s Concord Is Playable Again Thanks To Fan-Made Custom Servers 2 months ago:
Useful Idiot. They’re so convinced that they’re on the winning side that facts don’t matter anymore.
- Comment on Governments are like parents who say, "Do as I say, not as I do" 2 months ago:
A responsible company would have a 6 month emergency fund… Failure to plan ahead should not be my emergency
- Comment on You live in Clown World when guys are using bathroom hand dryers 2 months ago:
- Comment on Let a 10 year old boy make a shirt 2 months ago:
It’s anti-semite to say it. It’s anti-semite to leave it off the list.
You know what, I’ve changed my mind: I’m okay with genocide now.
- Comment on Why not just move to a gated community 2 months ago:
Randoms don’t wander in. There is, at the minimum, an illusion of security with a security guard.
Security is security: the more you have, the more difficult target you look. It doesn’t necessarily make you safer, but the illusion exists on both sides.
- Comment on Is there a selfhosted option for webcomics? 2 months ago:
You mean like an RSS reader? Check out FreshRSS. It’s been my go-to since Google’s RSS reader shutdown.
- Comment on Maybe there was a cure for human cancer, but it didn't work at all in mice. 2 months ago:
(not mice), but Fancy Rats are extremely susceptible to tumors. It sucks. Most rats I’ve owned have died of either cancer or respiratory illnesses than old age.
Bonus shot of my boy Finn:
- Comment on Chaotic Evil 2 months ago:
- Comment on He can't keep getting away with it 3 months ago:
That’s the goal! Bring in all the best “donors”!
- Comment on Progress 3 months ago:
Kill the WiFi!
- Comment on I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group 😎 3 months ago:
Lemmy has an HR department…
