AreaKode
@AreaKode@lemmy.world
- Comment on Winner takes all 6 hours ago:
The spice must flow…
- Comment on no corn 10 hours ago:
Malcolm isn’t in the middle! He on top!
- Comment on Swap is just reverse memory cache. 3 days ago:
Did you just… Download RAM?
- Comment on Every Christmas I make sure to include a special message from Santa's little helpers. 4 days ago:
Best kind of joke. Gotta teach them young.
- Comment on How come hypothetically if I make meth in my home. Knowing full well it could explode and take out my neighbors houses, why am I not charged with attempted murder? 4 days ago:
More importantly, youd have to convince a jury that the intent was there.
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- Comment on HDD prices spike as AI infrastructure and China's PC push collide — hard drives record biggest price increase in eight quarters, suppliers warn pressure will continue 1 week ago:
Due to “human rights” laws, we have to pay the slaves these days!
- Comment on It's quite impressive that most English speakers across the world understand each other, despite variations in accents/dialects 1 week ago:
I live in the US Midwest with almost no accent. Anytime I go somewhere where people have strong accents, my brain really has to work to understand them. It’ll take a couple of days of immersion before I really start to understand people.
- Comment on Literal shitpost 2 weeks ago:
You forgot your corn.
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 2 weeks ago:
17
- Comment on How Obscene! 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, sorry about that. The guys and I will open the curtains next time we’re at your mom’s house.
- Comment on The President of the United States of America 3 weeks ago:
Nap time is back!
- Comment on Waiting for Capitalism to collapse, so we can get this over with so we can reverse climate change and have nice memes, technology and the good end 3 weeks ago:
If history tells us anything… Image
- Comment on Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth 4 weeks ago:
These facts don’t align with my feelz.
- Comment on Bondi's Latest Press Briefing 4 weeks ago:
It’s right next to the bullet hole in his ear. I can’t find it either!
- Comment on Not to get all religous but was not Jesus pissed for people making money in churches? Didn't he flip tables and everything? Then how do churches nowadays explain the collection plate? 4 weeks ago:
The pastor never reads that passage. His job is to make people feel better about themselves and to enrich the church! If people start feeling bad about themselves, they’ll stop coming!
And don’t ask about why people don’t read the bible. That sounds hard…
- Comment on Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more) 4 weeks ago:
“It’s not a lie… if you believe it!”
Just like couchfucker.
- Comment on Sony’s Concord Is Playable Again Thanks To Fan-Made Custom Servers 5 weeks ago:
Useful Idiot. They’re so convinced that they’re on the winning side that facts don’t matter anymore.
- Comment on Governments are like parents who say, "Do as I say, not as I do" 1 month ago:
A responsible company would have a 6 month emergency fund… Failure to plan ahead should not be my emergency
- Comment on You live in Clown World when guys are using bathroom hand dryers 1 month ago:
- Comment on Let a 10 year old boy make a shirt 1 month ago:
It’s anti-semite to say it. It’s anti-semite to leave it off the list.
You know what, I’ve changed my mind: I’m okay with genocide now.
- Comment on Why not just move to a gated community 1 month ago:
Randoms don’t wander in. There is, at the minimum, an illusion of security with a security guard.
Security is security: the more you have, the more difficult target you look. It doesn’t necessarily make you safer, but the illusion exists on both sides.
- Comment on Is there a selfhosted option for webcomics? 1 month ago:
You mean like an RSS reader? Check out FreshRSS. It’s been my go-to since Google’s RSS reader shutdown.
- Comment on Maybe there was a cure for human cancer, but it didn't work at all in mice. 1 month ago:
(not mice), but Fancy Rats are extremely susceptible to tumors. It sucks. Most rats I’ve owned have died of either cancer or respiratory illnesses than old age.
Bonus shot of my boy Finn:
- Comment on Chaotic Evil 1 month ago:
- Comment on He can't keep getting away with it 1 month ago:
That’s the goal! Bring in all the best “donors”!
- Comment on Progress 1 month ago:
Kill the WiFi!
- Comment on I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group 😎 2 months ago:
Lemmy has an HR department…
- Comment on Does anyone else notice an up tick in hostility on Lemmy lately? 2 months ago:
I put on my robe and wizard hat!
- Comment on I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group 😎 2 months ago:
🍆
