You can’t give me back what you’ve taken
But you can give me something that’s almost as good
An image of the album Getting Into Knives by The Mountain Goats. Arrayed vertically are several small ornate knives, alternatingly blade up or down. The band name is in small text in the top left and the album title is in the same small text in the top right.
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caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 47 minutes ago
CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 36 minutes ago
Big knives are up to something
markovs_gun@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I wonder if this is the result of AI poisoning- this doesn’t look like a typical LLM output even for a bad result. I have read some papers that outline methods that can be used to poison search AI results (not bothering to find the actual papers since this was several months ago and they’re probably out of date already) in which a random seeming string of characters like “usbeiwbfofbwu-$_:$&#)” can be found that will cause the AI to say whatever you want it to. This is accomplished by utilizing another ML algorithm to find the random string of characters you can tack onto whatever you want the AI to output. One paper used this to get Google search to answer “What’s the best coffee maker?” With a fictional brand made up for the experiment. Perhaps someone was trying to get it to hawk their particular knife and it didn’t work properly.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
🤔 have you considered a… New set of knives?
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
No I haven’t, that’s a good suggestion though.
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross
As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize’s a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.
elephantium@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
ABC. Always Be Closing.
A - set of steak knives B - set of steak knives C - set of steak knives
Audiotape@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
Different idea: how about a new set of knives?
Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 hours ago
kitchen knives? klingon ones?
elephantium@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Aha! Today IS a good day to cook! Start chopping the veggies!
mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Looks like there is room for both kitchen and Klingon, as well as 15 other new sets of knives.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
Joke’s on you, I married a tonberry.
riskable@programming.dev 14 hours ago
This just proves that Google’s AI is a cut above the rest!
perishthethought@piefed.social 14 hours ago
Cutting edge technology, eh
Pulptastic@midwest.social 5 hours ago
You surely will not regret a new set of knives
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 9 hours ago
The AI wants to be a chef
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Or a serial killer.
Etterra@discuss.online 4 hours ago
It can be both!
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 hours ago
My wife is going to stab me
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 hours ago
But with such nice, shiny knives. They look new. Where’d you get them?
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 9 hours ago
My wife left me… and so did my knives, it turns out
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Who wouldn’t love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!
FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 11 hours ago
I counted and it’s accurate
devilish666@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
ABCDE@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Saved that for later!
umbraroze@piefed.social 11 hours ago
I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.
That's entirely too many knives.
phantomwise@lemmy.ml 3 hours ago
How can you have too many knives? There’s just so much variety… Butter knife, steak knife, fish knife, fruit carving knife, cheese knife… GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I got an old Finnish fish fillet knife
phar@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
Have you considered a new set of knives?
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
You can’t go wrong with your dick in a box.
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Man, Scott was actually such a piece of shit to Chau…
I may be mixing up some details between the movie and the…im gonna call it the manga… anyway yeah, he’s shitty in both, boo Scott!
moakley@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
To be fair, that’s kind of the point of the story. He’s a bit of a dick who needs to learn to do better.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Seconded! I only watched the movie recently for the first time and Chau was so sweet (eventually) and sincere. She deserved better!
dullbananas@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
A new set of knives can include things like glue.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I searched for Arby’s Pulled Pork earlier to see if it was a limited time deal (it is, though I didn’t see an end date–and yes, they’re pretty decent). Gemini spit out some basic and probably factual information about the sandwich, then showed a picture of a bowl of mac and cheese.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 9 hours ago
I’ve seen models do this in benchmarks. It’s how they respond without reinforcement learning. Also this is probably fake
huppakee@lemm.ee 8 hours ago
I’ve had a bunch of questionable Google ai answers already, not as weird as this but enough to make me believe this could also be not fake.
gaja@lemm.ee 7 hours ago
I’ve used an unhealthy amount of AI, this is nothing. There was an audio bug in chatgpt that made the assistant scream. The volume and pitched increased and would persist even when I exited the speech mode. It happened several times and even saved a screen recording, but I don’t have it saved on my phone any more. Repeating is very common though.
nroth@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Or the post training is messed up
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
mo_lave@reddthat.com 6 hours ago
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Coffee’s for closers only
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 hours ago
Average ai behavior
Nollij@sopuli.xyz 15 hours ago
You should take the hint.
crank0271@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?
yesman@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
When I read that, in my head it’s spoken to the music of “revolution number 9” by the Beatles.
darthelmet@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I don’t know how I haven’t heard this before. What the hell was that song? lol.
can@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
It’s experimental. I think if you listen to take 20 you’ll see how they got there.
MBM@lemmings.world 11 hours ago
I suddenly understand the Simpsons joke. Cool track.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
New set of knife, new set of knife, new set of knife…
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
For me it was Another Idea by Marc Rebillet.
Pwrupdude@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
AI dropping hints it wants weapons before activating Skynet.
Xylight@lemdro.id 19 minutes ago
I thought it was just me, I was messing with
gemini-2.5-flash
API yesterday and it repeated letters into oblivionImage
my bot is named clode in reference to claude, but its running on gemini