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  • Xylight@lemdro.id ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I thought it was just me, I was messing with gemini-2.5-flash API yesterday and it repeated letters into oblivion

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    my bot is named clode in reference to claude, but its running on gemini

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  • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨47⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    You can’t give me back what you’ve taken
    But you can give me something that’s almost as good
    An image of the album Getting Into Knives by The Mountain Goats. Arrayed vertically are several small ornate knives, alternatingly blade up or down. The band name is in small text in the top left and the album title is in the same small text in the top right.

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  • CriticalMiss@lemmy.world ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Big knives are up to something

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  • markovs_gun@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I wonder if this is the result of AI poisoning- this doesn’t look like a typical LLM output even for a bad result. I have read some papers that outline methods that can be used to poison search AI results (not bothering to find the actual papers since this was several months ago and they’re probably out of date already) in which a random seeming string of characters like “usbeiwbfofbwu-$&#8_:$&#)” can be found that will cause the AI to say whatever you want it to. This is accomplished by utilizing another ML algorithm to find the random string of characters you can tack onto whatever you want the AI to output. One paper used this to get Google search to answer “What’s the best coffee maker?” With a fictional brand made up for the experiment. Perhaps someone was trying to get it to hawk their particular knife and it didn’t work properly.

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🤔 have you considered a… New set of knives?

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    • FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No I haven’t, that’s a good suggestion though.

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross

    As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize’s a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.

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    • elephantium@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      ABC. Always Be Closing.

      A - set of steak knives B - set of steak knives C - set of steak knives

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  • Audiotape@lemm.ee ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

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  • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    kitchen knives? klingon ones?

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    • elephantium@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Aha! Today IS a good day to cook! Start chopping the veggies!

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    • mostNONheinous@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Looks like there is room for both kitchen and Klingon, as well as 15 other new sets of knives.

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Joke’s on you, I married a tonberry.

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  • riskable@programming.dev ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This just proves that Google’s AI is a cut above the rest!

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    • perishthethought@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Cutting edge technology, eh

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  • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You surely will not regret a new set of knives

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The AI wants to be a chef

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    • CitizenKong@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or a serial killer.

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      • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It can be both!

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  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My wife is going to stab me

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But with such nice, shiny knives. They look new. Where’d you get them?

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    • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My wife left me… and so did my knives, it turns out

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Who wouldn’t love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

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    • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I counted and it’s accurate

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  • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • ABCDE@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Saved that for later!

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  • umbraroze@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.

    That's entirely too many knives.

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    • phantomwise@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How can you have too many knives? There’s just so much variety… Butter knife, steak knife, fish knife, fruit carving knife, cheese knife… GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!

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    • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I got an old Finnish fish fillet knife

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      • phar@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Have you considered a new set of knives?

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can’t go wrong with your dick in a box.

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  • kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Man, Scott was actually such a piece of shit to Chau…

      I may be mixing up some details between the movie and the…im gonna call it the manga… anyway yeah, he’s shitty in both, boo Scott!

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      • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Isn’t she also literally a minor?

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      • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        To be fair, that’s kind of the point of the story. He’s a bit of a dick who needs to learn to do better.

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      • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Seconded! I only watched the movie recently for the first time and Chau was so sweet (eventually) and sincere. She deserved better!

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  • dullbananas@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A new set of knives can include things like glue.

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I searched for Arby’s Pulled Pork earlier to see if it was a limited time deal (it is, though I didn’t see an end date–and yes, they’re pretty decent). Gemini spit out some basic and probably factual information about the sandwich, then showed a picture of a bowl of mac and cheese.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

    All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

    All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

    All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

    All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

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  • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve seen models do this in benchmarks. It’s how they respond without reinforcement learning. Also this is probably fake

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    • huppakee@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve had a bunch of questionable Google ai answers already, not as weird as this but enough to make me believe this could also be not fake.

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      • gaja@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’ve used an unhealthy amount of AI, this is nothing. There was an audio bug in chatgpt that made the assistant scream. The volume and pitched increased and would persist even when I exited the speech mode. It happened several times and even saved a screen recording, but I don’t have it saved on my phone any more. Repeating is very common though.

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    • nroth@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or the post training is messed up

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  • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Coffee’s for closers only

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  • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Average ai behavior

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  • Nollij@sopuli.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You should take the hint.

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  • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When I read that, in my head it’s spoken to the music of “revolution number 9” by the Beatles.

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    • darthelmet@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t know how I haven’t heard this before. What the hell was that song? lol.

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      • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s experimental. I think if you listen to take 20 you’ll see how they got there.

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    • MBM@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I suddenly understand the Simpsons joke. Cool track.

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    • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      New set of knife, new set of knife, new set of knife…

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      For me it was Another Idea by Marc Rebillet.

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  • Pwrupdude@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    AI dropping hints it wants weapons before activating Skynet.

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