CitizenKong
@CitizenKong@lemmy.world
- Comment on Gosh darn it 1 day ago:
We are all just children in ill-fitting adult suits.
- Comment on Baldur's Gate 3 or Clair Obscur: Expedition 33? 2 days ago:
If you’re strictly speaking about how many hours of playtime you will get out of it, than BG3. Both games are awesome though (in totally different ways).
- Comment on The universe thinks you're gay. 3 days ago:
Also, our refresh rate is pathetic compared to other creatures like flies.
- Comment on An alien invasion 6 days ago:
We found the answer to the Fermi Paradox and it’s greedy sociopaths fucking everything up.
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 1 week ago:
Gerontofication, in this case.
- Comment on Laura Loomer wants ICE to livestream arrests for entertainment: "Make it exciting an show ICE agents tackling Juan and Jesus" 1 week ago:
Of course the Jigsaw puppet wants it to be televised, that tracks.
- Comment on Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 sticks two bloodsucker clans, including the sexy one, behind paid day-one DLC 2 weeks ago:
Can’t wait to play it a year later, on sale, with all DLC included.
- Comment on Hmmm... 3 weeks ago:
Fish looks like me when I have a mandated BTO day.
- Comment on Gotta go fox taming 4 weeks ago:
I will not get lectured by a guy who’s in a toxic relationship with a plant.
- Comment on outbreak 4 weeks ago:
This was probably produced some time before 2022 and was the attempt at a very short apocalyptic horror story.
- Comment on Avatar (the one with the blue aliens) is such a weird franchise 5 weeks ago:
Doesn’t help that its dialogue is so boring, its most well known quote is literally just “I see you”.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 5 weeks ago:
Jesse Eisenberg.
- Comment on To win the show Alone, could someone smuggle a GPS locator inside of their anus? 5 weeks ago:
Not many, all of them.
- Comment on When A Face Scan Decides Who Eats And Who Keeps Their Job 1 month ago:
Yeah, I think I remember that Black Mirror episode… wait, it’s real?
- Comment on Thanks I hate it 1 month ago:
But seriously, melon mixed with feta, mint leaves and seasoned with chili is really nice.
- Comment on Bring them back!!! 1 month ago:
It still comes down to Hammond not paying Nedry enough although he claimed he “spared no expenses”.
- Comment on Radiation is a literal Lovecraftian Monster 1 month ago:
Which was inspired by scientific accounts of the physical effects of radiation that Lovecraft had read.
- Comment on So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance... 2 months ago:
How very American to worry about the nightmare you’re enduring.
- Comment on Meta rolled back protections. Now hate is surging. 2 months ago:
Ok, but there had been plenty of criticism before that, specifically how readily the algorithm funnels the user into alt-right echo chambers.
- Comment on Meta rolled back protections. Now hate is surging. 2 months ago:
The headline confuses me. Has Facebook ever done something else?
- Comment on AGI achieved 🤖 2 months ago:
Oooh, I didn’t even know it had a sequel!
I wouldn’t say it flirts with the supernatural as much as it’s with one foot into weird fiction, which is where cosmic horror comes from.
- Comment on AGI achieved 🤖 2 months ago:
Blindsight is such a great novel. It has not one, not two but three great sci-fi concepts rolled into one.
One is artificial intelligence (the ship’s captain is an AI), the second is alien life so vastly different it appears incomprehensible to human minds. And last but not least, and the most wild, vampires as a evolutionary branch of humanity that died out and has been recreated in the future.
- Comment on Mantis, watch out! 2 months ago:
Well, the mother also liquifies her own innards and regurgitates them to feed her young, dying in the process so there’s that.
- Comment on How the US is turning into a mass techno-surveillance state 2 months ago:
That’s a capitalism weakness, not a human weakness though.
- Comment on Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift? 2 months ago:
Or a serial killer.
- Comment on Y'all ever think maybe the hype around melding your body and mind with an Asari is all bs and their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic? 2 months ago:
I really like idea that they only look sexy to us the player because we’re human and that they look Turian to a Turian, Salarian to Salarians and so on because they emit something (pheromones or empathy waves) that alters the perception of other races.
- Comment on Wanna Ride This Bussy? 2 months ago:
They are real bussies for not leaning into it.
- Comment on "You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books" 3 months ago:
Also, Tomb Raider. One of the most well known videogame characters is literally an ass-kicking woman.
- Comment on 1955 was as old in 1990 as 1990 is in 2025. 3 months ago:
In 2060, people will curse the people of 2020 who did almost nothing to mitigate climate change.
- Comment on The chocolate cake featured in the 1996 film *Matilda* is the canonical chocolate cake for all 90's kids. 3 months ago:
More of a general thing, but spinach was popularized as healthy food by Popeye.