Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?

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• mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Coffee’s for closers only

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I searched for Arby’s Pulled Pork earlier to see if it was a limited time deal (it is, though I didn’t see an end date–and yes, they’re pretty decent). Gemini spit out some basic and probably factual information about the sandwich, then showed a picture of a bowl of mac and cheese.

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can’t go wrong with your dick in a box.

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• driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The AI wants to be a chef

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  • CitizenKong@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or a serial killer.

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It can be both!

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• FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve seen models do this in benchmarks. It’s how they respond without reinforcement learning. Also this is probably fake

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  • huppakee@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve had a bunch of questionable Google ai answers already, not as weird as this but enough to make me believe this could also be not fake.

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    • gaja@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve used an unhealthy amount of AI, this is nothing. There was an audio bug in chatgpt that made the assistant scream. The volume and pitched increased and would persist even when I exited the speech mode. It happened several times and even saved a screen recording, but I don’t have it saved on my phone any more. Repeating is very common though.

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  • nroth@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or the post training is messed up

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• 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wanting to skip the divorce proceedings I take it?

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• RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t mind a ceramic knives set

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• fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Mwa@thelemmy.club ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How is this related to the Lgbtq/Homophobia

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    • fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Okay. I get it. It’s also not that funny.

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• umbraroze@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.

  That's entirely too many knives.

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  • phantomwise@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How can you have too many knives? There’s just so much variety… Butter knife, steak knife, fish knife, fruit carving knife, cheese knife… GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!

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  • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I got an old Finnish fish fillet knife

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    • phar@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have you considered a new set of knives?

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

  All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

  All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

  All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

  All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

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• Happyblonde@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Honestly, someone bought me a new knife set and I loved it 😂

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Noted. In two years, I will buy many knives. She’s gonna love it.

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• WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reminds me of Max Headroom getting stuck on a segment

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fun fact Max headroom and two characters from the old live-action super Mario bros movie are all based on the current president.

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• VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My wife is going to stab me

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  • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My wife left me… and so did my knives, it turns out

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But with such nice, shiny knives. They look new. Where’d you get them?

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• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

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• wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I guess “knives” hits a safety restriction that’s been added after the main training, and it just breaks at that point.

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• FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who wouldn’t love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

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  • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I counted and it’s accurate

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I counted it too and it’s accurate

      (in case the reader needs more data points)

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• dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds like they are cutting corners and using 8b parameters model that’s from 2023

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  • phantomwise@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least those corners are cut with shiny new knives. Have you considered buying a new set?

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  • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They used devs mode and edited the response to make a screenshot.

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    • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As much as I hate LLMs, this is probably the correct answer.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “And someone keeps knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting…”

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• kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Man, Scott was actually such a piece of shit to Chau…

    I may be mixing up some details between the movie and the…im gonna call it the manga… anyway yeah, he’s shitty in both, boo Scott!

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    • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Isn’t she also literally a minor?

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    • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To be fair, that’s kind of the point of the story. He’s a bit of a dick who needs to learn to do better.

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    • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Seconded! I only watched the movie recently for the first time and Chau was so sweet (eventually) and sincere. She deserved better!

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• JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Too lazy to make this into the appropriate meme… use your imagination.

  Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.

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• Shootingstarrz17@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yep, AI is gonna murder us.

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gemini needs to stop edging me

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• ramius345@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Five years in, they either grew into a real couple, or they are about to murder each other. In the latter case, well, having good, new knives could be advantageous.

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• Pwrupdude@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  AI dropping hints it wants weapons before activating Skynet.

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• lemmylommy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Glados, is that you?

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• RobotZap10000@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It must’ve taken some inspiration from Julius Caesar’s gift.

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