phar

@phar@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨White House Faith Office⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s only one point in the bible where someone actually asks Jesus how to receive eternal life. Jesus says to keep the commandments and also:

  "Jesus said to him, “If you want to be perfect, go and sell all you have and give the money to the poor, and you will have riches in heaven; then come and follow me.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Almost done⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t care how comfy it is, I’m not pooping on the couch. Gotta make sweet love to that couch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eat that ramen⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am also no longer allowed at the zoo