kruhmaster

@kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Believe It Or Not, Black Licorice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dafuq is a strawerry?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, the latest unnecessary AI innovation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that how Idiocracy started?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨woag⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bold statement from someone who has no idea who I am.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The way he farts in his sleep, it definitely became an ass-room 😶‍🌫️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got this beat.

  My dad was a drunk sleepwalker and a nude sleeper. One time I had a friend over and we were watching something in the living room late at night when my dad kinda meanders behind us and sits on the recliner and passes out, full monte. It was super embarrassing, plus, I’m fairly sure he intended to sit on the toilet but missed his mark by, like, three whole-ass rooms.

  Thankfully he didn’t relieve himself. Night was still a bit awkward after that, trying to ignore the bass-heavy snarling sound of my father’s drunken snoring behind us while we attempted to carry on. Told my mom she needs to lock the bedroom door from now on 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am just silly⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am just silly⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s unimportant to the joke, so the detail isn’t necessary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WARNING!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey honey wake up, new circumcision just dropped

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WARNING!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ER-ZONE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horses ARE Forever⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Horse sellers were apparently shaking in their boots when automobiles were invented 😆

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heroic dog⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin’ WHOOSH

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Studio Ghibli Distributor Champions ‘Princess Mononoke’ Box Office at ‘A Time When Technology Tries to Replicate Humanity’⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Great comment to read at the height of Studio Ghibli AI filter popularity 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discord going public. Plz help a future refugee.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to have a free lifetime server from someone that was giving them away, but he shut down after a few years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The executive is functioning⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  OP living life 😙👌