I think you mean to say:
“Chat, is this generation COOKED?”
What would this list look like for your generation?
Submitted 11 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Thorry84@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
CaseOh: “Chat, we’re cooked.”
Chat: “Pls don’t eat us!”
Broadfern@lemmy.world 11 months ago
As always, the best way to get kids to stop using these words is to use them yourself. Use the ancient cringe-power to disarm the youth 🦹🔥
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
As a teacher, I cannot tell you how much this changed my life. I just spew their random shit right at them, totally straight-faced, with a painful degree of enunciation. They do not say those words again in my presence. Their cringe feeds me. I also find it helpful to try to get them to define each term, in excruciating detail, then I destroy the word for them.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Let’s everyone thank chat for yeeting this advice to us
hpucks@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How often was Emma saying Tweaking to get her own place on the board?
Syltti@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My thoughts exactly.
workerONE@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No mames hahahaha Google translate says it means “don’t fuck with me”
StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Yeah that’s not even current slang is it? My 50 year old coworkers were saying no mamas 10 years ago.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I say it every day! Lol
“No mames, güey. Qué pedo, viste??”
lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
This is fein
EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I had a music teacher in the 90s once have a breakdown and scream, “I don’t want to hear shit, fuck, or blowjob one more time” and then run out of the room. The kids are okay.
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Sigma and Ligma both banned???
ignotum@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I know most of them but… What’s ligma?
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 11 months ago
Was using Ligma in the 80’s, glad to see it still in circulation.
Ligma balls / Ligma sweaty balls / Ligma sweaty (sports clothing you happen to be holding) e.g. Ligma sweaty socks
whotookkarl@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ligma Balls, cousin to Seymour Butts and Hugh Jass
aquaticape@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Don’t neglect Mike Hunt…
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Ligma balls to find out!
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Ligma balls, I guess…
iamjackflack@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Def add bruh
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Only 24… Pathetic
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The teachers frowned on us saying cunt.
BenThereDoneThat@lemm.ee 11 months ago
There sure are a lot of people whose son are in this class
boreengreen@lemm.ee 11 months ago
There was no list of banned words in my schools. Common sense was enough. Kids do understand common sense.
Anime words? Like all words ever spoken in animation?
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Omae wa mou… shinderou!
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
NANI!?
spicehoarder@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Chat, we are so cooked. Diddy hit me with stage 5 LIGMA in Ohio.🥀 I tried to tell the huzz, but I had massive beta energy 🪫🥶 and just stood there like goofy ahh broke boy NPC.🧍No mames! 😫
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
-10000 aura fr
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What does fein mean? Is it just shortened feign?
spicehoarder@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Fein comes from the Travis Scott song Fe!N. While it is a synonym of “addict”, Travis uses it more as a musical refrain. The repeated and somewhat goofy intonation of the repeated phrase is what lead to the memification of this slang word. When using “fein”, it can be used like any other nonsensical filler word.
oppy1984@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I know I’m old and I’m not meant to understand most of these, but someone please explain Ohio.
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
So there’s this state in the United States called Ohio, and it’s generally one of the worst places to be. If you’re “in Ohio” or “feeling Ohio,” you’re feelin bad.
oppy1984@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Feels bad man.
Supervisor194@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I had to look it up too. A slang term among Zoomers and Gen Alpha, mostly used ironically in Brainrot and Slang Overload memes, such as the Ohio Rizz Gyatt trend.
oppy1984@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Thank you. I read as much as I could before remembering I need to get a vasectomy. Eh, we all have our slang at that age, I don’t have kids so I don’t need to understand it… which is good because I don’t.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fuck Ohio, I wanna know about Pimpkin!
Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 months ago
I think this is it:
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Sorry but “any combination of ‘tuah’ and ‘hawk’” has me fucking rolling. Since every now and then my mom and I will do that exact thing spontaneously while talking.
Like she’ll be talking about Cactuar and my brain will be like “Cactuah”
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Your mom talks about a Final Fantasy monster?
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
My mom is the one who got me into gaming, especially my love for JRPGs as she has played FFVI through FFXIII. She has told me several times how much she hates Cactuar because of the thousand needle attack or whatever.
Unfortunately the backlog of games is so high that I haven’t played a FF game besides 15 (which was ass lol). But I do wanna play the FFVII and FFX remakes real bad. I think her favorite is one of those two, don’t remember which.
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Hit me with them thousand needles.
…I’m not that other person’s mom.
AscendantSquid@lemm.ee 11 months ago
They didn’t say anything about it being the last monster their mom fantasizes about
Bonus@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Stop like, being such a fascist pig, man! Dig?
Rooskie91@discuss.online 11 months ago
Roflcopter, what an epic fail! The speech patterns of other generations are so not tubular or radical! Unlike my generation holds up spork we’re too random to to be lame!
baggins@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Gen A / Z slang is objectively cooler than this 😞
Comrade_Spood@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Some of this was Gen Z slang. Like ROFLcopter. Early Gen Z was part of the stuff like Gay Luigi, the troll song, nyan cat, yeeee, rick rolling, swag, 360 no scope mlg, etc
kevin2107@lemmy.world 11 months ago
gooned
vk6flab@lemmy.radio 11 months ago
I get the sense that this list is constantly growing and acts as an incentive to invent new words that end up on the list.
By that measure, Emma is a rockstar and Darius is being bullied by their classmates and the teacher.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 11 months ago
LIGMA!!!
floo@retrolemmy.com 11 months ago
“Balls” still permitted
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
When I was in the 1st grade, I successfully got sent to the Principal for saying “Cookie Crisp” too many times.
jaaake@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Saying it, or howling it?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I for one support the educational system refusing to address Oio. Every year people are subjected to delicious and sinful delicacies like Da*ton style pizza, Cincin*ati chili, and *uckeyes. Remember, only you can forget about oio
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s ok, you can curse on the internet.
communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 11 months ago
You’d think so but I think saying o*io is a little much… up there with the n-bomb, you just can’t say it
R3D4CT3D@midwest.social 11 months ago
Seriously intrigued by “Darius noises”, hahaha
jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Had to look this up: www.tiktok.com/…/7440554144097668395?lang=en
Seems like Darius is a guy with autism that makes noises on TikTok. His caretaker (mother?) seems to think it’s healthy to express himself and let off energy.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I would upvote because added context but you’re promoting TikTok so I won’t.
griff@lemmings.world 11 months ago
- fast she discipline??
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 11 months ago
For us it was just finger guns and swear words.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What’s Ligma?
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What’s up dog? …wait, no. Ligma dog! …shit wrong again. What’s up balls?
ickplant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Extremely tasteful use of meme.
Drekaridill@feddit.is 11 months ago
What did Emma do?
ickplant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I have the same question.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 11 months ago
Ohio being on the list is pretty funny (assuming this is in the US). Going to make geography and history classes awkward.
What grade is this, that Edging and Goon were common enough terms that they had to be included here?
“Animal noises” is very broad. Furry persecution. :(
The fact that they lose “LiveSchool points”, whatever those are, presumably for saying these words, is almost worse than the fact that they have this list at all. I don’t know what that system is or how it works, but I already hate it.
fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
It’s probably some fast she discipline system. The way we treat kids in schools is horrific, has been for quite a while though but they feel entitled to subject kids to whatever technological Horrors they can come up with
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 11 months ago
If this list was done for my class back when I was in school, realistically it’d just be slurs
ickplant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Damn, you are probably right. Maybe this generation isn’t so doomed after all.
fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Much to do is always made of the kids personally I’m undecided. I have a feeling that they might go hard left after the formative experiences are Christmas being ruined by the right winger in the White House
brown567@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Old list, needs a few Minecraft movie quotes added XD
DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Chicken jerky
usernameusername@lemm.ee 11 months ago
In the Minecraft. Straight up jockeyng it. And by ‘it’ haha well, lets just say. My chicken