son_named_bort
@son_named_bort@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
Yeah, I don’t regret not reading it.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
- Comment on Onion be onioning again 3 days ago:
That’s when you go for the foot job instead.
- Comment on Thats fair 3 days ago:
I’d upgrade my balls so that they aren’t vulnerable when being attacked. That way I can steal Bobby Hill’s purse and get away with it.
- Comment on Not difficult to understand 5 days ago:
Big if true
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 1 week ago:
Having sex is gay
- Comment on You could get anything you wanted and it was FREE 1 week ago:
They even had “Don’t Worry, be Happy” by Bob Marley.
- Comment on Oh no! 1 week ago:
They were too cheap for the good stuff.
- Comment on The fact that even 3D games are old now blows my mind on a regular basis. 1 week ago:
This was Mario 40 years ago:
- Comment on You never forget your first 2 weeks ago:
Phillips CDi? Oh no!
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 2 weeks ago:
What’s Ligma?
- Comment on The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared. 2 weeks ago:
Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey hey
Goodbye
- Comment on Jetpack 2 weeks ago:
Just as long as her farts stay farts.
- Comment on Choose one 2 weeks ago:
I want to be your sledgehammer.
- Comment on He has risen 3 weeks ago:
Mr. Jesus is getting Lemon Pledge.
- Comment on RFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassisted 3 weeks ago:
That would explain why Musk is full of shit.
- Comment on Ok, thanks... 4 weeks ago:
Marge Simpson in shambles.
- Comment on It's a fun new game 4 weeks ago:
0420 0069 1337 8008
- Comment on Do you really have to let everyone know 4 weeks ago:
Where do you even get these bumper stickers? Is there that much demand for them?
- Comment on Cheers lads 4 weeks ago:
No officer, the tree jumped in my way, I swear!
- Comment on Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York 4 weeks ago:
Ah, so it was the streets of Utica.
- Comment on Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York 4 weeks ago:
I thought that was from the streets of Albany?
- Comment on Most under-utilized consoles? 5 weeks ago:
The Atari Lynx had the graphics to blow the Game Boy out of the water. Unfortunately most of the games sucked so it died quickly.
- Comment on But that is just a theory 5 weeks ago:
Big if true
- Comment on Friendly reminder 5 weeks ago:
I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail hopefully my gravestone says something like rest in peace and not something vulgar.
- Comment on Child support 1 month ago:
You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said “daddy I know you’re going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries” and I said “son, you’re 38 years old, why the hell haven’t you moved out yet?”
- Comment on Disappointing coyote attack 1 month ago:
He shouldn’t have gotten his dentures from Acme.
- Comment on The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme 1 month ago:
I once had a group chat that got leaked. There’s a possibility that it may have involved some light treason.
- Comment on Another treasure stolen from us 1 month ago:
The GameCube cases also came with a pizza roll holder but it was a little too small.
- Comment on Ever wonder how the term "pink slip" came about? This is how you were fired. A pink slip on your desk. 1 month ago:
Sex: not getting any cause I was fired
