son_named_bort
@son_named_bort@lemmy.world
- Comment on Friendly reminder 21 hours ago:
I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail hopefully my gravestone says something like rest in peace and not something vulgar.
- Comment on Child support 1 week ago:
You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said “daddy I know you’re going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries” and I said “son, you’re 38 years old, why the hell haven’t you moved out yet?”
- Comment on Disappointing coyote attack 1 week ago:
He shouldn’t have gotten his dentures from Acme.
- Comment on The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme 1 week ago:
I once had a group chat that got leaked. There’s a possibility that it may have involved some light treason.
- Comment on Another treasure stolen from us 1 week ago:
The GameCube cases also came with a pizza roll holder but it was a little too small.
- Comment on Ever wonder how the term "pink slip" came about? This is how you were fired. A pink slip on your desk. 1 week ago:
Sex: not getting any cause I was fired
- Comment on fetching bleach after this one 1 week ago:
Why was I born with eyes?
- Comment on What exactly are they teaching in our schools? 4 weeks ago:
Look, we all can’t get into Yal6, okay.
- Comment on If everyone goes to baseball games by car and everyone gets wasted like Randy Marsh, how do people get home? 4 weeks ago:
Baseball stadiums usually cut off alcohol sales after the 7th inning, which allows for fans to somewhat sober up before the end of the game.
- Comment on Even as a collector, I've never laid my hands on one of these. 4 weeks ago:
We had these in school one year. Of course, it being school means that all of the games available were educational. The school actually let parents rent them for like a month at a time, which is something my parents did. Too bad we couldn’t keep it.
- Comment on They got everything covered 4 weeks ago:
Even Cousin Bob’s funeral?
- Comment on Times are tough for everyone 4 weeks ago:
A soup place I go to started to charge $3 for its once free bread. When I asked about it, they said “no soup for you!” and “come back one year!”. Then they took away my soup. At least I got my money back.
- Comment on Classical Meme 4 weeks ago:
As an American, I had to work out the Roman Numerals the only way I know how: using Super Bowls. So the 1st Super Bowl is Super Bowl I (Packers over Chiefs), the 2nd Super Bowl is Super Bowl II (Packers over Raiders), and the 50th Super Bowl is Super Bowl 50 (Broncos over Panthers). Putting this together I get:
I II II 50
I’m at a loss as to what it could mean.
- Comment on What is the best looking retro console or PC? 4 weeks ago:
How many consoles look like toilets? Image
- Comment on I purposely make my voice mail message as long as the time limit allows to waste the time of people looking to waste my time. Hope they like listening to screamy music. 4 weeks ago:
But how else am I supposed to find out that my car warranty expired?
- Comment on Just started playing Life is Strange 5 weeks ago:
If you like Life is Strange, you should try Tell me Why. It’s by the same developers and it feels like what Life is Strange 2 should’ve been.
- Comment on Facepalm on multiple levels 5 weeks ago:
The Venn Diagram between people who actually support this and people who just want to own the libs is a circle.
- Comment on They haven't made too many family-friendly cartoons about an abusive husband in a toxic relationship since they stopped making The Flintstones. 1 month ago:
The Jetsons?
- Comment on Kryptonite 1 month ago:
I’m not worried, I have paper!
- Comment on If you're falling apart at only 27 you're in real trouble 1 month ago:
Brah, you just need to have a rock star attitude about being 27.
- Comment on okra stealing whore 1 month ago:
Too bad he couldn’t be stuck in Weird Al’s accordion.
- Comment on Remember when you thought Ground Hog Day was legit? 1 month ago:
If only Phil could’ve relived the same day over and over again until he was able to patch things up with his wife.
- Comment on Help 2 months ago:
- Comment on Happy New Year Lemmy! It's 9 pm and I'm going to sleep. 2 months ago:
Gotta wake up early to do your taxes.
- Comment on I saw Free Willy in theaters: AMA 2 months ago:
How does it compare to Rampart?
- Comment on I could be friendly... *for money*! 2 months ago:
I ain’t happy unless I’m getting paid.
- Comment on Bottom of the Ocean 4 months ago:
And he may have said to himself “my God, what have I done!”
- Comment on The amount of people your age is only going down with time. 4 months ago:
That number still remains at zero.
- Comment on Time to go to the Soup Store 4 months ago:
Don’t go to the soup Nazi though. Make him mad and it’s no soup for you!
- Comment on Tiger Predators 4 months ago:
Joe Exotic?
