son_named_bort
@son_named_bort@lemmy.world
- Comment on Om nom 10 hours ago:
What’s wrong with Brawl Stars?
- Comment on You mean it gets worse? 1 day ago:
Yeah the people who say that tell boring stories of glory days.
- Comment on Down with the flu 2 days ago:
Being an adult is similar except with Drew instead of Bob.
- Comment on Pixar or something idk 5 days ago:
I do enjoy Gary Numan.
- Comment on Not a restaurant 1 week ago:
Do they have edible lingerie?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
You can’t control whose mind to read and must read the mind of every person you’re around all of the time. You become overwhelmed with all the mind reading.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
You get struck by lightning
- Comment on Woof 1 week ago:
And you may say to yourself “this is not my dog”
And you may say to yourself “this is not my house”
- Comment on They're unstoppable 2 weeks ago:
No Samuel L. Jackson?
- Comment on The Legend lives on from the Chippewa on down.... 2 weeks ago:
They would’ve made it if they’d only put 15 more miles behind her.
- Comment on The joy of going through pregnancy along with your sister 2 weeks ago:
They never outright said that she wasn’t.
- Comment on demon named racecar 2 weeks ago:
People named: A man a plan a canal Panama
- Comment on We gonna fight 2 weeks ago:
I’ll start my own leftism, with Blackjack and hookers! If fact, forget the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing.
- Comment on How is nobody talking about the fact that The Simpsons Arcade Game got home ports to DOS and Commodore 64 but not NES, SNES or Genesis -- and didn't arrive on console until Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3? 2 weeks ago:
I wonder if it was a rights issue. Konami made the arcade game while all of the Simpsons games on the NES/SNES/Genesis/Game Boy/Game Gear were published by Acclaim.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, I don’t regret not reading it.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Onion be onioning again 3 weeks ago:
That’s when you go for the foot job instead.
- Comment on Thats fair 3 weeks ago:
I’d upgrade my balls so that they aren’t vulnerable when being attacked. That way I can steal Bobby Hill’s purse and get away with it.
- Comment on Not difficult to understand 3 weeks ago:
Big if true
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 4 weeks ago:
Having sex is gay
- Comment on You could get anything you wanted and it was FREE 4 weeks ago:
They even had “Don’t Worry, be Happy” by Bob Marley.
- Comment on Oh no! 4 weeks ago:
They were too cheap for the good stuff.
- Comment on The fact that even 3D games are old now blows my mind on a regular basis. 4 weeks ago:
This was Mario 40 years ago:
- Comment on You never forget your first 5 weeks ago:
Phillips CDi? Oh no!
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 5 weeks ago:
What’s Ligma?
- Comment on The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared. 5 weeks ago:
Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey hey
Goodbye
- Comment on Jetpack 5 weeks ago:
Just as long as her farts stay farts.
- Comment on Choose one 5 weeks ago:
I want to be your sledgehammer.
- Comment on He has risen 1 month ago:
Mr. Jesus is getting Lemon Pledge.
- Comment on RFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassisted 1 month ago:
That would explain why Musk is full of shit.
