son_named_bort

@son_named_bort@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He has risen⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr. Jesus is getting Lemon Pledge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassisted⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That would explain why Musk is full of shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, thanks...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Marge Simpson in shambles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a fun new game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you really have to let everyone know⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where do you even get these bumper stickers? Is there that much demand for them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheers lads⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No officer, the tree jumped in my way, I swear!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, so it was the streets of Utica.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought that was from the streets of Albany?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most under-utilized consoles?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Atari Lynx had the graphics to blow the Game Boy out of the water. Unfortunately most of the games sucked so it died quickly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But that is just a theory⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Big if true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friendly reminder⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail hopefully my gravestone says something like rest in peace and not something vulgar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Child support⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said “daddy I know you’re going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries” and I said “son, you’re 38 years old, why the hell haven’t you moved out yet?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disappointing coyote attack⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He shouldn’t have gotten his dentures from Acme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once had a group chat that got leaked. There’s a possibility that it may have involved some light treason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another treasure stolen from us⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The GameCube cases also came with a pizza roll holder but it was a little too small.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ever wonder how the term "pink slip" came about? This is how you were fired. A pink slip on your desk.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sex: not getting any cause I was fired

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fetching bleach after this one⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why was I born with eyes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What exactly are they teaching in our schools?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Look, we all can’t get into Yal6, okay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If everyone goes to baseball games by car and everyone gets wasted like Randy Marsh, how do people get home?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Baseball stadiums usually cut off alcohol sales after the 7th inning, which allows for fans to somewhat sober up before the end of the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even as a collector, I've never laid my hands on one of these.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We had these in school one year. Of course, it being school means that all of the games available were educational. The school actually let parents rent them for like a month at a time, which is something my parents did. Too bad we couldn’t keep it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They got everything covered⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Even Cousin Bob’s funeral?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Times are tough for everyone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A soup place I go to started to charge $3 for its once free bread. When I asked about it, they said “no soup for you!” and “come back one year!”. Then they took away my soup. At least I got my money back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Classical Meme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As an American, I had to work out the Roman Numerals the only way I know how: using Super Bowls. So the 1st Super Bowl is Super Bowl I (Packers over Chiefs), the 2nd Super Bowl is Super Bowl II (Packers over Raiders), and the 50th Super Bowl is Super Bowl 50 (Broncos over Panthers). Putting this together I get:

  I II II 50

  I’m at a loss as to what it could mean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the best looking retro console or PC?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How many consoles look like toilets? Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I purposely make my voice mail message as long as the time limit allows to waste the time of people looking to waste my time. Hope they like listening to screamy music.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But how else am I supposed to find out that my car warranty expired?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just started playing Life is Strange⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you like Life is Strange, you should try Tell me Why. It’s by the same developers and it feels like what Life is Strange 2 should’ve been.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facepalm on multiple levels⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The Venn Diagram between people who actually support this and people who just want to own the libs is a circle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They haven't made too many family-friendly cartoons about an abusive husband in a toxic relationship since they stopped making The Flintstones.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Jetsons?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kryptonite⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not worried, I have paper!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're falling apart at only 27 you're in real trouble⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Brah, you just need to have a rock star attitude about being 27.