son_named_bort
@son_named_bort@lemmy.world
- Comment on Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is 20 hours ago:
And in another room a father has held his son for the last time… because he threw out his back doing so.
- Comment on Children never lie 3 days ago:
Does she like to sing Tequila?
- Comment on Grandma is on her own 5 days ago:
Almost helped an old lady across the street, but then she said “I need about tree fitty” and that’s when I realized that this old lady was 10 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic Era.
- Comment on Vitamins are good but idk.... 1 week ago:
Bugs Bunny
- Comment on Alligator Auschwitz 1 week ago:
She’s a shit at least.
- Comment on rinse 1 week ago:
Considering that Baja Blast only came out in 2004, I don’t think Cicero said it.
- Comment on The three musketeers never use muskets 2 weeks ago:
Well yeah, it’s hard to fit a musket in to a candy bar.
- Comment on It was all a lie, wasn't it? 2 weeks ago:
A new breed of supercats figured out how to condense themselves enough so that they could fit in those holes. It was a sad day for mice everywhere.
- Comment on Please remember to spread the word about this :( 2 weeks ago:
Did you know that dihydrogen monoxide kills more people than any other liquid? And yet, the government does nothing to ban it. This deadly liquid could be anywhere, even in your home!
- Comment on good advice 3 weeks ago:
You don’t matter give up
- Comment on devinetly organic... 4 weeks ago:
No, it’s a scientific term for life forms.
- Comment on Legend of Zelda 4 weeks ago:
That’s Zelda? I thought Zelda was the hero, you know, the guy in the green with the green hat and overalls and threw fireballs.
- Comment on Romantic gesture 5 weeks ago:
This is why you always leave at least a one urinal gap.
- Comment on Om nom 5 weeks ago:
What’s wrong with Brawl Stars?
- Comment on You mean it gets worse? 1 month ago:
Yeah the people who say that tell boring stories of glory days.
- Comment on Down with the flu 1 month ago:
Being an adult is similar except with Drew instead of Bob.
- Comment on Pixar or something idk 1 month ago:
I do enjoy Gary Numan.
- Comment on Not a restaurant 1 month ago:
Do they have edible lingerie?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 month ago:
You can’t control whose mind to read and must read the mind of every person you’re around all of the time. You become overwhelmed with all the mind reading.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 month ago:
You get struck by lightning
- Comment on Woof 1 month ago:
And you may say to yourself “this is not my dog”
And you may say to yourself “this is not my house”
- Comment on They're unstoppable 1 month ago:
No Samuel L. Jackson?
- Comment on The Legend lives on from the Chippewa on down.... 1 month ago:
They would’ve made it if they’d only put 15 more miles behind her.
- Comment on The joy of going through pregnancy along with your sister 1 month ago:
They never outright said that she wasn’t.
- Comment on demon named racecar 1 month ago:
People named: A man a plan a canal Panama
- Comment on We gonna fight 1 month ago:
I’ll start my own leftism, with Blackjack and hookers! If fact, forget the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing.
- Comment on How is nobody talking about the fact that The Simpsons Arcade Game got home ports to DOS and Commodore 64 but not NES, SNES or Genesis -- and didn't arrive on console until Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3? 1 month ago:
I wonder if it was a rights issue. Konami made the arcade game while all of the Simpsons games on the NES/SNES/Genesis/Game Boy/Game Gear were published by Acclaim.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Yeah, I don’t regret not reading it.
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- Comment on Onion be onioning again 2 months ago:
That’s when you go for the foot job instead.
