son_named_bort
@son_named_bort@lemmy.world
- Comment on Happy New Year Lemmy! It's 9 pm and I'm going to sleep. 1 day ago:
Gotta wake up early to do your taxes.
- Comment on I saw Free Willy in theaters: AMA 1 day ago:
How does it compare to Rampart?
- Comment on I could be friendly... *for money*! 1 day ago:
I ain’t happy unless I’m getting paid.
- Comment on Bottom of the Ocean 1 month ago:
And he may have said to himself “my God, what have I done!”
- Comment on The amount of people your age is only going down with time. 1 month ago:
That number still remains at zero.
- Comment on Time to go to the Soup Store 1 month ago:
Don’t go to the soup Nazi though. Make him mad and it’s no soup for you!
- Comment on Tiger Predators 1 month ago:
Joe Exotic?
- Comment on The grand prize 2 months ago:
I need tungsten to live!
- Comment on you can say segs on the internet 2 months ago:
Sex! What’s so wrong about hearing people on the Internet talk about sex? They had sex.
- Comment on I feel you, green guy. 2 months ago:
Why not?
- Comment on The Genesis of a joke. 2 months ago:
The hurt doesn’t show, but the pain still grows. It’s no stranger to you and me.
- Comment on Waterboy 2 months ago:
Gatorade is the devil
- Comment on Targeting gamers 2 months ago:
They targeted gamers! Gamers!
- Comment on Fruit Loops! 2 months ago:
Captain Crunch
Peanut Butter Crunch
Crunchberries
Oops All Berries
…crap
- Comment on Delivery 2 months ago:
Don’t top your landlord, they don’t deserve it.
- Comment on Preference 3 months ago:
To give to trick or treaters.
- Comment on It's coming! :( 3 months ago:
I like how whoever made this didn’t bother to put IE on the first door.
- Comment on Peace at last 3 months ago:
What can I say, I’m gay for Moleman.
- Comment on Peace at last 3 months ago:
Not Moe!
- Comment on Stay frosty 3 months ago:
There’s something about walking into a motel room with this AC blowing at full power after being at the beach all day that just can’t be beat.
- Comment on Am I The Asshole? How judging other people’s dirty laundry became the internet’s favourite pastime. 3 months ago:
Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down.
- Comment on How did people poop before smartphones were invented? 3 months ago:
Presumably on a toilet.
- Comment on Name generator 3 months ago:
Boot reer
- Comment on Average LinkedIn experience 3 months ago:
I went to Harvard but got kicked out. They said that I wasn’t accepted, but I don’t believe in like rules, man.
- Comment on Another job lost because of technology 👿 3 months ago:
I wonder if they charged per minute like a lot of hot lines did back in the day.
- Comment on Temporary rule: No shitposts on vegan pets and feeding them. 3 months ago:
I did that, but all he did was rant about Vietnam and Charlie.
- Comment on Temporary rule: No shitposts on vegan pets and feeding them. 3 months ago:
Can I still feed beans to my non-vegan pets?
- Comment on There is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel. 3 months ago:
There’s no foxes on Fox News either.
- Submitted 3 months ago to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world | 12 comments
- Comment on GameStop Launches New Retro GameStops Across North America | Retro Gaming News 24/7 3 months ago:
Why now? Why not 20 years ago?
