son_named_bort
@son_named_bort@lemmy.world
- Comment on Times are tough for everyone 5 hours ago:
A soup place I go to started to charge $3 for its once free bread. When I asked about it, they said “no soup for you!” and “come back one year!”. Then they took away my soup. At least I got my money back.
- Comment on Classical Meme 5 hours ago:
As an American, I had to work out the Roman Numerals the only way I know how: using Super Bowls. So the 1st Super Bowl is Super Bowl I (Packers over Chiefs), the 2nd Super Bowl is Super Bowl II (Packers over Raiders), and the 50th Super Bowl is Super Bowl 50 (Broncos over Panthers). Putting this together I get:
I II II 50
I’m at a loss as to what it could mean.
- Comment on What is the best looking retro console or PC? 2 days ago:
How many consoles look like toilets? Image
- Comment on I purposely make my voice mail message as long as the time limit allows to waste the time of people looking to waste my time. Hope they like listening to screamy music. 4 days ago:
But how else am I supposed to find out that my car warranty expired?
- Comment on Just started playing Life is Strange 1 week ago:
If you like Life is Strange, you should try Tell me Why. It’s by the same developers and it feels like what Life is Strange 2 should’ve been.
- Comment on Facepalm on multiple levels 1 week ago:
The Venn Diagram between people who actually support this and people who just want to own the libs is a circle.
- Comment on They haven't made too many family-friendly cartoons about an abusive husband in a toxic relationship since they stopped making The Flintstones. 2 weeks ago:
The Jetsons?
- Comment on Kryptonite 2 weeks ago:
I’m not worried, I have paper!
- Comment on If you're falling apart at only 27 you're in real trouble 3 weeks ago:
Brah, you just need to have a rock star attitude about being 27.
- Comment on okra stealing whore 3 weeks ago:
Too bad he couldn’t be stuck in Weird Al’s accordion.
- Comment on Remember when you thought Ground Hog Day was legit? 4 weeks ago:
If only Phil could’ve relived the same day over and over again until he was able to patch things up with his wife.
- Comment on Help 1 month ago:
- Comment on Happy New Year Lemmy! It's 9 pm and I'm going to sleep. 1 month ago:
Gotta wake up early to do your taxes.
- Comment on I saw Free Willy in theaters: AMA 1 month ago:
How does it compare to Rampart?
- Comment on I could be friendly... *for money*! 1 month ago:
I ain’t happy unless I’m getting paid.
- Comment on Bottom of the Ocean 3 months ago:
And he may have said to himself “my God, what have I done!”
- Comment on The amount of people your age is only going down with time. 3 months ago:
That number still remains at zero.
- Comment on Time to go to the Soup Store 3 months ago:
Don’t go to the soup Nazi though. Make him mad and it’s no soup for you!
- Comment on Tiger Predators 3 months ago:
Joe Exotic?
- Comment on The grand prize 3 months ago:
I need tungsten to live!
- Comment on you can say segs on the internet 3 months ago:
Sex! What’s so wrong about hearing people on the Internet talk about sex? They had sex.
- Comment on I feel you, green guy. 3 months ago:
Why not?
- Comment on The Genesis of a joke. 4 months ago:
The hurt doesn’t show, but the pain still grows. It’s no stranger to you and me.
- Comment on Waterboy 4 months ago:
Gatorade is the devil
- Comment on Targeting gamers 4 months ago:
They targeted gamers! Gamers!
- Comment on Fruit Loops! 4 months ago:
Captain Crunch
Peanut Butter Crunch
Crunchberries
Oops All Berries
…crap
- Comment on Delivery 5 months ago:
Don’t top your landlord, they don’t deserve it.
- Comment on Preference 5 months ago:
To give to trick or treaters.
- Comment on It's coming! :( 5 months ago:
I like how whoever made this didn’t bother to put IE on the first door.
- Comment on Peace at last 5 months ago:
What can I say, I’m gay for Moleman.
