son_named_bort
@son_named_bort@lemmy.world
- Comment on Are you better off than you were four years ago? It can be a murky picture for many 5 hours ago:
I know right? At one point in time I started saving my junk mail as a Hail Mary.
- Comment on What a Hobby 5 days ago:
I hear it’s the word.
- Comment on Why are fuel perks at grocery stores so ubiquitous? 6 days ago:
It’s a way to keep people shopping at the same store. Since most fuel perks are something like 10 cents off a gallon for every $100 spent, if you spend a lot of money at a store then you get more off of a gallon. It then discourages you from going to a different store because you may not have as many fuel perks and would have to spend more to get the same fuel perks you may already have with the first store. The stores of course don’t want you to go to their competitors, so it’s a win for them.
- Comment on The Doug wiki has been DEFACED 5 weeks ago:
Very expensive
- Comment on The Doug wiki has been DEFACED 5 weeks ago:
If Doug didn’t want to be boring then he shouldn’t have broken Mr. Dink’s grill.
- Comment on Honestly, this is probably how I will end up dieing 5 weeks ago:
And if you choke to death while eating gummy worms then people will say you had brain worms.
- Comment on Park rules 5 weeks ago:
I’m not worried, my girlfriend is a roadrunner.
- Comment on Country music 1 month ago:
On a boat
- Comment on The Price is Right television show is a low-key way to normalize inflation. 1 month ago:
Why would people question the price of the prizes? All the contestants know that inflation is high right now, questioning the absurdity of the prices won’t help them win or accomplish anything else since the show doesn’t control the prices.
- Comment on Eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed this 1 month ago:
Big if true
- Comment on Too soon? 1 month ago:
You’d think Jim Jones would’ve been able to afford the good stuff, but I guess cult leaders don’t make as much as I would’ve thought.
- Comment on Rip Striker 2000-2024 😭 1 month ago:
X
- Comment on Recommendations for Pacific Northwest Themed Games? 1 month ago:
Tell Me Why is similar to Life is Strange (Dontnod developed both games) and it’s set in southern Alaska. It’s worth checking out.
- Comment on Check mate, creationists 1 month ago:
Stink bugs um find a way.
- Comment on Will self driving trucks hit the roads with nobody on board or will they keep a human supervisor? 1 month ago:
They’ll keep someone in the truck for maintenance purposes. A self driving truck wouldn’t be able to change a flat tire for example and it would be more efficient to have the human driver change it than wait for someone to come out and change the flat.
- Comment on Guys, think this is legit? 1 month ago:
I trust him. Seems like the kind of guy I’d share a Nuka-Cola with.
- Comment on NEW JOB! 1 month ago:
Order job
- Comment on Free drinks 2 months ago:
What if life gives you power?
- Comment on Long time 2 months ago:
Is this before or after the whalers on the moon hit your car with big harpoons?
- Comment on What a life to leave your children 2 months ago:
But my child is too young for a vasectomy.
- Comment on orinthologists search history 2 months ago:
I’m looking for a bird that goes Backstreet Boys.
- Comment on Give them 10 minutes, tops. 2 months ago:
If you wanted The Police to find you you’d write Sting sucks instead.
- Comment on Fast Paced Environment 2 months ago:
Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that’s why I cry on company time.
- Comment on Guess I'll die 2 months ago:
What if the cloud is bigger than
- Comment on Tell Borts I said "Hi" 2 months ago:
None of them will ever find a fake license tag at an amusement park, and that’s just sad.
- Comment on Why would I drink and drive when I could drink alone in the basement? 2 months ago:
That’s genius. It makes it easier for the officer to open the beer that I offer him.
- Comment on New Yawkers Be Like "But It's True Doh! You haven't LIVED Until you HAD DAT PIZZA..." 2 months ago:
“Ray’s”
- Comment on Even this post is propaganda. 2 months ago:
Must do what Garfie says.
- Comment on It's always gets sloppy after the bars close 2 months ago:
Some people call it barbecue for some reason.
- Comment on High quality channel 2 months ago:
Get Big League Chew instead.