EvilFonzy
@EvilFonzy@lemmy.world
- Comment on Jeff Bezos taps former Amazon Alexa head to lead $10 billion Earth fund 1 day ago:
Two days into Amazon’s Earth talks: 1000044268
- Comment on It's all a Mandela effect 1 week ago:
Where’s Goldilocks? SHOW ME THE GIRL!
- Comment on It's the thing from the thing 1 week ago:
It’s like when a character says the name of the movie.
- Comment on Micro-retirement 1 week ago:
Same. My company gives 2 weeks a year for the first 3 years and then one extra week after that. So generous!
- Comment on Micro-retirement 1 week ago:
“In fact, there’s no need to retire at all when you can just microdose retirement one week a year! Think of how much PTO you’ll accrue by the time you’re 80.”
- Comment on Batman... Get In There And Do Something! 2 weeks ago:
“Don’t just stare at it, Sabrina. Eat it.”
- Comment on Wheeee! 2 weeks ago:
Dad?
- Comment on Can I go too? 2 weeks ago:
All glory to the Christ Moth! May his lamp be forever bright and attractive.
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- Comment on Protection 3 weeks ago:
“I see the problem, your AP is in the Faraday Chasity Cage. Closing ticket.”
- Comment on Kegel exercise daily for ten years. Rectal sphincter muscle vs yesterday leftover sushi left in glove compartment. Which one will win? 4 weeks ago:
Are you asking if your rock hard sphincter can handle the diarrhea from eating it, or if you could boof the sush’ and destroy it with your powerful hole?
- Comment on Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned. 4 weeks ago:
But can I whip it into a cum meringue?
- Comment on Rye 1 month ago:
“I’m in love with the loaf of you.”
- Comment on Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this year 1 month ago:
Very true and I should have been more specific.
- Comment on Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this year 1 month ago:
Anyone putting corporate technology into their bodies is just asking to get Black Mirror’ed. I always thought it would be cool to have my body replaced by a sick robot, but I know I’ll never be rich enough to afford the cool one. I’ll just be in the Hyundai Bodi or whatever.
- Comment on They don't always surrender! 1 month ago:
I just love a multilingual portmanteau!
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
That’s what I was thinking. I always thought it was so pregnant women could get in faster or something functional like that.
- Comment on How I view others in social media 2 months ago:
Punchline in Brazil!!
- Comment on There it is, that funny feeling. 2 months ago:
My age totally did gone!
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 2 months ago:
I had a music teacher in the 90s once have a breakdown and scream, “I don’t want to hear shit, fuck, or blowjob one more time” and then run out of the room. The kids are okay.
- Comment on First video of deceased Pope meeting up with Jesus 2 months ago:
It’s AI slop AND the water didn’t turn to wine?! I’m going home.
- Comment on Get that Musky Grindset going 3 months ago:
I’d look at dicks all day for 250k a pop!
- Comment on Caption this. 3 months ago:
Is this the bottom half of Loss?
