EvilFonzy
@EvilFonzy@lemmy.world
- Comment on Help a spaceship give birth before it collides with a star in Ultrasound 1 week ago:
These new ships in No Man’s Sky are getting abstract! Can I choose the dad and can it be Sonic the Hedgehog?
- Comment on bmw 3 weeks ago:
Step 1: Please pay your Signal Light Subscription of $36/month to enable the bulbs.
- Comment on Google President Praised MAGA Speech Slamming ‘Climate Extremist Agenda’ 4 weeks ago:
Alphabet, Meta and X need to be wiped from the planet before they take us all with them. Too bad there’s no money in saving the species…
- Comment on I'm at a loss when it comes to etiquette 4 weeks ago:
Looks like you lost your spoon…
- Comment on Sorry 4 weeks ago:
Then it asks you to contact them to troubleshoot or worse redirects you to an app store or web page for a full review. Best to just burn it all down and start over.
- Comment on Docked is the latest big machinery simulation game from Saber Interactive 4 weeks ago:
Stevedore Simulator 2026 is looking sick, fam!
- Comment on I should have this as my mobile wall paper 5 weeks ago:
People don’t text me enough Nazi bullshit for this to make sense in 2025.
- Comment on YSK: US Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem publically bragged about killing her puppy 5 weeks ago:
Oh, you know Kristi?! It’s a small world, friend.
- Comment on YSK: US Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem publically bragged about killing her puppy 5 weeks ago:
I can’t wait for someone to mention her name and I can dimlight 'em like, ‘that famous dog murderer? She’s in politics now?’
- Comment on May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head 1 month ago:
Check out my new death metal band Unalived by Seggs. It’s the only way we can post on Insta…
- Comment on Mmmm suppositories. 1 month ago:
Feel good from Mouth to South!
- Comment on Jeff Bezos taps former Amazon Alexa head to lead $10 billion Earth fund 2 months ago:
Two days into Amazon’s Earth talks: 1000044268
- Comment on It's all a Mandela effect 2 months ago:
Where’s Goldilocks? SHOW ME THE GIRL!
- Comment on It's the thing from the thing 2 months ago:
It’s like when a character says the name of the movie.
- Comment on Micro-retirement 2 months ago:
Same. My company gives 2 weeks a year for the first 3 years and then one extra week after that. So generous!
- Comment on Micro-retirement 2 months ago:
“In fact, there’s no need to retire at all when you can just microdose retirement one week a year! Think of how much PTO you’ll accrue by the time you’re 80.”
- Comment on Batman... Get In There And Do Something! 2 months ago:
“Don’t just stare at it, Sabrina. Eat it.”
- Comment on Wheeee! 2 months ago:
Dad?
- Comment on Can I go too? 2 months ago:
All glory to the Christ Moth! May his lamp be forever bright and attractive.
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- Comment on Protection 2 months ago:
“I see the problem, your AP is in the Faraday Chasity Cage. Closing ticket.”
- Comment on Kegel exercise daily for ten years. Rectal sphincter muscle vs yesterday leftover sushi left in glove compartment. Which one will win? 2 months ago:
Are you asking if your rock hard sphincter can handle the diarrhea from eating it, or if you could boof the sush’ and destroy it with your powerful hole?
- Comment on Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned. 2 months ago:
But can I whip it into a cum meringue?
- Comment on Rye 3 months ago:
“I’m in love with the loaf of you.”
- Comment on Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this year 3 months ago:
Very true and I should have been more specific.
- Comment on Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this year 3 months ago:
Anyone putting corporate technology into their bodies is just asking to get Black Mirror’ed. I always thought it would be cool to have my body replaced by a sick robot, but I know I’ll never be rich enough to afford the cool one. I’ll just be in the Hyundai Bodi or whatever.
- Comment on They don't always surrender! 3 months ago:
I just love a multilingual portmanteau!
- Submitted 3 months ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
That’s what I was thinking. I always thought it was so pregnant women could get in faster or something functional like that.
- Comment on How I view others in social media 3 months ago:
Punchline in Brazil!!
