ignotum
@ignotum@lemmy.world
- Comment on 🎶 picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door 🎶 11 hours ago:
- Comment on Last of them mansplainers 12 hours ago:
Achually she was the queen of bladed weapons or something i have no idea i just wanted to 'splain a bit
- Comment on Unfair competition 5 days ago:
The worst part is that your previous partner breaks up with you around that time
Damn you Father Stevens, i gave you the best 8 years of my life!
- Comment on I'm at a loss when it comes to etiquette 6 days ago:
How did i know to read the last one in the voice of borat before i had even read it?
- Comment on Tell me why, ain't nothin′ but a heartache Tell me why, ain't nothin' but a mistake 1 week ago:
Ligma balls lmao!
- Comment on Tell me why, ain't nothin′ but a heartache Tell me why, ain't nothin' but a mistake 1 week ago:
Steve
- Comment on It's on your blood! 1 week ago:
You’re just not trying hard enough, it took me a while but i managed to jam it in there (very little room in my veins because of all the microplastics)
- Comment on 100% vegetarian 1 week ago:
Just nut it in
Just put your nuts in it *
Just put nuts in it *
- Comment on Aspergers officinalis 1 week ago:
Brussels can only be called brussels if they’re from the brussels region of france, otherwise it’s just sparkling wine
- Comment on Aspergers officinalis 1 week ago:
I can’t believe you just spent an hour hotgluing brussel sprouts to a small tree just to trick people on the internet
- Comment on Ah minthi spikchur anadón likit 1 week ago:
America
n Englishwas a mistake! * - Comment on Bonk. 1 week ago:
It’s instructing us to do it, it is a permitted snoot boop
- Comment on Lemmy be like 1 week ago:
My skull-crushing hammer that is made to crush skulls and nothing else doesn’t crush skulls, people crush skulls
In fact, if more people had skull-crushing hammers in their homes, i’m sure that would lead to a reduction in the number of skull-crushings, the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a skull-crushing hammer, is a good guy with a skull-crushing hammer - Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
Donna is single-handedly holding back the march of scientific progress smh
- Comment on Imagine not being able to shower, because AI slop generator machines need that water! 2 weeks ago:
I don’t care, nothing will come inbetween me and my boi, mecha hitler!
/j if that wasn’t obvious
- Comment on hygiene 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Something to think about 3 weeks ago:
Apple
- Comment on The woman in the center of this pic is Dead 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on sharks are older than polaris 4 weeks ago:
That shouldn’t be a problem i’m well versed in string theory, i know like three different knots
- Comment on sharks are older than polaris 4 weeks ago:
How can the stars have existed for fifty years when the universe itself is only slightly under a week old?
- Comment on ice treat 4 weeks ago:
Wouldn’t surprise me, they do love their food dyes over there
- Comment on I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 5 weeks ago:
We should probably report this to the internet police
- Comment on I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 5 weeks ago:
You really think so?
Who’s deranged enough to go on the internet and write an offensive word?! - Comment on You'd need to calculate the compound interest 5 weeks ago:
A wise man once said “money can’t buy happiness, but i’d rather die holding one dollar than die holding zero dollars”
- Comment on I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 5 weeks ago:
What does that censored part say? a66boles? It’s just so well censored that it’s impossible to tell
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 1 month ago:
Many people can’t grow a mustache, this guy grew two
- Comment on Look out bugs bunny here comes 1 month ago:
His delicious basil meals helped me get over the death of my family by the hand of that vile beast that is richard
- Comment on Look out bugs bunny here comes 1 month ago:
How dare you post this richard killed my family he is a menace
- Comment on In heat 1 month ago:
Fall penis be like
- Comment on Posting a new delicious meal daily for a week [Day 6] 1 month ago:
What is porridge but a thicc soup?
