ignotum

@ignotum@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't worry⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  it lays eggs? where?

  WHERE?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK now you know why there will never be a Second Comming⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What about the communion wafer that suddenly started bleeding? Checkmate athe… oh wait

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got to try this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah they’ll let you go with a warning, after taking the item away from you ofcourse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got to try this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  0.001$

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sometimes I wish it was real⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you had to choose, would you go to fucking hell or celibacy hell?

  Rusty wires don’t sound very comfortable, but at least it’s something to pass the time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to open it once a couple of weeks ago, ever since they’ve been sending me daily emails “you’re on a roll!”, “continue your login streak” or something like that

  Sadly i’m too lazy to open it back up and disable email spam so i’ll just stop checking my inbox instead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When the bike seat breaks; “bicycle in my ass”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting logic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The post is actually by a theist that believes in aliens, and wants others to do so too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting logic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s supoosedly everywhere, but i don’t think he has any papers, he’s an illegal alien

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BACK OFF FELLAS, SHE'S MINE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You fool!
  While you were waiting in the parking lot, I was courting her!
  Once the bitcoin transfer completes she’ll get on a plane to come and visit me
  You lose 😎

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BACK OFF FELLAS, SHE'S MINE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay this is officially to many people, i propose we all meet in the parkinglot in an hour and have a fight to the death, winner takes all, sounds good?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BACK OFF FELLAS, SHE'S MINE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Four*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horses ARE Forever⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just because cars evolved from horses doesn’t mean horses stop existing, only a portion of the horse population spilt off and evolved into cars

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ghibli posting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But daddy elon told me empathy was bad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My account is too old? You’re telling me Nicole likes them young?

  I no longer like Nicole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you Nicole-by-proxy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I will continue to talk about Nicole until she finally notices me! (Haven’t received a message yet, I feel left out)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you plead?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My pleading never gets me to the 2nd, let alone the 5th base

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Something's wrong with denmark⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You just ordered a thousand litres of milk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Something's wrong with denmark⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I’m in Denmark and have to say 92 I just say “kamelåså”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Book now for 2025's most on-theme cruise destination⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So sad that it should come to this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone help me identify this vintage computer?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why? OP was asking about information on the computer, not on me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alcohol solves problems, water creates them.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a common misconception that pee is stored in the balls,
  The balls are actually for storing microplastics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Makes an LV Hand Bag Men a Timeless Investment?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir this is a shitpost community, not a shit post community

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BRASSICAS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Animals turn into crab, plant turn outfrom cabbage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The science is divided⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume John Cena is standing there and we just can’t see him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the Toll Roads Notification of Toll Evasion!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  🎶If you don’t want into the debt hole🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rock on Fedi⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  for those about to Lemmy

  I’m already lemmying, I’m lemmying so hard right now, if lemmying was a crime I’d be a wanted war criminal, I haven’t seen my family in months because I’ve been lemmying 24/7, if I got one cent each time I lemmied I’d have 0.00000001% of what Elon musk earns in a day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice try guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t do that. Go back to what you were doing WHILE it’s ringing, don’t let your time go to waste

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're in the endgame now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Branches are too big, the one orange leaf of government