ignotum
@ignotum@lemmy.world
- Comment on Uncultured 2 days ago:
Okay I’ll bite,
The rude who? - Comment on Onion be onioning again 3 days ago:
Nice try, I’d drown immediately if I did that
- Comment on Y'know... 3 days ago:
Same here, I ain’t gay but 2$ and a half eaten burrito is 2$ and a half eaten burrito 🤷♂️
- Comment on Pope Joan 4 days ago:
Is the Vatican actually a prisoncamp?
Is that why there are so many pedophiles there?
- Comment on New Life Hack Unlocked 5 days ago:
Crackoon
- Comment on Using Roman numerals made this so much easier 6 days ago:
Fuck the trees, lazy bums, just standing around eating all our sunlight, not working a single day in their lives!
- Comment on rawdogging it 6 days ago:
Pre-puberty is the only contraceptive the catholic church approves of
- Comment on 我喜欢你让我兴奋的样子 1 week ago:
你们有城市鸡吗？ 有，我们有劣质鸡。
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 2 weeks ago:
I know most of them but… What’s ligma?
- Comment on when 2 weeks ago:
You get the beans all hot and bothered, and then liquid comes out
Cup 'a beamen - Comment on Don't worry 3 weeks ago:
it lays eggs? where?
WHERE?
- Comment on OK now you know why there will never be a Second Comming 3 weeks ago:
What about the communion wafer that suddenly started bleeding? Checkmate athe… oh wait
- Comment on Got to try this 3 weeks ago:
Nah they’ll let you go with a warning, after taking the item away from you ofcourse
- Comment on Got to try this 3 weeks ago:
0.001$
- Comment on Sometimes I wish it was real 4 weeks ago:
If you had to choose, would you go to fucking hell or celibacy hell?
Rusty wires don’t sound very comfortable, but at least it’s something to pass the time
- Comment on I hate it there 4 weeks ago:
I had to open it once a couple of weeks ago, ever since they’ve been sending me daily emails “you’re on a roll!”, “continue your login streak” or something like that
Sadly i’m too lazy to open it back up and disable email spam so i’ll just stop checking my inbox instead
- Comment on Do it 4 weeks ago:
When the bike seat breaks; “bicycle in my ass”
- Comment on Interesting logic 4 weeks ago:
The post is actually by a theist that believes in aliens, and wants others to do so too
- Comment on Interesting logic 4 weeks ago:
He’s supoosedly everywhere, but i don’t think he has any papers, he’s an illegal alien
- Comment on BACK OFF FELLAS, SHE'S MINE 5 weeks ago:
You fool!
While you were waiting in the parking lot, I was courting her!
Once the bitcoin transfer completes she’ll get on a plane to come and visit me
You lose 😎 - Comment on BACK OFF FELLAS, SHE'S MINE 5 weeks ago:
Okay this is officially to many people, i propose we all meet in the parkinglot in an hour and have a fight to the death, winner takes all, sounds good?
- Comment on BACK OFF FELLAS, SHE'S MINE 5 weeks ago:
Four*
- Comment on Horses ARE Forever 1 month ago:
Just because cars evolved from horses doesn’t mean horses stop existing, only a portion of the horse population spilt off and evolved into cars
- Comment on ghibli posting 1 month ago:
But daddy elon told me empathy was bad
- Comment on SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE 1 month ago:
My account is too old? You’re telling me Nicole likes them young?
I no longer like Nicole
- Comment on SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE 1 month ago:
Thank you Nicole-by-proxy!
- Comment on SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE 1 month ago:
I will continue to talk about Nicole until she finally notices me! (Haven’t received a message yet, I feel left out)
- Comment on How do you plead? 1 month ago:
My pleading never gets me to the 2nd, let alone the 5th base
- Comment on Something's wrong with denmark 1 month ago:
You just ordered a thousand litres of milk
- Comment on Something's wrong with denmark 1 month ago:
When I’m in Denmark and have to say 92 I just say “kamelåså”