ignotum

@ignotum@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hospital Bill 1961⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If you can’t pay then they’ll put the baby back in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This was great⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The drums themselves would’ve made for a better gift tbh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Read a book and learn how to do it right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Amateur, everyone knows you’re supposed to bite it 🙄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Having to clean every single ceiling tile surely has to count as extra work

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i told you so⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My arch nemesis strikes again!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turn on sound. Recorded by nan's doorbell. Not AI.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what she said!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turn on sound. Recorded by nan's doorbell. Not AI.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it might be ai, if you look really closely you’ll see that the woman has 6 fingers on one hand

  It’s getting harder and harder to spot with each passing day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yoooo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw a few billionaires skulking around there, so probably disturbingly “fresh” 🤢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dozens of uncut all-natural cobs, glistening wet with dew, get tossed around, stripped, and roughly power-shucked by multiple gruff steppe farmers [CAWB] [rough-shucking] [vintage]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I came

  To this community for posts just like this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have YOU ever done this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s too many steps, I’ll just stick to talking with the voices in my head

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With Obamacare premium hikes, more people opting for no coverage or cheaper plans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In murica you are free,
  free to choose between insurmountable debt or death!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not the size of the corn, but the love for it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t believe you, that there is a lyin’ corn if I’ve ever seen one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI art⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s amazing how we’re able to make machines do tasks that before would’ve taken humans a ton of time to do,
  like removing all soul from that drawing and making it super generic, it’s impressive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They ask you to stow the tray if something happens because the microphone is on the underside of the tray and hears you better that way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can confirm, i used to have that same exact issue but it went away when i switched to linux
  I use arch btw

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wasn't as stealthy as one thought⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Noone noticed the fart
  Success!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got a little drunk last week gave money to a cult. Again.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Guessing the annoying orange or someone in his cabinet has called it a cult

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guaranteed to save you money⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thought i was on c/frugal for a moment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your girlfriend says her bones ache⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oof ouch owie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Straight from the CDC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Getting high and screaming instead of getting the measles vaccine does sound like something rfk could have said tbh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've heard New Yorkers are devastated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Kid rock probably only had to refund a low number of tickets as very few were planning to go to his show

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She strongly disagrees⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Matthew 10 is one of my favourites

  34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

  35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

  36 And a man’s foes shall be they of his own household.

  37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

  You love your family? Straight to hell with you! Jesus is jealous

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Christmas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And it better jiggle right, i have a degree in jigglephysics so i’ll notice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good way to relate to your school teacher⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Literally 1984

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption to Follow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I followed the caption, now i’m missing a kidney

  Stranger danger

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I used to be with it"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why? What did the card ever do to deserve that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eel butts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe your leg-tails are, but my leg-tails appear to be separate from my spine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't get it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  *explanation*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I used to be with it"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s what nazis and christians burned before books were invented

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eel butts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything after the butt is a tail?
  Are my legs tails?