I_Fart_Glitter
@I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
- Comment on Full bloom 2 days ago:
Take some cyclamen, it will clear it right up.
- Comment on Why does everyone hate Income tax ? 2 days ago:
Social security and education are not funded through income tax. Social security is its own withholding and schools are funded through property tax.
- Comment on Even conservatives use to boast the virtue of achieving a higher education. In MAGA times what is the pathway to success? 2 days ago:
Pretty much just racism. Replace “colored man” with the minority of the day and there you go.
If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.
-Lyndon B. Johnson
- Comment on Why does everyone hate Income tax ? 2 days ago:
In the US, it’s because it mainly goes to the bloated military budget instead of helpful social services, schools and infrastructure, and when we try to ask for those things, we are called greedy and lazy socialists.
- Comment on A very curious situation indeed 3 days ago:
- Comment on That's the truth 4 days ago:
- Comment on Srsly 1 week ago:
One hundred thousand nights is 274 years.
- Comment on Damn 1 week ago:
Me, but with houseplants, gardening tools and recently… a set of bagpipes. 😞
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I did the exact same thing, long ago. I saw it only had like 2g fiber per 4oz serving, so I drank a quart. Spent 8 hours on the toilet, my roommate was bringing me Gatorade and laughing at my tears.
You know those funny reviews of sugar free gummy bears that like, ruined people’s day/lives/grounded planes after a bag was shared among passengers and then shat their literal souls out until they begged for mercy that did not come? ( www.amazon.com/review/RZFIYJTPVUZ94 )
Yeah, that’s because of sorbitol, the artificial sugar/laxative that is naturally occurring in high doses in prunes.
- Comment on Denmark raises retirement age to 70 — the highest in Europe 1 week ago:
- Comment on Man 'refused entry into US' as border control catch him with bald JD Vance meme 1 week ago:
blood samples
I guess the rules changed since 2020:
cbp.gov/…/cbp-meet-legal-requirement-collect-dna-…
CBP is NOT collecting DNA from persons encountered under the following circumstances:
Aliens lawfully in, or being processed for lawful admission into the United States;
Aliens held at a Port of Entry during consideration of admissibility and not subject to further detention or proceedings;
Aliens held in connection with maritime interdiction;
or When the FBI system, NCIC, indicates CODIS already contains a DNA profile for the individual.
- Comment on I'm a pubes girl myself 1 week ago:
If you cut about .5cm off the outside of the stalk it’s quite tender inside.
- Comment on I'm a pubes girl myself 1 week ago:
Oh, but the gas…
- Comment on It is what it is 1 week ago:
Pornhub headquarters is located at 21620 N 19th Ave, Phoenix, Arizona 85027
- Comment on do American drug companies come up with their drug's name, or jingle first 1 week ago:
The Naming of Drugs is a difficult matter;
It isn’t just one of your holiday games.
You might think at first I’m as mad as a hatter,
When I tell you a drug must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
- Comment on Summertime be like... 1 week ago:
- Comment on Why does America feel the need to control the world? Do what they say? Instead of taking care of their own problems at home? When did the US become police officer of the world and enforcer? 2 weeks ago:
I’m curious what is normal in the US and not achievable in Germany.
- Comment on Rich people know their cosmetic surgery is obvious and uncanny, but that's the point; it's a way of signalling that you belong in a certain income bracket and that you're part of the 1% 2 weeks ago:
It’s about $200 if you just want to calm down your resting bitch face for a few months. And women are criticized about equally for having RBF as for getting “work done.” Minimal Botox isn’t nearly as obvious as most people seem to think, so why not?
- Comment on See where your tax dollars go 2 weeks ago:
Where do I sign up for more taxes?
- Comment on Kegel exercise daily for ten years. Rectal sphincter muscle vs yesterday leftover sushi left in glove compartment. Which one will win? 2 weeks ago:
Why though…?
- Comment on Are most people who avoid turn signals do it to feel more normal? (Imitating their parents, avoiding perceived stupidity of using turn signals when it seems useless, etc) 3 weeks ago:
This is me. I do it anyway, but I do really really hate it. If I’m sitting at a long light waiting to turn left I will turn it off, unless I am the first or last person in line. I also manually turn it off half way through the turn before the steering wheel action turns it off. It’s like someone is drumming their fingers on my skull.
But for merging, lane changing, etc., I always use it.
- Comment on Factually correct number tier list. I will not be taking questions 3 weeks ago:
I don’t agree with it, but I can see where you’re coming from.
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- Comment on No looky for you! 4 weeks ago:
It is. No glass, they just take the lid off when they want to look inside, and it’s a flexible material . The thing on top of the cow here is the lid. Search Fistulated Cow for more info.
- Comment on So close! 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on So close! 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Congratulations, homosexual! 4 weeks ago:
The Safeway here puts up Xmas decorations in September, so does math we’re going to have to start in February…
- Comment on Caption this. 4 weeks ago:
I don’t have one I just love that this structure is called a melon. 🍉
The melon is a mass of adipose tissue found in the foreheads of all toothed whales.[1][2] It focuses and modulates the animal’s vocalizations and acts as a sound lens. It is thus a key organ involved in communication and echolocation.
- Comment on No looky for you! 5 weeks ago:
Like those cows with the portal in their side that they bring around to elementary schools to show kids how chambered stomachs work! (Just now realizing this might not be a universal experience and may have had to do with my elementary school’s proximity to UC Davis (Agriculturally focused college).
- Comment on YSK: a bathrobe worn backwards is a snuggie 1 month ago:
