I_Fart_Glitter
@I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
- Comment on Ohio never sleeps 2 days ago:
You should probably take a break and get some ham.
- Comment on US | White House official inadvertently reveals plans to send elite army unit to Portland 2 days ago:
Don’t forget the craft beer.
- Comment on Ohio never sleeps 2 days ago:
Who would?
- Comment on Ohio never sleeps 3 days ago:
- Comment on Everybody is fine with celebrities like Whoopi Goldberg making up fake names for themselves, but when someone chooses a name for themselves to suit their gender identity it's suddenly a problem 3 days ago:
I have an issue with Raphael Cruz making up a white name.
- Comment on Breaking news 1 week ago:
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
Not sure but this looks a lot like the Marine Mammal Center in Northern California. It’s basically a hospital that’s open to the public for educational (and donation) purposes.
There is a viewing deck above and good distance back from the pens where visitors can watch the animals get care and chill between vet visits.
The really sick critters are kept in a private area where they won’t be disturbed by anything.
- Comment on What happens when a cake is farted on? 2 weeks ago:
Depends on who is doing the farting.
- Comment on 🤡🤡🤡 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on What if LGBT adopts a white and grey striped flag to replace the rainbow? Then Florida would have to abolish crosswalks entirely. 4 weeks ago:
It would be a lot prettier that way
- Comment on What if this is a coma dream. 4 weeks ago:
Your phone wouldn’t work correctly.
- Comment on Good news. :) 4 weeks ago:
Until the quake comes.
- Comment on Have you?!?! 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on The Good Genes 5 weeks ago:
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin’ for?
Doot do do doot do do do doot do… 🎶🦀🧜♀️
- Comment on Given gelatin's source, it makes more sense as a savory dish than a dessert 5 weeks ago:
I make chicken jello (from chicken skin and bones) for my cat all the time, it only takes an hour.
- Comment on 2hot2handle 5 weeks ago:
I mean what do women do besides menstruate and look pretty??
- Comment on The Bog 5 weeks ago:
Especially if they were tethered to something on land so they could get off.
- Comment on redwoods 5 weeks ago:
I get all choked up seeing them a year or so after a fire, the limbs burn off and they start sending thousands of new little baby limbs out, most will die back and the ones in the best positions will grow. The the whole upper part of the tree is green with new life and I’m just so proud of them.
We’ve had some pretty devastating fires here, so the emotions are high.
- Comment on snow hoggies 5 weeks ago:
It’s Bob Ross in pig form.
- Comment on The Bog 5 weeks ago:
I love spiders. I don’t want them on my face.
Also, it seems like it should be a dedicated job to get the spiders out of the bog. If you’re out there working and you’re covered in spiders, a fair number of them are going to get squished. Nobody wants that. The spiders don’t want to hang out on your body, they want to get to dry land.
- Comment on I think I 'm witnessing the beginning of a wasp nest in the wall of my living room? 5 weeks ago:
The legs do look a bit longer than the ones currently eating my house, but still worth a peek.
- Comment on I think I 'm witnessing the beginning of a wasp nest in the wall of my living room? 5 weeks ago:
Do you have access to the space above the ceiling? It’s pretty likely there is already a good sized nest in there and the light fixture is just an access hole that one wandered out of and is now trying to get back in. These kind of wasps will eat the wood up there like termites.
- Comment on 2hot2handle 5 weeks ago:
They last 4-8 hours. Most women bleed for 3-7 days. So on the outer edge, you could need 42. I’ve never gone through more than a box of 24 in a cycle. But the US hadn’t put a menstruating person in space before, who knew if being in space would somehow unleash a geyser of mysterious lady fluids never before seen by man.
- Comment on LPT: Go get a shot, now. 5 weeks ago:
Lupus is on the list of conditions that merit a vaccine for the under 65 crowd, since it is an autoimmune disease with immune compromising medications.
It’s actually a pretty long list. Being overweight (BMI over 25), having ADHD, depression, being sedentary, being a current or former smoker, having substance misuse disorders, along with all the other ones you’d expect, like asthma, cancer, heart disease, transplant recipients, and anyone who needs a careworker.
As of now, you can self certify as being in one of these groups (you don’t need a doctor’s note). And your doctor can still recommend it for you if you’re not on the list, as long as you don’t have an anti vaxxer doc.
- Comment on 2hot2handle 5 weeks ago:
For those who don’t get the joke:
Sally Ride, first female NASA astronaut to go to space: "I remember the engineers trying to decide how many tampons should fly on a one-week flight; they asked, “Is 100 the right number?”
“No. That would not be the right number.”
- Comment on Flashbang! 5 weeks ago:
And then shows the world you look like a muppet, when it was really not an issue in the dark 😤
- Comment on I have tomorrow off :) 1 month ago:
Well, with prunes it’s more like
- Comment on YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE 1 month ago:
Found the cephalopod
- Comment on I have tomorrow off :) 1 month ago:
A warriors drink!
- Comment on Tweet Dreams 1 month ago:
I’d say it should be illegal, but I know a certain demographic would take that as a challenge to their freedumbs and put Broadway spotlights in their yard. Because fuck them birds.
