I_Fart_Glitter
@I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
- Comment on Denmark raises retirement age to 70 — the highest in Europe 13 hours ago:
- Comment on Man 'refused entry into US' as border control catch him with bald JD Vance meme 13 hours ago:
blood samples
I guess the rules changed since 2020:
cbp.gov/…/cbp-meet-legal-requirement-collect-dna-…
CBP is NOT collecting DNA from persons encountered under the following circumstances:
Aliens lawfully in, or being processed for lawful admission into the United States;
Aliens held at a Port of Entry during consideration of admissibility and not subject to further detention or proceedings;
Aliens held in connection with maritime interdiction;
or When the FBI system, NCIC, indicates CODIS already contains a DNA profile for the individual.
- Comment on I'm a pubes girl myself 22 hours ago:
If you cut about .5cm off the outside of the stalk it’s quite tender inside.
- Comment on I'm a pubes girl myself 22 hours ago:
Oh, but the gas…
- Comment on It is what it is 1 day ago:
Pornhub headquarters is located at 21620 N 19th Ave, Phoenix, Arizona 85027
- Comment on do American drug companies come up with their drug's name, or jingle first 1 day ago:
The Naming of Drugs is a difficult matter;
It isn’t just one of your holiday games.
You might think at first I’m as mad as a hatter,
When I tell you a drug must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
- Comment on Summertime be like... 2 days ago:
- Comment on Why does America feel the need to control the world? Do what they say? Instead of taking care of their own problems at home? When did the US become police officer of the world and enforcer? 3 days ago:
I’m curious what is normal in the US and not achievable in Germany.
- Comment on Rich people know their cosmetic surgery is obvious and uncanny, but that's the point; it's a way of signalling that you belong in a certain income bracket and that you're part of the 1% 4 days ago:
It’s about $200 if you just want to calm down your resting bitch face for a few months. And women are criticized about equally for having RBF as for getting “work done.” Minimal Botox isn’t nearly as obvious as most people seem to think, so why not?
- Comment on See where your tax dollars go 5 days ago:
Where do I sign up for more taxes?
- Comment on Kegel exercise daily for ten years. Rectal sphincter muscle vs yesterday leftover sushi left in glove compartment. Which one will win? 1 week ago:
Why though…?
- Comment on Are most people who avoid turn signals do it to feel more normal? (Imitating their parents, avoiding perceived stupidity of using turn signals when it seems useless, etc) 2 weeks ago:
This is me. I do it anyway, but I do really really hate it. If I’m sitting at a long light waiting to turn left I will turn it off, unless I am the first or last person in line. I also manually turn it off half way through the turn before the steering wheel action turns it off. It’s like someone is drumming their fingers on my skull.
But for merging, lane changing, etc., I always use it.
- Comment on Factually correct number tier list. I will not be taking questions 2 weeks ago:
I don’t agree with it, but I can see where you’re coming from.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on No looky for you! 3 weeks ago:
It is. No glass, they just take the lid off when they want to look inside, and it’s a flexible material . The thing on top of the cow here is the lid. Search Fistulated Cow for more info.
- Comment on So close! 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on So close! 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Congratulations, homosexual! 3 weeks ago:
The Safeway here puts up Xmas decorations in September, so does math we’re going to have to start in February…
- Comment on Caption this. 3 weeks ago:
I don’t have one I just love that this structure is called a melon. 🍉
The melon is a mass of adipose tissue found in the foreheads of all toothed whales.[1][2] It focuses and modulates the animal’s vocalizations and acts as a sound lens. It is thus a key organ involved in communication and echolocation.
- Comment on No looky for you! 3 weeks ago:
Like those cows with the portal in their side that they bring around to elementary schools to show kids how chambered stomachs work! (Just now realizing this might not be a universal experience and may have had to do with my elementary school’s proximity to UC Davis (Agriculturally focused college).
- Comment on YSK: a bathrobe worn backwards is a snuggie 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on How do children address a non-binary parent? 1 month ago:
People will think you’re Mormon
- Comment on How do children address a non-binary parent? 1 month ago:
My aunt was raised by her grandfather and called him Grandy. Everyone has called him that since.
- Comment on Is it weird to juggle in the park? 1 month ago:
and hurts no one.
That depends entirely on what he’s juggling and how skilled he is.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
You old enough for this one?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
These ones were much better. I still don’t understand the physics of how wiggling the handlebars back and forth made them go forward, but it felt like magic at the time. Much less finger pinching and no Charlie horsing your groin trying to crab walk with wheels under your butt like the other ones.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Yes, I was referring to the phenomenon where us old people (Millennials) perpetually think that the 70s were 30 years ago.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
“That songs not from 30 years ago, clearly they were talking about Bowie…oh… oh no…”
- Comment on At least there's no ads... 1 month ago:
If I don’t get a silk screened Lemmy tote bag and or travel mug for my donation, I’M NOT DOING IT 😤
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
It’s always the grossest old men who are like “I just don’t want to imagine two men fucking, It grosses me out.” Like buddy… do you think I want to imagine your fat saggy self sweating and grunting away, regardless of partner choice? No, no I do not. So I don’t. It’s not that hard.
