I_Fart_Glitter
@I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
- Comment on If you eat free range eggs, you're probably ingesting trace amounts of rooster cum 1 day ago:
Egg chute and poop chute are the same chute. Just saying.
- Comment on Tea time, innit? 1 day ago:
- Comment on Tea time, innit? 1 day ago:
Listen. Carcinisation is a process not to be fucked with. Please do not add lead poisoning to the mix. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
- Comment on arborholing 2 days ago:
The botany of desire is a fun book written on the subject. Michael Pollan is not a scientist though, he’s a science and environmental journalist and Harvard professor.
- Comment on Mom they're fighting again 2 days ago:
ya
- Comment on Mom they're fighting again 2 days ago:
Brussels sprouts, pineapple, asparagus, rice, peanuts, chocolate.
- Comment on Mom they're fighting again 3 days ago:
- Comment on Honestly Bizarre 3 days ago:
Same with nuts. Botanically, not a thing.
- Comment on Caw caw 1 week ago:
This upsets me deeply. I had to get up in the night and trim my toenails last night because they were long enough that I could feel them against the sheets.
- Comment on Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1 week ago:
Link’s not working…
- Comment on Ohio never sleeps 2 weeks ago:
You should probably take a break and get some ham.
- Comment on US | White House official inadvertently reveals plans to send elite army unit to Portland 2 weeks ago:
Don’t forget the craft beer.
- Comment on Ohio never sleeps 2 weeks ago:
Who would?
- Comment on Ohio never sleeps 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Everybody is fine with celebrities like Whoopi Goldberg making up fake names for themselves, but when someone chooses a name for themselves to suit their gender identity it's suddenly a problem 2 weeks ago:
I have an issue with Raphael Cruz making up a white name.
- Comment on Breaking news 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Caption this. 3 weeks ago:
Not sure but this looks a lot like the Marine Mammal Center in Northern California. It’s basically a hospital that’s open to the public for educational (and donation) purposes.
There is a viewing deck above and good distance back from the pens where visitors can watch the animals get care and chill between vet visits.
The really sick critters are kept in a private area where they won’t be disturbed by anything.
- Comment on What happens when a cake is farted on? 4 weeks ago:
Depends on who is doing the farting.
- Comment on 🤡🤡🤡 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on What if LGBT adopts a white and grey striped flag to replace the rainbow? Then Florida would have to abolish crosswalks entirely. 1 month ago:
It would be a lot prettier that way
- Comment on What if this is a coma dream. 1 month ago:
Your phone wouldn’t work correctly.
- Comment on Good news. :) 1 month ago:
Until the quake comes.
- Comment on Have you?!?! 1 month ago:
- Comment on The Good Genes 1 month ago:
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin’ for?
Doot do do doot do do do doot do… 🎶🦀🧜♀️
- Comment on Given gelatin's source, it makes more sense as a savory dish than a dessert 1 month ago:
I make chicken jello (from chicken skin and bones) for my cat all the time, it only takes an hour.
- Comment on 2hot2handle 1 month ago:
I mean what do women do besides menstruate and look pretty??
- Comment on The Bog 1 month ago:
Especially if they were tethered to something on land so they could get off.
- Comment on redwoods 1 month ago:
I get all choked up seeing them a year or so after a fire, the limbs burn off and they start sending thousands of new little baby limbs out, most will die back and the ones in the best positions will grow. The the whole upper part of the tree is green with new life and I’m just so proud of them.
We’ve had some pretty devastating fires here, so the emotions are high.
- Comment on snow hoggies 1 month ago:
It’s Bob Ross in pig form.
- Comment on The Bog 1 month ago:
I love spiders. I don’t want them on my face.
Also, it seems like it should be a dedicated job to get the spiders out of the bog. If you’re out there working and you’re covered in spiders, a fair number of them are going to get squished. Nobody wants that. The spiders don’t want to hang out on your body, they want to get to dry land.
