I_Fart_Glitter
@I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
- Comment on The struggle 2 days ago:
I guess it is. But I use it when I go wait in line to pick up food at the food bank for some people that can’t go there themselves. It fits nicely in my little wagon when it’s folded flat, to not take space away from the food and it’s easy to pick up and move frequently once the line starts moving.
It’s about an hour of standing still waiting, then about 45 minutes of very slow line moving, so, for me, it’s at least better than standing or sitting on pavement.
- Comment on The struggle 2 days ago:
Oh god. Is that a poo stool? I’ve got one that I’ve been using to sit on when I have to wait in line for an hour or so every week. ARE PEOPLE JUDGING ME??
- Comment on If you use that "Pretty Litter" color changing cat litter, and you actually see the entire rainbow of colors, then your cat(s) are pretty fucked up and should go to the vet. 3 days ago:
I would totally use it but my cat thinks it’s fun to lick it and then run to me to scrape it off her tongue. Then go back and lick it again.
- Comment on Doing a pack a day 3 days ago:
These are more portable
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Bet he prints it out and saves it for several millennia.
- Comment on The night water 1 week ago:
H~2~O^O^^O^^o^
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Is there a ren faire in your area? Maybe you could find one to work at, or like, a magic shoppe. It will be better received if there is a reason for you being in character.
- Comment on Is my shampoo smelling like fruit or is my fruit tasting like shampoo? 1 week ago:
When lavender infused foods got trendy twenty years ago, the first time I tried some lavender pound cake I spit it out because it tasted like soap. But I kept trying it, lavender tea, white chocolate, cakes, cookies, coffee. Eventually, lavender soap started to smell like tasty treats.
- Comment on Very water-resistant chalk for asphalt? 2 weeks ago:
Something like this? It’s the “chalk” pens that are used on restaurant chalkboards for outdoor use. Wipe off-able, but rain proof.
- Comment on Full bloom 3 weeks ago:
Take some cyclamen, it will clear it right up.
- Comment on Why does everyone hate Income tax ? 3 weeks ago:
Social security and education are not funded through income tax. Social security is its own withholding and schools are funded through property tax.
- Comment on Even conservatives use to boast the virtue of achieving a higher education. In MAGA times what is the pathway to success? 3 weeks ago:
Pretty much just racism. Replace “colored man” with the minority of the day and there you go.
If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.
-Lyndon B. Johnson
- Comment on Why does everyone hate Income tax ? 3 weeks ago:
In the US, it’s because it mainly goes to the bloated military budget instead of helpful social services, schools and infrastructure, and when we try to ask for those things, we are called greedy and lazy socialists.
- Comment on A very curious situation indeed 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on That's the truth 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Srsly 4 weeks ago:
One hundred thousand nights is 274 years.
- Comment on Damn 4 weeks ago:
Me, but with houseplants, gardening tools and recently… a set of bagpipes. 😞
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I did the exact same thing, long ago. I saw it only had like 2g fiber per 4oz serving, so I drank a quart. Spent 8 hours on the toilet, my roommate was bringing me Gatorade and laughing at my tears.
You know those funny reviews of sugar free gummy bears that like, ruined people’s day/lives/grounded planes after a bag was shared among passengers and then shat their literal souls out until they begged for mercy that did not come? ( www.amazon.com/review/RZFIYJTPVUZ94 )
Yeah, that’s because of sorbitol, the artificial sugar/laxative that is naturally occurring in high doses in prunes.
- Comment on Denmark raises retirement age to 70 — the highest in Europe 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Man 'refused entry into US' as border control catch him with bald JD Vance meme 4 weeks ago:
blood samples
I guess the rules changed since 2020:
cbp.gov/…/cbp-meet-legal-requirement-collect-dna-…
CBP is NOT collecting DNA from persons encountered under the following circumstances:
Aliens lawfully in, or being processed for lawful admission into the United States;
Aliens held at a Port of Entry during consideration of admissibility and not subject to further detention or proceedings;
Aliens held in connection with maritime interdiction;
or When the FBI system, NCIC, indicates CODIS already contains a DNA profile for the individual.
- Comment on I'm a pubes girl myself 4 weeks ago:
If you cut about .5cm off the outside of the stalk it’s quite tender inside.
- Comment on I'm a pubes girl myself 4 weeks ago:
Oh, but the gas…
- Comment on It is what it is 4 weeks ago:
Pornhub headquarters is located at 21620 N 19th Ave, Phoenix, Arizona 85027
- Comment on do American drug companies come up with their drug's name, or jingle first 4 weeks ago:
The Naming of Drugs is a difficult matter;
It isn’t just one of your holiday games.
You might think at first I’m as mad as a hatter,
When I tell you a drug must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
- Comment on Summertime be like... 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Why does America feel the need to control the world? Do what they say? Instead of taking care of their own problems at home? When did the US become police officer of the world and enforcer? 5 weeks ago:
I’m curious what is normal in the US and not achievable in Germany.
- Comment on Rich people know their cosmetic surgery is obvious and uncanny, but that's the point; it's a way of signalling that you belong in a certain income bracket and that you're part of the 1% 5 weeks ago:
It’s about $200 if you just want to calm down your resting bitch face for a few months. And women are criticized about equally for having RBF as for getting “work done.” Minimal Botox isn’t nearly as obvious as most people seem to think, so why not?
- Comment on See where your tax dollars go 5 weeks ago:
Where do I sign up for more taxes?
- Comment on Kegel exercise daily for ten years. Rectal sphincter muscle vs yesterday leftover sushi left in glove compartment. Which one will win? 5 weeks ago:
Why though…?
- Comment on Are most people who avoid turn signals do it to feel more normal? (Imitating their parents, avoiding perceived stupidity of using turn signals when it seems useless, etc) 1 month ago:
This is me. I do it anyway, but I do really really hate it. If I’m sitting at a long light waiting to turn left I will turn it off, unless I am the first or last person in line. I also manually turn it off half way through the turn before the steering wheel action turns it off. It’s like someone is drumming their fingers on my skull.
But for merging, lane changing, etc., I always use it.
